"Married" to a rich woman [entertainment]

"······" The little guy didn't bark, but just looked at him with a frown, his little mouth twitching and looking hungry.

"Forget it, let's eat first." Without calling Zheng Yunhao or forcing him, he opened the lid of the bottle, and the little guy consciously opened his mouth, sucking up the pacifier one by one. Humming while eating, now that he is more refined, he is not in a hurry, and when Zheng Yunhao tricks and takes the pacifier away, he doesn't cry or fuss, looks at him cutely with his mouth wrapped around his mouth, and kicks his short legs twice.

Zheng Yunhao kept giggling because of the cuteness, and after putting the pacifier back into Mi Li's mouth, he turned to Lin Miao, who was feeding rice crackers beside him, and said, "These two are becoming more and more different in personality. Steady, Miguo is getting more and more mischievous."

"What's so good about having the same personality? If they're different, they'll be raised like two children. If they're both the same...it's boring."

"That's right, obviously two children, raised like one child."

Hearing his father mentioning himself, Miguo, who was sucking milk, spit out the pacifier, turned his head to look at Zheng Yunhao, blinked his big eyes curiously, and his eyelashes fluttered like a small fan. After two glances, he turned his head back to continue feeding , took a few mouthfuls but then turned to look at Zheng Yunhao, or looked twice and then turned to go back to breastfeed, just eat and play, play and eat...

"Little rascal~~" Zheng Yunhao noticed Miguo's series of actions, and smiled dotingly.

When there was about half a bottle left, the doorbell rang, and Zheng Yunhao stood up holding the rice grains, and asked him to hold the bottle to drink. The bottle is not big, and there is not much milk left. The little guy can hold it by himself.

"Auntie is here, I'll open the door."

"Ah."

Neither of them knows how to cook, so they both ask the housekeeper to cook. Of course, the craftsmanship is not as good as that of Chef Bai, but the taste is much better than that of ordinary housewives. Today's breakfast is the last meal, because after breakfast, it is necessary to cook. Back to Gwangju for the New Year.

After feeding the small bottle of milk, Zheng Yunhao and Lin Miao respectively touched the diapers of the rice grains and rice crackers.

After taking off the diaper, Zheng Yunhao held the corner and shook it twice to weigh it, and then laughed at the two babies, "You two together probably weighed two catties~~"

Lin Miao couldn't help laughing, and pushed him, "Don't make trouble, how can a person pee two catties."

Although they were joking, they did not stop changing the diapers. Zheng Yunhao was using a wet tissue to wipe the ass of the millet grains, and even wiped Xiao Chunsun several times. After wiping, he turned his body to get a new diaper Wet, I didn't notice that the freshly wiped spring bamboo shoots were upturned, so when Zheng Yunhao turned around, there was a fresh bubble of boy's urine. Fortunately, he didn't bend over like just now, otherwise he would definitely spray all to his face.

A map instantly appeared on a clean white T-shirt...

Children can't be interrupted when they pee, it's not good for their health, so even if they were almost pissed in the face, Zheng Yunhao didn't avoid it, but waited for the little guy Mi Li to finish urinating.After urinating, Xiao Mili felt comfortable all over his body, his frown was loosened, and he kicked his short legs twice, looking extremely happy, but this could not conceal the crime he committed just now, because the little thumb There is still a drop of evidence hanging on the small spring bamboo shoots as big as the head.

"Just now you were wearing diapers and you didn't urinate. You had to wait for me to change it for you. Did you do it on purpose?" Zheng Yunhao looked at the big wet piece on his chest, and couldn't help crying or laughing. It's not easy to scold, if you don't understand and don't say anything, you will continue to shoot sweet smiles, just like now, knowing that you have done something bad, you abandon the image of a cold and noble son, and smile at him sweetly, dimples pop out I see, my heart melts, why are you so angry?

"Maybe I know you mentioned them just now. You go wash and change clothes, and I'll change them for him."

Seeing this funny scene, Lin Miao was also overjoyed. He moved the rice crackers that had been changed into diapers to the side, then moved the rice grains over, and then helped him change into new diapers.

What else could Zheng Yunhao say, he could only take a shower and change clothes with a whole body of child urine.

The aunt cooks breakfast for the older ones, but the two older ones have to cook breakfast for the two younger ones. The two bottles of milk can only fill their stomachs, and the babies will probably be hungry when breakfast is ready.

So, what about vegetable muesli?

do not know.

Lin Miao only had the small notes written by the nannies before they left, and there were instructions on them. After reading the notes, Zheng Yunhao volunteered to take over the job. He was really worried about his little wife using a knife. She cut her hand. It should be quite difficult for her to cut vegetables for this vegetable mixed porridge.

So a picture of extreme and extreme appeared in the kitchen. The aunt on the one side was so neat with the knife that she couldn't see her movements clearly. son of a bitch.On the other hand, Zheng Yunhao next to him, it takes a long time to make a knife...

