hug your pheromones
Chapter 44
When get out of class was over, He Ziming came to Jiang Baize.
Seeing Jiang Baize smiling at him with the face he had liked for more than ten years, He Ziming's heart trembled.
"...Brother, my birthday is the day after tomorrow, you know that?"
"Well, I remember." Jiang Baize said.
Bai Guanghe from another seat leaned over: "I also remember your birthday."
He Ziming didn't seem to see Bai Guanghe, and turned to Jiang Baize: "I'm going to do it at KTV this time, not at home."
Jiang Baize frowned: "Auntie won't agree?"
"What's the use of her not agreeing? I don't want me to be willing." He Ziming said nonchalantly: "Brother, will you come? I want you to come, and a gift."
Jiang Baize was silent for a while: "OK."
Bai Guanghe fell to the bottom of the cliff. He Ziming suddenly fell ill before, and he was so anxious that he didn't come for several days. Now that he shows up and doesn't talk to him, what is he to him?
"Then I'll pick you up for dinner first, and then we'll go together again, in the wheat field."
"it is good."
After making an appointment with Jiang Baize, He Ziming was in a good mood. He invited the whole class and agreed in advance that he would just come and play. He didn't need to send anything, and he wouldn't pick it up. Would it be a bad idea to give a gift?" concern.
Of course, Zhang Enhui also invited. After all, the highlight of the day was in Zhang Enhui's hands. After he got Zhou Li's blood from the meal, he gave it to Zhang Enhui the next day.
Zhou Li called Jiang Baize when he was in the cafeteria at noon, and hung up just after he said "Hello".
It is estimated that they were pressed accidentally.
Why is this kid so stingy?What's going on below?It's not him who revealed, it's his own, right? In the future, don't you have to read it?
Besides, it wasn't intentional.
Zhou Li's face was a little pale, and he didn't even say a word to him, he didn't even hear a syllable of the bastard boy.
In the afternoon, physical education class was playing badminton. He and Xu Na were in a team, playing Xia Huanxi and Yu Qin in pairs.
Zhou Li made many mistakes, and in the end Xia Huanxi and the others easily won.
Xia Huanxi, who walked over with Yu Qin, tapped him on the shoulder: "I'm proud of love, but frustrated with sports."
"Go, I just didn't perform well today, and I will cry you two next time." He wiped the sweat from his forehead and looked at Xu Na: "Right, we will cry them next time."
Xu Na smiled and nodded: "Yes."
"You get hot when you exercise, and you want to eat ice when you're hot. Shall we go eat ice after school?" Zhou Li tugged on his jacket and put it in the wind.
"Are you going to find your Prince Charming after school?" Xia Huanxi asked.
"Well…"
Zhou Li thought about it, and Jiang Baize hung up the phone in seconds, maybe the intensity of seeing his penis yesterday has not slowed down, so it's better not to get scolded in front of him.
"No, love is precious, and friendship is even more expensive. I don't want Tang Seng riding a white horse. I only want you guys like goblins!"
Xia Huanxi's heart brightened like a mirror: "Did you offend big brother?"
"... "
After school, all the students in the school gathered together to go home. Wang Haiyang had to clean the playground today, and it was their turn. Zhou Li originally planned to abandon him, and the four of them left first. He was unwilling to do so.
"The good friends will walk together for the rest of their lives, but you actually left me because I swept a small piece of the playground?"
Zhou Li was ashamed when he said it, and finally the four of them helped him sweep the playground.
Putting the broom and dustpan back into the classroom, the five of them were finally able to leave, heading towards a usually popular dessert shop.
"No more smoothies in winter."
The owner is sorry to tell them.
Zhou Li sighed deeply.
Xia Huanxi didn't take it seriously: "You shouldn't eat smoothies in winter. You were hot before, so you're here anyway, so eat something else."
Zhou Li thought about it too, so he agreed. Like a leader, he found a seat and sat down, and the other four followed him. There were many other students in the store.
"Order, let go." Zhou Li pushed the menu to the middle, speaking boldly.
"Brother Li got rich? So bold?" Wang Haiyang's eyes lit up: "Then I really let go."
