hug your pheromones

The two stood at the bathroom door washing their hands together.

Jiang Baize glanced at him in the mirror: "Did you not take inhibitors?"

what?

"I did it, at the beginning of every month."

Jiang Baize took out a piece of hard paper from the paper tube and wiped his hands, then turned around and stared at him from a distance, frowning, Zhou Li didn't dare to move.

"Why do you still have a fever after taking inhibitors?"

? ? ? ?

When did I have a fever?

"I do not have it?"

"You haven't?" Jiang Baize went over with a sullen face: "There are so many people here today, so you dare to touch my hand? Are you serious all day long, just thinking about taking advantage of me?"

……

Which caveman are you?ah?

The innocent boy Jiang Baize?Ignorant and ignorant cutie?

Have you grown your height and strength for so many years?

Hehehe!But I just blew on the tofu, and didn't touch it, so the tofu said that I took a bite of him?

Zhou Li's eyes turned red with anger: "You crazy!"

"What did you say? Brat, are you looking for death!"

"I said you are crazy! Jiang Baize is crazy! Jiang Baize is crazy!" Zhou Li has lost his mind.

Jiang Doufu's angry people trembled, and walked forward with clenched fists. Zhou Li saw that this crazy person wanted to beat himself?I couldn't feel wronged all at once, and let go of "wow" and cried loudly.

The crying Jiang Baize looked confused, what does this mean?

Finish scolding me?Did I start crying before I started?

……

"Don't cry!" Everyone who went in and out of the toilet was looking at them, but Jiang Baize stared at them and ran away.

Zhou Li ignored him and continued crying.

"I told you not to cry!"

Hearing the voice, he was gnashing his teeth a bit, Zhou Li peeked at him through his fingers, stopped crying when he saw it, and sobbed a little: "It's okay if you don't cry, just promise me something."

Jiang Baize glared at him.

Zhou Li felt that this was an opportunity.

"You, kiss me now, and I won't cry."

Jiang Baize dragged him all the way back to the box with his collar. Zhou Li felt that he might be strangled to death by the collar along the way.

After arriving at the box, Jiang Baize threw Zhou Li into an empty seat: "You just stay here."

Then he randomly grabbed an alpha, took out the wallet from his pocket and handed it to the kid: "Go to a pharmacy, ask what medicines can cure fever, and buy them back!"

That kid was stunned, shouldn't he take inhibitors or go to the hospital for fever?What medicine can I take?

"Go!" Jiang Baize's eyes almost killed people.The kid was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he ran out with his wallet.

Jiang Baize walked up to Zhou Li and sat down, taking a big gulp of beer.

"Brother...Brother, I really don't have a fever." Zhou Li felt that he was suffering.

"To shut up!"

"Really do not have…"

"If you talk again, I will find something to seal your mouth now!"

Wolf-like ferocious eyes... Is this really my man... Zhou Li is confused... Let him kiss me like this... One day I will take off his clothes... Maybe he will really break my hand... I Will there be a day to sleep with him...

Platonic love?

Zhou Li didn't dare to speak anymore.

Jiang Baize finally felt clean, and the people around him started twisting and turning again. Jiang Baize endured and endured, endured again and again, and couldn't bear it anymore: "What do you want to do again!"

"I...I want to eat peanuts..."

Jiang Baize rang the bell and called the waiter: "Give me ten plates of peanuts."

"Sir, our peanuts are all in bags."

"That's ten bags."

"Do you want it with the shell or without the shell?"

Jiang Baize: "..."

"Shelled." Zhou Li answered weakly.

"OK, just a second."

The waiter left, and after a while, ten bags of shelled peanuts arrived.Jiang Baize asked to put all the ten bags of peanuts in front of Zhou Li: "Eat, don't leave if you can't finish eating today."

Canhui heard the movement and came over: "What's wrong, brother?"

"you shut up."

"Why are you angry?"

"To shut up?"

Canhui didn't dare to speak anymore, someone was secretly laughing, Zhou Li felt so ashamed, that person laughed a little loudly, the others also covered their mouths, Jiang Baize picked up a bag of peanuts and threw it on the guy who laughed the loudest past.

"why are you laughing?"

"nothing…"

"Did it make you laugh?"

"...I'm sorry big brother..."

Jiang Baize poured another glass of wine: "You try laughing again?"

The man was so splashed that he didn't dare to move: "I'm really sorry, I won't laugh anymore..."

Jiang Baize also threw the empty wine glass in his hand, and everyone fell silent.

