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This time, Shang Fang's face lost the elegant smile that he usually wears, but he asked in surprise, "What?"

I said patiently: "The big bad snake said that he wanted to get close to you because he liked the smell on your body, but he was misunderstood by you and almost killed by you. The big bad snake said that he was wronged, By the way, son, where did it touch you just now?" I couldn't help being a little curious.

After Shang Fang listened, his face turned black, and he gave me and the big bad snake a strange look in his eyes. It was so rare that I could feel that Mr. Shang Fang was angry.

The elder sister shouted from the side: "Lie'er, have you found out the lair of the boa constrictor?"

I just remembered the business, so I tried my best to stare at the big bad snake, and asked seriously: "Big bad snake, you have poisoned both of us with your snake venom, take us to your house quickly, we have to dig out the poisonous weeds, Mr. Shang Fang also Wait for the detoxification, otherwise you will never see such a beautiful person again in the future."

The big bad snake vomited the red letter very actively this time, but its direction was facing Shang Fang. Damn it, this big flower snake clearly asked me the question, so what kind of hospitality did it show Shang Fang.

I was so angry that I stretched out my hand and patted the big bad snake's head a few times to bring the big bad snake back to its senses, so I said fiercely: "I'm asking you something, what do you mean if you don't know where your home is, so what's the matter if you get lost? I won't get lost, but you are so big, you still get lost."

"Lost?" Shang Fang obviously couldn't understand the hospitality of the big bad snake to him just now.

I had no choice but to relay the story for the big bad snake: "The big bad snake said that it doesn't remember the way home."

Shang Fang held his chin, frowned and thought deeply: "Strange, chromatic dragons are the most home-loving snake species among snakes. They love all kinds of gemstones they collect, and they probably don't know the truth about their own nests."

As soon as I heard it, I turned around and hit the big bad snake on the head a few times, cursing: "Dead flower snake, how dare you lie to us, tell me where is your home, or I will let my sister roast you into a braised sauce now!" I ate the snake meat." I threatened with full aura.

The big bad snake showed innocent eyes again, looking at me slipperyly, I couldn't help but soften my heart, could it be that the big bad snake really lost its way?I was just about to suggest, why don't we look for it together, but I heard Shang Fang scream: "Lie Er, be careful." As I said that, I was quickly pulled away by Shang Fang, and the big bad snake opened its mouth wide, but took a bite and closed it. Mouth, it doesn't bite Mr. Shangfang.

This, this bad snake just now deliberately wins my sympathy, and then wants to take the opportunity to bite me, it really is a bad snake, I am furious, but I can only turn around and say to Mr. Shangfang depressedly: "Young master, what should I do, big bad snake He refused to take us to its house."

Shang Fang pulled me over, seemed to be completely indifferent, nodded and said: "That's normal, 'Selong' is also a money addict in addition to being sexually obscene, there must be a lot of treasure in its lair, how could it be easy for us to find it? .”

"Then are we waiting to die here?" At this time, who has time to study whether the big bad snake is a pervert or a money fanatic. I couldn't help but want to roll my eyes, but in fact I was a little scared. I haven't lived my life, I haven't played a lot of fun things, even if I'm going to die, I should wait for me to play it.

Shang Fang thought to himself: "That's not the case, even if there is no detoxifying herb, it is not difficult to prepare an antidote for the 'Seron' venom..."

Before Shang Fang finished speaking, I was already in no mood to listen, because I heard rustling sounds coming from nearby, as if something was coming towards us very quietly and quickly.

I stared at a certain place carefully, and saw a small black snake with a red stripe on the top of its head and back emerging out, and I exclaimed excitedly: "Ah, the king of snakes, it turned out to be you!"

After hearing me call it, the snake king quickly jumped up on me, wrapped around my arm, rubbed it intimately, and spit out bright red letters from time to time.

Chenfeng almost cried in fright, like a frightened bird, pointing at a small snake on my arm from a distance, said: "Why did that red and black snake follow us?" Thousands of snakes surrounded them again.

"Snake King, can you let this big bad snake take us to its house? My son and I have been poisoned by its snake venom, and we will die if there is no detoxifying grass." I saw that the snake king didn't move after wrapping my arm I rubbed my head from time to time as if I was enjoying it, so I had to ask the snake king if there was any way for the big bad snake to take us to find the detoxification grass.

