i am dragon

Qing Longlong, who said that his food intake was only a little, finally ate two-thirds of the food, far exceeding the intake of a normal person.

Even You Bing was a little surprised.

After eating and drinking, Qing Longlong finally remembered what he forgot.

He looked left and right, stood up and turned around again: "Eh? Where's Long's... phone?"

You Bing lowered his eyelids and cleaned up the messy cups and plates on the desk, as if he didn't hear it.

Qing Longlong searched around, and looked at the bad dean with a little bewilderment: "Have you seen Long's mobile phone? It's so big...how could it be...it was still there before..."

Even though it was still there just now, how could such a large mobile phone disappear suddenly?

The whole dragon of Qing Longlong is not well, did Long forget his mobile phone in the cafeteria?

But the dragon didn't stay in the cafeteria!

Qing Longlong fumbled all over the pockets of his clothes and trousers, the booklet was still in the pockets, why did he lose his mobile phone?

Qing Longlong, who searched up and down the office, was so anxious that he was about to cry. Could it be that he accidentally dropped it in the cafeteria? ?

Just as he turned around and was about to run out, a voice came from behind him.

"Cough...whose phone is this?"

Qing Longlong was stunned for a moment, and turned around abruptly, the light green thing in the bad dean's hand immediately caught Long's attention.

"Ah! Long's mobile phone!" Qing Longlong smiled happily, and then came back to his senses: "Eh? You took the mobile phone? Then you watched Long search for so long just now, and didn't tell Long!!"

"Because I bullied you, I deliberately didn't tell you." You Bing smiled viciously: "You were always bullied by my bad dean in the mental hospital, haven't you gotten used to it?"

Qing Longlong was startled, and looked at the phone instantly.

You Bing took out his black mobile phone again, and clicked on the video recorded before, and the voice of Qinglonglong dancing came out from the mobile phone: "I have horns on my head, and a tail behind me."No one knows how many secrets I have.I am a little green dragon.Little Qinglong, little Qinglong.I have many little secrets. '

Qing Longlong: Oops!Dragon's secret revealed! !

***

In line with the repeated 'I have a lot of little secrets' in the background sound, You Bing grinned: "Some dragons are just duplicity, eating other people's meals, using other people's mobile phones, but secretly surfing the Internet behind their backs." Posting a post with the intention of bullying others, fortunately, the masses have discerning eyes and did not allow a little bad dragon to realize his little scheme.”

Qing Longlong was blushing and at a loss when he was told that, he was even more anxious than when he lost his phone: "I, I am not that kind of dragon! You are just bullying the dragon! Don't let the dragon say..."

"Is that so..." You Bing took a breath, pretended not to understand and asked, "Whose food are you eating?"

There was still oil on Qing Longlong's mouth that he hadn't wiped off after eating, he pursed his lips and said in a low voice: "Your..."

You Bing raised his lips: "Then whose bed is it?"

Qing Long's head also drooped down: "Your..."

You Bingyu smiled: "Whose phone are you using?"

Qing Longlong already felt guilty, and replied lazily: "Your..."

You Bing looked at Qing Longlong with a smile in his eyes, and continued to ask: "Who paid for the clothes?"

Qing Longlong: "You..."

Seeing that the little green dragon had softened completely, You Bing chuckled and asked, "Then whose are you?"

Qing Longlong's conditioned answer: "Your..."

***

Um?What seems wrong?

Qing Longlong came to his senses, and instantly raised his head to stare at the bad dean.

You Bing couldn't bear it anymore, and simply laughed loudly: "You said that you, a little green dragon, use mine for food, drink, sleep, and that I bully you, are you still unreasonable?"

When it comes to sophistry, no one can argue better than You Bing.

Even Qing Longlong began to doubt himself, is it really the dragon's fault?Are dragons really that bad?

The bad dean is right!The food, drink, and sleep are all owned by the bad dean. How can you say that the bad dean bullies the dragon?

Could it be that the dragon has been in the human world for too long, and he learned it badly without knowing it?

The more Qing Longlong thought about it, the more he felt that he was wronged, completely forgetting that the facts that You Bing bullied him before were real.

"It seems...it's the dragon's fault."

"It's because you remember wrong! How could I bully you!" You Bing began to mislead you: "Wu Hao is the only one who bullies you. Think about it, right? From the very beginning, you were implicated by him. All kinds of unlucky things are also related to him."

"It seems to be like this..." Qing Longlong was gradually brainwashed: "Yesterday that annoying Wu Hao was still arguing with Long!"

You Bing smiled: "So, if I bully Wu Hao for you, even if I avenge you, even if you avenge you, you are not a benefactor, nor should you be an enemy?"

Qing Longlong was stunned: "Are you helping Long take revenge!" Long was so moved that he couldn't extricate himself in an instant, and threw himself into You Bing's arms in a burst of small steps: "Dean, you are such a good person!"

Seeing Qing Longlong's whole-hearted trusting eyes, You Bing felt itchy, wagging his fox tail, grinning, and took the little green dragon into his arms.

***

You Bing whispered to this little green dragon for a while...

Qing Longlong's eyes are bright, but he is a little shy and reserved: "This...isn't it good, the dragon is so bad...isn't it good."

"Tsk!" You Bing's eyes sparkled earnestly: "How can you call it bad, you forgot how he was angry with you before? You are called revenge, the little green dragon who takes revenge."

Qing Longlong pursed his lips with joy on his face, and said unconscionably, "President, you are right! Long is not bad, but revenge!"

After getting You Bing's affirmation, Qing Longlong went to look for Wu Hao arrogantly.

***

Qing Longlong searched the corridors, wards, consultation desk... and finally found Wu Hao in the yard.

Wu Hao was playing chess with Uncle Di with a solemn face, while Xiao Sansan, who was stretched to the sky, was lying on the sidelines to watch.

Qing Longlong was still a little hesitant, after all, the way the dean thought of for Long was a bit sinister...

At this time, Uncle Di saw Qing Longlong, and waved at Qing Longlong: "Come and chat with me?"

Qing Longlong pursed his lips, and took a step forward with some hesitation...

Wu Hao snorted, curled his lips in disgust: "He's just mentally ill! Let's play with us, ignore him."

These words instantly pushed Qing Longlong into the abyss of revenge, and all hesitation was forgotten.

Qing Longlong thought angrily, it's not the dragon's fault!You are forcing the dragon to take revenge on you!

Long immediately remembered the teachings of the bad dean, he immediately straightened his stomach and supported his waist, crying: "Wu Hao! Did you put Long...er, I forgot! I am your wife! Now I am pregnant You still lose your memory when you are pregnant, but how can we, orphans and widowed dragons, live!"

Uncle Di who was about to persuade a fight: ...

Xiao Sansan who is relatively young but knows a lot: ...

Perhaps it was because the hostile relationship between Qing Longlong and Wu Hao was too deep, Wu Hao was stunned for a moment and didn't accept the script, but questioned: "...are you sick?"

Qing Longlong couldn't hold back, bared his teeth and said, "You're just sick!"

Wu Hao: "Look, I'll say you're sick! Where's the nurse? The nurse! There's a mental patient here!"