After cutting it in half, Zheng Yunhao suddenly discovered that those small notes said that the blanched broccoli, potatoes, and radishes were cut into small cubes, so what does blanching mean?

So Zheng Yunhao put down the knife and ran out to ask his well-informed little wife, but Lin Miao was more confused than him, and asked, "Why do you think I will know?"

"Didn't you graduate from a prestigious school? You don't even know this?"

"······" Where is the fallacy!Which school will teach Zhuo Shui!New Oriental Chef School?

"Why don't you even know this, idiot, idiot." Zheng Yunhao shook his head and sighed as he turned and walked towards the kitchen with a look of disappointment on his face.

Lin Miao is really full of words and wants to go back, but there is such a fallacy! ! !Speechless to the extreme!

"You have a master's degree and have received a scholarship. No, I don't know."

"I'm in the music department, so I don't teach these things."

"I'm from the Department of Finance." Funny, your music department doesn't teach this, so does my major in finance teach it?

"······" Seems like this~~

Fifty steps and laughing at a hundred steps are enough.

"So what does it mean to boil water?" Zheng Yunhao leaned on the sink and pondered, and asked again when Lin Miao followed him. Although there were only two words, he always felt that it was a very important procedure.

"Would you like to call Asen and ask?" Lin Miao took out her mobile phone and prepared to make a call as she spoke. Should I ask a professional for help in this kind of cooking?It feels like a very deep professional knowledge.

"Blanching is to put vegetables in boiling water and cook them for a while before taking them out."

The aunt who has been cooking breakfast in silence really couldn't hold back. She couldn't help but move her lips several times when she heard the conversation in the living room just now, but she didn't open her mouth when she thought it was the young couple's own business, but now She couldn't bear it any longer.She knows who the hostess is talking about, A Sen, who is Chef Bai on TV who cooks very well and has many tricks. It is too wasteful to trouble other chefs with such low-level culinary skills.

"Is it that simple?" Zheng Yunhao couldn't believe it.

"Yes."

"..." What should I do if I feel like I am mentally retarded at this moment?

"Why don't you give me the recipe, and I'll do it later." Auntie made this suggestion sincerely. Baby food supplements are easy to make without adding a lot of ingredients. It's the easiest thing to do, and she I really don't want to see the male master getting in the way in the kitchen anymore.

It's okay not to say, but when Zheng Yunhao said he was unwilling, the damned desire to win came up, and he shook his head decisively and refused, "No, I want to make a breakfast for rice grains and crackers myself."

"Okay, no, I can help." Auntie could only take a step back. Meeting such a hardworking host is also a beautiful trouble~~~

"Thank you."

Lin Miao, who was even more in the way, looked left and right and didn't find anything wrong with him, so he quietly exited the venue and went out to play with his sons, projecting the game of whack-a-mole onto the ground, and letting the two children sit there on the floor Shoot randomly.This trouble-free way of bringing a baby needs money to support it~~~

After thanking him, Zheng Yunhao took out a pot, put water to boil, and then blanched the vegetables. This was very simple, and there was no accident, but the diced water almost scalded his hands, so stupid that people couldn't look directly at it.

Cutting the diced vegetables is a very technical process. Put these diced vegetables into the broth and stir-fry until they are cooked. However, Zheng Yunhao has only cooked instant noodles when he grows up. Stir-frying is beyond the standard.

But even if you are super gangster, you are not afraid. There is nothing Zheng Yunhao can't accomplish with enthusiasm. With this enthusiasm, stir-fry vegetables and so on are completed with the help of auntie. Of course, without auntie's reminder, the vegetables are almost fried burnt...

In the end, it is relatively simple. Cook the fried diced vegetables and white porridge together, and finally add sesame oil, sesame seeds, and salt and stir.

The big and small breakfasts are all done, and the auntie packs her bags and leaves. The salary and everything are automatically transferred to the bank card. There are only four people left in this house, and then the problem comes!

In the past, the nanny fed the baby, the two of them should eat and eat, now...

"The porridge is a bit hot, I'm getting cold, let's eat first." Zheng Yunhao touched the bodies of the two bowls of porridge and found that they were still very hot, so he suggested to eat first.

Lin Miao was not so optimistic, pointing to the two children under the table, "But I think they can't wait."

The two little meatballs each hugged a table leg, raised their heads and stood on tiptoe desperately, the saliva from the corners of their mouths flowed like a waterfall... the bib was already half wet o(╯□╰)o

I found that my parents saw them, and they tiptoed and called "ahhh", for fear that they would be ignored and unable to eat.

"You have had milk just now, and mom and dad haven't eaten yet, so why don't you let mom and dad have a couple of bites first?"

Children, sometimes they say they don't understand anything, so don't mention how smart they are at this time.Anyway, as soon as Zheng Yunhao finished speaking, he saw the two boys reacting in the same way. The small mouth moved down with a change visible to the naked eye, and the eyes were filled with tears in an instant, like "If you dare to eat first, I will cry for you." "Look" means...

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