Half Demon Cannon Fodder Company
Chapter 26 Birthday Congratulations to Myself
"It's decided, starting today, we must be gentle with him, the change starts now!"
Qin Bi straightened the apron with the black cat painted on it, and murmured swearingly.
"Woo... I'm back."
Zhong Yuxiu pushed open the door, staring at Qin Xiaomao who was standing at the door in a daze.
"Ah! You changed your shoes and came in again! The floor you just wiped was dirty again!"
Qin Bi shouted loudly with his arms crossed.It's too much, too much!It's too disrespectful to other people's labor achievements, meow meow!
Zhong Yuxiu changed her slippers with a smile, and casually threw the bag in her hand onto the sofa in a perfect parabola. She put her arms around Qin Kitty's head with one hand, and pinched the red color that appeared due to anger with the other.cat ears.
"The cat is the cutest when it's still fried, boo!~"
Take a bite, well, soft.
Cough, it was really a light bite, and a circle of red tooth marks appeared on Kitten Qin's pink cheeks.
Zhong Yuxiu admired the circle of red marks, um, it was very neat, and her teeth were good.
Qin Xiaomao's eyes were foggy, and he was trembling with anger: "Zhong, Yu, Xiu!"
"Ah!"
He quickly pasted a piece of talisman paper on it, and then hugged the red winged kitten that was two palms long and half-lyed on the sofa.Grieving and angrily, Qin Xiaomao nimbly tore off the talisman paper with his paws, and slapped Zhong Yuxiu on the forehead with a "slap".Zhong Yuxiu put away the talisman paper with a smile, and played with Qin Kitten's two front paws.
"I'm still cooking, meow! The effect of this talisman will last for an hour!" Qin Xiaomao arched his back and roared.
"It's okay, isn't it stewing? Let me play for a while, and I'll untie it for you later." Zhong Yuxiu pinched Qin Kitten's wings and said casually.
"Meow meow! Am I your toy when I'm a young master?" Qin Xiaomao swung Zhong Yuxiu's paw away, but the nails had been cut long ago, so it was completely harmless.
"How is it possible, but you are cute just like this." Kissed the cat's beard, and put his face on the kitten's body, "I haven't seen you for 20 days, do you miss me?"
"Why do you want to bully me? Dream about it!" Qin Xiaomao twisted, but couldn't get out of Zhong Yuxiu's hand.
"I'm really not confessing." Zhong Yuxiu sighed, put Qin Kitten down from her hands, and put a symbol on the cat's forehead. After the soft red light, Qin Kitty changed back into a human form, and ran away angrily. I went to the kitchen to check the food, and the slippers made a "clack" sound.
"What should I do with you." Just after saying this, Zhong Yuxiu suddenly felt that these words were so bloody, and she kept chuckling while covering her face.
And Qin Bi ran to the kitchen, and while checking the crock pot with stewed vegetables, he complained to himself, his small face almost wrinkled into a bitter gourd shape.
Failed again, woo woo...
I wanted to be gentle at first, but I got angry again, but it's all his fault for being angry with myself on purpose!
only……
"Why do I say that? It's such a good opportunity." Qin Xiaomao thumped his head and said depressedly, "Can't you just say that you miss him? Why do I have to be so awkward... Woooo... I will definitely be hated The... must be hated..."
The more Qin Xiaomao thought about it, the more he hated himself, and his mood was completely depressed. However, his subordinates did not let up in their work. Put a little oil in the pot, after it was cooked, put in the finely chopped ginger and garlic, and stir fry it. Add finely sliced cowpeas, add a little pepper, pepper powder, and chili powder, and stir-fry until mature, and the aroma of fried cowpeas fills the air.Turn the heat to the minimum, add salt and a little monosodium glutamate, stir fry evenly, then turn off the heat, pour in a little sesame oil, stir fry a few more times, and put it into the steamer.
At this time, the white rice porridge in the tin pot has been tumbling, and the rice grains are probably half-cooked, and they are not overcooked.Turn off the fire, put the cleaned Shau Kei on the basin, then slowly pour the porridge into the Shau Kei, and drain the rice grains.When all the rice soup has been poured into the basin below and there is no more water dripping from the bottom of the Shau Kei, pour the drained rice into the steamer, close the lid and start steaming the rice.There is a bowl of rice soup, and the rest is covered with a lid.
"Drink some rice soup and wait." Qin Xiaomao took the bowl and placed it in front of Zhong Yuxiu, "Warm your stomach first."
"Ugh... hot!" Zhong Yuxiu yelled while rubbing her lips.
"It's just cooked, of course it's hot, so be careful." Kitten Qin leaned over to take a look, there was no bubbles, but it was a little red.
"It hurts." The lips moved up and rubbed against Qin Kitty's cheeks twice. The lips were hot, but the cheeks were cool, which was very comfortable.
"Blow it and drink it." Qin Xiaomao continued to work in the kitchen.
Zhong Yuxiu stared at Qin Xiaomao as he walked into the kitchen, with a slightly uneasy expression on his face.Dead cat, why don't you blush like this.
Not only did Qin Xiaomao not blush, but her face was still a little green.I don't deny that he deliberately didn't take out the rice soup to warm it up just now, to retaliate against Zhong Yuxiu's "bullying" just now, because he knows that this guy is extremely lacking in common sense in life, and he trusts himself extremely. stuff it in your mouth.But now that it was really hot, he felt guilty again.I just hope that Zhong Yuxiu doesn't realize that she did it on purpose, otherwise she will hate herself even more.
...(>_<)...Why do I have to be so childish?Why why!
So one was tangled in the kitchen, and the other was depressed outside the kitchen. Before the meal, the low air pressure filled the whole room.
However, the two often quarrel and get depressed and entangled with each other. By the time the meal is served, those emotions have already gone to the back of their minds.
In order to supplement nutrition for Zhong Yuxiu, who probably ate instant noodles for a long time, takeaway fast food, etc., plus a tooth-beating festival, Qin Xiaomao made a small amount of food this time, but there were many styles.
The Gastrodia elata and bamboo fungus pigeon soup simmered in a casserole, without any miscellaneous tonics, the soup is very clear, the pigeons are free-range, not locked in a cage to fatten up, the meat is very chewy; the peeled and cleaned spicy shrimp, shrimp The meat and shrimp skins are separated, for the convenience of someone who is too lazy to eat at home.As for why the shrimp skin is added, it is to increase calcium and seasoning; the hot and sour cabbage uses homemade mountain and sea peppers, mash it into a sauce, add some vinegar, add star anise and other spices, and cut lean meat into fine pieces Stir-fry until fragrant and add it to the cabbage for seasoning. The cabbage uses half of the leaves and half of the cabbage, which are cut into shreds for easy flavor; put a little chili oil and sesame oil in the cold lettuce slices, cut them very thin, and put them in boiling water It was very beautiful and tasted very fresh; the last was dried cowpea rice, which was Zhong Yuxiu's favorite.