"Okay, anyway, AA, you should let it go." Zhou Li smiled nonchalantly.
"... But you are so stingy, how much can you eat? AA." Wang Haiyang muttered very displeased.
"That's fine, then don't A, please!" Zhou Li clapped his hands after saying "papa": "Everyone applaud, Brother Qinggao treats us to delicious food."
The other three clapped very cooperatively, and they laughed from ear to ear while clapping their hands. The other tables all looked over when they heard their movements.
Wang Haiyang's face turned red: "I invite you, I invite you, brother has money! Order!"
Everyone is not welcome, they ordered a lot, and there was nothing left, and they ate them all. When paying the bill, Wang Haiyang went to the front desk, and after a while Wang Haiyang stood at the front desk and shouted: "Brother Li, Come here, do you want to see this?"
Zhou Li looked strange, got up and walked over to Wang Haiyang: "What do you want?"
Wang Haiyang quickly hooked his shoulder and whispered into his ear: "Brother Li, lend me 200 yuan..."
Zhou Li slapped his hand away: "Let go! What are you borrowing money for?"
Wang Haiyang let go of his hand, but he didn't walk away, he was still very close: "Not enough to pay..."
Zhou Li raised his eyebrows and looked at him: "Isn't brother rich? I invite you, so I invite you?"
"Brother Li, I was wrong! Keep your voice down."
Zhou Li made a "cut" and took out his mobile phone: "The payment QR code, I will forward it to you."
"Hey." Wang Haiyang smiled reassuringly, "Okay, I know Brother Li is a good guy."
"Then let's break up, each go back to each house, each finds each mother." After paying the bill, Wang Haiyang stuffed the phone back into his pocket.
"Aren't you going to hang out any more?" Yu Qin asked.
"What are you playing? I won't go. I have to go to class tomorrow morning." Zhou Li refused.
"My grandma is the only one at home, and I have to go back early, and she will worry about it later." Xu Na also refused.
"Then let's leave here, see you tomorrow." Xia Huanxi waved her hand.
"See you tomorrow."
The rest of the people also waved to each other.
Zhou Li walked slowly on the way back with his schoolbag on his back, humming an out-of-tune song.
Zhou Li was still narcissistic on this side, and suddenly saw two people in a glass window shop he just passed by.
Jiang Baize and He Ziming.
The two of them have been together?
When I called at noon, could it be because He Ziming was by my side that I hung up?Thinking of this, Zhou Li felt as if he drank a big vat of vinegar for an instant. He threw away all the mess with He Ziming's blood alliance, He Ziming calling his brother and so on.
He was about to make his teeth sour, but he couldn't hold back, opened the glass door of the store, and walked in with big strides.
Jiang Baize was still picking out something, and asked He Ziming beside him from time to time, the two seemed to be a good match.
When Jiang Baize saw Zhou Li, Zhou Li had already stood there for a while, and he had already done several constructions in his heart.
"Why are you here?" Jiang Baize asked in surprise when he saw Zhou Li.
A deep breath.
"This is the way back to my house. I passed by after school and saw you in here, so I came in." The jealous king mustered all his strength to speak properly.
"Well, I'm buying a gift for He Ziming. It's his birthday the day after tomorrow. I'm afraid it won't be a good one, so I'll take him and let him choose it himself." Jiang Baize explained to Zhou Li earnestly, as if he knew that Zhou Li loved too much.
"Birthday?"
After hearing Jiang Baize's words, Zhou Li's arrogance fell by more than half in an instant, and he turned his head to look at He Ziming amusedly: "Why doesn't my elder brother know that my sworn brother is celebrating his birthday?"
"Sworn brother?" Jiang Baize looked at He Ziming suspiciously.
He Ziming's eyes changed: "Brother Zhou Li misunderstood. I was going to ask Zhou Si to notify you tomorrow. After all, we don't have any contact information."
"Oh? Really? Then you want to invite me?" Zhou Li followed He Ziming's words.
"...Of course." He Ziming couldn't get off the stage, so he could only agree.
"When did you two get along so well?" Jiang Baize became more and more surprised, and looked between the two of them.
"Ask Ziming brother."