The one who rescued the embarrassing crisis was the boy who was ordered by Jiang Baize to buy medicine, and that boy actually bought a bag of medicine back.

Jiang Baize asked the others to continue singing, and then waved his hand to call the kid over.

"Brother, the doctor said that you can only take inhibitors and go to the hospital for fever. If you keep thinking about that thing when you don't have a fever, you are just lustful..."

The young man is still thin-skinned, and he can't say it in front of his elder brother: "If you have a strong heart, take Liuwei Dihuang Wan and drink more tea, honeysuckle, chrysanthemum, green tea, and jasmine, so I bought them all. If you exercise more and consume your energy, you won’t think so.”

Jiang Baize took the medicine bag and wallet, thoughtful.

"Go for a run every morning from now on." Jiang Baize said to the peanut eater next to him.

Zhou Li no longer had any emotional ups and downs, peeled the peanut shells and threw the kernels into his mouth: "I don't want it."

"Do you dare?"

Zhou Li, who was stared at by Jiang Baize, shrank his neck: "I, I can't get up..."

"I'll call you."

Well…

"Okay, then you run with me and I will run!" After speaking, he handed a freshly peeled peanut to his mouth: "Do you want to eat it?" Thinking that he would definitely not eat it, he folded his hand and threw it in again. into his own mouth.

Jiang Baize: "..."

Ten bags of peanuts was nothing to Zhou Li, and he ate them after peeling and peeling, but the process of eating made him thirsty and he drank a lot of wine.

Afterwards, he played dice and gambled with Canhui. He won two out of three rounds and drank a cup, winning or losing. Fortunately, he had a good amount of alcohol, but he fell in love with drinking, and his face turned red when he drank it. Zhou Li himself was also pale and smelled of alcohol. As soon as it came up, it was like rubbing rouge and gouache.

Just when he was about to go to the bathroom, he accidentally knocked on the corner of the table when he stood up, tilted, and fell to the side. According to the angle of the fall, he should have fallen into Jiang Baize's arms.

so shy.

Zhou Li, who was waiting for intimate contact, closed his eyes.

"bang"

Hitting his head on the leather sofa, he bounced slightly. Zhou Li, who had already been drinking a lot, was hit like this, staring at him and almost vomiting.

"Sister-in-law, are you okay?" Li Canhui, who was sitting not far away, was taken aback, and hurried over to help him up.

And the person who was supposed to be sitting on the sofa and used as a padded by Zhou Li was standing opposite him at this moment, looking at Zhou Li.

No wonder it knocked, it was not in the position at all.

But isn't it?Before I stood up, did I see him sitting next to me with my own eyes?

After racking his brains and thinking for a long time, Zhou Li asked cautiously, "Brother was sitting just now, right?"

"Yes."

...

"Did you see me about to fall? Then you deliberately avoided it?"

Jiang Baize looked as usual, without any guilt: "I thought you were going crazy again."

I send you jingle bells! !

Is that human being?This must be a rabbit becoming a sperm, right?Jump so fast?

This young boy, he is so stupid, if he likes him with his insane appearance, then he must be a ghost!

Zhou Li, who was deeply shocked, only realized at this moment that he was there from the beginning to the end.

One, car, love, wish.

The aggrieved anger in my heart "sighed", and all the alcohol I drank was ignited.

"The guy who is struck by lightning, the guy who is rotten, the guy who has a rotten heart, and the guy who won't even eat shit!"

Zhou Li pointed at Jiang Baize's face and yelled, hoarsely: "You think your pheromone is a little strong so you can be so self-righteous and arrogant? You are a piece of cow dung in my eyes, no, even worse than cow dung. You crazy boy who plays with other people's feelings!"

...

"What are you doing?"

Seeing Zhou Li whose expression was changing, Jiang Baize looked at him strangely, interrupted Zhou Li's fantasy with a loud voice, and brought him back to reality.

"...nothing."

Zhou Li, whose fantasy was interrupted, really wanted to rush up and blow his head off, but with his bad personality, he would definitely not accommodate himself. What if he fights back?

Zhou Li, who had no chance of winning, felt sad for his powerlessness.

"Did you cross my eyes just now?" Jiang Baize asked suddenly.

"No."

Yeah, I'm screwed, but shall I be honest with you?

"If you dare to rape me, I will dig out my eyes."

Oh, the violent man who received a thousand knives!

Zhou Counsun, who was clearly arranged, didn't dare to talk back at all, stood up and went to the toilet swallowing his anger, drained the water in his stomach, came back, and then rolled the dice with Li Canhui.

Since you can't vent your anger, then drink up their wine!