drunk doctor

In the end, Mr. Shangfang took my sister and me out of the barren mountain, all the way north, towards Jingyan City. My sister and I were going to find that ghost relative who didn’t exist at all, and Mr. Shangfang was going to Jingyan City to attend some kind of world medical conference. , I heard that it is very important, it is a trial that his teacher ordered him to come out, if this trial is successful, Mr. Shangfang can leave the teacher.

So I finally knew what Mr. Shangfang did. The bamboo basket of weeds he was carrying was the herbs I hated the most. Mr. Shangfang was actually a doctor.

Listening to Chen Feng's hype about how superb Mr. Shangfang's medical skills are, Chenfeng even said that Mr. Shangfang memorized all the medical books and knew all the herbs when he was eight years old. He is called a child prodigy.

I thought about what I was doing when I was eight years old. It seemed that I was fighting crickets and climbing walls with my only playmate, Amao... Dad seemed to have said that I was making trouble.

But the worst blow I received was: Mr. Shangfang, how can he be a doctor!

I hate doctors the most. I remember that every time I was sick, those nasty doctors would prescribe a lot of bitter medicine for me, and then my mother would make me a dark soup and pour it into me. That stuff is really bad. I was going to die, but my parents treated me like a baby. Whenever I got sick, they pinched my nose ferociously and poured it down on me.That's why I hate doctors. Every time they come to the house, they must get a lot of herbs for my mother to make soup for me to drink.

After I knew Mr. Shangfang was a doctor, he glanced at me along the way, and I stared back at him. Mr. Shangfang was a little dazed at first, but later he seemed to find it funny, teasing me deliberately, no matter how much I stared at him, he would Give me a smile back, make me feel like the bad guy.

On the way, my sister secretly told me not to reveal that I was a fugitive.My sister said that since I am a fugitive, I must have the consciousness of a fugitive, so now I consciously follow my sister and don't talk to Mr. Shang Fang and the others, because I can hardly get in the way.

Chen Feng and his sister were basically the ones talking, Mr. Shangfang only talked occasionally, and more often he maintained a refined posture, listening to his sister and Chen Feng's conversation with a slight smile.

My sister used to be taciturn when she was at home, and my parents were very happy to hear her speak, hehe, now they can talk like a bird released from a cage, but the content of the conversation is not what I am interested in, I Listening to yawning, I really want to sleep.

Mr. Shangfang was not in a hurry to rush to Jingyan City, and walked slowly as if he was traveling in mountains and rivers.After walking for a day and a half, the four of us had no choice but to sleep in the open in the wilderness, because there was no way to go to the village or to the shop. Unfortunately, we just caught up with a heavy rain.

The rainstorm came and went quickly, but why did I become a drowned chicken?I admit that I just slipped and fell into the puddle when I was taking shelter from the rain. My clothes were covered in muddy water and my whole body was dirty. I really wanted to take a bath.

As a result, my dislike for Shang Fang has grown to a higher level, and it is all his fault. After walking slowly for a few steps, I have to stop to pick up weeds everywhere. It takes so much time, otherwise it will not be rained.

My sister, Monk Fang, and the others escaped the rain, but I was terribly dirty, and there were no streams or creeks to take a bath in, so I had to continue walking with them in the shape of a clay figurine to find a suitable place to sleep. Finally, in the evening, we found a place by the stream and planned to spend the night there.

I can finally wash off the mud on my body. I was about to take off my pants and run towards the creek, but my sister stopped me and asked me to eat something to fill my stomach before washing. I looked at the clear stream pitifully, and then Looking at myself covered in clay figurines, my stomach growled uncomfortably, so I had to sit back and wait for the meal.

Chenfeng was in charge of picking up some dry firewood nearby that hadn’t been drenched by the rain, along with some wild food, and my sister was in charge of lighting the fire; I, Mr. Fang, was not responsible for anything, because I was young, and Chenfeng thought I was in the way, but my sister said I would It was a waste of help, stuffed half a dry biscuit for me, and ignored me, so I sat aside and gnawed half a hard dry biscuit, watching my sister make a fire over there.

Mr. Shangfang doesn't need to do anything, because he is a son.

Suddenly, Mr. Shangfang reached out and handed me a small porcelain bottle. Holding the shriveled pancake in both hands, I looked at Mr. Shangfang inexplicably, wondering what he wanted to do?

