After being auctioned, I was taken by Long Aotian... [Xi Huan]
Chapter 40 Cerro Running with the Ball
Running with the ball - what to do if you have a cub?Hang Chi Hang Chi run with the ball!
When Sero returned home, the setting sun shone warmly on his back, lengthening his shadow.He hurried back with a lot of thoughts, wondering what the outcome would be when Null went to the great druid of the giant beast today.
The little one told Sero before he left: "Don't be afraid, when I was pregnant for the first time, I felt that my body was terribly heavy, and I felt like I was going to die at any time. But I also survived, and I kept thinking—— Wouldn’t it be a wonderful thing if I could continue the offspring for my loved one? Now every time I think about it, in this vast world, my child was born in this world as a continuation of my life, I feel sincerely moved."
"But, you are a half-tiger." Sero accidentally spoke quickly, and put the racial issue that a half-tiger cares most about in front of Xiao Budian.When he realized his impoliteness, he immediately apologized, "Ah, I didn't mean that... I mean. Human men shouldn't be able to get pregnant."
"Generally yes." The little one was not angry, he hugged a kitten and stroked its fur affectionately, "So, I know that there are quite a few men who 'live together' in the city of Saint Stone, Will raise a kitten as a child. My 'children' here..." He shrugged his shoulders indifferently, (Cerro heard he was referring to stray cats) "Many of them were adopted for this reason ? Do you want to take one too? They are all very good boys!"
The tri-color kitten that rubbed against Sero's arm immediately seized the opportunity and kept meowing, as if to say, "Please take me away! I would like to go home with you!"
Sero refused the little one's kindness, he didn't know how to take care of the kitten at all.It's so small and soft, what if it can't be kept alive?Speaking of which, human babies are also small and soft, and Sero feels a little bit clear—why the godfather said that Null was small and soft when he was a baby, and he was worried that he would not be able to support him.
In this day and age, the infant mortality rate is not low.
He's not like a half-tiger like the little one, and he doesn't have a genital cavity, so where should he use it to get pregnant?
Sero touched his lower abdomen—flat and flat.He really couldn't believe that a baby would come in here!If there is a chance, he might ask the Duke of Golden Lion and Chang Geng Xing Rongguang... No, no, it can't be these two people.They are not familiar at all, and they are not people that Sero can meet casually.
The little guy didn't explain clearly what the archdruid's man-making magic was like. Anyway, for an ordinary human being, magic is miraculous and inconceivable.Where is there any condition, maybe it is just chanting the mantra - change and change!With a bang, a flash, or a puff of smoke or something, the child falls from mid-air into the person's hands.
If so, it might be easy and convenient.They can have as many kids as they want!
Thinking of this, Sero happily took the key to open the door.He rushed into the porch, kicked off his boots, and ran into the living room barefoot: "Nuer! I'm back! Did you bring our child back? Nouer?"
He searched around on the first floor, but he didn't see any trace of Nuer.This guy didn't know where he went.Sero cursed a few words in a low voice, and at the pier on the first floor, he saw that the boat moored there had disappeared—it was probably rowed away by Null, and he didn't know where it went.
"This damn guy!" Sai Luo put his hands on his hips and looked at the shimmering sea. "You better go to the sea to get the child! After you go home, if I don't see our child, you Give me one!"
After venting to the sea, Sero felt much happier.When he returned to the living room on the first floor, he saw a small pot that he had never seen before on the coffee table.It should have been brought back by Nuer and put here.
Sero opened it curiously, and there were several plant fruits inside.He poured out the fruit, and it turned out to be a few nuts.Anyway, bored waiting here, Sero took his small hammer to crack nuts, cracked the nuts open, and ate the nuts inside.
This must be Nuer's apology for not being able to accompany him today and buying nuts.This idea, let Sero eat, and his conscience will not be condemned in the slightest.He tried his best to deal with the food, until Nuer returned home in the night, with some seafood such as kelp and sea urchin in the net bag in his hand.
"Sero! What have you done?" Seeing that Siro's mouthful was full of broken nuts, Nuer threw the wet net bag on the ground, "You ate all of these? "
"Not yet!" Sero chewed the last nuts and swallowed them hard, "Well, I've eaten them all now. Well, my uncle forgives you for not being with me today! What's the result? Did the archdruid give you a child? Don’t tell me, even the ones in your net bag, I still recognize seafood.”
"Yes, he did." Null covered his head with a headache, "but it all went into your stomach. You ate them all..."
"Oh, that's good, I thought you didn't get things done..." Sero patted the nuts on his body and stood up. These things are really delicious, but they are easy to make people thirsty. He has to get them now Drink some water.Before he took two steps, he immediately felt that something was wrong, and walked back backwards. "Wait, wait! Null, what are you talking about? I ate it? But, those are just nuts!"
"Yes...magic nuts." Null continued to cover his head with one hand, "The great druid of the giant beast said that these things are enough for us to use."
"Ah? Why, how do you use it?" Sero fumbled anxiously on his belly, there was no sign of a cub there, "Will I get pregnant? Right now! My God, what do I do with this?" ! I thought I was an ordinary nut, how do I use this?"
"Powder it, and then..." Nur leaned close to Sero's ear and whispered how to use it, "That's it. Now they're all in your stomach, and we'll have to wait until next year for the next batch." After the Spring Festival..."
"That...that's too...too obscene!" Sero blushed and panted heavily, "You actually believe in such a ghost method, it's simply witchcraft! This magic is too unreliable! !I wouldn’t put nut powder...adjust...sea urchin oil...put...put...put...in that kind of place!"
"That's what the archdruid said." Null shrugged helplessly, "There's nothing left now, but I don't know if entering from the upper mouth is as effective as entering from the lower mouth." He slowly Close to Cerro, like a hunting beast, approaching his prey step by step, "Although there is no sea urchin oil, you still have to try it, don't you?"
"Yeah, it won't work! Believe me, really, you must have been tricked by him!" Cerro waved his hands in fright, and backed away with a flushed face, "Hey, Nur, are you serious? Let's go! You, don't come here! What do you want to do? Hey, hey!"
Puff-!
There was a huge splash of water on the surface of the sea, Se Luo retreated too fast, and accidentally fell headlong into the sea.
"Wow——! Help—! Help—!" Sero struggled desperately, scratching his hands and feet, "I——! I can't swim——! No——! Help——!"
Null jumped into the water, quickly grabbed Se Luo's wrist, and hugged him tightly.Null grabbed Sero's struggling hand, aimed at his mouth swallowing seawater, and blocked all the calls and complaints with kisses.
Without the painful feeling of sea water entering his lungs, Sero quickly calmed down.Surrounding them, the sea waves brushed against their skin gently like silk, and between their lips and tongues intertwined, love spread in the water.Sero felt as free as a bird, his floating body was no longer sinking, but was slowly rising.
When Null finally let go of Selo's mouth, he found himself floating on the water.
