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Chen Feng was startled, and said with a sad face: "Young Master, don't say such a horrible thing?"

The elder sister was also a little surprised, looked at Bai Zhu, and asked doubtfully: "Could it be that there are really monsters in this world?"

"You are the monster!" Bai Zhu retorted, rolling her eyes at her sister.

The elder sister sneered and said sarcastically, "Even if this guy is a monster, he seems to be a monster with no brains."

"I told you I'm not a monster, I'm a serious person!" Bai Zhu said angrily, and said loudly to Shang Fang: "Shang Fang Zheyue, if you talk nonsense again, I'll tell Senior Brother Bai Xia to clean you up."

Shang Fang smiled, and said: "Before then, you will be skinned by your Senior Brother Bai Xia."

When Bai Zhu heard this, he immediately changed his face, and begged: "Zhe Yue, please let me go, I swear I will never trouble you again."

Shang Fang ignored Bai Zhu, and said to Chen Feng and his sister: "You guys have something to eat, and it will probably not stop until you reach Luxing County."

My sister nodded, and Chenfeng carefully took the dry food from the carriage, and handed her a meatloaf and a water bottle.

Shang Fang took the food bag from Chen Feng's hand and asked, "What does Lie Er want?"

I glanced at the top of Baizhu's head again, raised my head and said, "Stone."

Shang Fang was taken aback for a moment, then he laughed and said, "Is your stomach full already?"

I nodded, I ate half a cake just now, now I want to look at the stone on the head of the white bamboo.

Bai Zhu saw that I was staring at him—the stone on his head without giving up, and said angrily: "You dare to take my things, you are not afraid of short life."

I looked at Shang Fang and asked, "Is that rock untouchable?" But it was very beautiful, very beautiful.

Shang Fang nodded and said: "Unless the master agrees, others will shorten the life span if they take it down."

"Hmph, I won't show it to a brat." Bai Zhu said disdainfully.

"Reduce lifespan! What kind of attribute is this monster?" My sister asked with a frown after taking a bite of the meatloaf.

"Attribute?" Chen Feng was inexplicable.

"Hey, what kind of monster is he?" The elder sister observed Bai Zhu.

"Is this person really a monster?" Chen Feng also looked at Bai Zhu.

I interjected, "My lord, I think he is human." Because Bai Zhu is not powerful at all.

Honghei said that in the natural world, all things that are not accepted by people are monsters to people, including some special characters who are not accepted, but they are actually people.

When Bai Zhu heard that someone regarded him as a human being, his expression obviously improved a lot, and he said: "Little rascal, you have vision."

Shang Fang handed the bag containing the food to Chen Feng, and continued: "It's okay to say that Bai Zhu is a human being."

The elder sister and Chen Feng looked at Shang Fang at the same time, because Shang Fang just said that Bai Zhu was not human.

Shang Fang slowly explained: "It is said that monsters in the world can be divided into four categories: righteous monsters who know how to repay kindness, chivalrous monsters who are righteous, and evil monsters who specialize in harming people. However, these three monsters are just legends, and no one has ever seen them. .”

"What about the fourth category?" My sister asked.

"Baizhu belongs to the fourth category. He was originally a human being. He can eat and sleep, and he can't escape birth, old age, sickness and death. It's just that although Baizhu and the others are human beings, they seldom deal with people..."

"Then what are they playing with?" I wondered, do they also play with animals like Honghei?

Shang Fang smiled and said mysteriously: "They have been selected as the guides of Huangquan Dao for generations, so in the world, they are called Huangquan Taoists, and they are feared and hated by people."

"Isn't Huangquan a place where ghosts live?" I wondered, my father said before that Huangquan is a place where people turn into ghosts after death.

"That's right, so people like Bai Zhu are not pleasing in the world, and they are called the most ominous people by the world. Anyone who meets a Taoist of Huangquan is like stepping half a foot into the Tao of Huangquan." Shang Fang patiently explained, I listened with gusto.

"My lord, then we won't already..." Chen Feng was frightened all over, and looked at Bai Zhu with some fear.

Bai Zhu proudly said: "That's right, if you don't let me go quickly, you will die."

The elder sister, Monk Fang, completely ignored Bai Zhu. The elder sister said, "So this Bai Zhu is actually a person who knows magic tricks? He belongs to the same kind of people as the previous celestial master Xu Boyu, witch doctor, grass ghost girl, etc. .”

