drunk doctor

As soon as I finished asking, I heard the sound of someone's bones cracking. Looking back, my sister was staring at Xu Boyu, and said, "Quack doctor, get out of here immediately, or do you want me to throw you out?"

Xu Boyu was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Little girl, I didn't offend you, right? Also, girls should be gentle. Be careful that you won't get married in the future..."

It's a pity that Xu Boyu hadn't finished speaking, the elder sister raised her foot and kicked Xu Boyu -- the long bench on which she was sitting, and at the same time said with a dark face, "Who told you to say something you shouldn't say."

Xu Boyu lost his balance, and just as he was about to support the table with his hand, his sister raised the other foot and kicked the table away in parallel, preventing Xu Boyu from touching it at all, and stood up at the same time...

Xu Boyu managed to stabilize his balance, and his sister spun around strangely and dodged behind Xu Boyu.

Xu Boyu was stunned for a moment, raised his hand to intercept the attack coming from behind him, but Xu Boyu was startled: "Wow, Miss Xiner!" The one who attacked him was a dish, and at this moment, the dish was completely exposed to Xu Boyu's eyes. on the clothes.

Xu Boyu's clothes were drenched, and he felt uncomfortable. The elder sister did not confront Xu Boyu head-on, but smiled openly and raised her foot and stomped hard on Xu Boyu's feet. The window, so Xu Boyu who was tripped was kicked out of the second floor of the restaurant by his sister.

Sitting on the chair with Shang Fang, I seem to be able to hear Xu Boyu's exclaimed voice, "Ah—that's so despicable."

Immediately, my sister clapped her hands and said to us calmly: "He is too noisy, it affects my appetite."

Chenfeng's chopsticks fell off, and he stood aside, forgetting to close his mouth. Fortunately, he was not sitting on a chair just now, or he would have moved with the square table that was kicked out by his sister in parallel.

Shang Fang praised slightly: "The skill is good."

The elder sister said modestly: "It's just a trick. Anyone with a light body and quick movements can do it."

After hearing this, I couldn't help but excitedly said: "Sister, can I do it too?"

My sister turned to look at me, and said firmly, "You can't."

Chen Feng set the table, and a group of people had dinner again. I was depressed, Shang Fang put a piece of peeled lobster into my bowl, and said, "Lie Er, eat."

I took the chopsticks and immediately picked up the peeled lobster and put it in my mouth to chew. It was delicious, and then I forgot the depression just now. Shangfang just smiled when he saw me.

I asked Shang Fang, "My lord, you haven't told me what intercourse art is."

"Crack!" With a sound, my sister broke the chopsticks, turned her gaze to me, and said grimly, "Children know what to do, wait until you grow up."

I refused to accept it this time, and retorted: "Why do you have to grow up to know, son, can't you say it now?" If everyone refuses to say it, I will ask Honghei.

Shang Fang Ruya smiled and said: "Yes, if Lie Er wants to know."

I nodded firmly, expressing intense curiosity.

The elder sister frowned slightly, and said in disapproval: "My lord, Lie'er is still a child."

Shang Fang asked back: "Miss Xin'er, aren't you a child?"

My sister's face darkened and she was speechless.

So I knew my sister was defeated again.

Shang Fang picked up another big lobster, picked it up with chopsticks, easily peeled off the shell, and then stuffed it directly into my mouth, then slowly said: "The technique in the room is actually a kind of health preservation technique, and it pays a lot of attention. It is mainly about women’s childcare, conception, related knowledge, skills, and related treatments, etc., and of course improving one’s internal strength.”

"Related aspects?" I don't understand, what are the relevant aspects?

Shang Fang smiled mysteriously, looked down at me slightly and said, "I can't say this for now, you will have a chance to know."

Just as I was about to continue asking, my sister quickly picked up a big lobster and stuffed it into my mouth, blocking my words.I bit all the lobsters into my mouth, only to find that my sister didn't shell them for me.

Shang Fang took out the medicine handkerchief from his sleeve, wiped the juice from the edge of my mouth for me, and continued: "The art of intercourse in medical theory includes more health preservation, which can be roughly divided into three categories; the first is Shuangxiu is loved by many martial arts practitioners. Many martial arts practitioners use it to improve the cultivation of both parties. The second is to treat diseases for others. Some doctors know how to use intercourse to treat some difficult diseases for the other party; the second is to treat diseases for others. The three types are carpe diem, carpe diem is relatively simple to pay attention to the feelings of both parties. Of course, these three types have a major premise..."

