Half Demon Cannon Fodder Company

The so-called shemale is half human and half demon.

Do you need a "girl/boyfriend" to hide your real lover or stimulate your lover to test his/her true feelings? Do you need a "heir" to protect the real heir or stimulate his/her growth?

Do you need an "undercover" to cover the real undercover?

Do you need a "stand-in" to face the impending danger?

The cannon fodder company of the ladyboy, rents out all kinds of cannon fodder, and guarantees your satisfaction.

It's just that the customers who can come to our company are very special in themselves~ It's just that most of them don't know it.

This article is composed of several short stories, and the CPs in each story are different. The business of the cannon fodder company and the company manager Qin Zheng are used as clues throughout the whole text.

First story, "The Cannon Fodder Company Opens":

Was chased, fell in love, cheated, died, and was reborn.revenge?What a joke, sir, I don't waste time on rubbish, but this experience is worth learning from, starting a cannon fodder company, the money is rolling in! ~ Cough, dead bird!what are you doing!Bi Ruyan: --Dead cat, a kiss will not lose a piece of meat.

Second story, "Dumb's Underworld "Lover"":

Cannon fodder company?what is that?There have been so many weird things recently... Did you really find a young man pretending to be a lover as a "weakness" to help you lure out the inner thief?Well, it seems to be good too.Amai: -/////-Damn it!We are acting!Acting!Don't come here!Woooo~~~Maomao save me~~~~~ The third story, "I'm sorry, I love you":

The lover who changed his temperament, the inexplicable danger, the mage who protected him, the monster who appeared suddenly, he couldn't chase him, he couldn't escape, his voice was hoarse, and his tears were drained, why couldn't he call you back?Dugu Lonely: Shh, I tell you, what you see with your eyes may not be real! ~The fourth story, "See Peach Blossoms Again":

Weird corpse, weird cause of death, weird, weird/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~Why do I have to handle such a weird case! !What is this chasing after me ah ah ah ah! ! !Um?This is a curse?But would you like to be my substitute?Ha, what an embarrassment.Tianya: Smile, it doesn't matter, just promise with your body.

The fifth story, "Beautiful Beauty and Dry Bones":

Xiao Xia and Xiao Bai from the Demon Investigation Section are here to investigate the disappearance of a secret treasure in the Demon World?What, dead bird!Get along well with people!stop fighting! !Xiao Xia, quickly stop your demon uncle, the house is about to be demolished! !Bi Ruyan: --Dead demon, I must roast you into charcoal!

Tentatively set five stories, the word count is 20W+, if the word count is too much, I will finish this one, and move the following stories to the second part. If no one reads it, the second part will not be opened. The collection of short stories is good. , haha, it can be finished at any time ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

Cannon fodder company shemale list:

The first is that every story appears

Name: Qin Zheng

Sex: Male

Nicknames: cat cat, dead cat, cat boss, kitten and all kinds of things related to cats.

Personality traits: Cheerful, heartless, lazy, unlearned, and a dude, in fact, he has strong self-esteem and talent, some duplicity, sharp mouth and bean curd heart, attaches great importance to love, friendship, and family affection. But he has a decisive personality, and he will stop when he should, and sometimes he seems very ruthless.

Half-demon Bloodline: Nine Lives Cat Demon

Human Occupation: The son of a certain group has given up his inheritance rights, and apparently lives a decadent life of drinking black tea and getting paid by holding on to his shares.

Responsibilities: The guardian of the gates of the ghost world and the demon world, solve some incidents related to the ghost world and the demon world, and currently runs a "cannon fodder company" as a cover.

Ability: Good at all kinds of sealing spells in the ghost world and demon world, and first-class escape skills ==|||.However, with the protection of several great spirit beasts, it is quite difficult for him to encounter danger.

Name: Bi Ruyan

Sex: Male

Nickname: Dead Bird......

Personality traits: unsmiling, call him cruel rather than face paralyzed, very childish in front of Qin Zheng (actually not very old?), go his own way (especially in front of Qin Zheng), hot tempered, believe in using violence to control violence, to kill Stop killing.

