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The elder sister's face froze, and then she approached Shang Fang very smartly. While everyone was looking at the officers and soldiers approaching from a distance, the elder sister pulled Shang Fang's sleeve and whispered: "Young master, please help us. , Lie Er and I cannot be taken away by the officers and soldiers, I will explain everything to you later."

Shang Fang's expression was very good, he didn't even reveal a hint of surprise, and asked in a low voice, "Xin'er, are you...willing to believe me?"

I hastily grabbed the words, and leaned into Shang Fang's ear and whispered: "I absolutely trust you, sir."

My sister raised her hand and hit me hard on the head. I understand what that means. When adults talk, children don't interrupt!

Seeing the elder sister nodding, she said: "From now on, Lie Er and I are willing to trust Young Master, Young Master will not leave me and Lie Er alone!"

What my sister said was so cheeky, I stuck my tongue out at her.

At this time, the officers and soldiers had already walked into the inn, looking at the snake corpses all over the floor, and the almost destroyed inn, an officer and a special officer said in a tone: "What happened here? Why are there so many disgusting dead snakes?" ?” As he spoke, he pushed the dead snake away with his feet.

I was upset, and retorted: "It's not disgusting, they died innocently, you should apologize to Honghei for what you just said."

My sister froze in horror, wishing she could sew my mouth shut with a needle, but Shang Fang pressed my head on his shoulder in time, telling me to shut up obediently.

But the officer still noticed us. In fact, it is impossible not to notice, because only a few of us are going to leave the inn, and the eldest son is breaking down poison pills for everyone.

The officers and soldiers looked at us suspiciously, pointed at Shang Fang indiscriminately and said, "Hmph, I see that you are the creators of this disaster, take them all away."

When Chen Feng heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly explained: "Officer, you misunderstood, it's not us."

"Stop talking nonsense. Have you ever heard of someone who would admit to himself when he did something wrong? Let's go to the court and talk about it." The officers and soldiers didn't listen to Chen Feng's explanation at all, and wanted to detain him when they came up.

At this time, a pill hit the officer's forehead, and the officer screamed in pain, cursing: "Whoever dares to beat the court, I don't want to live!"

The eldest son came out from the crowd and looked coldly at the screaming officer. The officer noticed the eldest son and said angrily, "Is that you, boy, you must be impatient."

The barefoot quack next to him rushed to the rescue, and said to those who still hadn't received the antidote: "Just now your benefactor threw the last antidote pill on that person."

This sentence successfully aroused the madness of the crowd. Half of the people who did not grab the antidote rushed towards the officer and soldier like hungry wolves - the last antidote pill that fell at their feet.

The few officers and soldiers were tripped and trampled under the feet of the crowd until their bodies were brightly colored. They screamed again and again, and the barefoot quacks held their bellies and laughed loudly.

Shang Fang put me down, but still let me grab his clothes, Shang Fang naturally put his hands on my back, let me lean on him, then Shang Fang looked at the barefoot quack Xu Boyu who was smiling very much, and treated the eldest son very normally Said: "Heng Xu, throw this quack doctor out of the window for me."

Xu Boyu, who was called a quack doctor by Shang Fang, immediately stopped laughing, took two steps back to guard against the eldest son, and said to Shang Fang, "Hey, third young master, you are going too far."

Eldest Young Master's ten fingers creaked, and he said, "Dance by yourself, let me help you?"

Xu Boyu was speechless now, and politely said to the Eldest Young Master, "Eldest Young Master, you can't listen to Third Young Master like that, don't forget, you are the older brother... ah..." Xu Boyu was slapped by the Eldest Young Master before he finished speaking. Hit and fly out the window.

Chen Feng was puzzled and said: "Young master, Mr. Xu taught those officers and soldiers a lesson for us, why did you drive him away?" I was also puzzled.

My sister glanced at the officials who had been trampled into pigs' heads, and said coldly, "It doesn't matter whether that quack doctor is doing you a disservice or deliberately causing trouble, but the trouble he caused himself made us wipe his ass and throw that quack doctor out of the window." It's cheap for him."