Sure enough, the King Snake lived up to my trust. He raised his proud snake head, slid it onto my neck, and began to rub against my face. I immediately said with a sinister smile, "Big Bad Snake, I don't care if you took us there, King Snake Said that if you don't take the initiative to take us to your house, it can take us there too, you just stay here obediently, let those three steel needles hurt you to death, and move all the treasures in your house later." I was arrogant and Proud, finally pulled a round.

I don't know if the big bad snake was bluffed by me, or the coercion of the snake king was too strong, it finally obediently agreed and led us the way, but before I could be happy, the cunning big bad snake made another condition.

I looked at Shang Fang and said, "My lord, the big bad snake said that it can promise the snake king to lead us to find the antidote grass, but you need to pull out the three steel needles in its heart first, and there are only two of us who were poisoned. People can go to its house, otherwise it will not lead us when it dies."

My sister and Chenfeng seemed to have heard it too. Before I heard Mr. Shangfang's answer, my sister had already walked over boldly with black lines on her face, and the lion roared: "I said you two have been poisoned by the snake, so you are not afraid of death or something Now, why are you dawdling here, if you don't bring this big python, doesn't Lie Er still have a king snake? You might as well just eat the stewed soup with the skin and bones of this big snake later on."

Shang Fang said seriously: "Miss Xin'er, the meat of 'Selong' is also highly poisonous and cannot be eaten."

One sentence made my sister speechless.

I said innocently again: "Sister, the snake king said that the big bad snake is very vengeful."

My sister pretended to hit me, so I hurriedly hid behind Mr. Shangfang, my sister would not hit Shangfang, I now found that behind Shangfang is really a treasure land of geomantic omen, hiding here, I am so safe.

In the end, Mr. Shangfang still pulled out the three steel needles on the big bad snake's heart, and the big bad snake immediately jumped up to rub against Mr. Shangfang. Mr. Shangfang raised his hand and raised the three thick steel needles, his eyes swept away, If you dare to take another step forward and serve the steel needle, the big bad snake can only stay away and take us to its territory reluctantly.

My sister and Chen Feng couldn't go, so only me and Shang Fang met a little red and black snake, no, it was the King Snake, and the two of us, one snake, followed the big bad snake to the door of its house: a cool and damp cave.

When I arrived at the door of the big bad snake, the big bad snake, like a warrior defending the family, blocked the entrance of the cave with its fat body, and refused to let me in, but Shang Fang had no intention of going in at all, and only stayed near the big bad snake's cave. Looking for something.

I'm not interested in the messy pile of weeds near the entrance of the cave. I watched Shang Fang carefully rummaging through clumps of weeds near the entrance of the cave, and I couldn't help yawning.

The snake king said that the big bad snake is a money addict and likes to collect shiny things, so I guess there must be a lot of treasure in the big bad snake's lair, so the big bad snake blocked the entrance of the cave and didn't let me go in.I couldn't resist the temptation, and started staring at the big bad snake. The big bad snake was stronger than me, and I couldn't stare at it, so I called the snake king. In the end, the big bad snake obediently gave in, and gave way with great grievances. Small seam, how stingy.

Ha, as expected, the King Snake is more reliable. I have been looking at the Big Bad Snake for so long, but I still don’t see any sign of it loosening up. Snake, why would a big bad snake be afraid of this little red and black snake? This king snake is really not very strong.

Taking advantage of Shang Fang's inattention, I planned to sneak into the big bad snake's cave to explore, but Shang Fang's sharp eyes called me in time: "Lie'er, come here."

I looked at the small gap at the entrance of the cave that the big bad snake had managed to get out of, and walked towards Shangfang depressedly, turning my head three times at a step. Sure enough, the big bad snake blocked the entrance of the cave back with its fat body, and now I couldn't get in again.

Reluctantly, I walked up to Shang Fang. Shang Fang picked several weeds, handed them to me, and said: "Take it first, and take it to the stream to wash later. This side is for external application, and the other side Take it internally, take it separately." Shang Fang unceremoniously used me as his medicine boy, and it seemed that everyone was used to being the young master, and he took others for granted.

