Half Demon Cannon Fodder Company

Opening the door, looking at Song Yuanqing with a bad complexion, Pan De asked strangely: "What's wrong?"

"You just shut me out like this?" Song Yuanqing almost smashed the door if he wasn't afraid of disturbing the people.

"It's too dangerous inside." Pan De welcomed Song Yuanqing into the house and found him a pair of slippers. "It's been resolved. I really don't know how such a dangerous thing would follow you."

Song Yuan took a look inside the house, and the things that were obviously destroyed by monsters have been restored to their original state. It seems that the child's mana is really strong?I don't know if it's a blindfold.

"Go take a shower first, and then go to bed." Pande pointed to the bathroom that was in the same room as the toilet.

"No clothes to change?" Song Yuanqing shrugged.

"Put on mine first." As he said, Pan De took out a fairly roomy pajamas from the closet, "I bought this dress too big, you should be able to wear it."

"I'm not used to wearing the same clothes after taking a shower." Song Yuanqing tugged at his floral shirt.

Pan De was speechless about Song Yuanqing's pickiness. It's better to wear the same set of clothes after taking a shower than not taking a shower, right?

"I'll wash it for you, and it'll be done tomorrow morning." Pan De made a concession, who called him a customer, the customer is God, and only wished him to go back to his paradise obediently after this business.

"I didn't change my underwear after taking a shower." Song Yuanqing continued to be picky.

"I'll wash it for you! I have a new one, you wear it first!" Pan De gritted his teeth.

Song Yuanqing was still in a dilemma, and looked at a certain part of Pan De: "I'm afraid it's too tight, and it's uncomfortable to wear."

"I bought one-size-fits-all boxed cotton underwear." Pan De's veins burst out, and he was despised, which is unforgivable.

"That kind of cheap stuff is uncomfortable to wear." Song Yuanqing was addicted to teasing.

Pender twitched his lips and said with a smile: "It's either the most expensive or the most comfortable. Pure cotton is much more comfortable than those beautiful fabrics extracted from sticky oil."

"Really?" Song Yuanqing spread his hands.

"If you don't take a shower, you can sleep in the living room. I don't have a sofa, so you can sleep on the floor." Pan De couldn't bear it anymore, and threw out his last trump card.

"Okay then." Song Yuanqing nodded embarrassingly. He knew that he would not come back with this child, but he was threatened. Now there are not many people who dare to threaten him.

"Put the changed clothes in the basin." Finally, Pan De threw the pajamas and underwear to Song Yuanqing, "The underwear has been scalded with boiling water after buying, so don't worry about wearing them."

"Oh." Holding the white underwear, Song Yuanqing went into the bathroom, and stretched his head out after a while, "How do I use this?"

Pan De walked in with his head full of black lines, pointed to the hand brake and said, "Just turn it over, turn it here if it's hot, turn it here if it's cold, and adjust the water temperature by yourself."

"No." It sounded troublesome, "And it's actually a shower."

All he uses can adjust the water temperature, how can there be such backward things.

"Let's wash together." Song Yuanqing smiled while holding Pan De with his half naked body.

"It's really troublesome." Pender pushed him away, frowning, "It smells like alcohol, I have to remember to brush my teeth later."

"Let's wash together and help me rub my back." Song Yuanqing said persistently, but in fact he just wanted to see the kid jumping.

"Okay, I'm going to get the clothes." But Pan De went out very flatly, which made it impossible for Song Yuanqing to perform the follow-up actions that Song Yuanqing expected, really depressed.

But seeing the child flashing so fast, Song Yuanqing still firmly believes that the child must be shy, and he is just covering it up, absolutely!No one can remain indifferent when seeing their naked body, Song Yuanqing is very confident in himself.

It's just that this kind of self-confidence was a bit shaky when Pan De stripped himself naked and stood there calmly taking a bath.

"Why don't you take it off?" Pan De asked curiously while scrubbing, "Are you used to washing with clothes on?"

"How is it possible?" Song Yuanqing took off his pants three times, five times and two times, and his strong body, vigorous limbs, healthy bronze skin, and well-developed little bird were finally revealed in front of Pan De.

Pan De glanced at it: "The water temperature has been adjusted, I'll apply shampoo, you can rinse it."