Shang Fang shook his head with a smile, and said, "There is a big difference. Although the people of the Ghost Cup School are extreme in their methods, they mainly treat people with the principle of treating people. The use of Yin-Yang Art also uses Yang to control Yin."

"My lord, I don't understand!" I tried my best to understand Shang Fang's words, but I was still confused.

Shang Fang patted my head and said: "Although Bai Zhu and the others are human beings, they often walk on the Huangquan Road separated from us by yin and yang, dealing with ghosts, so they are the fourth category of demons - human demons!"

I suddenly realized, "It turns out that Bai Zhu is a shemale!"

"Pfft!" The sister poured out all the water from the kettle.

Shangfang and Chenfeng looked at my sister at the same time, and I asked with concern: "Sister, what's wrong with you?"

My sister wiped the corner of her mouth, said with a weird expression, "It's okay."

Bai Zhu didn't care whether we were discussing whether he was a human or a demon, and started to make a fuss, "Zhe Yue, I'm so hungry, I haven't eaten for two days, I want to eat, woo, if Zhe Yue dares to bully me, don't let me After eating, I will tell Senior Brother Bai Xia to kill you..."

Shang Fang didn't care about Bai Zhu's commotion at all, he motioned to Chen Feng and said, "Give Bai Zhu a meat pie."

Chen Feng shook his head, looked at Shang Fang pitifully, took a meat pie with fear on his face, and walked towards Bai Zhu, Bai Zhu stopped making trouble immediately, staring at the meat pie in Chen Feng's hand, drooling.

I followed Chenfeng and ran to Baizhu, but Shangfang didn't stop me, my sister chatted with Shangfang from the side.

Chen Feng closed his eyes, and stretched out his hand from a distance like avoiding snakes and scorpions. Bai Zhu stretched his neck and bit him twice but failed to bite. Finally he asked, "Hey, are you going to give me something to eat?"

"Ah, I...I..." Chen Feng stretched out his hand, his feet trembled, as if he was still afraid of what Shang Fang said just now.

I stood aside, looked at Bai Zhu, then looked at Chen Feng, reached out to take the meatloaf in Chen Feng's hand, and handed it to Bai Zhu, Bai Zhu immediately started to eat unceremoniously, obviously very hungry.

Chen Feng was so frightened that his legs went limp, he hurriedly said: "Lie Er, this person is dangerous..."

The elder sister frowned and called: "Lie'er, come here."

I turned around and asked Shang Fang for help, I really wanted to play with Bai Zhu.

Shang Fang smiled slightly and persuaded his sister: "It's okay, Bai Zhu can't hurt Lie Er."

When Bai Zhu heard this, he bit his mouth and said angrily: "Shang Fang Zheyue, do you think I dare not? Brat, I will bite you to death." As Bai Zhu said, he opened his mouth and bit towards me. There are two canine teeth.

"Wow——! Why is there a snake?" Baizhu opened his mouth halfway, and fell back in fright. I looked down and saw that the red and black had come out of my clothes, and they opened their mouths wide at Baizhu, "Hiss!" warned.

I looked at the white bamboo that had fallen to the ground, and said, "Honghei said, if you dare to sneak attack me, it will bite you."

At this time, Shang Fang said in response to the situation: "Look, Bai Zhu can't hurt Lie Er."

My sister watched speechlessly, even Chen Feng was dumbfounded.

With his hands and feet tied, Bai Zhu sat up from the ground with difficulty, and asked angrily, "Little devil, why did you put the snake on your body?"

I also asked, "Then why did you put the stone on your head?"

"It's not a stone, it's a three-life mirror." After hearing this, Bai Zhu looked down on me.

"What is Sansheng mirror?" I was curious, it was obviously a stone.

"It's human... No, why should I tell you you brat? Go away." Bai Zhu stopped halfway through his speech.

Forget it, I went to ask the young master, I turned around, and Bai Zhu stopped me again: "Hey, wait."

I turned around, Bai Zhu is willing to tell me?

Bai Zhu said awkwardly: "Well, I haven't finished eating the meatloaf in your hand yet."

I thought about it, and said, "You tell me Sanshengjing, and I'll give you meatloaf."

"Smelly brat, you're threatening me, hmph, I won't give in just for half a meatloaf." Bai Zhu raised her head high and said arrogantly.

I scratched my head, Bai Zhu probably meant that I didn't want to eat it, so I ran back to Shang Fang.

Bai Zhu called from behind: "Hey, kid, come back!"

I ran to Shang Fang and asked, "My lord, Bai Zhu said that the stone on his head is called the Sansheng mirror. Do you know what the Sansheng mirror is?"