"Okay, don't be afraid." Nuer's gentle comforting voice can always dispel Sero's fear of the unknown, "There is nothing to be afraid of. Let's go up first, shall we? As long as you don't want to, I won't force you of."
Sero blushed and nodded lightly, as light as raindrops on a dead leaf.
The drenched little Sero stood on the pier like a drenched chicken, and when the cold night wind blew, he was so cold that he sneezed immediately.Null directly fought him back to the living room, as if he had been captured alive.
A few minutes later, Sero, who no longer dared to resist, was nestled on the sofa next to the fireplace, his naked body wrapped in a blanket. "Don't scare me like this again! Ah-choo!" He wrinkled his little nose, and glanced at the man who squatted there to keep him warm by the fireplace in the hot weather of July, "This time I will be magnanimous." I forgive you! You must thank me for my kindness!"
"Yes, thank you for your majesty's generosity and mercy." Nuer replied angrily, trying to ignite the damp wood that had been piled up for more than four months. "What should I do to repay my king?"
"Well, good. Let's talk about the child." Sero stared at Nuer with bright eyes, and his eyes wandered back and forth on Nuer's body in wet clothes, "You should at least leave a note to tell me—— They can’t be eaten. Otherwise, I wouldn’t eat them! Nuer, what do you think I should do now?”
"It doesn't work if you keep it, you don't know that many words." Nuer stood up and spread his hands, indicating that he couldn't handle the firewood, "Forget it, it's better not to bake your body, you take a hot bath to dry off and go to bed Bar!"
"Come on! You're not at home today, who will buy hot water! We don't have hot water!" After all, Sero couldn't hold back the urge to roll his eyes, and complained to Nuer, "You said this kind of 'hot water' If you want to take a bath, it would be better to say——I’ll warm you——it’s more sincere.”
"I'll warm you up." Null replied without thinking.
Before Sero could react, he found that the blanket covering his body had been lifted off, and the whole person was embraced by the drenched man.
【Holy Light Technique】
It took a long time for Sero to recover from the dizzying dizziness.He glanced at the man lying beside him, and wanted to be more magnanimous, just bear with it and pass.Unexpectedly, patience turned out to be such a painful thing.It's just - endure for a while, the more you think about it, the more angry you become.If you take a step back, the more you think about it, the worse it will be.
So, Cerro, who was getting worse and worse after thinking about it, couldn't bear it after all, and kicked Nuer out of the bed.
"What is the last time, I don't want to believe your nonsense anymore!"
Cerro originally thought that this matter would pass like this, and after that he was worried for two months, and nothing abnormal happened to his body.So Sero gradually forgot about it.
Two months later, ten days to the Autumn Feast in October.
Sero also had a big appetite today.
In fact, since the beginning of September, Sero's appetite has been getting better.Food is especially plentiful and delicious this fall.The whole kingdom seemed to be at the mercy of the heavens, the weather was impeccable, the timing and amount of rain was perfect.The sun shines for as long and as brightly as possible.In autumn, the barns are full of grain and the boats are full of fish.In a seaside trading city like St. Stone City, the food from all over the world is rich and varied, with high quality and low price.
Cerro is now bubbling with happiness every day, without fear, and has no worries about food and clothing all day long, and Nuer stays by his side all the time.The business in the bar is also very good. He can now eat twice as much food as usual every day-of course, this is also related to the good weather this year.
Nuer held the beer and put it to his lips, looking at Sero who was devouring it.All kinds of food stuffed his mouth full, like a piglet.But in just 10 minutes, he ate two large pieces of bread, half a bottle of blueberry jam, a large piece of butter and two creme brulee, plus a plate of strawberries, two grilled fish and twenty sea urchins.He drank these things down with five glasses of beer, and still couldn't get enough of the seafood that was just served.
The so-called autumn of appetite is nothing more than that.
"Cerro, you seem to be..." Nuer pinched the center of his brows, trying to use appropriate words to tell Cerro, "Isn't it, a little... I mean, no matter what you are, I like it, but you... eat It's a little too much. I'm afraid you're filling your stomach."
"I'm just hungry—!" Cerro protested, waving his small fist, "Just let me be satisfied while eating, is it that difficult?"
"Cough..." Nuer coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment. They were sitting in the hall on the first floor of the Harry Hotel, and some topics were not suitable to talk about here.He looked around quietly, and others seemed to have not noticed the small man with a surprisingly large appetite.He quietly leaned over and whispered in Sero's ear, "Could it be that you are not satisfied in other aspects?"
Sero almost spit out the whole sip of wine he just swallowed, his face blushed, and he managed to stabilize his emotions. "Just, that's... because of that..." He quietly glanced around, hooked Nuer's hand under the table, "I'm very satisfied! But my physical strength is also exhausted, so what's wrong with eating more to restore physical strength ?”
He said it as if he was right, and Null couldn't think of any reason to refute him at all.Just let him eat Hesse nonsense.
Selo rang the refill bell again, and the waiter in a tuxedo bowed to him: "Anything else, sir?"
"Menu." Sero said, "I want extra food."
A few days ago, Cerro told Nuer that it was his birthday.But this "birthday" is a little different from the "birthday" he told Nuer in Luohegang Town.Taking advantage of Nuer's memory loss and not knowing what happened before, Sai Luo simply took this day as his birthday.
He was an abandoned orphan, and there was nothing in his swaddling clothes to suggest his birthday.In fact, this is his first real "birthday".Nuer didn't object, and he wouldn't object, even in normal times, Nuer always let him do whatever he wanted.
So today, Sero drank too much.When Nuer carried the little drunk back, Se Luo was a little confused.He didn't know what nonsense he was talking about, but he found that when he woke up the next day, Nuer looked at him tenderly and said, "From today onwards, every day can be your birthday."
Sero touched his sore lower back, wondering what happened last night.
So, in order to remind Cerro, Cerro, who celebrates his "birthday" every day, repeats what happened on the night of his "birthday" every night.It's just that this "birthday", what Cerro didn't expect was that it would be—crying for a birthday!
After a long time, Sero, who lived a carefree life, inevitably experienced some changes in his body.At the beginning of October, before the autumn feast, Seroben wanted to wear last year's dress to attend the celebration, but found that the clothes could not be buttoned.The people who joined the catering guild of St. Stone City were going to get together these few days, and Xiao Budian had told him that this year's party was particularly important.
The guild leader, Old Steven of Old Steven's Afternoon Tea, will take a backstage at this year's party.
Old Steven's shop has been transferred to his adopted son, but he said that he will not let his adopted son who is only a teenager take this position.Harry, the owner of the Harry Hotel, is an elf, and he has served as the president of the Catering Guild five times.He said that he just wanted to do business quietly, and he couldn't handle the messy things in the guild.
Therefore, the chairman of this session will be re-elected.
Candidates for the president must have extensive contacts, be of noble character, be enthusiastic, and have prestige.There are 1 people in Sero's heart who don't want to go to this party, and those guys who want to be the president are enough to worry him.If he could, he'd turn down the little half-tiger--everyone called him Small.