He Ziming was deeply relieved that Zhou Li didn't intend to say anything, and he immediately returned to his smiling face: "It's nothing, we have a good relationship, okay? See what brother said."
"No, it's just a little weird."
"Okay, brother and brother Zhou Li, let's go back together first, and buy gifts next time."
Afraid that Jiang Baize would get to the bottom of it, He Ziming hurriedly let them go first.
"What about you?" Jiang Baize was not at ease.
"I'll call Uncle Qi, and he will pick me up in his car." He Ziming held back his sadness and pushed Jiang Baize to Zhou Li's side.
It doesn't matter, there is only one day left, and soon he will be completely his own.
"Brother, let's go, see you tomorrow."
Blinking, He Ziming gritted his teeth and waved goodbye to Jiang Baize against his will.
The two came out of the store and walked down the street side by side.
"Big brother."
Zhou Li called him happily, and Jiang Baize looked forward with a blank expression.
what happened?Wasn't everything fine just now?Why did you come out like this?Are you still upset about what happened last night?
"...Brother?"
Tried to shout again, Jiang Baize looked very indifferent.
Zhou Li was full of horses galloping in his heart: "Brother, haven't they all passed? Why? This is, if you feel that you are at a disadvantage in your heart, can you show me once too? Let's do it once each, and we'll be even. no?"
Jiang Baize stopped when Zhou Li was caught off guard, and stared at him coldly and arrogantly: "You still want me to show you?"
Zhou Li saw that it was over, he said the wrong thing, and tightly clutched the strap of his schoolbag: "No!!"
"…I am…"
Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Baize started to walk forward again, Zhou Li could only trot a few steps to keep up with him: "Brother, what's wrong with this? I haven't finished talking yet, so it's fine if I don't say anything, why do you still keep talking?" People just leave right away?"
"Ah."
Jiang Baize sneered and stopped: "Tell me, what can you say?"
Zhou Li choked: "I really didn't do it on purpose. Zhou Si didn't come back yesterday. I didn't take any clothes when I went to take a shower. After I came out, I was busy contacting my elder brother. I just put on a top when I was answering the video. Who knew that my hands were unsteady. I lost my phone, can this be my fault? There are always embarrassing accidents in everyone's life."
"I didn't find you a bit embarrassed."
"Isn't the person being looked at big brother?" Zhou Li spread his hands together as if he was very helpless: "Anyway, we have already seen it, and we can't change it. Big brother can say whatever he wants, not like this now Just do it."
"Then cut it off."
???
"Brother? Did I hear wrong? What did you just say?" Zhou Li was a little confused for a moment, as if he was deaf at this moment.
"Didn't you say what I want? Let's cut it off."
...
"Brother is really humorous..."
"Who's kidding you?"
"... Seriously?"
"Yes."
silence…
"...Brother is quite sick..."
"what?"
Zhou Li's voice was too low for Jiang Baize to hear clearly.
"I said Jiang Baize, you're a bit sick!" Zhou Li broke out suddenly, pointing at him excitedly and yelling.
"How can there be such a lunatic like you? What nonsense are you talking about? Tell me to cut me off? You will cut me off just by looking at it? Why don't you goug out your own eyes?" Zhou Li was so shocked that he wanted to jump up and throw himself The person next to him hugged and fell.
"Stinky boy! Am I being too polite to you? Ah! How dare you scold me!"
Jiang Baize looked at Zhou Li fiercely.
"Go to hell, you crazy boy with a small belly! Don't live, go and goug out your eyes!"
Zhou Li angrily gave Jiang Baize a middle finger, then turned around and ran forward frantically!
Like a wild boar being chased by a tiger, he swung his arms vigorously and ran for a long time. Finally, he was too tired to bear it. He dodged to a corner and leaned against the wall, gasping for breath. He looked back cautiously, but there was no one there.
But I'm exhausted, what kind of bastard, can you say anything out of your mouth?Is this a leek?Thought it would grow longer?
What a disappointment!
Zhou Li calmed down for a while, shook the schoolbag on his shoulders, and went home on his own.
When the door was unscrewed, the house was noisy, and the boys who used to drink at the house came again, and they all fell silent the moment they saw Zhou Li.