Stepping aside, he leisurely rubbed his hair.

Song Yuanqing stared at Pan De's face for a long time, confirming that there was no trace of embarrassment on his face, and flushed the water in wonder, thinking how his charm had dropped so much, it shouldn't be.

But this kid's body is really good-looking, his skin is really fair, and he doesn't look very weak. It seems that he usually pays attention to physical exercise, and he really can't tell from that face.The hair is not too long, the foam slides from the head to the neck, and the Adam's apple moves, which really makes people want to pounce on it and take a bite.Maybe because I rubbed my hair with my hands on my head, the clavicle is more obviously exposed. It looks very comfortable and I really want to touch it.

The two points on the chest are pink around, and the center is the color of rice dumpling. I don't know if the color will become more colorful after rubbing.The belly button is so tiny and cute, it's tempting to poke your fingers.The proportion of the waist is perfect, not too thick, not too thin, it looks very flexible, I don't know how elastic it is when I pinch it.Further down, the meat and pillars hidden in the black grass were a circle smaller than himself, which made him a little proud.But the color is much prettier than mine, that pink color, you can tell it's a good thing just by looking at it.However, the color will probably become darker after the blood is congested. I don’t know if it will be more masculine after it becomes darker and larger.

Song Yuanqing thought wretchedly.

"Have you rinsed enough? It's time for me to wash." Pan De angrily interrupted Song Yuanqing's lustful thoughts. This person is really selfish. After washing for so long, even though it is summer, it is not easy to get water on his body. cold.

"Oh, oh." Song Yuanqing took the shampoo in Pan De's hands calmly, and walked to the side to let Pan De wash off the foam on his head.

When the two passed sideways, Song Yuanqing glanced at the white and tender body again, a nameless hot current rushed straight to the crotch, the little brother was trembling sadly and had the tendency to stand up.

Song Yuanqing was dissatisfied, really dissatisfied, why didn't this kid respond at all.

"You can do this even after taking a shower, are you a beast?" Obviously, Pan De also noticed Song Yuanqing's strangeness, and naturally interpreted it as excessive drinking and excessive evil.See, people with corrupt lives can show it in this kind of thing, and they have no self-control at all.

Song Yuanqing's face turned blue and white, and he was choked by the child's words for a long time.

……

"What's the matter? Are you cold?" Pan De looked at Song Yuanqing's face sourly, so he asked kindly.

But in my heart, I still feel that he deserves it. I can’t even adjust the hot water, so I have to wash it together. It’s so cold now ╮(╯-╰)╭.

"It's okay." Song Yuanqing flushed the foam on his head, letting the hot water calm him down a bit, "Why is the smell so light, there is no fragrance at all."

"Lushi Hanfang is just like this, it's very good." Pan De said while wiping the shower gel on his body, "Why are there so many strange smells on men?"

"What's the use of this thing other than cleaning? I always use ALTERNA's CAVIAR series." Song Yuanqing frowned.

"What's that? I haven't heard of it." Pender continued to wipe and wipe, humming while wiping.

No matter how expensive the shampoo is, it’s just like that. Take his hair and cauliflower’s hair and compare it. Anyone with eyes will know that his hair is better. From this point of view, the effect of the shampoo is nothing more than that , It just caters to the psychology of some people who only buy the most expensive and not the best.

"What do you mean buying only the most expensive and not the best?" Song Yuanqing raised his eyebrows.

"Huh, did you say it by accident?" Pan De was surprised.

Song Yuanqing was embarrassed, and then said righteously: "You are jealous, it is unacceptable."

"I'm telling the truth." Now that I've said it all, let's continue, "If you don't believe me, look for yourself, my hair is much better than yours."

Song Yuanqing bent down sullenly, stroked a lock of hair, looked carefully, there was no split ends, after pulling it, it was quite strong and elastic.After touching it, it is very soft and smooth, even after washing and kneading for so long, it did not tangle.

It seems... really better than my own hair.

"I will also use a strongman in the future." Song Yuanqing shouted sullenly.

"Your hair is the same with anything." In fact, Pan De wanted to say that the permed and dyed hair has been damaged, and his hair is very natural, which is naturally better than cauliflower, but cauliflower, cough, Song Yuanqing thought it was him I'm despising myself, the anger in my heart.

