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(1)

Jiang Huan tentatively asked, "Brother...can I fuck you?"

Song Huaizhun: "No."

Jiang Huan: "Why?"

Jiang Huan was a little guilty. It was all his fault that he didn't seize the opportunity. The two of them tried several times, but they failed for various reasons, so my brother didn't allow it anymore.cry.

(2)

One time, Jiang Huan called Song Huaizhun by his first name and uttered nonsense, which caused Song Huaizhun to gasp.

Song Huaizhun asked, "What do you call me?"

Jiang Huan: "Brother...brother!"

Song Huaizhun: "Huh?"

Jiang Huan: "Dad."

Song Huaizhun: laugh

Jiang Huan: "Grandpa!"

Song Huaizhun was silent for a long time, "I don't have such a habit."

(3)

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(4)

After Song Huaijia was released from prison, he and Jiang Huan became drinking friends.

Jiang Huan belched while drinking: "Brother Jia, you are not authentic."

Song Huaijia: "Why am I not authentic?" He pointed at the N empty wine bottles in front of him, "Isn't it all from me?"

Jiang Huan: "You said that I am not a good thing, a pervert, a mad dog."

Song Huaijia was confused for a while before remembering the evaluation of Jiang Huan a few years ago. He put his arms around Jiang Huan: "I'm sorry, brother and sister, it's my brother's fault. I shouldn't have said that. I apologize! I repent!"

Song Huaijia hugged Jiang Huan and rubbed it.

Song Huaizhun, who came out of the kitchen to serve the dishes, saw this scene: "..."

Song Huaizun grabbed his brother by the back of his neck and forcibly separated the two.

Song Huaijia: "What are you doing, Song Huaizhun, let's hug each other, you get up."

Jiang Huan: "What are you doing, Song Huaizhun, let's hug each other. Get up!"

Song Huaizhun moved his wrists, and he was going to smoke the two in front of him together.

(5)

One time, Jiang Huan invited Song Huaijia and Zhao Nianci for his birthday. From the time the two met, there was a sense of tension in the air.Especially Zhao Nianci's aura is fully open, like a queen descending.

Jiang Huan leaned over to Song Huaizhun's ear and whispered, "What are they doing?"

Song Huaizhun: "When you meet your rival in love, you are extremely jealous."

(6)

Birthdays are over.

Jiang Huan: "Who is the person who made them rivals in love?"

Song Huaizhun: "Liang Yan."

Jiang Huan was at a loss for what to do with an unbelievable and unbelievable expression.

Jiang Huan: "They are both women, how can they fall in love?"

Song Huaizhun gave Jiang Huan a blank look: "We are both men, how did we fall in love?"

After Jiang Huan was quiet for a long time, he asked Song Huaizhun awkwardly: "What about the two girls?"

Song Huaizhun: "Ask your sister yourself."

Jiang Huan: "Don't, you go ask sister Yan."

(7)

Jiang Huan, Huang Xin, and Wu Zifeng got together and agreed to bring their families.

Huang Xin and Wu Zifeng brought a wife and a girlfriend, and only Jiang Huan brought Song Huaizhun.

Huang Xin: "Brother Huan, where's your girlfriend? Why did you bring Song Huaizhun here?"

Wu Zifeng secretly kicked Huang Xin under the table, and Huang Xin immediately understood (didn't), um, Brother Huan broke up with her girlfriend.

The few people chatted very happily, narrating a lot of old things, talking about Jiang Huan's enthusiasm for chasing Tao Wanwan and Huang Xinke back then, and they talked a lot.

Wu Zifeng twisted Huang Xin's thigh vigorously. Huang Xin looked at Wu Zifeng suspiciously and had a flash of inspiration. Could it be that Jiang Huan's ex-girlfriend was Tao Wanwan, and he accidentally ran into someone's trouble...

Huang Xin understood (didn't), and immediately shut up and stopped talking about love, just talking nonsense.

(8)

When Huang Xin went to the bathroom, Wu Zifeng also went with him.

Wu Zifeng: "Brother Xin, why are you so blind today, every word is thunder?"

Huang Xin: "I didn't know Brother Huan and Tao Wanwan were separated."

Wu Zifeng was surprised: "What Tao Wanwan, what's the deal?"

Huang Xin: "Isn't it?"

Wu Zifeng: "Don't you...don't know that the two outside are a couple?"

Huang Xin: "Who and who?"

Wu Zifeng: "It's so obvious that you can't see it??"

Huang Xin: "Huh??"

(9)

After getting out of the toilet, Huang Xin still couldn't calm down his turbulent emotions.The news that Wu Zifeng broke just now was too... bizarre.He really couldn't imagine the two 1.8m+ men in front of him like this.

"Can you... hold hands?" Huang Xin's wife asked shyly.