But as a half-tiger, it may not be able to convince the public well.When nominating, I found a lot of opposing voices.Even in peacetime, people's pride and prejudice are not uncommon.Cerro's crucial vote determines the position of the little guy candidate, and now many people in the catering guild are not used to him because of this matter.
In the eyes of those people - Butterfly Bar, a small bar, is closed every three days, and the owner of the shop is surprisingly lazy.This year's Midsummer Flame Festival did not set up a booth with people from other catering guilds to provide drinks and food!This is simply a disgrace to the entire catering guild!
You're so lazy, you don't even have the spirit of a contract!How can a guy who lacks credibility have a foothold in the guild?
In fact, Sero originally wanted to push the beer stand to participate in the Midsummer Fire Festival and participate in the activities of the catering guild.But thinking that this was the first Midsummer Fire Festival spent with Nuer, he shirked everything that day and spent a whole day with Nuer eating, drinking and having fun.
He doesn't care what those guys think of him, Nier is the most important thing!
However, the current meeting of the catering guild is also very important.Looking at the little dress that he couldn't button up no matter what, Sero felt that his belly seemed to be protruding a bit.
Suddenly, a thought appeared in Se Luo's mind - counting it, it seems... It's been three months!
Touching his slightly protruding belly, Sero felt a little sad.His little mind flicked, and everything that happened in the past three months was numbered one by one.
"I, what am I?" Looking at his waist repeatedly in the mirror, Sero felt that he was about to cry the next moment, "Pregnant?"
Oh my god, are you pregnant? !
Yes, it must be that way.I heard that pregnancy has a lot of appetite, and he has a lot of appetite recently.I heard that pregnancy can cause vomiting. After eating lunch the day before yesterday, he vomited a lot in a short while, and then refused to treat his mouth badly, and ate another meal.Moreover, even the lemon juice dripping in the oysters does not feel sour...
This... This is really pregnant!
Countless thought bubbles surrounded Sero, he bit his lower lip and paced anxiously in the locker room.
What to do? What to do? What to do?What should I do if I have a cub?
Sero touched his slightly bulging belly and thought, the druid's magic is really effective. I don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
ah!wrong!It should be thinking - what if he is a big man and pregnant?Doesn't this let people know, is he the one below?Last time he even bragged to Donna that Nuer was his wife and she was very obsessed with him!
Although Donna expressed her disbelief at the time, she said, "I don't think Mr. Null is the kind of person who can lie down and let people do whatever they want."
But Sero patted his chest for the sake of face and said: "Don't believe it! Don't you know that people can't be judged by appearance? Of course Nuer is my wife. He submits to my masculinity every night. Fascinated!"
Although Nuer, who just brought beer to the door, heard what he said, Nuer didn't say anything.However, that night, Null used his actions to tell Cerro who should be the one who should show his masculinity.
Now, if Donna finds out that he is pregnant... soon the entire city of St. Stone will know, followed by the entire Kingdom of Sgandi, and then the entire Glorious Continent will know!Maybe someone would come to see him—ah, pregnant man, a living miracle!Maybe the circus would pay big bucks to show off his pregnant belly, and people bought the shoot and lined up to see the pregnant man.
Thinking of this, Sero couldn't help turning pale.He tugged at his hair, and finally made a difficult decision - run!
Run to other places and give birth to the child first.This is the crystallization of love between him and Nuer, so he won't want to destroy it!Wait for him to give birth to the child, and then carry the child back to St. Stone City.
Well, I'll tell others when the time comes—it was just born to him by Nuer!Yes, when the time comes, he will still be the one who can show his masculinity!
Nuer's voice came from outside the door, he knocked lightly on the door twice, and pushed the door in without Sero's permission: "Why haven't you changed your clothes yet? The carriage from the catering guild is waiting."
"Ah, let them wait! I'll come right away!" Sero covered his belly with his clothes in a panic. Nuer didn't have any doubts about his pregnant belly yet, but he just wanted to cover it.
Null closed the door and left, Selo immediately sat down on the ground in frustration. "Oh my god, what should I do?" He kicked his two thin legs anxiously on the ground, but couldn't solve any problems, "You idiot, you made me like this... and you don't care about me at all. ..." He touched the cub in his belly and said sadly, "Son, let's leave your bastard father together!"
When Nuer came to open the door of the locker room again because of the urging of the catering guild, Sero was no longer there.The windows are wide open, and the autumn wind blows the gauze curtains and floats in the air.
After leaving the house, Se Luo ran all the way to the bank.He wore clothes as loose as possible to cover up his bulging belly, which he didn't know how big he would be in the future.Taking out a large bag of silver coins from the bank, Sero immediately boarded the mail van leading to St. Stone City and Kailar City. When the mail van passed through the town of Luohegang, he got off there.
Returning to Luohegang Town, where he had been away for two years—a place that has hardly changed—Serro couldn't help but be filled with emotion. "Homecoming" is probably nothing more than that.Taking a deep breath of the long-lost air in Luohegang Township, Sero shouted at the town gate: "I'm back!"
He trotted all the way to Old Hans Hotel, and the first thing he saw was Old Hans with a shiny head cleaning the fallen leaves at the entrance of the hotel.
"Boss!" Sero sorted out his emotions, trying not to sound so trembling, "Old Hans Hotel, do you still need a waiter?"
The old man's body froze for a moment, he turned around slowly, and turned his head in disbelief: "Oh my God, look who's back!" Hugging Sero fiercely, "Damn it! I thought you died outside! It's been almost three years! There is no letter at all! You bastard, are you trying to steal my bread again? Then I Don't agree!"
Sero hugged him back, giggling non-stop: "Yes, the stolen bread is the best! If you still want to take me in, I might take your bread to feed the stray dogs !"
"Bad thing! You little bastard! Don't try to steal my bread again! But you can buy it with money!" Old Hans punched Sero in the stomach, not too hard, "By the way, why did you come back suddenly? You... Sero... what's wrong with you?"
Sero clutched his stomach and squatted down in pain. "You hit too hard! Old man!" His small face was tangled up, and he felt an unbearable pain in his lower abdomen from his stomach to his stomach, and he was so painful that he almost wanted to vomit, "I might be aborted by you! "
"Miscarriage?" Old Hans scratched his bald head for some unknown reason, "Abortion? What? Are you bankrupt?"
"Miscarriage! Miscarriage!" Sero waved his fist at him, "I'm pregnant, didn't you see it?"
"Pfft—! Hahahahahahahaha—!"
Judging from Old Hans' expression and the tears squeezed into his wrinkles, he didn't believe this shit at all.Sero stood up straight with his hips crossed, looked coldly at Old Hans rolling on the ground, and laughed for more than ten minutes before he stopped.