Chenfeng and I suddenly realized at the same time, that's how it is!

There were still a few people who didn't get the antidote pills. In the end, the Eldest Young Master took out another bottle of pills and gave them all to those people, but I didn't see how grateful they were to Shang Fang and the Eldest Young Master.

The officers and soldiers with the pig's head finally showed their power, angrily denounced us as a group of mobs, and even arrested a person who had just detoxified the snake and asked, "Tell me, what happened in the inn? Who made these snakes scare people?"

The man was a little frightened, pointed at me tremblingly, looked at me with wide eyes, and said, "It's him, that kid. I saw it with my own eyes, and I heard him talking to snakes, and even manipulated the snakes to kill two people." , that kid is a monster! Woohoo, he's a monster!"

At this time, some other people also became excited, and they testified against me along with the person who reported, "That kid is a monster, he is the one who called the snakes to surround the inn, he will manipulate the snakes to hurt people, burn him, sir , must burn that monster!"

I stared blankly at all the people who accused me, I was a little dumbfounded, why did I become a monster right away?

The more people talked, the more excited they were. The grievance and fear of being trapped in the inn by the snakes all broke out at this moment, but they directed all their anger at me, and seemed to be planning to use the advantage of the crowd to surround us.

Elder sister watched coldly, and there was a trace of indifference and murder in her eyes. The eldest son and the others also despised the group of people who thanked them a thousand times ago.

Shang Fang also lost the elegant smile just now, and instead looked at the group of people with a somewhat expressionless face, making it impossible to guess what he was thinking.

Chen Feng said angrily: "You people, don't you feel shameless to call a child a monster? If it weren't for him, you would have been swallowed by snakes long ago, and now..."

Yun Rui stretched out his hand to stop Chen Feng from continuing, saying: "It's useless, they won't listen to it."

The pig-headed officers and soldiers were uncomfortable with the noise around them, so they shouted impatiently: "Enough is enough, don't make noise."

The inn suddenly became quiet, but those people looked at me with resentment in their eyes. The pig-headed officer stood there and asked, "You say that kid is the one who controls the snakes?"

"Yes, sir, we saw with our own eyes that he brutally murdered two people, and he still has a snake hidden on his body." The testimony of all the people was unanimous.

The pig-headed officer snorted coldly, looked at me arrogantly, and said: "You are so cruel at such a young age, killing two people in a row, and causing such a commotion, little monster manipulating snakes, since everyone says you It's a murderer, take the snake off your body, and come with us."

Those people were all wary of me, as if I would really let a snake bite them. The pig-headed officers and soldiers finally took a step forward, and walked in front of Shang Fang angrily, looking at me who was holding on to Shang Fang's clothes. Want to catch me?

It seems that Yun Rui and his sister don't intend to be polite to the pig-headed officers and soldiers anymore, and they are all 'gearing up and ready to go'. Unfortunately, the pig-headed officers and soldiers didn't realize the crisis at all, and they still stood in front of Shang Fang with a hideous face, and said to me: "Little brat , kill for life, whether you are a child or an adult, you all have to go back to the Yamen for interrogation." But his eyes looked at Shang Fang intentionally or unintentionally, as if he was waiting for Shang Fang to give him something.

I grabbed Shangfang's clothes, stuck out my tongue at the pig-headed officers and soldiers to make faces, so I didn't want to go with him, and I didn't kill anyone. Those two snake drivers abused the snakes and were retaliated by the snakes. That was their retribution. Why did they push? to my head?

I have Shang Fang as my backer, so I am not afraid of anything.

Shang Fang suddenly stretched out his big hand and hugged me again. I wrapped my hands around Shang Fang's neck, leaned my head on Shang Fang's shoulder, sniffed the smell of herbs, and suddenly wanted to take a bite.

I only heard Shang Fang say to the pig-headed officers and soldiers: "Did you encounter a spider a while ago?"

The pig-headed officers and soldiers were about to have a fit, when they were suddenly asked by Shang Fang, they couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and said in surprise, "You... how do you know?"