The two men took too long to go to the toilet, and the two women chatted with the couple opposite.

The two ladies are knowledgeable people, and they can tell at a glance that the relationship between the two opposite them is unusual.

Huang Xin's wife is extroverted, so she didn't hold back and asked.

The couple readily admitted, so Huang Xin's wife made a bold request.

Jiang Huan held Song Huaizhun's left hand with his right hand. This was not enough, he also performed a clasp of fingers to the two greedy women opposite him.

Ah Wei is dead.Accompanied by the two women covering their mouths and screaming, Ah Wei died repeatedly.

Huang Xin, who was following behind, almost died, a straight steel man like him, how could he stand up to such a scene.

(10)

many years later.

Liang Zhengyu: "I figured it out. Heterosexuality and txl are nothing more than different surname|jiao|insertion|insertion methods, and there is no essential difference. You have no bondage of marriage, no bridge for children, no parental consent, no social blessings, but Having been together for so many years, I am afraid it is the true love in the legend. I bless you, friend."

Rao Song Huaizhun, who was hardly shy, was also embarrassed by this explicit statement.

Song Huaizhun: "...Thank you."

(11)

A few more years passed.

Song Huaizhun and Jiang Huan went to Liang Zhengyu's house as guests.

Liang Zhengyu hugged his four-year-old daughter, pointed to Song Huaizhun and said, "Uncle." Pointing to Jiang Huan, he said, "Auntie."

(12)

Song Huaizhun, Jiang Huan and Liang Zhengyu's family went on an outing in the mountains.

Liang Zhengyu's daughter, Lele, asked her father, "Dad, why are uncle and aunt popping?"

Liang Zhengyu: "What bobo?"

Lele: "Uncle and aunt just kissed behind the big tree."

Liang Zhengyu thought for a while, and said seriously: "Because they love each other, those who love each other will pop."

Lele: "Then dad also loves Lele?"

"It goes without saying that Daddy loves Lele the most." Liang Zhengyu kissed his daughter's tender little face, then looked at his wife who was taking pictures of Song Huaizhun and Jiang Huan in the distance, "and Lele's mother."

(13)

Song Huaizun took out a huge incubator, took out fried chicken, french fries, hamburgers, sushi, fried fish, etc., and put them on the picnic cloth.

Lele's eyes lit up, and then the storm inhaled all kinds of delicious food.

Not to be outdone, Jiang Huan inhaled all kinds of delicious food x2 times.

Liang Zhengyu's wife said, "Wow, did Huai Zhun make these? Your skills are really good."

Song Huaizhun nodded with a smile.

Liang Zhengyu's wife glanced at her husband: "My family is also Zhengyu's cook, I don't know anything, I can only eat."

Liang Zhengyu pushed his glasses: "A good man must learn how to cook well and prepare delicious food for his wife every day. Do you think so?"

(14)

Lele asked Jiang Huan and Song Huaizhun: "Uncle and aunt, did Dad have a nickname before?"

Jiang Huan quickly answered: "Yes, it's Xiaosha..."

Song Huaizhun quickly covered Jiang Huan's mouth.

Jiang Huan cleared his throat: "It's called a little robot."

Lele asked doubtfully, "Huh?"

Jiang Huan: "It means learning is as good and precise as a robot."

Lele cried out happily: "Dad is really the best!"

(15)

Liang Zhengyu's wife was on a business trip, and Song Huaizhun, Jiang Huan, and Liang Zhengyu took Lele to the shopping mall.

I saw an overly thin man with glasses and engineering pulling a little beauty in fluffy gauze, followed by two super handsome men.

This combination has a 100% return rate.

Liang Zhengyu: "What are they looking at? Have you never seen a man with a child?"

Jiang Huan: "Maybe Lele is so cute, they can't help but want to see it."

Liang Zhengyu is very satisfied with this interpretation, Lele is indeed the cutest.

Jiang Huan didn't want to expose it, he was obviously looking at their husband and wife.Who doesn't like to watch the two handsome men blowing up the street?

(16)

Song Huaizhun: "Do you have time this Saturday?"

Jiang Huan: "Yes, what's the matter?"

Song Huaizhun: "The unit organizes team building, mountain climbing, let's go together."

Jiang Huan: "Can I go?"

Song Huaizhun smiled: "You are allowed to bring your family."

(17)

Jiang Huan looked around. Song Huaizhun's colleagues all looked devastated. They were either overweight or underweight, and there were a few bald ones. Is the profession of a doctor so ruined?

But why is Song Huaizhun still so handsome?

Maybe Song Huaizhun will look like this ten years later...

To be honest, he was not sure whether he would still be in love with Song Huaizhun who was fat and bald.

love,

Sometimes it's just that vulnerable.

