hug your pheromones

Jiang Baize did something, said it, and started to do it.

Since you are going to get married, you are going to get married directly, even skipping the engagement process.

Meng Xiaofei looked through the almanac and picked a good day, the [-]th of next month.

Jiang Baize's villa was used as a new house, but because the color tone was too cold, Zhou Li replaced all the curtains, sofa covers, and quilt covers, and bought a lot of gadgets to place in every corner.

After the wedding date was confirmed, Secretary Wen rushed to find someone to take wedding photos for the two. It took nearly two weeks just to order the dress and diamond ring.

Due to the tight schedule, Jiang Baize rarely went to the company, and Zhou Li followed Jiang Baize's wishes and went through the resignation procedures.

When he was leaving, the boss wanted to pay him a few more months of salary to wish him a happy wedding. Zhou Li smiled and said "thank you" and declined.

Next, to draw up the guest list, Jiang Baize added all his high school classmates. In short, as long as he knew, thought of, and could be contacted, he sent wedding invitations.

About the best man of the two families.

Zhou Li told him that he must find something to drink. On the wedding day, if so many people are invited, if the groomsmen can’t hold enough alcohol, they will be the ones who will die. The two of them were on the sofa when they said this, listening to Secretary Wen’s report During the wedding process, Jiang Baize hugged him and said "OK".

Afterwards, anyone who contacted Jiang Baize to recommend himself as a best man had to show off first, to prove his greatness.

The house that Zhou Li rented in Beijing was okay when he lived alone, but after Meng Xiaofei and Zhou Si came, they felt that it was too small. Jiang Baize insisted on giving Meng Xiaofei the house under his own name, but Meng Xiaofei disagreed. In the end, it was Zhou Li who said, "Bai Ze said, when the time comes to pick me up, the house will still be rented, it's not good."

This forced Meng Xiaofei to nod.

After solving the problem of the residence, the two had another half-day quarrel about the assets.

"They said it was a bride price."

"Then this is my dowry."

The busy Secretary Wen almost had a headache.

The two ancestors were so busy when they got married, how could they still have time to bicker over such trivial matters?

"I'm sorry, Mr. Jiang, I'm going to ask you. Aren't you and your husband a family? Don't you plan to divorce in the future? If you don't divorce, won't the things be the same in whoever owns them?"

...

Well, the asset problem is also perfectly solved.

At ten o'clock in the morning on the [-]th, the two went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate, so in fact, the two of them were already legally married on the [-]th.

Zhou Li was crying and laughing when he got the marriage certificate, hugging Jiang Baize for a long time and refused to let go.

On the [-]th, because the newlyweds were not allowed to meet again the day before the wedding, Zhou Li went back to his home, and all the things to be worn were prepared and placed in Zhou Li's room.

night of the eighth.

Except for the nervous meeting with Meng Xiaofei, Jiang Baize was left to pick up Zhou Li tomorrow. He was always calm and calm, and almost stayed up all night. He checked the time almost every hour, and felt that it was too slow.

number nine.

The whole house has been decorated in a joyous manner. The owner of the wedding house sleeps with a bright red bed cover, which is sprinkled with longan, lotus seeds and red dates. The rest of the glass, doors, windows, bedside, and cabinets are also pasted with Chinese characters "囍".

Before the housekeeper hired before came to knock on the door, Jiang Baize had already put on his dress and came out of the guest room by himself.

At seven o'clock, Secretary Wen rushed over with a makeup artist to give Jiang Baize a look.

Since eight o'clock, Jiang Baize's cell phone has not stopped. He is in a good mood and doesn't care about it. A man who usually doesn't talk much, now even if the other party says a flattering blessing, he still says "thank you" with a smile.

At around [-]:[-], the best man group arrived at the villa one after another. Li Canhui, Mondo, and some young bosses who had a good relationship on weekdays.

At nine o'clock, everyone drove off on time, and the long fleet of luxury wedding cars attracted many passers-by to stop and take pictures.