Half-demon blood: Bifang, "Fayuan Zhulin?Houzeyuan": The essence of fire is called Bifang, and its shape is like a bird... "Shan Hai Jing?Xici Sansi: There is a bird Yan, whose shape is like a crane, with red veins and green texture, and a white beak.

Human occupation: The president of a gray group, seems to be behind the scenes?

Ability: Divine Fire.

Then there are more appearances:

Name: Yamai

Sex: Male

Nicknames: Dumb, Xiaodai, Daidai, idiot.

Personality traits: To put it simply, just one word, stay.To put it more complicated, it means that if you are very wise, you are actually quite clear in your heart, and your ability is not bad, but you are relatively slow in emotion.

Half-demon Bloodline: Panda

Human Occupation: College Student

Ability: ...unknown so far...

Name: Tianya

Sex: Male

Nicknames: Tiger Tiger, Big Tiger, Little Tiger, Tiger Stupid, Treacherous Tiger

Personality traits: Gentle and refined... (Everyone: Turn the table, who are you kidding!!!), heck, that's true on the outside, but in fact he is very, very, very black-bellied, and when dealing with enemies, he can't be cruel, but bloody.

Half-demon Bloodline: Qiongqi

Human Occupation: Looks like a private detective

Ability: I saw that he likes to change back to his original form to fight, a violent man.

Name: Dugu Lonely

Gender: Female

Nickname: Little Solitary, Dugu Sister, Fox, Hu Meizi, Fox Spirit Character Traits: Shrewd and capable, a very capable strong woman type, and her cousin, half-rabbit demon Barbara, dotes on her very much (ask me why the rabbit is the fox's cousin? There are instructions below), and in front of colleagues in the company, you will show another side that likes to bully people.

Half-demon lineage: Nine-tailed demon fox

Human Occupation: Government Official

Abilities: Changeling, Foxfire, Illusion

Other extras (just list some):

Name: You Yan

Gender: Female

Nickname: Xiao Yan, Smoke, Smoke

Personality Traits: Gentle, bookish, without the slightest aura of the entertainment industry. When she walks out casually, she thinks she is a scholarly young lady, and she loves Qin Zheng very much.

Half-demon bloodline: Dafeng, also known as Fengbo.

Human Occupation: Singer plus movie star

Abilities: All spells about wind

Name: You Youxian

Sex: Male

Nicknames: Piao Piao, pretending to be a ghost, dead ghost

Personality traits: I like to pretend to be present and pretend to be mysterious

Half-demon bloodline: You Guang.

Human Occupation: Secondary School Teacher

Ability: Can fly... Float in the sky all day long and fly... Others... Maybe they are powerful in combat, but I have never seen them.

Name: Xiao Yu

Sex: Male

Nicknames: Xiaoyu, Taro, Taro, Potato

Personality Traits: A very serious, upright and tough police uncle, for Qin Zheng, he is a caring elder, and for Tian Ya, an old fox who hates headaches.

Half-demon bloodline: Ying Long.

Human Occupation: Police

Ability: Have you ever used Dragon Pressure, that is, the bastard air of POSS?

Name: Qianguangye

Gender: Female

Nicknames: Xiaoguang, Xiaoye, Xiaoqianzi

Personality traits: Usually a very ordinary person, likes to sing, go shopping, and read novels, but when someone hurts a colleague in the company, she will instantly go mad and become a terrible female demon.

Half-demon bloodline: Fei Lian, "Songs of Chu?"Li Sao" "Wang Shu in the front makes the pioneer, and Fei Lian makes the rush in the back", Wang Yi's note: "Fei Lian, Feng Bo also". "Historical Records?Biography of Sima Xiangru quotes "Shanglin Fu" with sentences "Tui Fei Lian, Jie Jie Zhi, Ge Xia Clam, Meng Meng Shi, She Feng Hog". Deer head". "Hanshu?"Records of Emperor Wudi" has "Return, make Ganquan Tongtiantai, Chang'an Feilian Pavilion", Jin Zhuo noted Feilian said: "The body is like a deer, the head is like a jue (sparrow), with horns and a snake tail."