Zhou Li took off his shoes and entered the door, only to find that the kids didn't greet him like they used to. The current juniors are really going back, they are not polite at all.
Zhou Li was still slandering, and when he entered the living room, he found a group of people, including Zhou Si in the middle, looking at him with strange expressions.
"What are you doing?"
Zhou Li was puzzled: "Did you take the wrong medicine?"
Still with that faint look in his eyes, no one pays attention to him...
Zhou Li got goosebumps from their atmosphere, rubbed his arms and frowned: "Are you a fool? You're just talking..."
Under the eyes of everyone, he entered the room with his schoolbag on his back.
then…
A bunch of bastards!After drinking so much beer for his brother, no one told him that Jiang Baize was sitting in his room! ! !
Not even a hint of a look!
Oh, no, yes, it's like seeing a ghost...
"...Big...Big brother."
"Aren't you good at running? Let me see if you run again?"
"...No... I dare not."
"Don't you dare? You are very sharp-tongued, Zhou Li, have you held back for a long time? Are you happy when you scold me?"
"...How is it possible! Brother, I... I was just kidding with you..."
"come over!"
"...Brother."
"Don't make me say it a second time."
Zhou Li moved closer to Jiang Baize's side.
"You're a snail? Huh? The house is on your back so you can't walk, right? Put down your schoolbag quickly! Then come over and lie down!" Jiang Baize pointed at his leg.
"...Uh...Brother...Can I not spank my butt?"
"Do you want me to catch you?"
Zhou Li quickly put his schoolbag on the floor, then ran to Jiang Baize who was sitting by the bed, and lay down on his lap.
The moment Jiang Baize was about to take off his pants, Zhou Li grabbed them with both hands. He turned his head with grief and indignation, and made the last struggle: "Brother, just hit like this! Don't take it off, I have to go to class tomorrow, you just When venting the fire, let’s forget about meaning twice!”
Jiang Baize ignored him and wanted to take off his posture. Seeing that it was useless, Zhou Li yelled, "Brother! You beat me to death! I don't have to sit anymore! I don't want my butt anymore! The previous injury hasn't healed yet. I have to add more injuries! You hit it! It was my mistake, I will bear it! I admit it! Come on! Don’t take pity on me! Hit me to death!"
Jiang Baize was laughing at the people he said "bababa" and tried his best to suppress the corners of his mouth that wanted to curl up: "You can scold, run, make excuses, play hooligans, what can you do? You really want me to beat you and drag your pants what?"
When Zhou Li saw the play, he immediately stood up, squatted next to Jiang Baize, and put his hands on his knees: "Brother, in fact, it is not necessary to spank every time you make a mistake. It will affect your daily life. We can change the method."
"what way?"
"For example... meat compensation?"
...
"Brother! Take it easy!"
"...Oh...it hurts me to death!"
"...Brother, I will never speak again!"
A group of boys in the living room pricked up their ears and waited for a long time before there was any movement, they were extremely puzzled.
At this time, Zhou Li's wailing came from the room, making everyone's wish come true, and everyone had a satisfied expression of "it's finally here".
Zhou Li lay on the bed and cried "Aww".
"That's enough, didn't you take off your pants and hit him?" Jiang Baize took out a few tissues and handed them to him for the nth time.
"Brother, don't you know how strong your hand is? Why don't you try hitting yourself." Zhou Li took the tissue and wiped it on his face randomly, then cried.
"Snapped"
Jiang Baize slapped himself hard on the arm, the sound was several times louder than slapping Zhou Li's butt.
Zhou Li was startled, Gu Shang stopped crying, quickly got up and grabbed his hand, rolled up the sleeve to see, there were five bright red palm prints on it!
"Are you crazy?" Zhou Li's eyes and nose were red, and his mouth was opened into an O shape.
"It doesn't hurt as much as you said."
Jiang Baize stopped to look at him, Zhou Li also looked at him, the two stared at each other like fools, and finally Jiang Baize's hand flicked on Zhou Li's forehead.
"Go out to eat without crying."
Zhou Li was very entangled in his heart and climbed out of bed. Jiang Baize was really cruel to him, and even more cruel to himself.