I was more generous and didn't care about Shang Fang. I stretched out my hand to take the weeds in Shang Fang's hands, looked at the weeds that were applied externally in one hand, and the weeds that were taken internally in the other, and asked, "These are the detoxifying herbs?"

"Well, the venom of the color dragon is quite special, and it needs to be applied externally and taken internally to completely remove the toxin, but remember not to let your snake king touch those herbs." Shang Fang has a great advantage, no matter what others ask him, he can patiently explain Listen to the other party.

"Oh, Honghei, don't make trouble, these herbs are for life-saving." I warned the snake king, and the snake king obediently slid onto my arm and clung to it without moving. Black rope was tied around my arm.

Shang Fang picked some other unknown weeds and said to me: "Let's go, we should go back."

"Ah, let's go now, don't we go to see the home of the big bad snake?" The snake king said just now, the big bad snake is a money fan, so there must be a lot of good things in its hole, my eyes are almost out.

"Selong is very obsessed with its treasures. It's best not to be greedy for its flesh and blood, otherwise we may not be able to return to your sister's place. Let's go back." Growing weeds attracted him more than treasure.

I refused to leave, and tried to persuade: "We are just going on an adventure. It is fine to not move the big bad snake's things. The big bad snake said just now that as long as we don't take away its treasure, it welcomes you to come into it." My son, it seems that the big bad snake really likes you." The main thing is that Shang Fang went in, so I could follow in. The big bad snake didn't welcome me, and I didn't want me to enter its cave at all. Fortunately, I have the king of snakes. , if the big bad snake wants to do something, it will protect me.

Shangfang raised his eyes to look at Selong who was spitting out the letter at the entrance of the cave. Selong gave way out of the cave very generously at the moment, and it was indeed a big flower snake. I was annoyed.

But Shang Fang shook his head and said: "Once you enter the territory of snakes, you will be missed by other snakes. This is not a good thing. Forget it, Lie Er, it's time to go back." Shang's voice was gentle, but it was irresistible.

Of course, the snake was not on the list, so I had to say goodbye to the big bad snake. Only then did the big bad snake realize that we were leaving, and hurriedly slid up to the side of my monk, using its fat body to keep us in place, and opened its mouth wide to face Shang Fang Spit letter.

The snake king raised its proud snake head in time, and made a sound like "hissing" at the big bad snake. I think this is probably Shang Fang's "snake language".

The big bad snake immediately moved out of the way like a dried up pickle.The Snake King Honghei is so majestic, a small snake can shock a big bad snake.

I turned around and said to Shang Fang: "My lord, the big bad snake said that it invited you to its house."

Shang Fang was taken aback, stretched out his hand to touch my head, looked at me seriously for the first time and said: "Lie'er, sometimes animals are cunning, especially remember that the caves of erotic dragons must never enter, no matter what How to invite you."

I wondered, "Why can't the big bad snake get into its cave when it's in heat?"

"Because if you go in, something bad will happen." Shang Fang told me seriously.

In the end, I was dragged back by Shang Fang. In fact, I really wanted to tell Shang Fang that the big bad snake never invited me from the beginning to the end. The only person it invited at the beginning was Shang Fang.The snake king told me that the big bad snake likes beautiful things, especially shiny treasures, but also beautiful people.

I asked the Snake King, what would happen if he entered the cave of the big bad snake?

The snake king replied to me that after entering the big bad snake's cave, he can't get out, because he will be rubbed against it like moss.

Then I suddenly realized that the chromatic dragon is really cunning. It invited Shang Fang because it wanted to eat Shang Fang's tofu.However, Shang Fang does have a faint herbal fragrance, which is much better than the bitter medicinal smell of those doctors. In this regard, I think the Big Bad Snake is just as discerning as I am.

After dispelling the snake's venom, we sped up our pace and rushed to Jingyan City according to the original plan. When we left the barren mountain far behind, Chenfeng couldn't help but turned around and said, "I won't go to that place anymore if I'm killed."

When I arrived outside Jingyan City, I looked up at the gate of Jingyan City not far away, it was so big!Many people entered the city at the gate of the city. I heard from Chenfeng that Jingyan City is the second largest town in the Chuqing Kingdom after the capital Danyang, and it is very prosperous.

It's the first time I've come to such a lively place when I've grown up, and I couldn't help jumping up, but my sister's expression became a little gloomy.