"Is it enough?" Sero growled angrily, "What's so strange? I ate magic seeds! Magic! Do you understand magic? The great druid of the giant beast gave it to me personally! In order not to let my My wife is suffering, so I have to eat first! I am such a considerate husband, you actually laughed at me! Ah, I want to spend the night with you, you shouldn’t object, right?”
Old Hans really didn't object, not only that, he also called the regular customer here - the drunkard druid.Of course, Dr. Garfield, who has gained weight again in the past three years, is also indispensable.
Dr. Garfield called his fatness—happiness.He got married last year, and his wife is the daughter of an old friend her mother met while she was washing clothes.Garfield said the girl was an ordinary farm girl, strong and healthy.On her wheat-colored face formed by the wind and the sun, there are always two blushes.
After examining Sero's belly, Garfield snapped his fingers: "Perfect little pregnant belly! You will probably be the first human male to give birth!"
The drunk druid was still talking like before. He hiccupped for a long time, looked up and down Si Luo with a pair of drunken eyes and said, "I know the magic of druids, but I don't know that there is such a thing. Correct. The method of producing life is not as simple as this, we must first—”
"First, the druid priests removed the nails, hair, and..." He hung his head, seemingly falling asleep again.
Sero and Garfield hurriedly shook him awake and asked together, "With what?"
"Liquid... fluid from the body!" The druid didn't know whether it was embarrassment or drunkenness, his face was very red, "you know, to make things that children need! Then..." he almost said Go to sleep.
"Then what?" Selo and Garfield shook him awake again.
"Then, on the night of the full moon, the druid priests used magic to open the acorn seeds, put them on the altar, and put these things into the acorns. Next...the priests will carry the radishes while it is still dark lights, singing around the sacred tree."
"Is this enough?" Sero asked, "Is this the process of making magic nuts?" He thought of the nuts he had eaten, and there was nothing strange in them, and... Null didn't say what kind of hair he wanted to get. Nails...
"After a month, the planted acorn will bear a fruit on the sacred tree. It's like an egg of a giant creature. The druids pluck the egg and give it to the person who provided the nails and hair." The druid said There was a loud belch, "For the next nine months, this egg needs careful care. It needs to be kept warm all the time, it needs gentle caress, and it needs meticulous care. When the egg breaks out, a new life , was born!"
"Really?" Sero stared at the drunk druid, "Is there no other way?"
"Of course, there are other ways!" The drunk druid said, "We have to make it clear that you are a human boy, and you cannot rely on your own strength to conceive and give birth. The magic of the druid does have It's the kind of body modification, but I haven't heard that eating a few nuts can make a person grow a reproductive cavity."
"Sounds a little scary..." Sero sat on the stool in the Old Hans Hotel, and stepped on it.He put his chin on his knees and said thoughtfully, "So, are there any exceptions? Like now, I am indeed pregnant!"
The drunk druid muttered a few words, then fell down on the table and fell asleep.Garfield pulled him up by his hair, and he opened his eyes unsteadily and said, "This is how the children of the Duke of Golden Lion and Chang Geng were made! Let me tell you, the fruit of the World Tree is precious! Now That seedling won't bear much fruit!"
"Huh? So it's true that the Duke of the Golden Lion is called the 'Knight of the Egg'?" Garfield approached with a gossiping face, "I heard that he is like an old hen, holding a huge egg." , for more than a year!"
"The Duke of the Golden Lion hatched eggs for nine months." The drunk druid said, "I was involved in this matter at the time! I regret it a bit when I say it - that kid has a pair of different pupils. One is the same as Chang Gung star It's lavender, and the other one is lake blue like the Duke of the Golden Lion. Something might happen to this kid in the future... Hey, I know that the future Chang Gung star is not worried, so I don't have to worry about it!"
"Don't go so far!" Sai Luo jumped off the stool and patted his stomach, "You guys see how my stomach is solved first!"
"What else can you do? If you don't want it, just abort him!" Garfield stretched his hand into the medicine box as he said, "I should still have analgesics here, um, this is it. Don't worry, I will give it to him." You go to experienced aunts, they will give you some mercury to drink, and then beat your stomach to make sure you can get rid of it!" He took out a bottle of sticky medicine and handed it to Sero, "I only charge for the medicine, There is no need for running errand money! Little Sero, do you think I treat you well?"
"Go away!" Sero held his stomach and backed away again and again, "Who said it's going to be aborted, I'm going to give birth!"
"Huh?" Old Hans, Garfield, and the drunk Druid who fell asleep looked at him with wide eyes.
"When did I say I was going to kill him?" Sero shouted at Garfield angrily, "After all, this is me and...my wife's child, so I won't kill him!"
"Oh, it's so fucking touching." Old Hans taunted mercilessly, "I almost burst into tears. You can stay here, and I don't charge rent. Let everyone come and see you Pregnant guys, each with two coins, I can earn a mountain of gold!"
"Oh! Please! Don't do this!" Sero took Old Hans's hand and gently shook his arm, "I will pay the rent, I brought a lot of money to go out this time!"
"One Kinnar for one night." Old Hans said, "If you don't take him away while he's still young, that's the price!"
"You scoundrel! Blackmailer!" Sero shook off Old Hans's hand and touched his belly, "Oh, my poor child. Look, this old scoundrel is going to bully our orphans and widows. The world is so big, is there no place for us father and son?" He pretended to be emotional and burst into tears.
Garfield stretched his neck and took the opportunity to say, "Maybe it's a girl."
"Go away!" Upon hearing this, Sero slapped him across the face, "Slap my angry meow meow! He will definitely be a boy!"
"Okay, no matter if it's a man or a woman, where do you plan to give birth?" Old Hans clasped his hands and stared at Sero, "I noticed that you don't have a nameplate on your neck, you are not married yet, right?" ? You have not been blessed by Atana, the goddess of family, so you cannot enter her temple and have children."
"Yeah, I still..." Sero pursed his lips, he really didn't think about marrying Nuer before.After all, Nuer hasn't recovered his memory yet, so he doesn't want to take advantage of others.When Nuer needed help the most, he helped Nuer and asked Nuer to repay him, and it would be too shameless to marry him.
"Without professional priests to help you, do you have to rely on these guys?" Old Hans gave Garfield a shot, "This unreliable three-legged cat doctor!" Old Hans gave the drunk druid another shot, " Druids who get drunk all day and don't even know their own name? You want to rely on these people to help you?"
"I can do it myself." Sero said unconvinced, "It's not that they are pregnant."
"Even if a woman gives birth, she still has to write a suicide note!" Old Hans angrily gave Si Luo a brain collapse, and then his eyes dimmed, becoming very sad, "My wife, and my child, That's how she left me. She had a dystocia, and she left this world of suffering with her child and went to heaven together. I don't want you to do the same..."
"I'm sorry, boss." Se Luo patted Old Hans on the shoulder with complicated emotions, "I won't die."
"This is the key!" Old Hans immediately recovered his spirits, "Where do you plan to give birth? When your belly grows big and the child inside matures, take a knife to cut open the child and take it out?!"