"Maomao, your cooking is getting better and better," Zhong Yuxiu praised while eating, "It's really a blessing to eat your cooking."
Qin Xiaomao's face was a little red.
Pursuing the second plan, grabbing his heart with delicious food, has been going well so far!
"Just marry me and cook for me." Zhong Yuxiu bit her chopsticks and suggested seriously.
"Master, I'm not your cooking woman! Don't even think about it!" Qin Xiaomao glared fiercely. This guy wanted to abduct himself from a very young age and cook for him specially. It was simply exploitative. He is the great devil of labor!
"Hmm... think about it." Zhong Yuxiu asked for the nth time.
"There's no room for consideration!" Qin Xiaomao categorically refused for the nth time.
"Why are you so stingy? Cooking for yourself is also cooking, and it's not too much for me." Zhong Yuxiu put on a serious look.
"One less you is not less." Qin Xiaomao was unwavering.
"Oh, you're stingy." Zhong Yuxiu poked at the pigeon meat in the bowl and said aggrievedly.
"Just being stingy, what's the matter." Qin Xiaomao said while helping him choose the shrimp, "Don't poke it, it won't taste good when it gets cold."
"Yeah." Zhong Yuxiu picked up the dishes, and Qin Xiaomao picked out the dishes for him while eating by himself, both of them were very busy.
After eating, Zhong Yuxiu took the initiative to wash the dishes. After everything was cleaned up, both of them were a little tired.
"Little cat, what's the matter?" Zhong Yuxiu looked at Qin Xiaomao who was scratching the wall, and asked strangely.
"It's nothing... let's take a shower." Qin Xiaomao sadly ran back to the dormitory to get his pajamas.
The food battle obviously went smoothly at the beginning, but in the end it became the same as before, with constant quarrels and quarrels, couldn't he let Zhong Yuxiu go back?Sigh... It's all Zhong Yuxiu's fault, who asked him to be a dedicated cook, otherwise why would he be angry?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
But the next battle will be successful!Qin Bi patted his red face, he must succeed.
"Axiu, let's wash together." Gathering up his courage, Qin Bi roared in full spirit with the momentum of going to the field to kill the enemy.
"Oh, let's wash together, why are you roaring so loudly?" Zhong Yuxiu hugged the kitten, carried it into the bathtub, and used the cat to test the water temperature, "How is it, is it suitable?"
"My clothes are wet." A certain kitten still in pajamas was speechless.
"It doesn't matter, I have to wash it anyway." He stripped the cat naked, threw the clothes into the washing machine, then stripped himself naked, and jumped into the bathtub, "Huh, it's very comfortable, it's better to be at home."
Holding Kitten Qin from behind with both hands, and resting her chin on the kitten's shoulder, Zhong Yuxiu sighed while blowing into the kitten's ear.
"Isn't that home too?" Kitten Qin blushed, revealing her red cat ears and tail.
Zhong Yuxiu played with her wet tail, bit the tip of the cat's ear lightly, and said with a light smile, "It's not like you don't know the situation in my family. The elders are either putting pressure on their faces with a straight face, or they are making trouble behind their backs. There are few heart-to-heart talks among peers, too much intrigue and so on. If they can put their minds on the practice of spells, they would have surpassed me long ago. Do you still need to be jealous?
"In terms of talent, they can't surpass you even if they work hard, let alone you work harder than them." Qin Xiaomao doesn't have any affection for those people, saying that those whose eyes are higher than the top and hands are definitely lower than the eyes will surpass Zhong Yuxiu , he was a million in disbelief.
Zhong Yuxiu is someone that the two fathers, uncles, and friends of the father are very optimistic about. Can those people, hmph.
"You're right, it's still the cat that treats me well." Rubbing the cat's face lightly with his own face, the murmured voice seemed a little drunk.
"Help you wash your hair." Qin Xiaomao was recalling his plan of sharing a bath in his heart at the moment, um, he couldn't remember clearly.
"Okay." He lowered his head, closed his eyes, and felt the kitten's paw rubbing and rubbing on his head. The strength was just right, neither light nor heavy, very comfortable.
"If you don't want to go back, don't go back. Father and the others have already asked you to go home with me for the New Year." Qin Xiaomao complained.
Rinse off the foam on the head, wipe the water on the face: "My parents have traveled abroad, and I have no reason to go back."
"Then come back to me." Qin Xiaomao said happily.
"Yeah." Smiling, she grabbed the cat's head, carefully washed his hair, rubbed his ears, and was careful not to get foam into the cat's ears.
Perhaps it would be easier for Kitten Qin to retract its ears to wash, but Zhong Yuxiu likes this. The cat's ears are very beautiful and comfortable to pinch, so he didn't remind the cat.
"The tail is wrapped around my waist, don't shake it around." Zhong Yuxiu stepped back a little bit in embarrassment as the cat's tail dangled back and forth, ordering.
"Oh." Chang's cat's tail dexterously wrapped around Zhong Yuxiu's waist, nestled in his arms, and the cat wanted to sleep comfortably.
So the cat really fell asleep, became a cat and slept.
"Stupid cat..." Zhong Yuxiu picked up the cat from the bath water, stared at the sleeping cat, and helped the cat to bathe in a very speechless manner, then finished the bath hastily by herself, and hugged the wet cat to blow its hair.
The temperature of the hair dryer was adjusted just right, and the cat slept comfortably in the warm air, with the red color sticking to its body.After the cat's fur dries, it becomes fluffy, and the whole body becomes bigger, covering the face. It is very cute. The little wings flap one after another with the breath, and the tail shakes from time to time. Zhong Yuxiu looked at the anger in her heart. , couldn't help poking the cat's ear.The cat waved its paws, turned over, revealing its belly with short fluff, and continued to sleep.
Zhong Yuxiu sighed, resigned to her fate and went to sleep with the cat in her arms.
When the cat opened its eyes, it was already the next day.
Frustrated and locked in a ball under the blanket, Kitten Qin tapped on the keyboard with his cat's paws.
Flying Cat:
Woohoo, failed, failed.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
How did it fail?
Flying Cat:
Food battle failed!
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
...Isn't it normal that you cook for him every day?This is also a battle.
Flying Cat:
color.The lure also failed TAT.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
ha?You color.seduced?Are you kidding me?
