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When pandas were not called Dumb or Pan De, but were just called pandas, and they could not change their shape, what they did every day was practice, eating bamboo, going to the toilet, doing hygiene, sleeping, and living an unusually regular life.

A long time ago, the life of a panda was not so monotonous.At that time, Brother Panda was still there, and besides his practice, he would also take the panda to play around every day. Because Brother Panda’s cultivation was very high, he was not afraid of being bullied, even if the two of them did not belong to any clan or tribe.

Even in the spirit world, pandas are still a small race.

But the big brother panda left one day, because he cultivated a demon, while the little panda brother cultivated an immortal. The panda brother was afraid that his breath would interfere with the panda brother's practice, and he still had to go to the demon world to practice before he could go further. So Panda Brother entrusted Panda Brother to Grandpa Zhuzi, and reluctantly left.

The last impression that Panda Brother had of his elder brother was that he had turned into a human form, stroking his big furry head, and told himself to be careful in the future, never to get close to the territory of the big monster, and to go to Grandpa Zhu and the surrounding kindness if he had anything to do. The monster neighbor to help.

The panda brothers agreed one by one, and happily sent the panda brother away, then sat on the yellow grass for a day in a daze, then lay down on the ground and cried hard, until the crying voice was hoarse, and then leaned on the The wall was in a daze, and then I didn't know when I fell asleep.

When he woke up, Grandpa Zhu was standing in front of his bamboo bed leaning on a cane, frowning tightly.

"I'm sorry, Grandpa Bamboo, I won't do it anymore." Panda was a good boy until he made Grandpa Zhu worry, so he immediately apologized.

Hearing his hoarse voice, Grandpa Zhuzi felt very uncomfortable. He stretched out his hand to grab the panda's furry head, put the crutches aside, and rubbed his head vigorously with his free hand: "Cry, cry, this It’ll feel better when you let it out.”

Although he also felt that Big Brother Panda did the right thing, growing up would be painful after all, and he had watched Little Panda grow up, so of course his heart ached when he cried like this, and he couldn't help but blame Big Brother Panda.

Of these two children, one is too shrewd and the other is cute, so Big Brother Panda and Grandpa Zhuzi, as well as the monster neighbors around, call Panda "fool" and "dumb", which can be regarded as an expression of intimacy.

"When can I see Big Brother again?" The white down on the panda's face blocked the red and swollen eye sockets, but the muffled voice betrayed his feelings.

"Cultivate well, and when you can transform, you can go to your brother." Grandpa Zhuzi pinched the panda's ear and said comfortingly.

"I must work hard to cultivate." The panda held its paw.

"That's good." Grandpa Zhu patted the panda's shoulder and said happily.

This kid Huigen is a good person, and he is a good person. It makes sense after talking about it. What a cute kid. It doesn't look like he was born from the same parents as Big Brother Panda.

Since then, the panda has started to practice very hard, and his daily life is extremely monotonous.When Grandpa Bamboo was in the lower realm, he would force the pandas to play, but Grandpa Zhu was usually in the upper realm, so no one often took the pandas out.

Although the neighbors around are very kind to pandas, they are not too nosy. Occasionally send something to pandas and give them a few words of advice, but that's fine.

The panda thought that before he transformed into a human body, he would live like this, but life is full of dog blood everywhere, if it is just like this, there is nothing to write about for a certain pig.

So, one day the panda had a whim and climbed a few more steps, and was accidentally seen by a big monster.

This big monster is actually from the bear clan. He had heard that the panda clan was rare, and he was a little displeased. After all, he was also a bear. The difference in status made him very unhappy.So when he saw this dull panda for the first time, he had some bad thoughts in his heart. Wouldn't it be very face-saving to keep this legendary and extremely precious panda as a pet?What's more, this panda doesn't seem to have a high level of cultivation, but he can transform himself, so he doesn't dare to disobey him, right?

So after the big monster frightenedly asked the panda to go with him, he thought that this little monster with low cultivation would follow behind him with a face full of fear and sincerity. Practicing with the big monster means higher-end cultivation formulas and more attractive magic weapons, which is simply too attractive.

Then, the dull panda just stared at him blankly, then twisted his fat buttocks, turned and left.

Well, it's not that the panda is not polite, it's just that he accidentally crawled over his head and exercised so much that he was hungry. Now the panda is so hungry that he doesn't want to talk, and just wants to go home and eat bamboo.

But in the eyes of the big monster, it was simply provocation. When he was angry, it was like pulling up the panda's fat body and leaving. Unfortunately, in order to protect the safety of the panda, Grandpa Zhu set up a stronghold in the bamboo forest near the panda. With a powerful barrier, the panda's buttocks twisted and it entered the barrier directly. Even a big monster can't compare with Grandpa Zhuzi who has been a fairy for many years, can he?So the big monster was bounced away by the barrier.

The panda broke off a bamboo shoot, and when he thought about eating cold bamboo shoots today, he felt a violent tremor in the barrier, and then looked up at the sky, only to see a black spot flying into the sky in the distance, feeling quite helpless, who could not The long-eyed monster ran into the barrier by mistake, what a crime. However, Grandpa Zhu’s barrier will not be activated unless he is malicious to himself. Could it be that the person who was ejected just now wanted to bully him? the bad guy?