Human Occupation: Bank Employee

Ability: Wind.

Name: Youyou

Gender: Female

Nicknames: Youyou, Xiaocao, Caocao

Character traits: A very gentle and elegant person, the type of intimate sister, who likes to chat with her when they have something on their minds.

Half-demon Bloodline: Orchid

Human Occupation: Flower shop

Name: Barbara

Gender: Female

Nickname: Obediently, Little Rabbit, Bunny, Baby Rabbit,

Personality traits: A very well-behaved and cute little girl, with good grades, likes to draw, and her level...for a second-grade elementary school student, she is very good.

Half-demon Bloodline: White Rabbit

Human Occupation: Second Grade Primary School

Name: cross

Gender: Female

Nicknames: Xiaohua, Huahua, Rose

Personality traits: A tough-tempered woman who pursues fashion. She is a good friend of Cigarettes and also serves as a dedicated make-up artist and stylist. When she gets angry, she likes to whip out thorns and whips.

Half-demon Bloodline: Rose

Human Occupation: Makeup Artist

Name: Over eight thousand

Sex: Male

Nickname: Wretched Man, Wretched Uncle

Personality traits: I am usually quite a normal person. When I was in the company, I liked to look particularly wretched. I like to collect all kinds of men's underwear and women's underwear. I also have a special liking for stockings.

Half-demon blood: Sniper, "Shan Hai Jing?"Zhongshan Jingci [-]th records: There is a beast named Yan, which looks like a mouse, with white ears and a white beak, and its name is like a spy.

Human Occupation: Doctor

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Again, this story is made up of different short stories, the urban monster novels strung together by the cannon fodder company and the cat Qin Zheng as clues, each story is independent, except for Wangfu, each of the pig's articles is a long novel, This time I deliberately challenged different types, oh so alive! ~~~~~~ Old rules, let’s talk about the thunder points of this article:

First, the biggest point of this article is probably the BL tendency of all people. It is necessary to write the article. Please forgive me. I really can’t stand it.

Second, this article is an urban monster article, of course it is out of touch with reality, so the background of this article is an earth-like society, and pigs will pay attention to changing place names and so on.

Thirdly, stupid pigs are incompetent in naming. Except for Qin Zheng and Bi Ruyan, most of the monsters and a few bosses are cameos by friends (in fact, they stole their names, Wang Tian), and once again, I would like to express my special thanks to the friends who contributed their names. Sincere thanks, pigs will try their best to spoof you, bully you, and punish you. Those who should be suppressed will be suppressed, those who should be broken will be broken, those who should be blackened will be blackened, and those who should be cannon fodder will be cannon fodder. Make it easy for you, make a fist!

Fourth, the last story, some readers may have discovered that this is a mess with Xiao Ye's article, and Lei, the pig, apologizes.By the way, I strongly recommend Saya's "Demon Investigation Section", it's really very good-looking! ~ Next is the information of some famous Chinese monsters that will appear in this article, most of which are recorded in "Shan Hai Jing".

Nine Lives Cat Demon: Mao You, also commonly known as cat demon and cat stock.It is said that cats have nine lives. When a cat is raised for nine years, it will grow a tail, and it will grow one tail every nine years. It is the real Nine Lives, which is also called Nine Lives Cat Demon in China.It is an evil spirit with quite aura, and it is also the monster that is considered the closest to reality among the folks.

In this article, after the cat becomes a demon, it will grow a tail in 900 years. When it has nine tails, it will attract a catastrophe. After 900 years after the catastrophe, it will be a cat demon with nine lives. Not only is his flesh and body strong, but he can also manipulate corpses and ghosts. He is a messenger connecting the four worlds of demons, ghosts, humans, and immortals, and has a high status.