(18)

"Little handsome guy, do you have a girlfriend?" A female colleague of Song Huaizhun asked Jiang Huan.

What a lively doctor, chatting with him all the way, caused Song Huai to look at them from time to time.

"Yes, he is tall and handsome and can play Sanda." Jiang Huan said loudly, and then smiled at Song Huaizhun.

Female colleague: "Huh? I still want to introduce my cousin to you. My cousin is very beautiful. It's a pity. Tell me when you break up."

What a blind colleague!

Don't stare at me bro!I love you the most!Will never break up with you!

Jiang Huan conveyed these words to Song Huaizhun with flexible eyes, and he didn't know if he could interpret them correctly.

(19)

Song Huaizhun and Jiang Huan received an invitation letter from Liang Qing to marry.

Jiang Huan:?

Jiang Huan: "Isn't he txl? Can this be straightened too?"

Song Huaizhun:?

Song Huaizhun: "Who told you he belongs to txl?"

(20)

Liang Qing is married.The bride is a petite little girl.The two stand together very well.

Jiang Huan and Song Huaizhun deliberately wore couple suits, but unfortunately the suits were only those styles, so no one could tell except them.

This is also good, there is a sense of immorality of secretly having an affair.

The bride and groom exchange rings and announce their vows.

Jiang Huan whispered in Song Huaizhun's ear, "I want to get married too."

Song Huaizhun leaned closer to Jiang Huan: "Marriage is not good, but bridal chamber is fine."

Jiang Huan said solemnly: "Stop making nasty jokes."

Song Huaizhun also became serious, "Ten years is enough. Assuming we can live to be 10 years old, there are still more than 80 years left. When the country allows same-sex marriage, we will be the first to register with the Civil Affairs Bureau."

Jiang Huan nodded longingly: "Well, more than 50 years, it's still a long time, one day."

(21)

Jiang Huan: "I suddenly thought of a question, is our family going to be extinct in the future?"

Song Huaizhun: "Sister Yan and the others can go to the police bank to find a policeman."

Jiang Huan's eyes brightened: "Then can we also go to the egg bank to find an egg?"

Song Huaizhun rolled his eyes at him: "Are you pregnant?"

(Reminder: Surrogacy is illegal and shameful)

(22)

Jiang Huan: "Brother, I'm so tired, I don't want to work overtime."

Song Huaizhun: "Finally finish it quickly, and I'll take you on a trip after I've been busy for a while."

Jiang Huan: "But I'm really tired, I don't want to do it anymore."

Song Huaizhun put down the book in his hand: "Who bought you your new car?"

On Jiang Huan's birthday at the beginning of the year, Father Jiang gave him a car, which made Jiang Huan very happy.He had taken a fancy to this car a long time ago. He set up a flag to make money to buy it for himself, but he couldn't save the money no matter what. Father Jiang saw that Jiang Huan had a very good work attitude in the past few years, so he bought it directly as a gift for him.

Jiang Huan: "My dad."

Song Huaizhun: "Your father gave you such an expensive car, do you have to work hard to repay him?"

Jiang Huan nodded: "Yes."

three hours later.

Jiang Huan: "I quit, I quit, I'm so tired, I want to rest!"

Song Huaizhun: "Hurry up and do it quickly, if you don't do it, you will be punished!"

(23)

60 years later.

The activity room of a nursing center for the elderly.

Little nurse: "Grandpa Song, go and see Grandpa Jiang, he doesn't take medicine."

Song Huaizhun, who was in his 80s, was still walking like flying, and the little nurse who followed him almost missed him.

The old man Song Huaizhun pushed open the door, and the old man Jiang Huan was playing with the little nurse, chasing and hiding.

Elderly Song Huaizhun: "Old Jiang, take your medicine quickly."

Elderly Jiang Huan: "If you don't eat, it's bitter."

Elderly Song Huaizhun picked up the crutch beside him: "If you don't eat, I will beat you!"

The elderly Jiang Huan wrinkled his small face: "Kiss, hug and hold high."

Single little nurse: was fed dog food.

Elderly Song Huaizhun: "I'd better smoke you."

Elderly Jiang Huan, with a crying old dog face: "Brother, you don't love me anymore."

————The end of the extra episode sprinkles flowers———

The author has something to say: I can write more than 1 chapters with this gag plot.

But looking at clicks and favorites, uh... it's over.

Ha ha. (wry smile)

In short, I was very happy to write, and my heart was full of sadness when it ended suddenly.

In the past two months, Song Huaizhun and Jiang Huan seemed to have become my two friends.

I have experienced happiness, sadness and growth with them.

It was as if he had fallen in love.Haha (laugh happily).

Finally, thank you for watching, and thank you for your comments.

good luck.

bow.

See you next time.

感谢在2021-03-2101:25:39~2021-04-2501:01:29期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: everything is 10 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!