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-01-1023:02:34~2020-01-1119:11:24期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of lazy beans; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Seeing Jiang Baize smiling at him with the face he had liked for more than ten years, He Ziming's heart trembled.
"...Brother, my birthday is the day after tomorrow, you know that?"
"Well, I remember." Jiang Baize said.
Bai Guanghe from another seat leaned over: "I also remember your birthday."
He Ziming didn't seem to see Bai Guanghe, and turned to Jiang Baize: "I'm going to do it at KTV this time, not at home."
Jiang Baize frowned: "Auntie won't agree?"
"What's the use of her not agreeing? I don't want me to be willing." He Ziming said nonchalantly: "Brother, will you come? I want you to come, and a gift."
Jiang Baize was silent for a while: "OK."
Bai Guanghe fell to the bottom of the cliff. He Ziming suddenly fell ill before, and he was so anxious that he didn't come for several days. Now that he shows up and doesn't talk to him, what is he to him?
"Then I'll pick you up for dinner first, and then we'll go together again, in the wheat field."
"it is good."
After making an appointment with Jiang Baize, He Ziming was in a good mood. He invited the whole class and agreed in advance that he would just come and play. He didn't need to send anything, and he wouldn't pick it up. Would it be a bad idea to give a gift?" concern.
Of course, Zhang Enhui also invited. After all, the highlight of the day was in Zhang Enhui's hands. After he got Zhou Li's blood from the meal, he gave it to Zhang Enhui the next day.
Zhou Li called Jiang Baize when he was in the cafeteria at noon, and hung up just after he said "Hello".
It is estimated that they were pressed accidentally.
Why is this kid so stingy?What's going on below?It's not him who revealed, it's his own, right? In the future, don't you have to read it?
Besides, it wasn't intentional.
Zhou Li's face was a little pale, and he didn't even say a word to him, he didn't even hear a syllable of the bastard boy.
In the afternoon, physical education class was playing badminton. He and Xu Na were in a team, playing Xia Huanxi and Yu Qin in pairs.
Zhou Li made many mistakes, and in the end Xia Huanxi and the others easily won.
Xia Huanxi, who walked over with Yu Qin, tapped him on the shoulder: "I'm proud of love, but frustrated with sports."
"Go, I just didn't perform well today, and I will cry you two next time." He wiped the sweat from his forehead and looked at Xu Na: "Right, we will cry them next time."
Xu Na smiled and nodded: "Yes."
"You get hot when you exercise, and you want to eat ice when you're hot. Shall we go eat ice after school?" Zhou Li tugged on his jacket and put it in the wind.
"Are you going to find your Prince Charming after school?" Xia Huanxi asked.
"Well…"
Zhou Li thought about it, and Jiang Baize hung up the phone in seconds, maybe the intensity of seeing his penis yesterday has not slowed down, so it's better not to get scolded in front of him.
"No, love is precious, and friendship is even more expensive. I don't want Tang Seng riding a white horse. I only want you guys like goblins!"
Xia Huanxi's heart brightened like a mirror: "Did you offend big brother?"
"... "
After school, all the students in the school gathered together to go home. Wang Haiyang had to clean the playground today, and it was their turn. Zhou Li originally planned to abandon him, and the four of them left first. He was unwilling to do so.
"The good friends will walk together for the rest of their lives, but you actually left me because I swept a small piece of the playground?"
Zhou Li was ashamed when he said it, and finally the four of them helped him sweep the playground.
Putting the broom and dustpan back into the classroom, the five of them were finally able to leave, heading towards a usually popular dessert shop.
"No more smoothies in winter."
The owner is sorry to tell them.
Zhou Li sighed deeply.
Xia Huanxi didn't take it seriously: "You shouldn't eat smoothies in winter. You were hot before, so you're here anyway, so eat something else."
Zhou Li thought about it too, so he agreed. Like a leader, he found a seat and sat down, and the other four followed him. There were many other students in the store.
"Order, let go." Zhou Li pushed the menu to the middle, speaking boldly.
"Brother Li got rich? So bold?" Wang Haiyang's eyes lit up: "Then I really let go."
"Okay, anyway, AA, you should let it go." Zhou Li smiled nonchalantly.