While washing the bamboo shoots, the panda was thinking, and gradually he didn't know where his mind had gone.

As for the big monster who told the panda to go with him, to be honest, the panda didn't understand it, because at that time he was dizzy from hunger, and only food was left in his mind, and he couldn't hold anything else.

Again, the Pandas definitely didn't mean to be hostile, really.

It is said that after the big monster was bounced away by the enchantment, I felt so aggrieved, no matter how I thought about it, I became angry, and I became more determined to catch a certain panda back and ravage it.He had a bad idea, but helplessly, the panda was too... In modern human language, it was too nerdy, and it was almost impossible to get out of the barrier, and he couldn't do the barrier, and he couldn't keep his face.

One must know that in this place with a radius of more than [-] li, he can be regarded as the number one big monster. It is so unreasonable to be embarrassed by a little monster who has no relatives like this.What made him even more depressed was that the panda seemed to be very popular. After knowing that he had a crush on the panda, many people interceded for the panda, which made him even more annoyed.

It's also a bear, but the panda's coat color is special, why is there such a big difference in treatment, every time he thinks of this, he gets angry and wants to catch the panda immediately.

During this period of time, Panda’s life is no different from usual. As the person involved, he doesn’t know at all that he has offended a certain big monster. In order to cook, I used to eat bamboo and bamboo shoots raw, but now I have experimented with rice in bamboo tubes, stir-fried bamboo leaves, stewed bamboo rats with bamboo shoots, braised bamboo tubes, etc. I think I can cook for my brother after the transformation, and I will definitely get Panda's mood is very, very good after his brother's praise.

But the joy turned into sorrow. On a certain day, the panda had a sudden whim and wanted to make a platter, but it seemed too monotonous to always use bamboo as a material. While wandering around, he found something very good, that’s right, it’s cauliflower, which is delicious. , healthy, anti-aging, anti-cancer, and there are many colors and looks good, so the panda decided to eat cauliflower platter tonight.

He searched for beautiful and relatively tender cauliflower all the way along the path, and put it in his storage space. Before he knew it, he had already left the enchantment, and when he wanted to go back, he had already sent someone to watch it all day long. His big monster appeared before him.

After the panda stared blankly at the big monster for a while, the big monster, whose nerves were about to collapse, once again asked the panda to be his pet and go with him in order to show his demeanor.

This time the panda heard clearly and got angry.I think the population of their panda family is a little thinner, but they can be regarded as a very promising family. How can they be treated as pets?He still wants to transform into a cultivator to find his brother.

So the panda took out the bamboo pole and was about to resist.

An interlude, because the panda has not yet cultivated into a human form, so what he uses is not a bamboo sword, but a long bamboo pole with no bamboo leaves on it, because he unconsciously gnawed it off and swallowed it, looking at the sky.

Sometimes, resisting is more interesting than surrendering directly. Seeing the panda resisting, the big monster was so excited that he felt as if he had been spattered with chicken blood.

Although he brought it on himself, Panda did nothing.

And Panda found out tragically at this moment that he came to look for ingredients for dinner, that is to say, he hadn't eaten dinner yet, that is to say, he was hungry!

What can a starving martial arts master do?The whole body was so limp that he couldn't even use his strength. The panda ran with tears in his hands holding the bamboo pole. If he had known that he would not have gnawed the bamboo leaves so clean, it would be good to satisfy his hunger now.

So the panda, who was so hungry and weak at 45 degrees, looked up at the sky with a bright and sad expression, and greeted the fat beating of the big monster, but as soon as the shadow enveloped him, he was kicked out by something.

"The kid's younger brother? No way? Why is there such a difference?"

A certain colorful man scratched his hair, talking to himself in confusion.

So, the two met like this.

It turns out that even though Big Brother Panda is in the Demon Realm, his heart is still with his younger brother. When he learned that there were monsters making trouble for his younger brother, he "begged" his boss who was wandering around to help him. Who knew that the boss thought the same about the panda at first. , I got used to watching the shrewd brother, and then the dumb brother was very interesting, then I fell in love with the panda's craft, and finally fell in love with the teasing super thin-skinned panda, and then fell in love with this cute giant panda. After transforming, the relationship between the two became even better. In the end, they simply settled in the spirit world, and they didn't even bother to go back to the demon world.

Then, a certain colorful man knew that a certain panda was giving up the rare opportunity to become a fairy because of him. Under the touch and guilt, a certain colorful man made a decision that he thought was very correct, that is, pretending to be a heartless man, cough, The heartbroken owner left a certain panda, and secretly protected the panda. When the panda passed away, he also followed him.

These are all later stories.

And when we met for the first time, the bright and sad one was actually a certain panda who was dizzy from hunger. My first impression when I saw the colorful man was, wow, what a big cauliflower, I don’t know how many meals I can eat ?

Then a certain panda, who was greedy for food, ran away following a super huge cauliflower in a trance...

Look at the sky, the truth is often unacceptable, look at the sky with your hands open ╮(╯▽╰)╭