Flying Cat:
/ Embarrassed, we took a shower together yesterday.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
speechless...
Flying Cat:
Then I forgot... fell asleep... woke up and now...
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
...Stupid cat...
Flying Cat:
/ Lie on the ground, I'd better give up.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
What? !No!
Flying Cat:
What are you excited about?
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
/Wangtian, um, you have to persevere, why are you so unpersevering, you will give up on him once you fail?
Flying Cat:
/Roar, this is not the first time it has failed!And who said he was going to give up on him!
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
You said give up...
Flying Cat:
/ Kuanghan, I'm talking about giving up sex.Lure to fight, think about other things.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
Actually color.It's good to lure, don't fall asleep next time.
Flying Cat:
I still don't want it, I'll think about it again.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
Think about it again, I think it's still sex.Lure is the best, try again.
Flying Cat:
Hmm, I'll think about it, let's make breakfast first.
Claw pressed the off button, jumped out of the bed, jumped twice on the floor, turned back into a human body, put on his clothes, and walked out of the bedroom.
"Breakfast has already been bought, and it looks like you slept so soundly." Zhong Yuxiu closed the notebook and took the computer back to the study, "I'm tired from the journey, so it's okay to sleep a little longer."
"Oh." It's rare to be an uncle, Qin Xiaomao nestled on the sofa, "warm it up and bring it here."
"Yes, my kitten." Zhong Yuxiu agreed exaggeratedly.
Qin Bigang wanted to nod, but suddenly a flash of light flashed in his head, and he remembered his "plan", and hurriedly rushed over with a smile on his face: "Let me do it!"
You must be gentle and gentle to him, and you must not be angry this time, and treat him well.
"Do you not trust me? Even though you don't know how to cook, you can still cook hot rice." Zhong Yuxiu pretended to be unhappy and said.
"Really? But last time when you heated the rice, you burned through the pot." Qin Bi answered truthfully.
"That was an accident!" Zhong Yuxiu blushed, I didn't pay attention in the study.
"Also last time, I told you to heat the meat in oil, but what you put in was pepper oil, so you couldn't eat it at all." Qin Bi recalled very seriously.
"Who made the pepper oil closer to the stove?" Zhong Yuxiu looked at the ceiling.
"Another time, I asked you to warm up the unfinished egg in the morning, but you put it in the microwave and fried it." Qin Bi said with his hands on his hips.
"I think a microwave is more convenient..." Zhong Yuxiu turned around, "You should come, I'll wait for you in the living room."
"Too bad..." Qin Bi skillfully put the things in the steamer, thought for a long time, felt something was wrong, and finally screamed with his head in his arms.
I'm very used to it, so I complained, isn't he a gentle plan, it's a bad start.
"Forget it, let's fix it next."
Qin Bi clenched his fists.
After the steamed stuffed bun and soy milk were ready, Qin Bi held the breakfast and prepared a smile for a while, thinking that it was pretty good, before going out.
"Axiu, have you had breakfast yet?" Smile, smile.
"I ate it when I bought it." Zhong Yuxiu sent a text message while looking at Qin Kitten's incomparably bright smiling face, "What's wrong, you're smiling like a fool."
The smile collapsed...
"Who is stupid! You are stupid! Your whole family is stupid!" Qin Xiaomao swallowed the bun and started to go crazy.
"My whole family includes you, so you are also stupid." Zhong Yuxiu raised her eyebrows and smiled.
"You..." Qin Xiaomao was taken aback for a moment, yes, isn't this scolding himself?He bowed his head and drank soy milk, no, he had to find a way to get back.
... Cough, no, you have to be gentle, you have to let him, let him discover his goodness.
Puckering his mouth, Qin Xiaomao swallowed the soy milk or his anger at Zhong Yuxiu in one gulp.
"Why do you look aggrieved." Putting down the phone, he came over and stroked Qin Kitten's black hair, "Why is your cat so small? It's rare that I have taken a fancy to your hair, and the scarf must not be possible." , even if you shave it off, you can only make two gloves."
Qin kitten gnawed on the buns, I gnawed, I gnawed, I gnawed desperately, patience, this is combat!
"Especially the soft hair on the stomach, it must be very comfortable to make gloves, pfft, it's just that if you shave the cat, it will turn into a worm." Seeing that the cat didn't speak, Zhong Yuxiu continued to tease her.
You are a meat worm, and your whole family is a meat worm, no, you can't scold his whole family, or you will scold me too.
Qin Xiaomao continued to endure while cursing.
"But it doesn't count as a meat worm if it has wings, right? Or is it a mutated meat worm?"
On the verge of collapse...continue to be patient, I want to be gentle, absolutely can't scold him, can't, can't...
"Speaking of wings, those feathers are also quite beautiful. Let's grow up quickly. When the wings grow, it's time to collect feathers and make me a fan."
"Fuck! You're never finished!" Qin Xiaomao slapped the table and shouted loudly.
"It's finally back to normal." Zhong Yuxiu said while patting her chest.
"Huh?" Mao Mao was confused.
"Seeing that something is wrong with you, I thought you were in a bad mood. Now that you're back to your original state, I'm relieved." Nibbling on Kitten Qin's soft face, "What's wrong with you?" Just tell me, don't hold it in your heart alone."
Qin Xiaomao blinked, crying in his heart, nothing wrong with me, I just want to treat you better and don't want to quarrel with you.
However, she was very happy about Zhong Yuxiu's concern for Mao Mao. Although this measure was still very bad, Mao Mao still generously expressed her forgiveness.
After breakfast, after tidying up the dishes, Kitten Qin climbed back to bed in a daze in frustration.
Well, he was very happy to care about him, but in this way, wouldn't the battle make no progress at all.
Turning on the laptop, the guy Maohuo is indeed on it, and the status is actually lazy [codeword in progress].
In the code word, do you want to bother, yes, or not.
When Qin Xiaomao was hesitating, the news of Maohuo jumped over first.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
This chapter is finished and is being revised, so I can read it right away.
Flying Cat:
Oh……
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
Why such a cold look, TAT is sad, I'll let it go.
Flying Cat:
you dare!Go write!
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
Oh alive, I knew it.
Flying Cat:
ㄒoㄒ Bad guy, you and he are both bad guys.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
what happened again?Could it be that the battle has failed?
Flying Cat:
Hmm... Woohoo, I planned not to quarrel with him today, but I still quarreled.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
Uh……
(No wonder something is wrong with a certain cat today, so it is like this, someone thought to himself.)
Flying Cat:
...(>_<)...Why is it so difficult!
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
Still color.lure it.
