i am dragon

As if he had found the answer, Zhang Chang smiled and waved his hands nonchalantly: "But it's okay, I'm out of my mother's control, I feel much more relaxed now, and it's good to live here, as long as I deal with my mother occasionally, Send her some money from time to time, so I can do what I love, and I don’t have to worry about her forcing me to do things I don’t like.”

Suddenly, Zhang Chang was taken aback again: "No, since you haven't been imprisoned...then why can't you even post?"

***

Qing Longlong collapsed, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, why are you making things so difficult for a dragon!

"Are you going to send it to the dragon or not!" Qing Longlong lost his temper.

Zhang Chang was taken aback: "Fat, send, let's do it."

He stopped asking questions, and Zhang Chang quickly adjusted the option of posting, and then handed the phone to Qing Longlong: "Here, post anonymously, I have filled out the topics above for you, how do you prove that you are a psychiatrist in a mental hospital?" Normal people, then you fill in the following content yourself, fill it out and post it, and click here to refresh occasionally, that’s all there is, that..."

He carefully observed Qing Longlong's expression, and tentatively said: "I saw the number plate of my ward, I'll make the bed first and tidy up, put the mobile phone in your place first, you use it first, then give it to me when you're done...? "

Qing Longlong frowned: "How should Long fill in the words?"

Zhang Chang showed a surprised expression, and two seconds later he put away the question marks he was full of: "Click here to talk, the phone will automatically convert the voice into text, if the words are wrong, you can delete them and try again, as long as the words are clear, generally not What a big mistake."

Seeing that Qing Longlong had nothing else to ask, Zhang Chang hugged the sheets and blankets and left in confusion. Before entering the ward, he looked back at the happy boy holding his mobile phone. The other party... was really an intern ?

How to act like a child who grew up in an ivory tower?I don't even know how to operate a mobile phone.

***

Here Qing Longlong tentatively said a few words with his mobile phone in his arms, the translation was not only correct but also thoughtfully added punctuation marks, Qing Longlong seemed to have found a treasure, and hurried back to his ward.

Not long after, such a post appeared on the Internet.

Subject: I am a blue dragon!Now locked up in a mental hospital!How can I prove that I am a normal dragon! ?urgent!Wait online! !

First floor: hhhh I laughed so hard, now that mental hospitals are so developed, do they connect patients to the Internet?

Second floor: Give up the subject, you, a self-aware character, can't come out of the mental hospital...

Third floor: What! ?Qinglong?Can I make a wish? ? ?

Subject: Reply to the third floor, you can make a wish, but the dragon has lost all its mana now, and there is no way to fulfill your wish, unless you can help the dragon get back the scale and restore mana, then gold and silver mountains will not be a problem.

Fourth floor: Me, Qin Shihuang, playing money!

Fifth floor: The subject is mentally ill, the identification is complete!

Sixth floor: Real beauty dealers deal cards online, Macau casino welcomes you, [half-exposed breasts.jpg] [stockings and long legs.jpg] [enchanting figure.jpg]

Sixth floor: let's go, let's go, what's the point of watching a mental patient go online, if you have this time, it's better to look at the person who advertised upstairs, at least you can mix up a few color pictures.

Subject: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!The dragon is really a normal dragon!Why don't you believe it!

Seventh floor: The sixth floor is too much, how can you tease a mental patient like this!Do you know that you should love the disabled?To be a human being must have the most basic compassion!

The eighth floor: hhhhhh the murderer is talking about the upstairs.

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Ninth Floor: Don't panic!Master, I will teach you!First of all, you have to change the way you speak, you have to convince yourself that you are a person, not a dragon, change your self-proclaimed, stop calling yourself a dragon!Then you should eat and drink, don’t do anything that a dragon would do, and do what a person should do. After a while, the doctor may think that you have become normal, and then release you from the hospital.

Tenth floor: Do you upstairs really know what you are doing!You are teaching a psychopath how to escape from a mental institution!Tell me which mental hospital the subject is from!

Eleventh floor: The tenth floor is too serious. If you see a mental hospital that connects patients to the Internet, the subject of the question is probably a lie.

Subject: Thank you, Jiulou, as long as you answered seriously, if it really goes well, when the dragon is about to return to Nilin, I will definitely not forget to repay you!

The twelfth floor: ... The subject of the subject pays attention to who he is!

***

Qing Longlong turned off the phone, and took a deep breath with a serious face.

Starting today, Long will try to pretend to be a human being!

***

Qing Longlong returned the mobile phone to Zhang Chang, and in order to express his gratitude, he also gave Zhang Chang two oranges.

In order to fulfill his promise to take care of Zhang Chang, he also took Zhang Chang to the cafeteria for dinner.

Just halfway through eating, You Bing came over with a plate and sat beside Qing Longlong.

"You two get along well?" He looked at Zhang Chang: "What do you think of the environment here?"

Zhang Chang was in a good mood, and said with a smile on his face: "It feels similar to when I was in college. People come and go, and I eat in the cafeteria. This is still a single dormitory."

Although... this kind of life is worth 50.

Zhang Chang suddenly felt...was he a bit at a loss?

You Bing nodded: "It's good to get used to it, and then there are two precautions, don't go up to the fourth floor, it is full of critically ill patients who have no self-control ability, and don't go to the back mountain, there are patients in the back mountain who need to rest quietly, other places you can do whatever you want Go shopping, there is no limit."

At this time, Qing Longlong tugged at You Bing's sleeve.

You Bing turned his head to look, and saw that little green dragon Qiqi Aiai brought over a big orange, with a friendly expression on his face: "Dean, you eat."

You Bing raised his eyebrows slowly, showing courtesy for nothing... Either adultery or robbery!

What the hell is this little green dragon planning?

Seeing that You Bing didn't answer, Qing Longlong asked hesitantly, "Shall I pick it up for you?"

Zhang Chang who was next to him couldn't help laughing when he saw it: "You interns look quite young, but you care about people. You stayed with me all afternoon. He told me everything. He even told me when I was ordering food. Which dish is delicious for me?"

"Really..." The smile on You Bing's face faded away, he took a deep look at Qing Longlong, his eyes turned between the two, and then took Qing Longlong's big orange .

You Bing picked up the oranges and said, "Actually, Qing Longlong is not mine..."

"Hey that! Dean! It's not right for you to peel oranges like this, you should peel oranges from here..."

Qing Longlong suddenly interrupted You Bing, grabbed You Bing's hand, and taught You Bing how to peel oranges with a simple expression.

At least on the surface it seems so.

But under the table, You Bing's feet were stepped on twice by Qing Longlong!

You Bing's face turned completely cold, and he looked sideways at Qing Longlong, with inexplicable emotions rolling in his eyes.