The scene described by Old Hans made Sero shudder.He really hadn't thought about this question before. If he really wanted to have a baby, where would he have it?
When Sero returned home, the setting sun shone warmly on his back, lengthening his shadow.He hurried back with a lot of thoughts, wondering what the outcome would be when Null went to the great druid of the giant beast today.
The little one told Sero before he left: "Don't be afraid, when I was pregnant for the first time, I felt that my body was terribly heavy, and I felt like I was going to die at any time. But I also survived, and I kept thinking—— Wouldn’t it be a wonderful thing if I could continue the offspring for my loved one? Now every time I think about it, in this vast world, my child was born in this world as a continuation of my life, I feel sincerely moved."
"But, you are a half-tiger." Sero accidentally spoke quickly, and put the racial issue that a half-tiger cares most about in front of Xiao Budian.When he realized his impoliteness, he immediately apologized, "Ah, I didn't mean that... I mean. Human men shouldn't be able to get pregnant."
"Generally yes." The little one was not angry, he hugged a kitten and stroked its fur affectionately, "So, I know that there are quite a few men who 'live together' in the city of Saint Stone, Will raise a kitten as a child. My 'children' here..." He shrugged his shoulders indifferently, (Cerro heard he was referring to stray cats) "Many of them were adopted for this reason ? Do you want to take one too? They are all very good boys!"
The tri-color kitten that rubbed against Sero's arm immediately seized the opportunity and kept meowing, as if to say, "Please take me away! I would like to go home with you!"
Sero refused the little one's kindness, he didn't know how to take care of the kitten at all.It's so small and soft, what if it can't be kept alive?Speaking of which, human babies are also small and soft, and Sero feels a little bit clear—why the godfather said that Null was small and soft when he was a baby, and he was worried that he would not be able to support him.
In this day and age, the infant mortality rate is not low.
He's not like a half-tiger like the little one, and he doesn't have a genital cavity, so where should he use it to get pregnant?
Sero touched his lower abdomen—flat and flat.He really couldn't believe that a baby would come in here!If there is a chance, he might ask the Duke of Golden Lion and Chang Geng Xing Rongguang... No, no, it can't be these two people.They are not familiar at all, and they are not people that Sero can meet casually.
The little guy didn't explain clearly what the archdruid's man-making magic was like. Anyway, for an ordinary human being, magic is miraculous and inconceivable.Where is there any condition, maybe it is just chanting the mantra - change and change!With a bang, a flash, or a puff of smoke or something, the child falls from mid-air into the person's hands.
If so, it might be easy and convenient.They can have as many kids as they want!
Thinking of this, Sero happily took the key to open the door.He rushed into the porch, kicked off his boots, and ran into the living room barefoot: "Nuer! I'm back! Did you bring our child back? Nouer?"
He searched around on the first floor, but he didn't see any trace of Nuer.This guy didn't know where he went.Sero cursed a few words in a low voice, and at the pier on the first floor, he saw that the boat moored there had disappeared—it was probably rowed away by Null, and he didn't know where it went.
"This damn guy!" Sai Luo put his hands on his hips and looked at the shimmering sea. "You better go to the sea to get the child! After you go home, if I don't see our child, you Give me one!"
After venting to the sea, Sero felt much happier.When he returned to the living room on the first floor, he saw a small pot that he had never seen before on the coffee table.It should have been brought back by Nuer and put here.
Sero opened it curiously, and there were several plant fruits inside.He poured out the fruit, and it turned out to be a few nuts.Anyway, bored waiting here, Sero took his small hammer to crack nuts, cracked the nuts open, and ate the nuts inside.
This must be Nuer's apology for not being able to accompany him today and buying nuts.This idea, let Sero eat, and his conscience will not be condemned in the slightest.He tried his best to deal with the food, until Nuer returned home in the night, with some seafood such as kelp and sea urchin in the net bag in his hand.
"Sero! What have you done?" Seeing that Siro's mouthful was full of broken nuts, Nuer threw the wet net bag on the ground, "You ate all of these? "
"Not yet!" Sero chewed the last nuts and swallowed them hard, "Well, I've eaten them all now. Well, my uncle forgives you for not being with me today! What's the result? Did the archdruid give you a child? Don’t tell me, even the ones in your net bag, I still recognize seafood.”
"Yes, he did." Null covered his head with a headache, "but it all went into your stomach. You ate them all..."
"Oh, that's good, I thought you didn't get things done..." Sero patted the nuts on his body and stood up. These things are really delicious, but they are easy to make people thirsty. He has to get them now Drink some water.Before he took two steps, he immediately felt that something was wrong, and walked back backwards. "Wait, wait! Null, what are you talking about? I ate it? But, those are just nuts!"
"Yes...magic nuts." Null continued to cover his head with one hand, "The great druid of the giant beast said that these things are enough for us to use."
"Ah? Why, how do you use it?" Sero fumbled anxiously on his belly, there was no sign of a cub there, "Will I get pregnant? Right now! My God, what do I do with this?" ! I thought I was an ordinary nut, how do I use this?"
"Powder it, and then..." Nur leaned close to Sero's ear and whispered how to use it, "That's it. Now they're all in your stomach, and we'll have to wait until next year for the next batch." After the Spring Festival..."
"That...that's too...too obscene!" Sero blushed and panted heavily, "You actually believe in such a ghost method, it's simply witchcraft! This magic is too unreliable! !I wouldn’t put nut powder...adjust...sea urchin oil...put...put...put...in that kind of place!"
"That's what the archdruid said." Null shrugged helplessly, "There's nothing left now, but I don't know if entering from the upper mouth is as effective as entering from the lower mouth." He slowly Close to Cerro, like a hunting beast, approaching his prey step by step, "Although there is no sea urchin oil, you still have to try it, don't you?"
"Yeah, it won't work! Believe me, really, you must have been tricked by him!" Cerro waved his hands in fright, and backed away with a flushed face, "Hey, Nur, are you serious? Let's go! You, don't come here! What do you want to do? Hey, hey!"
Puff-!
There was a huge splash of water on the surface of the sea, Se Luo retreated too fast, and accidentally fell headlong into the sea.
"Wow——! Help—! Help—!" Sero struggled desperately, scratching his hands and feet, "I——! I can't swim——! No——! Help——!"
Null jumped into the water, quickly grabbed Se Luo's wrist, and hugged him tightly.Null grabbed Sero's struggling hand, aimed at his mouth swallowing seawater, and blocked all the calls and complaints with kisses.
Without the painful feeling of sea water entering his lungs, Sero quickly calmed down.Surrounding them, the sea waves brushed against their skin gently like silk, and between their lips and tongues intertwined, love spread in the water.Sero felt as free as a bird, his floating body was no longer sinking, but was slowly rising.
When Null finally let go of Selo's mouth, he found himself floating on the water.
"Okay, don't be afraid." Nuer's gentle comforting voice can always dispel Sero's fear of the unknown, "There is nothing to be afraid of. Let's go up first, shall we? As long as you don't want to, I won't force you of."