Jiang Baize has also participated in many weddings. When he saw other people getting married, he only felt that it was nothing more than that. He didn't know what it means to "want to embrace a beautiful woman, you have to overcome 81 difficulties" when you go to the battle in person.

Although there is no 81 difficulty here, the gate is not allowed to enter Zhou Li's house.

"Why isn't the door open?"

"It doesn't make sense! Why don't you let the gate in?"

"Yeah, we are not afraid of obstacles in the way, at least the door is open, right?"

The best man group outside was noisy.

The one guarding the gate was Zhou Si sneered, if he didn't punish Jiang Baize, he wouldn't believe Zhou now.

"I want to go in."

Zhou Si yelled inside: "Do you see a red plastic bag next to the gate? There are several sets of clothes prepared. The groom puts on all of them, poses in a few enchanting poses and takes ten photos, and the door opens."

Red plastic bag?

Everyone bowed their heads and started looking everywhere.

"This, this, this!"

Canhui, who found the bag, grabbed it and handed it over. Jiang Baize took it apart and took a look. The inside was colorful and full of women's underwear.

how to wear this

Everyone laughed coaxingly, everyone thought of letting Jiang Baize wear this, tears almost fell out of their eyes.

"It's him, this brother-in-law is too cruel."

"Oh, I can't do it anymore. Is this blocking the door or blocking the marriage? Bai Ze, your relationship is not good. It seems that my brother-in-law has a bit of a problem with you."

"My brother-in-law seems to be a man of the rivers and lakes."

"No, can you wear this?"

"What if you don't wear it and don't open the door?"

"Why don't Bai Ze wear it quickly? For my sister-in-law."

"Yeah, take a look, do you just take it off and put it on, or find another place to change it? Don't worry, I'm very good at taking pictures, and I'm sure I'll take a very handsome picture of you."

Everyone was chattering and laughing very lively.

"what to wear?"

Jiang Baize, who had been silent all this time, finally spoke up: "Get out of the way."

When everyone saw this posture, they didn't understand, but they still retreated obediently, and those who reacted immediately raised their voices and shouted: "Rang Rang behind the door, it won't be good if he gets hurt in a while."

Inside the door, before Zhou Si and a group of relatives and colleagues figured it out, they saw the door slamming.

Within two seconds, there was another "bang".

Just "bang" for a while.

"bang"

The door was knocked down immediately.

I saw Jiang Baize's pheromones all over his body, standing at the door with his feet up, smelling of red wine. When the best man saw that the door was gone, they swarmed in and squeezed in desperately, and the people inside couldn't stop him.

Zhou Si looked at Jiang Baize angrily, "You gangster, you're messing things up!"

Jiang Baize smiled, and patted the trousers of the hand-made black suit: "Don't worry, brother-in-law, when I carry your brother out of this door, someone will come to repair it immediately."

The phrase "brother-in-law" made Zhou Si lose his temper even if he wanted to continue to get angry.

Everyone squeezed hard towards the innermost room.

A group of children "wow" all rushed out from other rooms.

"What about the red envelope?"

"Throw a red envelope, lose a red envelope!"

A group of young and wealthy executives hurriedly took out the red envelopes they had prepared in advance from their pockets and threw them around in the empty space.

I thought children were the best at blocking the door. They were young and dared not use brute force. Who knew that when they saw the red envelope, they all ran away without any effort, and everyone laughed again.

Finally arrived at the door of Zhou Li's room, Jiang Baize seemed to be able to hear Zhou Li's "giggling" laughter inside.

There are a group of gods inside, the red envelopes are all filled, and the door does not open.

"Why don't you kick this door, big brother?" Canhui suggested.

"If Bai Ze kicks this door down, my sister-in-law will probably kick Bai Ze out of bed at night."

"Hahahahaha!"

"Is the groom outside there?" A voice came from inside the door.

"Don't talk don't talk!"

Everyone makes a silent gesture.

"exist!"

Jiang Baize cleared his throat.

"Do you want to welcome back the bridegroom among us?"

"miss you!"

The groomsmen shouted in unison.

There was a lot of laughter inside.

"We have a mission here, you can take people away after you pass."