"Health?" I asked.

"Yes, it is health preservation, but many people do not have a real understanding and familiarity with intercourse surgery, and there are great misunderstandings. Most people think that intercourse surgery is a technique of avatars, which was abandoned and banned by history, so it has been Gradually lost among the people."

I find it strange that the art of intercourse is so powerful, why should it be discarded and banned?I raised my head and asked, "Young master, do you know how to perform intercourse surgery?"

(The second half of the chapter) —————————

Before I finished asking, the food in Chenfeng's mouth had been sprayed out, as if he had been choked hard, coughing non-stop, I looked at the food on the table and frowned, it was so dirty, this time I can't eat anymore, but my stomach is not full yet.

Shang Fang looked down at me, and instead of answering my question, he asked instead: "Lie Er, how much did you understand what I just said?"

I turned around and replied, "I don't really understand." In fact, what I want to say is that if Shang Fang knows how to do intercourse, he should just teach me.

After my sister answered, she unceremoniously dropped on my head, "Don't ask any more questions!"

Shangfang looked at my sister and me and smiled, but didn’t stop my sister from atrocating me. My sister looks so fierce, and I can’t understand Shangfang’s words, so I can only secretly ask Honghei...

Honghei only told me: intercourse surgery is very fun!

So I took advantage of my sister being disgusted by the food on the table dirty by Chenfeng just now, I sneaked up to Shang Fang and whispered: "My lord, you can teach me that trick in the room, I want to learn."

Shang Fang was taken aback when he heard that, smiled and stretched out his hand, squeezed my face, and said to me in a low voice, "Wait for Lie Er to grow up, next time I will teach you alone."

I nodded, sure enough, Shang Fang is very good, even in the room.

All the dishes on the table were removed, and Shang Fang asked the store to serve a new table of dishes. The big lobster was the most delicious, because Shang Fang would help me peel off the shell, so I was a little full, and I lay in Shang Fang's arms with my belly upright. Here, let him carry him back to sleep.

When we went back, the sky had already darkened. Halfway through, my sister suddenly stopped, looking at the darkness in the distance, Shang Fang stopped, and also looked at the corner of the intersection.

I rubbed my eyes. In a dark corner, there was a pair of green eyes looking at us strangely. I suddenly regained my energy and looked at those eyes without blinking. They were so beautiful.

Chen Feng just collided with those eyes, and screamed with trembling hands in fright: "Ghost... there is a ghost—!"

Chenfeng’s voice hadn’t finished yet, at the dark corner, “Meow——!” a cat meowed, and a big black cat jumped out from the darkness of the corner, stood in front of us and bowed its body, shaking its whole body. He yawned again, and glanced at us contemptuously with those emerald green eyes that were prettier than the emeralds my father used to keep in his study, then turned and left, as if looking for a new place to sleep, Apparently the sound of our footsteps had disturbed it.

I followed the big black cat with my eyes, and I was a little excited. The big black cat's eyes are really beautiful, but it is a pity that it gradually walked away and didn't look at me at all.

Chenfeng breathed a sigh of relief, his legs went limp and he sat down on the ground, sighing: "So it's a cat, really, seeing such green cat's eyes at night is frightening to death."

I glanced at the timid Chenfeng dejectedly. Such beautiful cat eyes are so scary.

Chen Feng got up, but Shang Fang and his sister still didn't move. Their eyes went to the corner of the intersection that they had just passed, as if there was something hidden there.

I wanted to get off Shangfang's body, but Shangfang hugged me tightly instead, preventing me from wriggling around. Seeing my sister and Shangfang's expressions were a little strange, I couldn't help but look towards the dark corner where the big cat was sleeping just now.

At this time, the sleeping red and black suddenly moved, poked its head out from under my clothes, and spitting out its snake letter in the direction of that corner, making a hoarse warning sound of "Hiss—!".

Chen Feng looked around, there was silence, except for the four of us pedestrians, there was no living creature at all, and he finally followed him belatedly, his face turned pale with fright: "Then, what is that..."