Sero blushed and nodded lightly, as light as raindrops on a dead leaf.
The drenched little Sero stood on the pier like a drenched chicken, and when the cold night wind blew, he was so cold that he sneezed immediately.Null directly fought him back to the living room, as if he had been captured alive.
A few minutes later, Sero, who no longer dared to resist, was nestled on the sofa next to the fireplace, his naked body wrapped in a blanket. "Don't scare me like this again! Ah-choo!" He wrinkled his little nose, and glanced at the man who squatted there to keep him warm by the fireplace in the hot weather of July, "This time I will be magnanimous." I forgive you! You must thank me for my kindness!"
"Yes, thank you for your majesty's generosity and mercy." Nuer replied angrily, trying to ignite the damp wood that had been piled up for more than four months. "What should I do to repay my king?"
"Well, good. Let's talk about the child." Sero stared at Nuer with bright eyes, and his eyes wandered back and forth on Nuer's body in wet clothes, "You should at least leave a note to tell me—— They can’t be eaten. Otherwise, I wouldn’t eat them! Nuer, what do you think I should do now?”
"It doesn't work if you keep it, you don't know that many words." Nuer stood up and spread his hands, indicating that he couldn't handle the firewood, "Forget it, it's better not to bake your body, you take a hot bath to dry off and go to bed Bar!"
"Come on! You're not at home today, who will buy hot water! We don't have hot water!" After all, Sero couldn't hold back the urge to roll his eyes, and complained to Nuer, "You said this kind of 'hot water' If you want to take a bath, it would be better to say——I’ll warm you——it’s more sincere.”
"I'll warm you up." Null replied without thinking.
Before Sero could react, he found that the blanket covering his body had been lifted off, and the whole person was embraced by the drenched man.
【Holy Light Technique】
It took a long time for Sero to recover from the dizzying dizziness.He glanced at the man lying beside him, and wanted to be more magnanimous, just bear with it and pass.Unexpectedly, patience turned out to be such a painful thing.It's just - endure for a while, the more you think about it, the more angry you become.If you take a step back, the more you think about it, the worse it will be.
So, Cerro, who was getting worse and worse after thinking about it, couldn't bear it after all, and kicked Nuer out of the bed.
"What is the last time, I don't want to believe your nonsense anymore!"
Cerro originally thought that this matter would pass like this, and after that he was worried for two months, and nothing abnormal happened to his body.So Sero gradually forgot about it.
Two months later, ten days to the Autumn Feast in October.
Sero also had a big appetite today.
In fact, since the beginning of September, Sero's appetite has been getting better.Food is especially plentiful and delicious this fall.The whole kingdom seemed to be at the mercy of the heavens, the weather was impeccable, the timing and amount of rain was perfect.The sun shines for as long and as brightly as possible.In autumn, the barns are full of grain and the boats are full of fish.In a seaside trading city like St. Stone City, the food from all over the world is rich and varied, with high quality and low price.
Cerro is now bubbling with happiness every day, without fear, and has no worries about food and clothing all day long, and Nuer stays by his side all the time.The business in the bar is also very good. He can now eat twice as much food as usual every day-of course, this is also related to the good weather this year.
Nuer held the beer and put it to his lips, looking at Sero who was devouring it.All kinds of food stuffed his mouth full, like a piglet.But in just 10 minutes, he ate two large pieces of bread, half a bottle of blueberry jam, a large piece of butter and two creme brulee, plus a plate of strawberries, two grilled fish and twenty sea urchins.He drank these things down with five glasses of beer, and still couldn't get enough of the seafood that was just served.
The so-called autumn of appetite is nothing more than that.
"Cerro, you seem to be..." Nuer pinched the center of his brows, trying to use appropriate words to tell Cerro, "Isn't it, a little... I mean, no matter what you are, I like it, but you... eat It's a little too much. I'm afraid you're filling your stomach."
"I'm just hungry—!" Cerro protested, waving his small fist, "Just let me be satisfied while eating, is it that difficult?"
"Cough..." Nuer coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment. They were sitting in the hall on the first floor of the Harry Hotel, and some topics were not suitable to talk about here.He looked around quietly, and others seemed to have not noticed the small man with a surprisingly large appetite.He quietly leaned over and whispered in Sero's ear, "Could it be that you are not satisfied in other aspects?"
Sero almost spit out the whole sip of wine he just swallowed, his face blushed, and he managed to stabilize his emotions. "Just, that's... because of that..." He quietly glanced around, hooked Nuer's hand under the table, "I'm very satisfied! But my physical strength is also exhausted, so what's wrong with eating more to restore physical strength ?”
He said it as if he was right, and Null couldn't think of any reason to refute him at all.Just let him eat Hesse nonsense.
Selo rang the refill bell again, and the waiter in a tuxedo bowed to him: "Anything else, sir?"
"Menu." Sero said, "I want extra food."
A few days ago, Cerro told Nuer that it was his birthday.But this "birthday" is a little different from the "birthday" he told Nuer in Luohegang Town.Taking advantage of Nuer's memory loss and not knowing what happened before, Sai Luo simply took this day as his birthday.
He was an abandoned orphan, and there was nothing in his swaddling clothes to suggest his birthday.In fact, this is his first real "birthday".Nuer didn't object, and he wouldn't object, even in normal times, Nuer always let him do whatever he wanted.
So today, Sero drank too much.When Nuer carried the little drunk back, Se Luo was a little confused.He didn't know what nonsense he was talking about, but he found that when he woke up the next day, Nuer looked at him tenderly and said, "From today onwards, every day can be your birthday."
Sero touched his sore lower back, wondering what happened last night.
So, in order to remind Cerro, Cerro, who celebrates his "birthday" every day, repeats what happened on the night of his "birthday" every night.It's just that this "birthday", what Cerro didn't expect was that it would be—crying for a birthday!
After a long time, Sero, who lived a carefree life, inevitably experienced some changes in his body.At the beginning of October, before the autumn feast, Seroben wanted to wear last year's dress to attend the celebration, but found that the clothes could not be buttoned.The people who joined the catering guild of St. Stone City were going to get together these few days, and Xiao Budian had told him that this year's party was particularly important.
The guild leader, Old Steven of Old Steven's Afternoon Tea, will take a backstage at this year's party.
Old Steven's shop has been transferred to his adopted son, but he said that he will not let his adopted son who is only a teenager take this position.Harry, the owner of the Harry Hotel, is an elf, and he has served as the president of the Catering Guild five times.He said that he just wanted to do business quietly, and he couldn't handle the messy things in the guild.
Therefore, the chairman of this session will be re-elected.
Candidates for the president must have extensive contacts, be of noble character, be enthusiastic, and have prestige.There are 1 people in Sero's heart who don't want to go to this party, and those guys who want to be the president are enough to worry him.If he could, he'd turn down the little half-tiger--everyone called him Small.