Bifang: "The Classic of Mountains and Seas?The Western Mountain Classic says: "There is a bird in the mountain of Zhang'e, which looks like a crane, with one foot, red and blue, and a white beak. Fayuan Zhulin?"Shenjian Pian" quotes "Bai Ze Tu" as saying: "The name of the spirit of fire is Bifang. It looks like a bird with one leg. If you call it by its name, it will go away." Bifang is a kind of fire spirit. According to legend, the Yellow Emperor lived in Xitai Mountain Next to meet the ghosts and gods of the world, he sits in a precious chariot drawn by six dragons, and Bifang drives him.Since Bifang is qualified to drive for the Yellow Emperor and can control six dragons, it can be seen that he is a powerful spirit beast.

This article is in the shape of a red firebird, with golden lines on its feathers, a white beak, and a blue-colored leg. The body is wrapped with golden flames, and the feet are wrapped with blue flames.

Qiongqi: The Legend of Fierce Beasts: According to "Shan Hai Jing?According to the "Hai Nei Bei Jing", Qiong Qi looks like a tiger, has a pair of wings, likes to eat people, and even eats from the head of a person. He is a vicious beast.However, in the same "Shan Hai Jing", one chapter of Xi Shan Jing mentions another image of Qiong Qi. The Qiong Qi in this article looks like a cow and has the hair of a hedgehog, which is similar to that described in the Hai Nei Bei Jing. big difference.However, both are ferocious beasts that like to eat people, so there is no difference in this respect. "Zuo Zhuan?In the 18th year of Wengong, it is recorded: "The Shaohao family has a son who is not talented, and the people of the world call him Qiongqi." One of the "Three Seedlings".However, so far, scholars still have different opinions on the interpretation of the "three seedlings", so Qiongqi's identity is only a rumor and cannot be confirmed.

The Legend of the Good Beast: According to "Book of the Later Han Dynasty?Among the twelve gods who "chased evil spirits" were recorded in "Etiquette Records", there is a saying "Qongqi Tenggen eats Gu together", here Qiongqi can expel Gu poison, and is a positive image of the beast.When Guo Pu annotated the "Shan Hai Jing", he also created the hymn "The beast of Qiongqi is very ugly; it chases away evil spirits, and everyone runs away; it is called a god dog by one name", and also pointed out that Qiongqi will make The act of expelling evil spirits.These acts of eliminating harm for the people are very different from the previous image of eating good and helping evil.Gao You's annotation "Huainanzi?In "Yang Xing Pian", it is mentioned that Qiongqi is "born of Guangmo Fengzhi", and he believes that Qiongqi is a descendant of Fengshen, not the unworthy son of Shaohao.

In this article, due to the needs of the plot, Qiongqi is defined as a good beast with the image of a tiger with horns and wings, monsters and villains who like to eat evil.

Nine-tailed demon fox: The nine-tailed fox first appeared in "Shan Hai Jing". "On the mountain of Qingqiu, there are beasts. Its shape is like a fox with nine tails, and its sound is like a baby. It can eat people, but those who eat it are not gu." ("Shan Hai Jing? Nan Shan Jing"), "Qingqiu country is in the north , its fox has four legs and nine tails." "Shan Hai Jing?Overseas East Longitude.Guo Pu's annotation of "The Eastern Classic of the Wilderness", "There is a country with green hills, and there are nine foxes with nine tails" says: "When peace comes out, it becomes auspicious", and it is also an auspicious thing.In the stone carvings and brick paintings of the Han Dynasty, there are often nine-tailed foxes, white rabbits, toads, and three-legged crows juxtaposed next to the seat of the Queen Mother of the West to show auspiciousness.The nine-tailed fox symbolizes the prosperity of descendants (see "Bai Hu Tong? Feng Chan Chapter"), and also the legacy of the myth of Yu marrying Tushan. The theory of "cannibalism" fades away, and the theory of "being auspicious" ends.In addition, Li Luo, a man of the Six Dynasties, annotated "Zhou Fa Yin Tang" in "Thousand Characters", saying that Daji was a nine-tailed fox. "Fengshen Yanyi" also uses Daji as the nine-tailed fox spirit, which should originate from this.

Because the pig hates the vicious thing of putting the prosperity and decline of the country on women in ancient times, so in this article and in the pig's later articles about monsters, the fox demons all take the omens of auspiciousness, which is what the old ancestors said, and that Li Luo is What, talking nonsense has caused the woman and the fox demon to suffer a thousand years of injustice (#‵′) and I despise you.

