After being auctioned, I was taken by Long Aotian... [Xi Huan]

Dr. Garfield was dragged away by Cerro with his hangover head on his head. Ten minutes ago, he was lying comfortably in the stable - well, maybe not so comfortable - hugging a big pile of straw, sound asleep.Now going through an all-night, drinking-out man, running with energetic youngsters in the early morning... that's enough to kill.

Garfield felt like he was going to throw up, and immediately acted on that feeling.

"Are you ready? Garfield?!" The person who was throwing up was not in a hurry, but the person watching him was in a hurry.If Cerro had the jumping power of a rabbit, he would definitely jump onto the roof.

"Okay..." Garfield wiped his mouth, wobbled a few steps, leaned against the wall and panted again, "What made our little cutie so anxious? Let's take a gamble... um... I guess ..."

"No gambling!" Sero couldn't help but dragged Garfield away, "He has a bad fever! Go get your medicine box and get all the tools."

Like a puppet without a soul, Garfield was led by Sero to the clinic.His out-of-focus eyes fixed on Sero, and he murmured dreamily: "Cerro, you have changed. Or am I dreaming?"

"Yes, get better!" Sero replied without thinking, "If you are not happy for me, at least wake up quickly."

Soon, Garfield discovered the reason why Cerro, who regarded gambling as his life, had thrown his life aside in the past few months.The moment he saw the assassin's true face, Garfield whistled.

"Is this 'that'?" He raised his eyebrows, crazily hinting at Old Hans, "The 'leper'?"

"Oh, please! He doesn't have leprosy!" Sero pulled Garfield to Null's side.

Old Hans sat on the ground, stirred the linen cloth that had been soaked enough in the basin, and said what he said, no matter from which aspect, he was not very nice: "This guy is the son of the 'child' in Sero's belly. Father. He doesn't want to be a widow, and the child doesn't want to be a posthumous child!"

The pockmarks on Garfield's face turned red, but he couldn't hold back after all, and burst out laughing.

"Garfield!" Sero grabbed his collar and shook him vigorously, "What are you laughing at, you drunk! Are you still awake?"

"No...I'm not..." Garfield almost bit off his tongue, "Old Hans is saying that you—are pregnant?"

"Yeah!" Sero put his hips on his hips as a matter of course, "So what?"

"He said he kissed this guy!" Old Hans blew his beard and stared at Garfield's eyes round, "You told him that kissing will make you pregnant!"

"Huh?" Garfield couldn't hold back, and laughed again, "Hey, don't you mean it?"

"Didn't you say that?!" Sero's face was full of doubts, "You said, you can't get pregnant by messing with someone, you have to kiss! As long as you kiss someone and swallow the other person's saliva, you will get pregnant." Little baby! You said—because prostitutes don’t kiss people, so prostitutes can’t get pregnant. Couples can kiss, so wives can get pregnant!”

"Look what nonsense you've told him!" He slammed the wet linen onto Garfield's face with a thud, and old Hans's bald forehead was bulging with veins, "This little bastard has already been fascinated by the devil, and he insists on Holding on to this wanted criminal, what do you think should be done about this matter?"

Garfield pulled down the towel, and the alcohol evaporated with the cold water in the mid-autumn air. "I... At that time, Cerro was only thirteen or fourteen years old, I couldn't tell him..." He shuddered, and stared timidly at the furious old man, "It's all because of Cerro! Beep beep beep! I'm just..."

"What? You still took him to a brothel?" Old Hans became even more angry, grabbed Garfield by the collar and lifted him up, "And when he was thirteen or fourteen years old? Are you selling him out?" Has it been given to anyone?"

"No, no, no! If I sell myself, I won't sell Cerro either! Mr. Hans! I promise!" Garfield waved his hands frantically in fright, "He insisted on going with me! I said I'll find some Lezi..."

"You're saying that you're going to enjoy—the wonderful and extreme ecstasy that only adults can understand." Sero corrected aloud.

"Hey, that's what happened! Ah, Mr. Hans, I'm sorry!" screamed Garfield, who was lifted off the ground, his fat round face was full of horror, "I promise, no one is right as a child Sero, what are you doing out of the ordinary!"

"But he has seen you do that!" Old Hans continued his anger, and raised Garfield even higher, causing him to slump up to his waist.As a result, the two fell together on the wall of the small room, almost crushing the dilapidated old house.

"No, no, no!" Garfield's face was pale, and he quickly denied, "He was in the hall, with his mother Sanlosi. He was fine when I came out, just asking questions."

"Did you hear that?" Old Hans turned his head and said to Sero, "Damn it! You can't get pregnant! Hand over this guy!"

Sero stared at her eyes, and tilted her head like a curious baby: "Then, how do you get pregnant?"

Old Hans covered his waist and yelled fiercely at Garfield: "Tell him!"