"... But you are so stingy, how much can you eat? AA." Wang Haiyang muttered very displeased.
"That's fine, then don't A, please!" Zhou Li clapped his hands after saying "papa": "Everyone applaud, Brother Qinggao treats us to delicious food."
The other three clapped very cooperatively, and they laughed from ear to ear while clapping their hands. The other tables all looked over when they heard their movements.
Wang Haiyang's face turned red: "I invite you, I invite you, brother has money! Order!"
Everyone is not welcome, they ordered a lot, and there was nothing left, and they ate them all. When paying the bill, Wang Haiyang went to the front desk, and after a while Wang Haiyang stood at the front desk and shouted: "Brother Li, Come here, do you want to see this?"
Zhou Li looked strange, got up and walked over to Wang Haiyang: "What do you want?"
Wang Haiyang quickly hooked his shoulder and whispered into his ear: "Brother Li, lend me 200 yuan..."
Zhou Li slapped his hand away: "Let go! What are you borrowing money for?"
Wang Haiyang let go of his hand, but he didn't walk away, he was still very close: "Not enough to pay..."
Zhou Li raised his eyebrows and looked at him: "Isn't brother rich? I invite you, so I invite you?"
"Brother Li, I was wrong! Keep your voice down."
Zhou Li made a "cut" and took out his mobile phone: "The payment QR code, I will forward it to you."
"Hey." Wang Haiyang smiled reassuringly, "Okay, I know Brother Li is a good guy."
"Then let's break up, each go back to each house, each finds each mother." After paying the bill, Wang Haiyang stuffed the phone back into his pocket.
"Aren't you going to hang out any more?" Yu Qin asked.
"What are you playing? I won't go. I have to go to class tomorrow morning." Zhou Li refused.
"My grandma is the only one at home, and I have to go back early, and she will worry about it later." Xu Na also refused.
"Then let's leave here, see you tomorrow." Xia Huanxi waved her hand.
"See you tomorrow."
The rest of the people also waved to each other.
Zhou Li walked slowly on the way back with his schoolbag on his back, humming an out-of-tune song.
Zhou Li was still narcissistic on this side, and suddenly saw two people in a glass window shop he just passed by.
Jiang Baize and He Ziming.
The two of them have been together?
When I called at noon, could it be because He Ziming was by my side that I hung up?Thinking of this, Zhou Li felt as if he drank a big vat of vinegar for an instant. He threw away all the mess with He Ziming's blood alliance, He Ziming calling his brother and so on.
He was about to make his teeth sour, but he couldn't hold back, opened the glass door of the store, and walked in with big strides.
Jiang Baize was still picking out something, and asked He Ziming beside him from time to time, the two seemed to be a good match.
When Jiang Baize saw Zhou Li, Zhou Li had already stood there for a while, and he had already done several constructions in his heart.
"Why are you here?" Jiang Baize asked in surprise when he saw Zhou Li.
A deep breath.
"This is the way back to my house. I passed by after school and saw you in here, so I came in." The jealous king mustered all his strength to speak properly.
"Well, I'm buying a gift for He Ziming. It's his birthday the day after tomorrow. I'm afraid it won't be a good one, so I'll take him and let him choose it himself." Jiang Baize explained to Zhou Li earnestly, as if he knew that Zhou Li loved too much.
"Birthday?"
After hearing Jiang Baize's words, Zhou Li's arrogance fell by more than half in an instant, and he turned his head to look at He Ziming amusedly: "Why doesn't my elder brother know that my sworn brother is celebrating his birthday?"
"Sworn brother?" Jiang Baize looked at He Ziming suspiciously.
He Ziming's eyes changed: "Brother Zhou Li misunderstood. I was going to ask Zhou Si to notify you tomorrow. After all, we don't have any contact information."
"Oh? Really? Then you want to invite me?" Zhou Li followed He Ziming's words.
"...Of course." He Ziming couldn't get off the stage, so he could only agree.
"When did you two get along so well?" Jiang Baize became more and more surprised, and looked between the two of them.
"Ask Ziming brother."
He Ziming was deeply relieved that Zhou Li didn't intend to say anything, and he immediately returned to his smiling face: "It's nothing, we have a good relationship, okay? See what brother said."