Gale: A ferocious bird of prey in legend.During the time of Yao, he harmed the people and was shot and killed by Yi in the lake of Qingqiu.Because of its large size, the wind rises when it flaps its wings, so it is also called Feng Bo.Its theory first appeared in Han Dynasty.It is also the name of a monster in legend.It looks like a dog but has a human face, and it smiles when it sees people, and its movements are like the wind.It is now a sign of a severe storm.Its theory first appeared in the pre-Qin period.

This article takes the shape of a big bird and integrates it into the legend of the roc. It is the beast sitting in front of the Buddha, which is quite Buddhist.

You Guang: One, the name of the legendary evil spirit. "anthology.Zhang Heng's "Tokyo Fu": "Kill Yezhong and wipe out Youguang." Xue Zong's note: "Yezhong and Youguang are also evil ghosts." "Three Kingdoms.Wei Zhi."Xiahouxuan Zhuan" "Feng went without knowing, and killed him." Pei Songzhi's commentary quoted Wei Yuhuan's "Wei Lue" of the Three Kingdoms: "Sometimes there are slander books saying: 'Cao Shuang's power is as hot as soup, Taifu and his son are as cold as paste, Li Feng Brothers are like You Guang.'" Sun Hua in the Qing and Tang Dynasties "Chasing Epidemic Ghosts" poem: "You Guang and Ye Zhong, the next step is Tianzhu." It is said to be the name of the god of fire.See "Guang Ya."Shi Tian".There is another saying that there is a monster that always appears at night.It has eight heads, and its body floats in mid-air, with a faint fire light on its head.This monster is called You Guang, also known as Ye Tong, and seeing it means that the country is about to suffer from a plague.

This article takes the meaning of Vulcan, which is an eight-headed monster that likes to eat evil spirits.

Yinglong: 1. A winged dragon in ancient legends.According to legend, when Yu ruled the flood, Yinglong painted the earth with his tail and formed rivers so that the water flowed into the sea. 2. The god who is good at making clouds and rain in ancient legends.Recorded in "Shan Hai Jing" and "Historical Records".

"Ciyuan" says that "Yinglong" is a thousand-year-old dragon with wings, and the 500-year-old dragon is called a horned dragon.Dragon is an extraordinary thing with a long lifespan, and Yinglong is the most precious among dragons (of course, some people think that Yinglong can refer to ancient clan tribes and mysterious ancient countries-Yinglong clan and Yingguo).

This article combines the two interpretations of the thousand-year-old dragon with wings and the God of Xingyun as the rain.

Fei Lian: "Chu Ci?"Li Sao" "Wang Shu in the front makes the pioneer, and Fei Lian makes the rush in the back", Wang Yi's note: "Fei Lian, Feng Bo also". "Historical Records?Biography of Sima Xiangru quotes "Shanglin Fu" with sentences "Tui Fei Lian, Jie Jie Zhi, Ge Xia Clam, Meng Meng Shi, She Feng Hog". Deer head". "Hanshu?"Records of Emperor Wudi" has "Return, make Ganquan Tongtiantai, Chang'an Feilian Hall", Jin Zhuo noted Feilian said: "The body is like a deer, the head is like a jue (sparrow), with horns and a snake tail". "Sanfu Huangtu": "Fei Lian, a divine bird, who can create aura, has a body like a deer, a head like a sparrow, horns and a snake tail, and his writing is like a leopard."

This article takes the spirit beast of the wind with the head of a deer and the body of a bird.

Sniper: like a mouse. "Shan Hai Jing?Zhongshan Jingci [-]th records: There is a beast named Yan, which looks like a mouse, with white ears and a white beak, and its name is like a spy.There is a spy in Gonglin's order.

This article is a big white mouse who is good at earth magic.

Due to the needs of the article, many monsters and spirit beasts with only one single have all become one race, and the mythological colors such as the Three Emperors and Five Emperors have been removed.

One last complaint, I'm exhausted looking for information on this stuff... I'm XXOO's OTZ.