However, he has already killed the ALTERNA brand in his heart. The price is so high, and the bragging is so good, it is not as good as the hair of a child who uses shampoo for more than ten yuan. It is really deceiving.

So this professional hairdressing brand ALTERNA, which comes from Beverly Hills in the United States and has both quality, brand and taste, was angered.

It is said that the hair is originally the product of the hair follicle organ, which is formed by the accumulation of dead cells, lifeless and unable to repair itself.Because ultraviolet rays, chemical damage, pollution, lack of sleep, excessive stress and other factors have caused hair damage, how do you want people to "rejuvenate", isn't it bullying people, cough, bullying the brand.

"What's the smell of this shower gel?" Song Yuanqing used Yves Rocher's plant essence series. I have never seen such a pungent shower gel. Even if he is on a business trip, he always brings his own bath products. Safety is also a habit.

"Liushen mint, it's very refreshing and comfortable after use, and it doesn't have any smell after washing." Pan De likes this refreshing feeling the most, especially in summer, it's really enjoyable.

"Oh." When you put it on your body, it feels cool and comfortable.Song Yuanqing reflected on why he didn't feel this way about the ones he used. Did he really respond to the child's words, only buy the most expensive and not the best?

Reminds me of the buzzwords on the Internet, silly and naive, taken advantage of?

Song Yuanqing decided to change them all after going back.

So Yves Rocher was also angered.

Here I strongly despise a classmate named cauliflower. Luxury goods are different from daily necessities. Luxury goods not only represent better quality, but also represent a kind of fashion culture, a kind of noble status and taste. For example, as A world-class movie star, even if you love Maybelline, you have to use Esteelauder or Chanel for skin care.Although classmate Cauliflower is a member of the underworld, the current big underworld can only be called the gray way, and they are all bleached on the surface. He can also be regarded as the manipulator of a large group, and he is in the upper class. Face ah face.

So after a long time, a certain cauliflower became a simple myth of the upper class under the stimulation of the "wife". This is a later story, and it is a somewhat funny later story.

"I'll wipe your back for you."

Just when Song Yuanqing was venting his anger, Pan De had kindly squeezed the shower gel into his hands and rubbed his back.

Song Yuanqing's heart trembled, and then his muscles became stiff.

"Did it tickle you? Then I'll try harder and relax." Pan De is very good at acupuncture points and the like, first rubbing it evenly, rubbing it into foam, and then rubbing it lightly and then heavily for him, Or not, press the acupuncture points on the back, starting from Jianjing point, going down along the Du meridian, and ending at Mingmen point.

In Song Yuanqing's feeling, he touched my back, pinched my flesh, rubbed my shoulders, and pressed my waist, so a certain part became excited.

"I said kid, you don't have any embarrassment for touching me." Finally, the unbearable Song Yuanqing asked, if he hadn't looked at the kid's calm expression, he really thought the kid was seducing him.

"Why are you embarrassed?" Pan De wondered, "Isn't it just rubbing backs? When I lived in school, my roommates often rubbed each other's backs. They all said that I have good skills."

It's very good, he's almost on fire, Song Yuanqing thought aggrievedly.

"Could it be that you don't have any idea when you see my strong and sexy body?" Song Yuanqing asked unwillingly after posing a fit pose.

Pan De looked at him very contemptuously: "I have what you have, so what are you envious of? Besides, training is not enough to develop massive muscles. Chinese martial arts are extensive and profound. What we exercise is internal strength. The road is impassable. What's the matter?" I'm so envious."

That's not what I meant... Song Yuanqing really wanted to cosplay in his heart and burst into tears.

"If you're talking about that makes a difference."

Song Yuanqing felt that all the hardships had come and the rewards had come, and the child had finally opened up, so let's spread flowers!

"Not everyone is so beastly, they will be so excited just by drinking a sip of wine." Pan De proposed very seriously, "There are many other meaningful things in life, such as studying, living, traveling, helping others, and realizing life ideals , or planting flowers to practice calligraphy and painting, isn’t it very meaningful? Uncle, life should not be addicted to corruption, but be positive!”

Song Yuanqing felt that he should go to tears.