"Let's open the door and pass out a toothbrush. This toothbrush is coated with mustard. You brush your teeth with it for 1 minute, and then say Zhou Li I love you ten times, and the door opens. We said in advance Ah, if you really want to marry our groom, don’t force it, we’ll watch through the crack of the door, and open the door when we’re done, okay?”

"Row."

Without the slightest hesitation, Jiang Baize agreed as soon as the words were finished.

"Then we have opened the door, you retreat."

"Everyone retreat, hurry up."

...

The thin door was opened a little, and the lock was still hanging on it. A group of people looked out with their heads pressed down. Xia Huanxi handed out a toothbrush from the crack of the door, and Jiang Baize took it.

"It's you." Jiang Baize saw the face of the person handing the toothbrush.

"Yeah, brother, long time no see." Xia Huanxi narrowed her eyes.

"married?"

"Well, I have children."

"Good."

"No, why are you two still chatting, do you want to be the bridegroom?"

The people inside and outside were not satisfied with the bustle, and they all shouted urgently.

Jiang Baize didn't talk too much anymore, he opened his mouth and stuffed it with a toothbrush full of mustard.

"... "

"Shout, if you don't shout, you don't count!"

It really doesn't hurt to stand and talk.

"...Zhou...Li, I love you..."

"it is good!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

A group of people applauded.

"Keep going."

After shouting ten sentences in a row, Jiang Baize's mouth was so prickly that he was sweating profusely, trying not to let the tears fall.

"Can you open the door?"

"Open the door, open the door, let them go, it's no fun to toss one, let's make a fuss with the two of them at night."

"That's right!"

The door was finally opened, and when Zhou Li was sitting cross-legged in an ivory suit and grinning at him, Jiang Baize realized that all the process was worthwhile. He strode in and looked at the person sitting in front of him. : "Daughter-in-law, I'm here to take you home."

Zhou Li's eye sockets were instantly wet.

Xia Huanxi frowned while watching from the side, chattering endlessly: "What's going on? Don't cry on your wedding day."

Zhou Li didn't care, he grabbed Jiang Baize's outstretched hand, wanted to wrap his arms around the other's waist and hug him tightly, but was afraid of staining his suit, so he cried and laughed.

"Crying for joy?"

"Don't cry, sister-in-law, it's time to go."

Jiang Baize wiped away his tears, kissed his eyes, said nothing, squatted on Zhou Li's back and walked out.

After a burst of applause, everyone automatically gave way to a road.

At six o'clock in the evening, the guests invited to the wedding entered the venue one after another. Relatives of Jiang Baize's family came. Meng Xiaofei also received him in the banquet hall. Secretary Wen led a few people to register at the door to collect the gift money and count the money.

If the amount is too large, you need to swipe your card, and the POS machines are also ready.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the banquet hall was full, and the wedding officially began.

The lights dimmed, and the two's student photos, work photos, and wedding photos began to be shown on the big screen. After a round of slideshows, it dimmed again, and then the follow-up lights swept across the audience.

A professional wedding support person takes to the stage.

There was a warm applause at the scene.

"Good evening, everyone! Today is the day of great joy for Mr. Jiang Baize and Mr. Zhou Li. It is a great honor for me to celebrate the wedding of this happy couple with everyone present. Next, let us give the warmest applause to welcome this couple. Newcomers step into this sacred hall together."

The live band excitedly played the wedding march.

Zhou Li and Jiang Baize entered the stage from one side.

"Look at our two grooms. They are beaming with joy. Now that the couple has come to us, where is your applause?"

Another burst of applause resounded through the hall.

"First, let's take a look at the handsome guy on the left. He is Mr. Jiang Baize, and the pheromone is red wine. Then, the one on the right is handsome, cute, gentle and virtuous. He is Mr. Zhou Li. Information Pheromone is a grape, so it can be seen that even in terms of pheromone, they are a match made in heaven."

The host continued to speak excitedly.

"Grape wine luminous cup, let us send them the most sincere blessings, and wish them a long life and a happy marriage for a hundred years. I will invite a witness, Mr. Zhou Si."