Flying Cat:
/Crying loudly, I'm afraid I'll fall asleep again.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
/Speechless, why would someone be obsessed.Fall asleep while tempted?
Flying Cat:
/ Wronged, color.Isn't the lure just when you take a bath and sleep?It's easy to fall asleep...
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
...That's not the reason... Don't you feel anxious and excited?
Flying Cat:
can you?
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
……
Qin Bi scratched his head. Since he was a child, he was used to bathing and sleeping together. Why should he be anxious?
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
Suddenly I feel that your family is very poor OTZ.
Flying Cat:
No way... Maybe it's because I'm used to it...
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
……
(Is this a side effect of too much flirting? Someone is reviewing.)
Flying Cat:
Then I want to color.lure?
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
want!must!
Flying Cat:
...Let me think about it again, you update first, I'm still waiting to see.
Qin Bi patted his face, and suddenly felt that his face was very hot, so let's drink some water first.
When he went out, he happened to meet Zhong Yuxiu who had just come out of the study.
"There's no water, I'll call the water delivery man to bring a bucket." After shaking the water dispenser, Zhong Yuxiu turned and walked towards the telephone in the study.
It's definitely cheaper to use a landline than a cell phone.
"Go ahead, I'll wait in the living room."
Tired and huddled on the sofa, looking at Zhong Yuxiu's cell phone thrown beside him, Qin Bi picked it up casually, unlocked the keypad and played games.
"I don't know if Maohuo is offline." When he saw QQ, Qin Bi thought about it and pressed it in, but he accidentally pressed the wrong one and logged in directly.
The QQ on Zhong Yuxiu's mobile phone is set to remember the password to automatically log in, and the progress bar bounces back and forth a few times before it goes online.
Qin Bi quickly turned it off for him, but the moment he saw the screen, his eyes turned red, he threw the phone away, and rushed back to the dormitory.When Zhong Yuxiu came out with her breakfast, she only heard a loud "boom", and she didn't even see a cat.
"What's the matter? Come out to eat." Putting down his breakfast, Zhong Yuxiu knocked on the door slowly. After knocking for a long time, no one answered. He felt a little strange. When he listened carefully, there was actually a sobbing sound inside, which shocked him a lot. Jump, "Maomao, what's the matter, what happened?"
"Zhong Yuxiu! I'll never see you again!" Kitten Qin in the room seemed to be crying for real, with a hoarse voice, "If you hate me, just tell me, why did you lie to me, and why did you lie to me so much?" Long!"
"Hey, hey! When did I lie to you?" Zhong Yuxiu was also anxious, what was the cat talking about.
"You know it yourself! You are very happy laughing in front of the computer screen, right?" The cat's voice was intermittent, a little out of breath.
Zhong Yuxiu was startled, and glanced in the living room, only to find that her mobile phone had been thrown on the ground, and quickly picked it up, and the QQ was actually logged in.
I suddenly understood, probably the cat accidentally clicked into QQ while playing a game.While complaining about being so careless, she explained to the cat and asked him to open the door, but the cat refused to open it, and the anxious Zhong Yuxiu finally kicked the door open.
There was no sign of Qin Bi in the room, only a bulged corner of the quilt.
Sighing, Zhong Yuxiu lifted the quilt to catch the cat, but the cat crawled around under the quilt, but couldn't catch it. In a fit of anger, she lifted the quilt directly, and when the cat was about to escape, she grabbed the cat by the back of the neck He raised it: "Can you listen to me explain it!"
"Explain what? What else is there to explain!" Qin Xiaomao bit Zhong Yuxiu's arm in grief and anger, biting out two small blood holes.
"If I really hated you, would I still live with you for so long? After so many years since I was a child, I can't tell if I hate you? Stupid cat!" Zhong Yuxiu patted the cat on the head to make him let go, ouch Hey, this cat has really sharp teeth.
"Then why did you lie to me?" the cat complained sadly with tears in his mouth.
"Revenge! Revenge!" Zhong Yuxiu sat down on the bed, hugged the cat's forearm and shook it vigorously, making the cat dizzy.
"Revenge for what? How did I offend you, meow!" Qin Xiaomao screamed.
"I've been chasing you for nearly ten years, but you actually told me on the Internet that you still don't know my feelings, are you trying to piss me off!" Zhong Yuxiu was also angry, and shouted while pulling her cat ears.
Qin Xiaomao was dumbfounded: "Is there?"
"When I first entered junior high school, I said I wanted to marry you, right?" Zhong Yuxiu said angrily.
"Huh? Are you talking about the time I asked who would be the princess if you were a prince?" Qin Xiaomao thought for a while, "Didn't you want to play opposite me because of my good acting skills?"
"Do I mean that?" Zhong Yuxiu was speechless, "Then I said in high school that we must always be together."
"That's why I was admitted to the same school as you." Qin Xiaomao wagged his tail.
Gritting your teeth, you stupid cat.
"During the four years of living together, I said that I love you almost every day, and I want to marry you, right?"
"Didn't you want to find someone who can cook?" Qin Xiaomao finally felt a little guilty. It seemed that those words were really a bit like a confession, but he didn't think about it that way.
"You stupid cat!" Zhong Yuxiu pasted a talisman on the cat's forehead, Qin Xiaomao groaned and changed back to human form.
"Where did you get so many talisman papers? I haven't seen you put them anywhere." Qin Xiaomao complained while resting his head on Zhong Yuxiu's arms.
"I'll talk about this later, now that you understand? Should I say something?" Zhong Yuxiu pinched Qin Xiaomao's chin and said angrily.
"Ah... um..." Qin Xiaomao looked at the sky.
"Don't play stupid!"
"Well, don't you know everything..." Wronged, wronged, he really didn't know that Zhong Yuxiu confessed his love in junior high school.
Of course, he didn't know that the two had made a baby kiss when they were babies, and he didn't know why Zhong Yuxiu called his father his father.
Well, he thought it was his two fathers who had taken in his godson, but he didn't expect that it was not a godson but a half-son, a stupid cat.
"Ah! Then you're just trying to persuade me to sex. Temptation! You have bad intentions!" Qin Xiaomao suddenly flew into a rage, jumped up from the boat and kicked Zhong Yuxiu over, "I won't cook for you at noon today, you can solve it yourself go!"
Slam the door and leave.
Zhong Yuxiu was left speechless.
You color.Isn't the purpose of the temptation just to make me ill-intentioned...
Cough cough, regardless of whether Zhong Yuxiu has eaten the lunch made by the cat, or whether the cat will be full-time reminders from now on, and after the two of them connect with each other... Life is still going on as usual, except for the occasional bad things that happen to children, everything remains the same, nothing Change ah no change.
