i am dragon

After suffering all morning, Qing Longlong finally learned how to use the mobile phone after being pinched several times on the cheek.

Qing Longlong clutched his cheeks, whimpered and whimpered, and went around to the opposite corner of the desk with his mobile phone, silently slandering, if it wasn't for Long's need for others, he wouldn't have been bullied like this by the bad dean.

It's really a dragon under the eaves, and he has to bow his head. Sure enough, life outside Xiaoqing Palace is not easy at all.

Thinking like this, Qing Longlong logged onto the Internet and secretly posted a post using his newly learned typing skills.

Topic: What should I do if I am always bullied by the bad director in the mental hospital!How to bully back! ?urgent!Wait online! !

First floor: Bullied by the bad dean! ?Is it the dean of the mental hospital who abused the patients?

Second floor: Which psychiatric hospital is so morally corrupt and insane, I suggest that the subject make a big fuss and let the psychiatric hospital be exposed!

Third Floor: ...Wait!Brothers upstairs, don't get excited, this topic is a bit familiar.

Subject: Responding to the first and second floors, the bad dean is actually... not that bad!It's just that he bullies Long a little bit at ordinary times. Long doesn't want to make things big, but just wants to teach him a little lesson.

Fourth floor: Fuck me!This familiar profess!Topic!Did you post before, the blue dragon locked in a mental hospital! !

Fifth Floor: Fuck... I remembered it too, this is the fucking psycho who knows how to surf the Internet!

Sixth floor: Which mental hospital is it?Even let the patient go online, quickly introduce it to me!I want to live in it too!

Seventh floor: Brother on the sixth floor, calm down, your thoughts are dangerous!

Subject: Reply to the fourth floor, that’s right, I’m Qinglong locked up in a mental hospital, it’s impossible to prove that I’m a normal dragon, I can only settle for the next best thing and not be bullied.Reply to the fifth floor, Long is not mentally ill! !Dragons are misdiagnosed! !Misdiagnosis! !

Eighth floor: So... the subject, have you really been abused in a mental hospital?Is the bad dean you're talking about a man or a woman?What did you do?

Subject: Reply to the eighth floor, the bad dean is a man, not to mention the abuse, but he likes to bully the dragon when he has nothing to do, for example... secretly frightening the dragon in the middle of the night, tricking the dragon to go out to play with him, the dragon accidentally fell, and the grass On the water, he insisted that the dragon was scared to pee. He joked about the dragon for a long time. Last night, he gave the dragon a mobile phone, but he snatched it back to prevent the dragon from playing at night. He just taught the dragon how to use the mobile phone and pinched the dragon's face. famous! ! !

Ninth floor: ... Fuck, this familiar routine, if you love her, you have to bully her?

Tenth floor: The subject should be a pretty girl, right?Are you an adult?

Eleventh Floor: What did I see?Send a mobile phone?This is bullying?God!Who can bully me!quick!

Twelfth Floor: The subject of the subject quickly says the name of the mental hospital!I want to be the first to live in!Don't fuck anyone rob me!Dean look at me! ! !

***

With a snap, Qing Longlong pinned the phone screen on the desk angrily.

You Bing raised his eyebrows: "What's the matter? Angry again? Can you get angry even when you go online?"

Qing Longlong snorted and didn't want to talk. People on the Internet would only taunt Long. In reality, the bad dean would bully Long. Long would be depressed to death.

You Bing took out a booklet from the nearby bookshelf and grinned: "Here, here is a book for you."

When mentioning the book, Qing Longlong instantly regained his energy, and his mood improved: "Books? I love reading books the most! What kind of book is it?"

Long read a lot of books in the small room before!

What are the [-] forbidden romances!

They are all books that open the eyes of dragons!

You Bing threw the pamphlet in front of Qing Longlong and said, "Look at this more, it's good for your physical and mental health." Seeing what Qing Longlong was thinking, he added another sentence: "It's more healthy than what you read before." gone."

"You don't know what I read before, so you will just guess." Qing Longlong muttered and opened the booklet, the page layout was orderly, clean and concise.

It says……

Don't be angry

Life is like a play, and we only get together by fate in this life.

Getting along is not easy, everyone should cherish it.

Everything in the world exists, how can everything be as I want.

***

Qing Longlong nodded earnestly while watching it. After watching it, Long felt enlightened, and Long sublimated!

"It's right in the book, when people get angry, they don't get angry, and when they get sick, there is no one to replace them. Good book, good book!"

As soon as the words fell, Qing Longlong smelled something, he sniffed his nose, it smelled so delicious, like food...

With two beeps, there was a knock on the office door.

Qing Longlong followed the smell and turned his head. There was a person standing at the door of the office, and beside him was a dining car with all kinds of delicious food on it.

"Dean, your lunch order has arrived."

You Bing responded, and stepped forward to pull in the dining car full of delicious food.

Gum!

Qing Longlong swallowed his saliva hard, and his eyes stuck to the dining car: "Lunch is so rich, I won't tell you anymore! I'm hungry too, and I'm going to eat!"

Saying that, Qing Longlong stuffed the booklet into his pocket, even forgot his mobile phone on the desk, and ran out like a gust of wind.

It was as if he was afraid that he would have nothing to eat in a second at night.

As everyone knows, the food in this dining car was actually ordered by You Bing specially for Qing Longlong from the hotel at the foot of the mountain, in order to improve Qing Longlong's food.

Seeing Qing Longlong's stingy and greedy look, You Bing was amused, and he slowly put the dishes on the table, wanting to wait for the little green dragon to come back.

When he saw the light green mobile phone, he didn't actually have any intention of inquiring into the privacy of this little green dragon.

However, Qing Longlong didn't lock the phone, You Bing just accidentally touched the fingerprint recognition part of the phone, a vibration sounded, and the screen of the phone turned on.

You Bing just glanced at the huge title...

[What should I do if I am always bullied by the bad dean in the mental hospital!How to bully back! ?urgent!Wait online! ! 】

Originally just to move the phone, You Bing grabbed the phone without hesitation and browsed one by one.

2 minutes later...

Ah……

There was a frightening sneer in the office.

***

At this moment, Qing Longlong still doesn't know that his new post has been exposed in front of You Bing again, and he is swallowing his saliva and rushing towards the cafeteria wholeheartedly.

***

Qing Longlong walked around the window where the food was served in the cafeteria, and the whole dragon was limp.

Long lying in Dacai eagerly asked Aunt Dacai: "Is the sweet and sour pork ribs and that gaudy fish gone?"

Auntie Dacai: "Tonight's meat dishes are only fried pork with pepper and stewed chicken with potatoes. Which one do you want?"

Not reconciled, Long put his face on the glass and asked, "What about the golden candied potato cubes? And sweet and sour shredded pork?"

Auntie Dacai put the spoon on the edge of the pot: "I said you child, but you actually said that there are no sweet and sour shredded pork, and I said that the only meat dishes are fried pork with sharp peppers and stewed chicken with potatoes, golden sugar shreds I haven’t seen the potatoes in the cafeteria for so long, if you don’t think about it for a while, don’t delay the people behind to get food.”

Long scratched the vegetable window anxiously: "But I saw it at the dean's place! He has all these vegetables there!"

Auntie Dacai smiled: "Hey, the dean ordered people to buy them at the hotel at the foot of the mountain. That's fine, the cafeteria doesn't have those things. Do you want to think about it again or just choose a few?"

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I was too tired last night, so I didn't update, this is to make up for yesterday.