The light hit Zhou Si, and Zhou Si walked onto the stage from the side.

Standing in front of them, Zhou Si looked at Jiang Baize with a sullen face, and said seriously.

"Mr. Jiang Baize, you are willing to do everything for Mr. Zhou Li, love him, protect him, and promise not to suppress him with your character and temper. No matter poverty, wealth, disease, bad environment, life or death, you will be single-minded and loyal. Love him unswervingly, protect him, and fight for him for the rest of his life?

Jiang Baize didn't think about it at all: "I am willing."

The corner of Meng Xiaofei's mouth curled up at the family seat.

Then he looked at Zhou Li again.

"Mr. Zhou Li, are you willing to marry Mr. Jiang Baize?"

Ok?

After waiting for a long time, I realized that Zhou Li, who was asking himself only one sentence, almost slapped Zhou Si on the head. You treated him differently too much!

Twitching the corner of his mouth, Zhou Li nodded and said, "I am willing..."

Grandpa Jiang Baize in the banquet showed a puzzled expression.

Why does my grandson have to guarantee so much?

Is it enough for the other party to say that they are willing to marry?

Zhou Si didn't care what other people thought, and waited for Zhou Li to say yes.

"You two can exchange rings."

Jiang Baize took out the diamond ring from his suit pocket, and the two put it on for each other, and then kissed affectionately.

Full applause.

Zhou Si glanced at the crowd applauding under the stage: "I declare that from now on, Mr. Jiang Baize and Mr. Zhou Li will officially become husband and wife, and they will grow old together forever."

Then he handed the microphone back to the host who came over.

The host took the microphone: "Next, the most exciting part will be ushered in. Our groom, Mr. Zhou Li, will sing a song for his husband, Jiang Baize, and walk with you! Everyone applauds and welcomes!"

???

There was a loud applause at the scene.

Jiang Baize and Zhou Si who were standing aside were stunned at the same time.

When was this designed?

Why don't they know?

"Daughter-in-law, it's unnecessary, I just know what you want..."

Before Jiang Baize finished speaking, Zhou Li pressed his mouth with his index finger: "This is the link that I deliberately asked Secretary Wen to hide when negotiating. I want to sing for you! On behalf of my love for you, I remember, Back then you praised me for singing well, so I want to sing a song for you on your wedding day!"

Speaking shyly and smiling, the band played the score that was given before at the right time, and walked with you.

Although there are indeed many newcomers who can sing in many weddings nowadays, no one thought that Zhou Li would follow this trend.

Jiang Baize and Zhou Si were dragged aside by the host without a word.

Only Zhou Li was left in the middle of the stage.

"Walking with you, walking with you like this now, without too many reasons, always walking with you like this, until the end..."

...

...

What the hell is this singing about?

All the guests attending the wedding were stunned.

Is it because marriage is not exciting enough?

So deliberately sing such a song to stimulate people?

Everyone's mouth can't help swallowing an egg.

"Mom, it's so ugly..."

The children who told the truth were all covered by their parents.

Zhou Li was still singing happily on the stage, and waved to the audience in a very foreign style, like a star in a concert: "Walk with you, walk with you just like now..."

While singing, there was a sudden "vomit".

...

The crowd was stunned again.

Is this singing myself out?

Zhou Li was also very embarrassed because he suddenly "vomited", covered his mouth and smiled offstage, and was about to continue singing, when a more disgusting feeling came up from his stomach, and he "vomited" again.

This time it was like opening the gate, "vomiting" didn't stop, and then I really vomited.

Seeing that something was wrong, Jiang Baize and Zhou Si rushed to the stage. The elders in the family seats were nervous, what's going on?

Because Zhou Li was so uncomfortable that he couldn't stop vomiting, the scene was in chaos, Jiang Baize didn't say anything, picked up the person and ran out.

hospital.

The doctor holding the blood test report held down the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and looked at Jiang Baize, who was pinching Zhou Li's hand nervously.

"You are his husband?"

"Yes."

"Congratulations, your husband has been pregnant for more than a month."