He only heard Mr. Shangfang's pleasant voice saying: "Lie'er was caught in the rain just now, and the streams in the mountains are usually very cold. Before you go into the water, you can take it down to prevent leg cramps."

"Oh, what's in it?" After hearing this, I took the small porcelain bottle in Mr. Shangfang's hand. The body of the bottle was cold, and the pattern on it was also very nice. It felt concave and convex to the touch, and it was very comfortable, although I didn't take Shang Fang's words seriously. , but the small porcelain vase is very beautiful.

"That's a special medicine to dispel the cold, little Lie'er, you should thank you son, this food will not only help you dispel the cold, but also strengthen your body." Chen Feng walked away with a bunch of dry branches in his arms. Come here, still holding a few wild game in your hand.

Shang Fang kindly explained: "It's easy to get sick in the summer showers, so it's better to be careful."

I hastily handed the small porcelain bottle back to Mr. Shangfang, shook my head and said, "I don't want it, I'm in good health, so I don't need to take medicine." The medicine is bitter.

Mr. Shangfang was stunned for a while, and finally took back the porcelain vase, and said with a faint smile: "Really, forget it." Without even saying a word of comfort, he is really not a qualified doctor. I watched Mr. Shangfang take back the porcelain vase, I feel a little bit reluctant to let go of such a beautiful little porcelain bottle. I knew that I would secretly pour out the contents of the porcelain bottle, and it would be better to keep the porcelain bottle.

The elder sister took the game prepared by Chenfeng, strung it over the branches, and slowly roasted it over the fire, and finally said kindly: "Mr. Shangfang, you don't have to worry about it. My brother has been a medicine jar since he was a child. He can take medicine well." It’s more than rice, so I’ve never liked the bitter taste of the medicine, kid.” When my sister exposes scars, she always smiles triumphantly.

Chen Feng laughed so hard that my shoulders trembled. I wondered why my sister didn't remember many things after waking up from a serious illness. Why would she know these things? Mother probably told me about them. Tell my sister everything, so I don't have to live.

Mr. Shangfang looked at my whole body with interest, and said with a smile: "No wonder I look a little wrinkled."

Wrinkled, wrinkled?I immediately widened my eyes, rolled up my sleeves, and prepared to start a fight with Shang Fang, but at this moment, Shang Fang handed the porcelain bottle to my eyes again, and said: "This is not bitter, it is sweet."

What does it mean to be self-inflicted? It’s me now. I rejected Shangfang’s porcelain bottle, and my body was sticky with mud. I ate half of it and got up and walked to the stream. I planned to jump into the stream and take a bath. I was humming, but my sister and monk Fang on the bank were all looking at me. There was a brand on my butt that was punched in the wrong place by the officers and soldiers last time. My sister said that it was a special brand of a prisoner from the Chuqing Kingdom, so it must not be seen by others. I got there, so I went down to the creek in my panties, and it was cool, and then I had a little trouble—my feet cramped.

When I realized it, I only had time to yell: "Ah!", I even forgot to call for help, and felt my body sinking uncontrollably. Shang Fang was the first to notice the abnormality, because He sat facing me, and seeing that something was wrong with me, he rushed over and stepped into the stream to save me. At that moment, I was moved.

It's just that I didn't have time to be touched. After entering the stream, Shang Fang grabbed me from behind and was about to take me ashore, but through my panties, my ass was suddenly touched by something slippery, and my balls were attached. The eggs were also scraped.

I was shocked, and said depressedly: "Why are you touching my balls?" My father said that a man's balls are very fragile and cannot be touched casually.

Who knows that Shang Fang also said with a sullen face at the same time: "Lie'er, don't mess around." Hey, did I accidentally touch Shang Fang's balls just now?But what I touched seemed to be something slippery.

The two of us were stunned after we finished speaking, before we could react, there were two screams from the shore, Chenfeng pointed at us, rolled his eyes, and fainted again without any backbone, my sister also uttered a super scary cry this time voice, eyes staring horribly behind my monk Fang in the water.

My monk Fang slowly turned his head and looked behind us. A gigantic snake was standing behind us. Its big green eyes were looking at the two of us at the moment. It turned out that it was this guy just now...