Garfield leaned over and whispered to Selo for a moment.Sero's face turned red visibly. He bit his fingernails, thought for a long time, and then slowly said, "Why did you lie to me?"

Garfield was momentarily at a loss for words, and looked at Old Hans for help.Old Hans turned away from his dark face, and only cared about his twisted waist.

"Oh my god, I feel so bad!" He turned around, put his head against the wall, and kept scratching it with both hands, "Damn it, Garfield lied to me! I haven't kissed for so many years !Mmm... liar..."

At this moment, what Cerro has believed in for the past ten years has changed.His outlook on life collapsed like an avalanche.

"Oh...damn it! Garfield has hairy eggs!" He clenched his fists and beat the wall indiscriminately, causing the dust to fall down. "Curse you, curse you to be eaten by monsters in the sewer!"

"Okay, you've already kissed." Garfield shrugged indifferently, and pointed at the man sitting in the corner, "We should deal with this more now—he looks weak and seriously injured He is in a coma. We tie him up and carry him to the vicious dogs, and we should get a lot of money."

Sero, who was still immersed in his little emotions, suddenly woke up. He jumped up like a rabbit, and quickly ran to Nuer, squatting like a cat protecting food. "No!" He yelled at Garfield, his mind spinning rapidly, "Even if that's the case, it's possible...he's still the father of my child! We can't hand him over!"

The small calculations in his mind were crackling, and Garfield and Old Hans would never know that they had never done that between them.No matter what happens in the future, the most important thing is to confuse things now.

"Hmm..." Garfield lowered his head in thought for a moment, then raised his eyes to stare at the fried-haired Sero for a long time, "It is true that some alien races, such as tiger people... can also be born by males, because they There is a reproductive cavity. But human men... have no such precedent. Only the archdruid can produce two male children, and I have not heard of natural birth."

"Ah?" Sero never expected that this would be the result, "Okay, then I'm a tiger race now!" He squatted next to Nuer, imitating the big cat, hugging Nuer with a high fever My body, meowing non-stop, "I have tiger-human bloodlines meow~Doctor Garfield, please save my lovely child and his father! We, mother and child, will depend on our lives in the future! Meow~meow~"

A deep muffled hum came from beside the meowing Sero. If Sero hadn't heard it wrong, he would have thought it was someone's muffled laugh.He turned his head to look at Nu Er who didn't know when he woke up, the corners of his always drooping mouth were slightly raised.

"Are you laughing at me?" Selo roared like a dragon whose scales had been touched, jumped up and shouted, "I'm helping you, and you're laughing at me! Let's throw this bastard into the well !"

"Okay! I'll go find the rope!" Garfield replied quickly, and his actions were also fast.But before he could take two steps, he was kicked hard in the crook of the leg by Sero, and fell to the ground with a thud.

"Don't go!" Selo yelled at him.

Old Hans was still rubbing his waist, looking coldly at Cerro, whose face was rounded, and Garfield, who was trembling with fear.

"No." Null said slowly, breaking the deadlock.His voice sounded very weak, but he was still conscious.At least, judging from his clenched dagger hand, he really woke up.

"No, don't lie! I saw it!" Sero rushed over unconvinced, holding the tip of his nose against the other's nose, "You obviously have it!"

Nuer's dagger was only half an inch away from his chest, and it never pierced through.Garfield and Old Hans stretched their necks, their hearts in their throats.

"Hi, Sero!" Garfield trembled, "We won't throw it away, okay? You..." He chose his words carefully, and glanced at Old Hans secretly, "Your 'friend' , the injury is not light!"

"That's right! The guy with the hot tip of his nose dares to point a knife at me!" Sai Luo yelled fiercely, pressing his forehead against Nuer's hot head, "If you move a little more, I'll kill you... He put Nuer's head in his hands and threatened viciously, "Take all your clothes and sell them all! You won't be given a single coin! You can just run around in leaves from now on!"

"Oh..." Nuer responded lightly, "That's really scary..."

"Hey, I'm serious!" Sero puffed up his face, desperately trying to prove how serious he was, but he was a little cute instead, "I can do it, and I really can do it!"

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Nuer: Wait, you guys are arguing, and you put me, a seriously injured person, aside?

Sero: Shut up!I'm going to shit on Garfield today!

Garfield: Huh?

Sai Luo raised his small fist and beat: You give me back my youth, you give me back my innocence!You give me back my first kiss!

Garfield: Whoa!It's not me who kissed you!Whoever took it away, who do you go to settle accounts with!

Sero glanced at Nuer: ...

Continue to play Garfield's Cerro: You return my innocence!You give me back my youth!You give me back...

Garfield: Ooh, ooh, Mr. Hans!Help!

Nuer: Well, you are still very young!

Sero: Don't speak for him!Otherwise, I will fight with you!

Null: ...

Old Hans (watching a play).

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