But as a half-tiger, it may not be able to convince the public well.When nominating, I found a lot of opposing voices.Even in peacetime, people's pride and prejudice are not uncommon.Cerro's crucial vote determines the position of the little guy candidate, and now many people in the catering guild are not used to him because of this matter.
In the eyes of those people - Butterfly Bar, a small bar, is closed every three days, and the owner of the shop is surprisingly lazy.This year's Midsummer Flame Festival did not set up a booth with people from other catering guilds to provide drinks and food!This is simply a disgrace to the entire catering guild!
You're so lazy, you don't even have the spirit of a contract!How can a guy who lacks credibility have a foothold in the guild?
In fact, Sero originally wanted to push the beer stand to participate in the Midsummer Fire Festival and participate in the activities of the catering guild.But thinking that this was the first Midsummer Fire Festival spent with Nuer, he shirked everything that day and spent a whole day with Nuer eating, drinking and having fun.
He doesn't care what those guys think of him, Nier is the most important thing!
However, the current meeting of the catering guild is also very important.Looking at the little dress that he couldn't button up no matter what, Sero felt that his belly seemed to be protruding a bit.
Suddenly, a thought appeared in Se Luo's mind - counting it, it seems... It's been three months!
Touching his slightly protruding belly, Sero felt a little sad.His little mind flicked, and everything that happened in the past three months was numbered one by one.
"I, what am I?" Looking at his waist repeatedly in the mirror, Sero felt that he was about to cry the next moment, "Pregnant?"
Oh my god, are you pregnant? !
Yes, it must be that way.I heard that pregnancy has a lot of appetite, and he has a lot of appetite recently.I heard that pregnancy can cause vomiting. After eating lunch the day before yesterday, he vomited a lot in a short while, and then refused to treat his mouth badly, and ate another meal.Moreover, even the lemon juice dripping in the oysters does not feel sour...
This... This is really pregnant!
Countless thought bubbles surrounded Sero, he bit his lower lip and paced anxiously in the locker room.
What to do? What to do? What to do?What should I do if I have a cub?
Sero touched his slightly bulging belly and thought, the druid's magic is really effective. I don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
ah!wrong!It should be thinking - what if he is a big man and pregnant?Doesn't this let people know, is he the one below?Last time he even bragged to Donna that Nuer was his wife and she was very obsessed with him!
Although Donna expressed her disbelief at the time, she said, "I don't think Mr. Null is the kind of person who can lie down and let people do whatever they want."
But Sero patted his chest for the sake of face and said: "Don't believe it! Don't you know that people can't be judged by appearance? Of course Nuer is my wife. He submits to my masculinity every night. Fascinated!"
Although Nuer, who just brought beer to the door, heard what he said, Nuer didn't say anything.However, that night, Null used his actions to tell Cerro who should be the one who should show his masculinity.
Now, if Donna finds out that he is pregnant... soon the entire city of St. Stone will know, followed by the entire Kingdom of Sgandi, and then the entire Glorious Continent will know!Maybe someone would come to see him—ah, pregnant man, a living miracle!Maybe the circus would pay big bucks to show off his pregnant belly, and people bought the shoot and lined up to see the pregnant man.
Thinking of this, Sero couldn't help turning pale.He tugged at his hair, and finally made a difficult decision - run!
Run to other places and give birth to the child first.This is the crystallization of love between him and Nuer, so he won't want to destroy it!Wait for him to give birth to the child, and then carry the child back to St. Stone City.
Well, I'll tell others when the time comes—it was just born to him by Nuer!Yes, when the time comes, he will still be the one who can show his masculinity!
Nuer's voice came from outside the door, he knocked lightly on the door twice, and pushed the door in without Sero's permission: "Why haven't you changed your clothes yet? The carriage from the catering guild is waiting."
"Ah, let them wait! I'll come right away!" Sero covered his belly with his clothes in a panic. Nuer didn't have any doubts about his pregnant belly yet, but he just wanted to cover it.
Null closed the door and left, Selo immediately sat down on the ground in frustration. "Oh my god, what should I do?" He kicked his two thin legs anxiously on the ground, but couldn't solve any problems, "You idiot, you made me like this... and you don't care about me at all. ..." He touched the cub in his belly and said sadly, "Son, let's leave your bastard father together!"
When Nuer came to open the door of the locker room again because of the urging of the catering guild, Sero was no longer there.The windows are wide open, and the autumn wind blows the gauze curtains and floats in the air.
After leaving the house, Se Luo ran all the way to the bank.He wore clothes as loose as possible to cover up his bulging belly, which he didn't know how big he would be in the future.Taking out a large bag of silver coins from the bank, Sero immediately boarded the mail van leading to St. Stone City and Kailar City. When the mail van passed through the town of Luohegang, he got off there.
Returning to Luohegang Town, where he had been away for two years—a place that has hardly changed—Serro couldn't help but be filled with emotion. "Homecoming" is probably nothing more than that.Taking a deep breath of the long-lost air in Luohegang Township, Sero shouted at the town gate: "I'm back!"
He trotted all the way to Old Hans Hotel, and the first thing he saw was Old Hans with a shiny head cleaning the fallen leaves at the entrance of the hotel.
"Boss!" Sero sorted out his emotions, trying not to sound so trembling, "Old Hans Hotel, do you still need a waiter?"
The old man's body froze for a moment, he turned around slowly, and turned his head in disbelief: "Oh my God, look who's back!" Hugging Sero fiercely, "Damn it! I thought you died outside! It's been almost three years! There is no letter at all! You bastard, are you trying to steal my bread again? Then I Don't agree!"
Sero hugged him back, giggling non-stop: "Yes, the stolen bread is the best! If you still want to take me in, I might take your bread to feed the stray dogs !"
"Bad thing! You little bastard! Don't try to steal my bread again! But you can buy it with money!" Old Hans punched Sero in the stomach, not too hard, "By the way, why did you come back suddenly? You... Sero... what's wrong with you?"
Sero clutched his stomach and squatted down in pain. "You hit too hard! Old man!" His small face was tangled up, and he felt an unbearable pain in his lower abdomen from his stomach to his stomach, and he was so painful that he almost wanted to vomit, "I might be aborted by you! "
"Miscarriage?" Old Hans scratched his bald head for some unknown reason, "Abortion? What? Are you bankrupt?"
"Miscarriage! Miscarriage!" Sero waved his fist at him, "I'm pregnant, didn't you see it?"
"Pfft—! Hahahahahahahaha—!"
Judging from Old Hans' expression and the tears squeezed into his wrinkles, he didn't believe this shit at all.Sero stood up straight with his hips crossed, looked coldly at Old Hans rolling on the ground, and laughed for more than ten minutes before he stopped.
"Is it enough?" Sero growled angrily, "What's so strange? I ate magic seeds! Magic! Do you understand magic? The great druid of the giant beast gave it to me personally! In order not to let my My wife is suffering, so I have to eat first! I am such a considerate husband, you actually laughed at me! Ah, I want to spend the night with you, you shouldn’t object, right?”