It seems that nothing has changed and it should be ╮(╯-╰)╭.
Qin Bi straightened the apron with the black cat painted on it, and murmured swearingly.
"Woo... I'm back."
Zhong Yuxiu pushed open the door, staring at Qin Xiaomao who was standing at the door in a daze.
"Ah! You changed your shoes and came in again! The floor you just wiped was dirty again!"
Qin Bi shouted loudly with his arms crossed.It's too much, too much!It's too disrespectful to other people's labor achievements, meow meow!
Zhong Yuxiu changed her slippers with a smile, and casually threw the bag in her hand onto the sofa in a perfect parabola. She put her arms around Qin Kitty's head with one hand, and pinched the red color that appeared due to anger with the other.cat ears.
"The cat is the cutest when it's still fried, boo!~"
Take a bite, well, soft.
Cough, it was really a light bite, and a circle of red tooth marks appeared on Kitten Qin's pink cheeks.
Zhong Yuxiu admired the circle of red marks, um, it was very neat, and her teeth were good.
Qin Xiaomao's eyes were foggy, and he was trembling with anger: "Zhong, Yu, Xiu!"
"Ah!"
He quickly pasted a piece of talisman paper on it, and then hugged the red winged kitten that was two palms long and half-lyed on the sofa.Grieving and angrily, Qin Xiaomao nimbly tore off the talisman paper with his paws, and slapped Zhong Yuxiu on the forehead with a "slap".Zhong Yuxiu put away the talisman paper with a smile, and played with Qin Kitten's two front paws.
"I'm still cooking, meow! The effect of this talisman will last for an hour!" Qin Xiaomao arched his back and roared.
"It's okay, isn't it stewing? Let me play for a while, and I'll untie it for you later." Zhong Yuxiu pinched Qin Kitten's wings and said casually.
"Meow meow! Am I your toy when I'm a young master?" Qin Xiaomao swung Zhong Yuxiu's paw away, but the nails had been cut long ago, so it was completely harmless.
"How is it possible, but you are cute just like this." Kissed the cat's beard, and put his face on the kitten's body, "I haven't seen you for 20 days, do you miss me?"
"Why do you want to bully me? Dream about it!" Qin Xiaomao twisted, but couldn't get out of Zhong Yuxiu's hand.
"I'm really not confessing." Zhong Yuxiu sighed, put Qin Kitten down from her hands, and put a symbol on the cat's forehead. After the soft red light, Qin Kitty changed back into a human form, and ran away angrily. I went to the kitchen to check the food, and the slippers made a "clack" sound.
"What should I do with you." Just after saying this, Zhong Yuxiu suddenly felt that these words were so bloody, and she kept chuckling while covering her face.
And Qin Bi ran to the kitchen, and while checking the crock pot with stewed vegetables, he complained to himself, his small face almost wrinkled into a bitter gourd shape.
Failed again, woo woo...
I wanted to be gentle at first, but I got angry again, but it's all his fault for being angry with myself on purpose!
only……
"Why do I say that? It's such a good opportunity." Qin Xiaomao thumped his head and said depressedly, "Can't you just say that you miss him? Why do I have to be so awkward... Woooo... I will definitely be hated The... must be hated..."
The more Qin Xiaomao thought about it, the more he hated himself, and his mood was completely depressed. However, his subordinates did not let up in their work. Put a little oil in the pot, after it was cooked, put in the finely chopped ginger and garlic, and stir fry it. Add finely sliced cowpeas, add a little pepper, pepper powder, and chili powder, and stir-fry until mature, and the aroma of fried cowpeas fills the air.Turn the heat to the minimum, add salt and a little monosodium glutamate, stir fry evenly, then turn off the heat, pour in a little sesame oil, stir fry a few more times, and put it into the steamer.
At this time, the white rice porridge in the tin pot has been tumbling, and the rice grains are probably half-cooked, and they are not overcooked.Turn off the fire, put the cleaned Shau Kei on the basin, then slowly pour the porridge into the Shau Kei, and drain the rice grains.When all the rice soup has been poured into the basin below and there is no more water dripping from the bottom of the Shau Kei, pour the drained rice into the steamer, close the lid and start steaming the rice.There is a bowl of rice soup, and the rest is covered with a lid.
"Drink some rice soup and wait." Qin Xiaomao took the bowl and placed it in front of Zhong Yuxiu, "Warm your stomach first."
"Ugh... hot!" Zhong Yuxiu yelled while rubbing her lips.
"It's just cooked, of course it's hot, so be careful." Kitten Qin leaned over to take a look, there was no bubbles, but it was a little red.
"It hurts." The lips moved up and rubbed against Qin Kitty's cheeks twice. The lips were hot, but the cheeks were cool, which was very comfortable.
"Blow it and drink it." Qin Xiaomao continued to work in the kitchen.
Zhong Yuxiu stared at Qin Xiaomao as he walked into the kitchen, with a slightly uneasy expression on his face.Dead cat, why don't you blush like this.
Not only did Qin Xiaomao not blush, but her face was still a little green.I don't deny that he deliberately didn't take out the rice soup to warm it up just now, to retaliate against Zhong Yuxiu's "bullying" just now, because he knows that this guy is extremely lacking in common sense in life, and he trusts himself extremely. stuff it in your mouth.But now that it was really hot, he felt guilty again.I just hope that Zhong Yuxiu doesn't realize that she did it on purpose, otherwise she will hate herself even more.
...(>_<)...Why do I have to be so childish?Why why!
So one was tangled in the kitchen, and the other was depressed outside the kitchen. Before the meal, the low air pressure filled the whole room.
However, the two often quarrel and get depressed and entangled with each other. By the time the meal is served, those emotions have already gone to the back of their minds.
In order to supplement nutrition for Zhong Yuxiu, who probably ate instant noodles for a long time, takeaway fast food, etc., plus a tooth-beating festival, Qin Xiaomao made a small amount of food this time, but there were many styles.
The Gastrodia elata and bamboo fungus pigeon soup simmered in a casserole, without any miscellaneous tonics, the soup is very clear, the pigeons are free-range, not locked in a cage to fatten up, the meat is very chewy; the peeled and cleaned spicy shrimp, shrimp The meat and shrimp skins are separated, for the convenience of someone who is too lazy to eat at home.As for why the shrimp skin is added, it is to increase calcium and seasoning; the hot and sour cabbage uses homemade mountain and sea peppers, mash it into a sauce, add some vinegar, add star anise and other spices, and cut lean meat into fine pieces Stir-fry until fragrant and add it to the cabbage for seasoning. The cabbage uses half of the leaves and half of the cabbage, which are cut into shreds for easy flavor; put a little chili oil and sesame oil in the cold lettuce slices, cut them very thin, and put them in boiling water It was very beautiful and tasted very fresh; the last was dried cowpea rice, which was Zhong Yuxiu's favorite.