Shang Fang expressed softly, nodded and said: "The mirror of three lives can reflect the three lives of a person: the previous life, the present life, and the appearance of the next life. At the end of Huangquan Road, there is a stone called the 'Three Lives Stone', which can show the appearance of the three lives of a person. life experience. The 'Three Lives Mirror' was made from a small stone collected from it."

Chen Feng wondered: "Is there really such a stone?" After speaking, he stared at the top of Bai Zhu's head.

Bai Zhu snorted coldly at the side: "If you want to see people's lives, you need to pay a price."

The elder sister was indifferent to Sanshengjing, but asked: "My lord, I didn't see any stones on Bai Zhu's head, why did Lie Er see it?"

Chen Feng hurriedly followed and said, "My lord, I didn't see it either."

I said innocently: "It's on the top of the white bamboo, it's a very beautiful stone."

Shang Fang nodded and said: "It is true that his senior brother Bai Xia placed the 'Three Lives Mirror' on Bai Zhu's head, but the Three Lives Mirror does not belong to the world after all, so Bai Xia cast some spells on the 'Three Lives Mirror', It's normal for you not to see, as for Lie Er..."

My sister and Chen Feng listened carefully, Shang Fang smiled and said: "I can only say that those spells that blind people's five senses are ineffective for Lie Er now."

"Now? After Lie'er grows up, he should become normal." The elder sister seemed to be thinking about something.

Shang Fang looked down at me, and said in an inscrutable tone: "If Lie Er can keep growing up this clean, maybe he won't be infected by the world."

My sister looked at me seriously, and said: "That's impossible. Where there are people, there are fights and deceit. No one can keep a spotless life. Lie Er is just young and doesn't understand the world."

The corners of Shang Fang's mouth curled up, he looked at me inscrutablely and smiled, and did not refute what my sister said.

I was not interested in what Shangfang and my sister said about whether they would grow up or not, so I grabbed Shangfang's sleeve and asked, "My lord, can I have a look at my three lives?"

Shang Fang stretched out his hand to hold my hand, walked up to Bai Zhu, Bai Zhu was startled, and said: "You, what are you planning to do, I will tell Senior Brother Bai Xia."

Shang Fang took out a piece of yellow paper from his pocket, pasted it on the stone, and said lazily, "Now!"

"Huh?" Bai Zhu was stunned for a moment, and said anxiously: "Zhe Yue, if you dare to act recklessly, I, I will collect money."

Chenfeng exclaimed: "There are really stones." He said casually and thoughtfully: "My lord, as a Confucian doctor, where did you learn these deviant ways? If people find out..."

The elder sister stared intently for a while, thinking about Chen Feng's words, she admired Shang Fang: "Young master is really powerful."

My attention has shifted from the stone on the head of the white bamboo to Shang Fang's arms. I feel that there are so many treasures in the arms of the young master, and I really want to go in and touch something to play.

Shang Fang looked down at me and asked, "Does Lie Er want to see the Mirror of Three Lives?"

I nodded and asked, "Will it shorten your lifespan?"

Shang Fang smiled and said: "No, nothing will happen if you don't take it off Bai Zhu's body."

Bai Zhu angrily said: "Look at one meatloaf at a time!"

Shang Fang suddenly said: "That's how it is. It seems that the person who asked you to make trouble only gave you a few copper coins, and you signed the Yin-Yang contract with the other party in a daze, and rushed to find me."

Bai Zhu was taken aback, and put on airs: "That's not true, that person originally wanted to invite Senior Brother Bai Xia, and paid a lot of money. I don't know why Senior Brother Bai Xia wanted to protect you, a bad guy. Not only did he not accept it, he even drove him away. Fortunately, I was stopped halfway, I have money now."

After hearing this, Shang Fang's eyes flickered, he didn't ask Bai Zhu any more, and then he pulled me over again, saying: "Stretch out your hand and lightly tap on the Three Lives Mirror, it will show Lie Er's three lives, try it."

I handed half a piece of meat pie in my hand to Bai Zhu, Bai Zhu was stunned, and said: "You have a conscience." Then I ate the meat pie, at this time I followed what Shang Fang said, and stretched out another meat pie With one hand, he knocked on the Three Lives Mirror, and sure enough, the Three Lives Realm slowly began to change, turning into a strange mirror, which showed an animal.

My sister and Chen Feng both walked over and stared at it. Inside the Sansheng Mirror was a white rabbit eating carrots!

Shang Fang explained: "This is Lie Er's previous life."