"No, it's just a little weird."
"Okay, brother and brother Zhou Li, let's go back together first, and buy gifts next time."
Afraid that Jiang Baize would get to the bottom of it, He Ziming hurriedly let them go first.
"What about you?" Jiang Baize was not at ease.
"I'll call Uncle Qi, and he will pick me up in his car." He Ziming held back his sadness and pushed Jiang Baize to Zhou Li's side.
It doesn't matter, there is only one day left, and soon he will be completely his own.
"Brother, let's go, see you tomorrow."
Blinking, He Ziming gritted his teeth and waved goodbye to Jiang Baize against his will.
The two came out of the store and walked down the street side by side.
"Big brother."
Zhou Li called him happily, and Jiang Baize looked forward with a blank expression.
what happened?Wasn't everything fine just now?Why did you come out like this?Are you still upset about what happened last night?
"...Brother?"
Tried to shout again, Jiang Baize looked very indifferent.
Zhou Li was full of horses galloping in his heart: "Brother, haven't they all passed? Why? This is, if you feel that you are at a disadvantage in your heart, can you show me once too? Let's do it once each, and we'll be even. no?"
Jiang Baize stopped when Zhou Li was caught off guard, and stared at him coldly and arrogantly: "You still want me to show you?"
Zhou Li saw that it was over, he said the wrong thing, and tightly clutched the strap of his schoolbag: "No!!"
"…I am…"
Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Baize started to walk forward again, Zhou Li could only trot a few steps to keep up with him: "Brother, what's wrong with this? I haven't finished talking yet, so it's fine if I don't say anything, why do you still keep talking?" People just leave right away?"
"Ah."
Jiang Baize sneered and stopped: "Tell me, what can you say?"
Zhou Li choked: "I really didn't do it on purpose. Zhou Si didn't come back yesterday. I didn't take any clothes when I went to take a shower. After I came out, I was busy contacting my elder brother. I just put on a top when I was answering the video. Who knew that my hands were unsteady. I lost my phone, can this be my fault? There are always embarrassing accidents in everyone's life."
"I didn't find you a bit embarrassed."
"Isn't the person being looked at big brother?" Zhou Li spread his hands together as if he was very helpless: "Anyway, we have already seen it, and we can't change it. Big brother can say whatever he wants, not like this now Just do it."
"Then cut it off."
???
"Brother? Did I hear wrong? What did you just say?" Zhou Li was a little confused for a moment, as if he was deaf at this moment.
"Didn't you say what I want? Let's cut it off."
...
"Brother is really humorous..."
"Who's kidding you?"
"... Seriously?"
"Yes."
silence…
"...Brother is quite sick..."
"what?"
Zhou Li's voice was too low for Jiang Baize to hear clearly.
"I said Jiang Baize, you're a bit sick!" Zhou Li broke out suddenly, pointing at him excitedly and yelling.
"How can there be such a lunatic like you? What nonsense are you talking about? Tell me to cut me off? You will cut me off just by looking at it? Why don't you goug out your own eyes?" Zhou Li was so shocked that he wanted to jump up and throw himself The person next to him hugged and fell.
"Stinky boy! Am I being too polite to you? Ah! How dare you scold me!"
Jiang Baize looked at Zhou Li fiercely.
"Go to hell, you crazy boy with a small belly! Don't live, go and goug out your eyes!"
Zhou Li angrily gave Jiang Baize a middle finger, then turned around and ran forward frantically!
Like a wild boar being chased by a tiger, he swung his arms vigorously and ran for a long time. Finally, he was too tired to bear it. He dodged to a corner and leaned against the wall, gasping for breath. He looked back cautiously, but there was no one there.
But I'm exhausted, what kind of bastard, can you say anything out of your mouth?Is this a leek?Thought it would grow longer?
What a disappointment!
Zhou Li calmed down for a while, shook the schoolbag on his shoulders, and went home on his own.
When the door was unscrewed, the house was noisy, and the boys who used to drink at the house came again, and they all fell silent the moment they saw Zhou Li.
Zhou Li took off his shoes and entered the door, only to find that the kids didn't greet him like they used to. The current juniors are really going back, they are not polite at all.