"Maomao, your cooking is getting better and better," Zhong Yuxiu praised while eating, "It's really a blessing to eat your cooking."
Qin Xiaomao's face was a little red.
Pursuing the second plan, grabbing his heart with delicious food, has been going well so far!
"Just marry me and cook for me." Zhong Yuxiu bit her chopsticks and suggested seriously.
"Master, I'm not your cooking woman! Don't even think about it!" Qin Xiaomao glared fiercely. This guy wanted to abduct himself from a very young age and cook for him specially. It was simply exploitative. He is the great devil of labor!
"Hmm... think about it." Zhong Yuxiu asked for the nth time.
"There's no room for consideration!" Qin Xiaomao categorically refused for the nth time.
"Why are you so stingy? Cooking for yourself is also cooking, and it's not too much for me." Zhong Yuxiu put on a serious look.
"One less you is not less." Qin Xiaomao was unwavering.
"Oh, you're stingy." Zhong Yuxiu poked at the pigeon meat in the bowl and said aggrievedly.
"Just being stingy, what's the matter." Qin Xiaomao said while helping him choose the shrimp, "Don't poke it, it won't taste good when it gets cold."
"Yeah." Zhong Yuxiu picked up the dishes, and Qin Xiaomao picked out the dishes for him while eating by himself, both of them were very busy.
After eating, Zhong Yuxiu took the initiative to wash the dishes. After everything was cleaned up, both of them were a little tired.
"Little cat, what's the matter?" Zhong Yuxiu looked at Qin Xiaomao who was scratching the wall, and asked strangely.
"It's nothing... let's take a shower." Qin Xiaomao sadly ran back to the dormitory to get his pajamas.
The food battle obviously went smoothly at the beginning, but in the end it became the same as before, with constant quarrels and quarrels, couldn't he let Zhong Yuxiu go back?Sigh... It's all Zhong Yuxiu's fault, who asked him to be a dedicated cook, otherwise why would he be angry?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
But the next battle will be successful!Qin Bi patted his red face, he must succeed.
"Axiu, let's wash together." Gathering up his courage, Qin Bi roared in full spirit with the momentum of going to the field to kill the enemy.
"Oh, let's wash together, why are you roaring so loudly?" Zhong Yuxiu hugged the kitten, carried it into the bathtub, and used the cat to test the water temperature, "How is it, is it suitable?"
"My clothes are wet." A certain kitten still in pajamas was speechless.
"It doesn't matter, I have to wash it anyway." He stripped the cat naked, threw the clothes into the washing machine, then stripped himself naked, and jumped into the bathtub, "Huh, it's very comfortable, it's better to be at home."
Holding Kitten Qin from behind with both hands, and resting her chin on the kitten's shoulder, Zhong Yuxiu sighed while blowing into the kitten's ear.
"Isn't that home too?" Kitten Qin blushed, revealing her red cat ears and tail.
Zhong Yuxiu played with her wet tail, bit the tip of the cat's ear lightly, and said with a light smile, "It's not like you don't know the situation in my family. The elders are either putting pressure on their faces with a straight face, or they are making trouble behind their backs. There are few heart-to-heart talks among peers, too much intrigue and so on. If they can put their minds on the practice of spells, they would have surpassed me long ago. Do you still need to be jealous?
"In terms of talent, they can't surpass you even if they work hard, let alone you work harder than them." Qin Xiaomao doesn't have any affection for those people, saying that those whose eyes are higher than the top and hands are definitely lower than the eyes will surpass Zhong Yuxiu , he was a million in disbelief.
Zhong Yuxiu is someone that the two fathers, uncles, and friends of the father are very optimistic about. Can those people, hmph.
"You're right, it's still the cat that treats me well." Rubbing the cat's face lightly with his own face, the murmured voice seemed a little drunk.
"Help you wash your hair." Qin Xiaomao was recalling his plan of sharing a bath in his heart at the moment, um, he couldn't remember clearly.
"Okay." He lowered his head, closed his eyes, and felt the kitten's paw rubbing and rubbing on his head. The strength was just right, neither light nor heavy, very comfortable.
"If you don't want to go back, don't go back. Father and the others have already asked you to go home with me for the New Year." Qin Xiaomao complained.
Rinse off the foam on the head, wipe the water on the face: "My parents have traveled abroad, and I have no reason to go back."
"Then come back to me." Qin Xiaomao said happily.
"Yeah." Smiling, she grabbed the cat's head, carefully washed his hair, rubbed his ears, and was careful not to get foam into the cat's ears.
Perhaps it would be easier for Kitten Qin to retract its ears to wash, but Zhong Yuxiu likes this. The cat's ears are very beautiful and comfortable to pinch, so he didn't remind the cat.
"The tail is wrapped around my waist, don't shake it around." Zhong Yuxiu stepped back a little bit in embarrassment as the cat's tail dangled back and forth, ordering.
"Oh." Chang's cat's tail dexterously wrapped around Zhong Yuxiu's waist, nestled in his arms, and the cat wanted to sleep comfortably.
So the cat really fell asleep, became a cat and slept.
"Stupid cat..." Zhong Yuxiu picked up the cat from the bath water, stared at the sleeping cat, and helped the cat to bathe in a very speechless manner, then finished the bath hastily by herself, and hugged the wet cat to blow its hair.
The temperature of the hair dryer was adjusted just right, and the cat slept comfortably in the warm air, with the red color sticking to its body.After the cat's fur dries, it becomes fluffy, and the whole body becomes bigger, covering the face. It is very cute. The little wings flap one after another with the breath, and the tail shakes from time to time. Zhong Yuxiu looked at the anger in her heart. , couldn't help poking the cat's ear.The cat waved its paws, turned over, revealing its belly with short fluff, and continued to sleep.
Zhong Yuxiu sighed, resigned to her fate and went to sleep with the cat in her arms.
When the cat opened its eyes, it was already the next day.
Frustrated and locked in a ball under the blanket, Kitten Qin tapped on the keyboard with his cat's paws.
Flying Cat:
Woohoo, failed, failed.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
How did it fail?
Flying Cat:
Food battle failed!
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
...Isn't it normal that you cook for him every day?This is also a battle.
Flying Cat:
color.The lure also failed TAT.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
ha?You color.seduced?Are you kidding me?
Flying Cat:
/ Embarrassed, we took a shower together yesterday.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
speechless...