"It should be a poisonous spider that bit you." Shang Fang seemed to be observing the pig-headed officers and soldiers seriously.

The pig-headed officers and soldiers became respectful, and said: "Mr. Gaoming, the day I was bitten by a poisonous spider, I felt dizzy, vomited, and felt weak, but I immediately asked the doctor to see a doctor. After the doctor gave me a prescription, I It’s all over, how did you see it, sir?”

"Your Yintang is faintly darkened, your complexion is not right, and your skin color is also showing an unnatural whiteness. It should be a symptom of the residual poison of the spider. These are not obvious now. Wait for two or three days, and the residual poison will be gone. Penetrate into your heart, then the gods will not be able to save you." Shang Fang told the other party carefully.

When the pig-headed officers and soldiers heard this, they panicked a little. The official airs just now were gone, and they begged for help with a mournful face: "Sir, sir, help me, please help the villain."

Shang Fang frowned in a mysterious way, and troubled: "It's not that I don't want to save you, but just now to save those who were bitten by snakes, I have already distributed all the elixirs to them. My god, it's more serious than them, if the whole bottle of pills just now is still there, I can still save you, now..."

"Sir, please save me. Whatever you want, as long as the villain can do it, I will do my best. I just ask you to save the villain's life." The pig-headed officers and soldiers were so frightened that they burst into tears. Shang Fang knelt down and kowtowed to Shang Fang.

Shangfang Ruya smiled and said: "Get up first, I am a doctor, and it is my duty to save lives and heal the wounded, so of course I will not leave you alone."

The pig-headed officers and soldiers were so grateful that they almost confessed Shang Fang as their ancestor. Now if Shang Fang told him to go east, he would never go west.

Shang Fang stretched out his hand to straighten my hair, and then said slowly: "Actually, there is no other way. Although those elixirs are taken by people, they will melt into the blood and stay in the human body for a period of time. Although the properties of those blood medicines are not as strong as elixirs. , but if the amount is enough, it can also clear away your residual poison."

The eyes of the pig-headed officers and soldiers were shining, and they thanked Shang Fang a thousand times, but those who just accused me of being a monster turned pale with fright, and almost all of them wanted to run away in panic. Order to arrest all those people without missing a beat.

Shang Fang added in a 'kindly' way: "By the way, people can't be killed, they have to be alive, and the blood can take effect. You can take about half a small bowl on each person, and this blood medicine is indispensable. No, let me tell you about the method, everyone peels off the nail of the index finger of their right hand, and takes blood from the tender flesh of the fingernail, and it’s enough to slowly flow enough.”

"Thank you sir for reminding me." The pig-headed officers and soldiers thanked Shang Fang again, and then led his yamen servants to press down a group of people with injured feet and legs to clean up the remaining poison on his body.

Yun Rui felt cold, and muttered: "I feel pain all over my body."

The elder sister glanced at Yun Rui with contempt, and said: "If Lie Er leaves any shadow because of people like them, I won't be as merciful as the young master!"

I couldn't help asking Shang Fang curiously: "Young master, is the residual poison of the spider on the officers and soldiers very strong?"

Shang Fang smiled, and said elegantly: "I lied to him, don't tell it."

My eyes lit up and I nodded excitedly.

Chenfeng looked at the pig-headed officers and soldiers who had gone away, and said with righteous indignation: "These government servants, when everyone was besieged by snakes and asked for help, they only watched from a distance outside the inn, and they came out to put on airs after the incident, and just now People who get bitten by snakes are just as disgusting."

Yun Rui smiled sarcastically, and said, "This is the current court of the Chuqing Kingdom. If the court is like this, how do you expect the people to be simple?"

It was rare for the older sister to look directly at Yun Rui, the corners of her mouth curled up, and she said, "I didn't expect Brother Yun to have such merits besides being lecherous and timid!"

Yun Rui said depressedly: "Miss Xin'er, I would rather not have such a compliment."

At this time, there was a cry of "Gululu--", which was heard by everyone present.

I rubbed my stomach and said, "My lord, I'm hungry, when can we have dinner?"