Zhou Li was still slandering, and when he entered the living room, he found a group of people, including Zhou Si in the middle, looking at him with strange expressions.
"What are you doing?"
Zhou Li was puzzled: "Did you take the wrong medicine?"
Still with that faint look in his eyes, no one pays attention to him...
Zhou Li got goosebumps from their atmosphere, rubbed his arms and frowned: "Are you a fool? You're just talking..."
Under the eyes of everyone, he entered the room with his schoolbag on his back.
then…
A bunch of bastards!After drinking so much beer for his brother, no one told him that Jiang Baize was sitting in his room! ! !
Not even a hint of a look!
Oh, no, yes, it's like seeing a ghost...
"...Big...Big brother."
"Aren't you good at running? Let me see if you run again?"
"...No... I dare not."
"Don't you dare? You are very sharp-tongued, Zhou Li, have you held back for a long time? Are you happy when you scold me?"
"...How is it possible! Brother, I... I was just kidding with you..."
"come over!"
"...Brother."
"Don't make me say it a second time."
Zhou Li moved closer to Jiang Baize's side.
"You're a snail? Huh? The house is on your back so you can't walk, right? Put down your schoolbag quickly! Then come over and lie down!" Jiang Baize pointed at his leg.
"...Uh...Brother...Can I not spank my butt?"
"Do you want me to catch you?"
Zhou Li quickly put his schoolbag on the floor, then ran to Jiang Baize who was sitting by the bed, and lay down on his lap.
The moment Jiang Baize was about to take off his pants, Zhou Li grabbed them with both hands. He turned his head with grief and indignation, and made the last struggle: "Brother, just hit like this! Don't take it off, I have to go to class tomorrow, you just When venting the fire, let’s forget about meaning twice!”
Jiang Baize ignored him and wanted to take off his posture. Seeing that it was useless, Zhou Li yelled, "Brother! You beat me to death! I don't have to sit anymore! I don't want my butt anymore! The previous injury hasn't healed yet. I have to add more injuries! You hit it! It was my mistake, I will bear it! I admit it! Come on! Don’t take pity on me! Hit me to death!"
Jiang Baize was laughing at the people he said "bababa" and tried his best to suppress the corners of his mouth that wanted to curl up: "You can scold, run, make excuses, play hooligans, what can you do? You really want me to beat you and drag your pants what?"
When Zhou Li saw the play, he immediately stood up, squatted next to Jiang Baize, and put his hands on his knees: "Brother, in fact, it is not necessary to spank every time you make a mistake. It will affect your daily life. We can change the method."
"what way?"
"For example... meat compensation?"
...
"Brother! Take it easy!"
"...Oh...it hurts me to death!"
"...Brother, I will never speak again!"
A group of boys in the living room pricked up their ears and waited for a long time before there was any movement, they were extremely puzzled.
At this time, Zhou Li's wailing came from the room, making everyone's wish come true, and everyone had a satisfied expression of "it's finally here".
Zhou Li lay on the bed and cried "Aww".
"That's enough, didn't you take off your pants and hit him?" Jiang Baize took out a few tissues and handed them to him for the nth time.
"Brother, don't you know how strong your hand is? Why don't you try hitting yourself." Zhou Li took the tissue and wiped it on his face randomly, then cried.
"Snapped"
Jiang Baize slapped himself hard on the arm, the sound was several times louder than slapping Zhou Li's butt.
Zhou Li was startled, Gu Shang stopped crying, quickly got up and grabbed his hand, rolled up the sleeve to see, there were five bright red palm prints on it!
"Are you crazy?" Zhou Li's eyes and nose were red, and his mouth was opened into an O shape.
"It doesn't hurt as much as you said."
Jiang Baize stopped to look at him, Zhou Li also looked at him, the two stared at each other like fools, and finally Jiang Baize's hand flicked on Zhou Li's forehead.
"Go out to eat without crying."
Zhou Li was very entangled in his heart and climbed out of bed. Jiang Baize was really cruel to him, and even more cruel to himself.
作者有话要说:感谢在2020-01-1023:02:34~2020-01-1119:11:24期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of lazy beans; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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