Flying Cat:
Then I forgot... fell asleep... woke up and now...
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
...Stupid cat...
Flying Cat:
/ Lie on the ground, I'd better give up.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
What? !No!
Flying Cat:
What are you excited about?
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
/Wangtian, um, you have to persevere, why are you so unpersevering, you will give up on him once you fail?
Flying Cat:
/Roar, this is not the first time it has failed!And who said he was going to give up on him!
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
You said give up...
Flying Cat:
/ Kuanghan, I'm talking about giving up sex.Lure to fight, think about other things.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
Actually color.It's good to lure, don't fall asleep next time.
Flying Cat:
I still don't want it, I'll think about it again.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
Think about it again, I think it's still sex.Lure is the best, try again.
Flying Cat:
Hmm, I'll think about it, let's make breakfast first.
Claw pressed the off button, jumped out of the bed, jumped twice on the floor, turned back into a human body, put on his clothes, and walked out of the bedroom.
"Breakfast has already been bought, and it looks like you slept so soundly." Zhong Yuxiu closed the notebook and took the computer back to the study, "I'm tired from the journey, so it's okay to sleep a little longer."
"Oh." It's rare to be an uncle, Qin Xiaomao nestled on the sofa, "warm it up and bring it here."
"Yes, my kitten." Zhong Yuxiu agreed exaggeratedly.
Qin Bigang wanted to nod, but suddenly a flash of light flashed in his head, and he remembered his "plan", and hurriedly rushed over with a smile on his face: "Let me do it!"
You must be gentle and gentle to him, and you must not be angry this time, and treat him well.
"Do you not trust me? Even though you don't know how to cook, you can still cook hot rice." Zhong Yuxiu pretended to be unhappy and said.
"Really? But last time when you heated the rice, you burned through the pot." Qin Bi answered truthfully.
"That was an accident!" Zhong Yuxiu blushed, I didn't pay attention in the study.
"Also last time, I told you to heat the meat in oil, but what you put in was pepper oil, so you couldn't eat it at all." Qin Bi recalled very seriously.
"Who made the pepper oil closer to the stove?" Zhong Yuxiu looked at the ceiling.
"Another time, I asked you to warm up the unfinished egg in the morning, but you put it in the microwave and fried it." Qin Bi said with his hands on his hips.
"I think a microwave is more convenient..." Zhong Yuxiu turned around, "You should come, I'll wait for you in the living room."
"Too bad..." Qin Bi skillfully put the things in the steamer, thought for a long time, felt something was wrong, and finally screamed with his head in his arms.
I'm very used to it, so I complained, isn't he a gentle plan, it's a bad start.
"Forget it, let's fix it next."
Qin Bi clenched his fists.
After the steamed stuffed bun and soy milk were ready, Qin Bi held the breakfast and prepared a smile for a while, thinking that it was pretty good, before going out.
"Axiu, have you had breakfast yet?" Smile, smile.
"I ate it when I bought it." Zhong Yuxiu sent a text message while looking at Qin Kitten's incomparably bright smiling face, "What's wrong, you're smiling like a fool."
The smile collapsed...
"Who is stupid! You are stupid! Your whole family is stupid!" Qin Xiaomao swallowed the bun and started to go crazy.
"My whole family includes you, so you are also stupid." Zhong Yuxiu raised her eyebrows and smiled.
"You..." Qin Xiaomao was taken aback for a moment, yes, isn't this scolding himself?He bowed his head and drank soy milk, no, he had to find a way to get back.
... Cough, no, you have to be gentle, you have to let him, let him discover his goodness.
Puckering his mouth, Qin Xiaomao swallowed the soy milk or his anger at Zhong Yuxiu in one gulp.
"Why do you look aggrieved." Putting down the phone, he came over and stroked Qin Kitten's black hair, "Why is your cat so small? It's rare that I have taken a fancy to your hair, and the scarf must not be possible." , even if you shave it off, you can only make two gloves."
Qin kitten gnawed on the buns, I gnawed, I gnawed, I gnawed desperately, patience, this is combat!
"Especially the soft hair on the stomach, it must be very comfortable to make gloves, pfft, it's just that if you shave the cat, it will turn into a worm." Seeing that the cat didn't speak, Zhong Yuxiu continued to tease her.
You are a meat worm, and your whole family is a meat worm, no, you can't scold his whole family, or you will scold me too.
Qin Xiaomao continued to endure while cursing.
"But it doesn't count as a meat worm if it has wings, right? Or is it a mutated meat worm?"
On the verge of collapse...continue to be patient, I want to be gentle, absolutely can't scold him, can't, can't...
"Speaking of wings, those feathers are also quite beautiful. Let's grow up quickly. When the wings grow, it's time to collect feathers and make me a fan."
"Fuck! You're never finished!" Qin Xiaomao slapped the table and shouted loudly.
"It's finally back to normal." Zhong Yuxiu said while patting her chest.
"Huh?" Mao Mao was confused.
"Seeing that something is wrong with you, I thought you were in a bad mood. Now that you're back to your original state, I'm relieved." Nibbling on Kitten Qin's soft face, "What's wrong with you?" Just tell me, don't hold it in your heart alone."
Qin Xiaomao blinked, crying in his heart, nothing wrong with me, I just want to treat you better and don't want to quarrel with you.
However, she was very happy about Zhong Yuxiu's concern for Mao Mao. Although this measure was still very bad, Mao Mao still generously expressed her forgiveness.
After breakfast, after tidying up the dishes, Kitten Qin climbed back to bed in a daze in frustration.
Well, he was very happy to care about him, but in this way, wouldn't the battle make no progress at all.
Turning on the laptop, the guy Maohuo is indeed on it, and the status is actually lazy [codeword in progress].
In the code word, do you want to bother, yes, or not.
When Qin Xiaomao was hesitating, the news of Maohuo jumped over first.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
This chapter is finished and is being revised, so I can read it right away.
Flying Cat:
Oh……
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
Why such a cold look, TAT is sad, I'll let it go.
Flying Cat:
you dare!Go write!
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
Oh alive, I knew it.
Flying Cat:
ㄒoㄒ Bad guy, you and he are both bad guys.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
what happened again?Could it be that the battle has failed?
Flying Cat:
Hmm... Woohoo, I planned not to quarrel with him today, but I still quarreled.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
Uh……
(No wonder something is wrong with a certain cat today, so it is like this, someone thought to himself.)
Flying Cat:
...(>_<)...Why is it so difficult!
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
Still color.lure it.
Flying Cat:
/Crying loudly, I'm afraid I'll fall asleep again.
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
/Speechless, why would someone be obsessed.Fall asleep while tempted?