Old Hans really didn't object, not only that, he also called the regular customer here - the drunkard druid.Of course, Dr. Garfield, who has gained weight again in the past three years, is also indispensable.
Dr. Garfield called his fatness—happiness.He got married last year, and his wife is the daughter of an old friend her mother met while she was washing clothes.Garfield said the girl was an ordinary farm girl, strong and healthy.On her wheat-colored face formed by the wind and the sun, there are always two blushes.
After examining Sero's belly, Garfield snapped his fingers: "Perfect little pregnant belly! You will probably be the first human male to give birth!"
The drunk druid was still talking like before. He hiccupped for a long time, looked up and down Si Luo with a pair of drunken eyes and said, "I know the magic of druids, but I don't know that there is such a thing. Correct. The method of producing life is not as simple as this, we must first—”
"First, the druid priests removed the nails, hair, and..." He hung his head, seemingly falling asleep again.
Sero and Garfield hurriedly shook him awake and asked together, "With what?"
"Liquid... fluid from the body!" The druid didn't know whether it was embarrassment or drunkenness, his face was very red, "you know, to make things that children need! Then..." he almost said Go to sleep.
"Then what?" Selo and Garfield shook him awake again.
"Then, on the night of the full moon, the druid priests used magic to open the acorn seeds, put them on the altar, and put these things into the acorns. Next...the priests will carry the radishes while it is still dark lights, singing around the sacred tree."
"Is this enough?" Sero asked, "Is this the process of making magic nuts?" He thought of the nuts he had eaten, and there was nothing strange in them, and... Null didn't say what kind of hair he wanted to get. Nails...
"After a month, the planted acorn will bear a fruit on the sacred tree. It's like an egg of a giant creature. The druids pluck the egg and give it to the person who provided the nails and hair." The druid said There was a loud belch, "For the next nine months, this egg needs careful care. It needs to be kept warm all the time, it needs gentle caress, and it needs meticulous care. When the egg breaks out, a new life , was born!"
"Really?" Sero stared at the drunk druid, "Is there no other way?"
"Of course, there are other ways!" The drunk druid said, "We have to make it clear that you are a human boy, and you cannot rely on your own strength to conceive and give birth. The magic of the druid does have It's the kind of body modification, but I haven't heard that eating a few nuts can make a person grow a reproductive cavity."
"Sounds a little scary..." Sero sat on the stool in the Old Hans Hotel, and stepped on it.He put his chin on his knees and said thoughtfully, "So, are there any exceptions? Like now, I am indeed pregnant!"
The drunk druid muttered a few words, then fell down on the table and fell asleep.Garfield pulled him up by his hair, and he opened his eyes unsteadily and said, "This is how the children of the Duke of Golden Lion and Chang Geng were made! Let me tell you, the fruit of the World Tree is precious! Now That seedling won't bear much fruit!"
"Huh? So it's true that the Duke of the Golden Lion is called the 'Knight of the Egg'?" Garfield approached with a gossiping face, "I heard that he is like an old hen, holding a huge egg." , for more than a year!"
"The Duke of the Golden Lion hatched eggs for nine months." The drunk druid said, "I was involved in this matter at the time! I regret it a bit when I say it - that kid has a pair of different pupils. One is the same as Chang Gung star It's lavender, and the other one is lake blue like the Duke of the Golden Lion. Something might happen to this kid in the future... Hey, I know that the future Chang Gung star is not worried, so I don't have to worry about it!"
"Don't go so far!" Sai Luo jumped off the stool and patted his stomach, "You guys see how my stomach is solved first!"
"What else can you do? If you don't want it, just abort him!" Garfield stretched his hand into the medicine box as he said, "I should still have analgesics here, um, this is it. Don't worry, I will give it to him." You go to experienced aunts, they will give you some mercury to drink, and then beat your stomach to make sure you can get rid of it!" He took out a bottle of sticky medicine and handed it to Sero, "I only charge for the medicine, There is no need for running errand money! Little Sero, do you think I treat you well?"
"Go away!" Sero held his stomach and backed away again and again, "Who said it's going to be aborted, I'm going to give birth!"
"Huh?" Old Hans, Garfield, and the drunk Druid who fell asleep looked at him with wide eyes.
"When did I say I was going to kill him?" Sero shouted at Garfield angrily, "After all, this is me and...my wife's child, so I won't kill him!"
"Oh, it's so fucking touching." Old Hans taunted mercilessly, "I almost burst into tears. You can stay here, and I don't charge rent. Let everyone come and see you Pregnant guys, each with two coins, I can earn a mountain of gold!"
"Oh! Please! Don't do this!" Sero took Old Hans's hand and gently shook his arm, "I will pay the rent, I brought a lot of money to go out this time!"
"One Kinnar for one night." Old Hans said, "If you don't take him away while he's still young, that's the price!"
"You scoundrel! Blackmailer!" Sero shook off Old Hans's hand and touched his belly, "Oh, my poor child. Look, this old scoundrel is going to bully our orphans and widows. The world is so big, is there no place for us father and son?" He pretended to be emotional and burst into tears.
Garfield stretched his neck and took the opportunity to say, "Maybe it's a girl."
"Go away!" Upon hearing this, Sero slapped him across the face, "Slap my angry meow meow! He will definitely be a boy!"
"Okay, no matter if it's a man or a woman, where do you plan to give birth?" Old Hans clasped his hands and stared at Sero, "I noticed that you don't have a nameplate on your neck, you are not married yet, right?" ? You have not been blessed by Atana, the goddess of family, so you cannot enter her temple and have children."
"Yeah, I still..." Sero pursed his lips, he really didn't think about marrying Nuer before.After all, Nuer hasn't recovered his memory yet, so he doesn't want to take advantage of others.When Nuer needed help the most, he helped Nuer and asked Nuer to repay him, and it would be too shameless to marry him.
"Without professional priests to help you, do you have to rely on these guys?" Old Hans gave Garfield a shot, "This unreliable three-legged cat doctor!" Old Hans gave the drunk druid another shot, " Druids who get drunk all day and don't even know their own name? You want to rely on these people to help you?"
"I can do it myself." Sero said unconvinced, "It's not that they are pregnant."
"Even if a woman gives birth, she still has to write a suicide note!" Old Hans angrily gave Si Luo a brain collapse, and then his eyes dimmed, becoming very sad, "My wife, and my child, That's how she left me. She had a dystocia, and she left this world of suffering with her child and went to heaven together. I don't want you to do the same..."
"I'm sorry, boss." Se Luo patted Old Hans on the shoulder with complicated emotions, "I won't die."
"This is the key!" Old Hans immediately recovered his spirits, "Where do you plan to give birth? When your belly grows big and the child inside matures, take a knife to cut open the child and take it out?!"
The scene described by Old Hans made Sero shudder.He really hadn't thought about this question before. If he really wanted to have a baby, where would he have it?
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