Flying Cat:
/ Wronged, color.Isn't the lure just when you take a bath and sleep?It's easy to fall asleep...
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
...That's not the reason... Don't you feel anxious and excited?
Flying Cat:
can you?
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
……
Qin Bi scratched his head. Since he was a child, he was used to bathing and sleeping together. Why should he be anxious?
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
Suddenly I feel that your family is very poor OTZ.
Flying Cat:
No way... Maybe it's because I'm used to it...
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
……
(Is this a side effect of too much flirting? Someone is reviewing.)
Flying Cat:
Then I want to color.lure?
Cat Meat Hot Pot:
want!must!
Flying Cat:
...Let me think about it again, you update first, I'm still waiting to see.
Qin Bi patted his face, and suddenly felt that his face was very hot, so let's drink some water first.
When he went out, he happened to meet Zhong Yuxiu who had just come out of the study.
"There's no water, I'll call the water delivery man to bring a bucket." After shaking the water dispenser, Zhong Yuxiu turned and walked towards the telephone in the study.
It's definitely cheaper to use a landline than a cell phone.
"Go ahead, I'll wait in the living room."
Tired and huddled on the sofa, looking at Zhong Yuxiu's cell phone thrown beside him, Qin Bi picked it up casually, unlocked the keypad and played games.
"I don't know if Maohuo is offline." When he saw QQ, Qin Bi thought about it and pressed it in, but he accidentally pressed the wrong one and logged in directly.
The QQ on Zhong Yuxiu's mobile phone is set to remember the password to automatically log in, and the progress bar bounces back and forth a few times before it goes online.
Qin Bi quickly turned it off for him, but the moment he saw the screen, his eyes turned red, he threw the phone away, and rushed back to the dormitory.When Zhong Yuxiu came out with her breakfast, she only heard a loud "boom", and she didn't even see a cat.
"What's the matter? Come out to eat." Putting down his breakfast, Zhong Yuxiu knocked on the door slowly. After knocking for a long time, no one answered. He felt a little strange. When he listened carefully, there was actually a sobbing sound inside, which shocked him a lot. Jump, "Maomao, what's the matter, what happened?"
"Zhong Yuxiu! I'll never see you again!" Kitten Qin in the room seemed to be crying for real, with a hoarse voice, "If you hate me, just tell me, why did you lie to me, and why did you lie to me so much?" Long!"
"Hey, hey! When did I lie to you?" Zhong Yuxiu was also anxious, what was the cat talking about.
"You know it yourself! You are very happy laughing in front of the computer screen, right?" The cat's voice was intermittent, a little out of breath.
Zhong Yuxiu was startled, and glanced in the living room, only to find that her mobile phone had been thrown on the ground, and quickly picked it up, and the QQ was actually logged in.
I suddenly understood, probably the cat accidentally clicked into QQ while playing a game.While complaining about being so careless, she explained to the cat and asked him to open the door, but the cat refused to open it, and the anxious Zhong Yuxiu finally kicked the door open.
There was no sign of Qin Bi in the room, only a bulged corner of the quilt.
Sighing, Zhong Yuxiu lifted the quilt to catch the cat, but the cat crawled around under the quilt, but couldn't catch it. In a fit of anger, she lifted the quilt directly, and when the cat was about to escape, she grabbed the cat by the back of the neck He raised it: "Can you listen to me explain it!"
"Explain what? What else is there to explain!" Qin Xiaomao bit Zhong Yuxiu's arm in grief and anger, biting out two small blood holes.
"If I really hated you, would I still live with you for so long? After so many years since I was a child, I can't tell if I hate you? Stupid cat!" Zhong Yuxiu patted the cat on the head to make him let go, ouch Hey, this cat has really sharp teeth.
"Then why did you lie to me?" the cat complained sadly with tears in his mouth.
"Revenge! Revenge!" Zhong Yuxiu sat down on the bed, hugged the cat's forearm and shook it vigorously, making the cat dizzy.
"Revenge for what? How did I offend you, meow!" Qin Xiaomao screamed.
"I've been chasing you for nearly ten years, but you actually told me on the Internet that you still don't know my feelings, are you trying to piss me off!" Zhong Yuxiu was also angry, and shouted while pulling her cat ears.
Qin Xiaomao was dumbfounded: "Is there?"
"When I first entered junior high school, I said I wanted to marry you, right?" Zhong Yuxiu said angrily.
"Huh? Are you talking about the time I asked who would be the princess if you were a prince?" Qin Xiaomao thought for a while, "Didn't you want to play opposite me because of my good acting skills?"
"Do I mean that?" Zhong Yuxiu was speechless, "Then I said in high school that we must always be together."
"That's why I was admitted to the same school as you." Qin Xiaomao wagged his tail.
Gritting your teeth, you stupid cat.
"During the four years of living together, I said that I love you almost every day, and I want to marry you, right?"
"Didn't you want to find someone who can cook?" Qin Xiaomao finally felt a little guilty. It seemed that those words were really a bit like a confession, but he didn't think about it that way.
"You stupid cat!" Zhong Yuxiu pasted a talisman on the cat's forehead, Qin Xiaomao groaned and changed back to human form.
"Where did you get so many talisman papers? I haven't seen you put them anywhere." Qin Xiaomao complained while resting his head on Zhong Yuxiu's arms.
"I'll talk about this later, now that you understand? Should I say something?" Zhong Yuxiu pinched Qin Xiaomao's chin and said angrily.
"Ah... um..." Qin Xiaomao looked at the sky.
"Don't play stupid!"
"Well, don't you know everything..." Wronged, wronged, he really didn't know that Zhong Yuxiu confessed his love in junior high school.
Of course, he didn't know that the two had made a baby kiss when they were babies, and he didn't know why Zhong Yuxiu called his father his father.
Well, he thought it was his two fathers who had taken in his godson, but he didn't expect that it was not a godson but a half-son, a stupid cat.
"Ah! Then you're just trying to persuade me to sex. Temptation! You have bad intentions!" Qin Xiaomao suddenly flew into a rage, jumped up from the boat and kicked Zhong Yuxiu over, "I won't cook for you at noon today, you can solve it yourself go!"
Slam the door and leave.
Zhong Yuxiu was left speechless.
You color.Isn't the purpose of the temptation just to make me ill-intentioned...
Cough cough, regardless of whether Zhong Yuxiu has eaten the lunch made by the cat, or whether the cat will be full-time reminders from now on, and after the two of them connect with each other... Life is still going on as usual, except for the occasional bad things that happen to children, everything remains the same, nothing Change ah no change.
It seems that nothing has changed and it should be ╮(╯-╰)╭.
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