Practicing madman

The news flashed up again, Chen Yu clicked on it without any hope, it was <Extreme Speed> Feisha: "Sister and sister, have you opened the gang channel?"

"Nothing"

"Open it quickly."

Chen Yuke turned on the gang channel suspiciously. The chat in the gang was in full swing. Messages scrolled on the screen, and one of them immediately caught his attention: [Wandering Shujian] My wives are here, and I Can't you come?

At this time, Chen Yu could hardly express his inner feelings clearly, just like he was still in the ice cellar just now, his whole body was freezing to the bone, and suddenly he came to the top of happiness again, and he felt an indescribable sense of satisfaction.He didn't expect that cool floating book sword would make concessions for him, and the happiness in his heart was quietly expanding...

The gang was still lively, but he didn't join in, but kept watching with a smile.

[<Extreme Speed> Flying Kill] Gone with the wind, so you came to our help because of your wife?

[Wandering Book Sword] Yes.

[Woman Hua Zhongxiu] It's so romantic—I'm intoxicated——

[Ten Thousand Years Sigh] Women, be more reserved.

[Ten Thousand Years Sigh] Awwow—God Drifter, I adore you very much!Please accept my worship!

[Wandering Shujian] Well, you continue to worship.

[Ten Thousand Years Sigh] Woo--the Great God is so cool!So much character!

[<Extreme Speed> Random Killing] Where's the beauty?Isn't he online?

【<Extreme Speed> Flying Kill】Yeah, I'm the one who fucked him, brother and sister say something

Seeing everyone calling him, Chen Yuke just wanted to type a reply when he received a message from Piaoling Shujian, which was still so simple and clear.

"Oh shit, come to the smithy."

Hearing the order, the little witch ran to the blacksmith's shop with her feet loose. Wandering Shujian was standing in front of the blacksmith, not knowing what she was doing.

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[Peerless Beauty] Here I come.

[Wandering Shujian] Well, click me to trade.

What does he want to do? !

Aim at the man in white and pop up the trading box, and there is a demon-slaying sword and a high-grade ore on it. It is a fourth-level demon-slaying sword!

Chen Yuke felt incredible!Is this the sword he got? !Wandering Shujian actually upgraded it to level four? !Aren't you afraid of breaking it?How courageous!Level three is great!

Chen Yuke's thinking was obviously too naive!Even more terrifying is yet to come!

[Wandering Shujian] You upgrade it to level five.

Chen Yuke's hand trembled, and he almost lost his grip on the mouse.Although the first-level demon-slaying sword is only worth a few hundred yuan, but the fourth-level sword has become a sky-high price, and you can't even buy it!Still not satisfied with such a floating book and sword?Want to get to level five? !

The point is that the point is not here yet. Looking at the high-level items in the inventory, Chen Yuke looked frustrated, wanted to cry, and cursed in a low voice: "Damn! Why do you have to upgrade yourself if you don't upgrade yourself? What if it's broken? What to do? Even if you don't blame me, I will blame myself. You deliberately want me to feel guilty for the rest of my life? At this moment, his heart is surging, while the man in white is always calm.

[Wandering Book Sword] Don't look at it, this is the one you got.

[Peerless Beauty] You are amazing!I have already been promoted to level [-], why should I upgrade to level [-]?

[Wandering Shujian] Are you a pig?Who doesn't want a fifth grade?Is level four better than level five?

[Peerless Beauty] Of course I know that the fifth-level magical weapon is powerful, the key is that there is only a 5.00% chance of upgrading from the fourth level to the fifth level, and it will definitely be broken!

[Wandering Shujian] A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, why don't you just think about the 5.00% chance that you will come across it?

Hey!A pig for a while, a dog for a while, this man's mouth is really poisonous!

Chen Yuke took a deep breath, tried to calm himself down, and discussed with him calmly.

[Peerless Beauty] Don't say that, I'm not lucky, the fourth level is already very good, really!Let's not be so greedy, let's stop here, if it breaks, you will regret it!

[Wandering Shujian] Eat salty radishes and worry less, I regret it is my business, please hurry up.

It seems that if it doesn't work out, he won't give up today, so Chen Yuke has no choice but to use his trump card.

[Peerless Beauty] To be honest... I dare not...

[Wandering Shujian] Are you still a man?How come you don't have the guts to act like a woman?It will be broken when it is broken, and it will not lose a piece of meat.

[Peerless Beauty] Really, I am quite timid, my hands are shaking badly!

Chen Yu didn't lie, his hands were trembling even worse than before, if this rare best product was destroyed in his hands, he would probably kill himself.

[Wandering Shujian] Well, what should I say about you?Generally, there is a chance of ascending to the gods, and the system has been drawn up. Just now, I have taken a lot of garbage gods to the bottom, and I have figured out some rules. Don't worry, it will work this time.

[Peerless Beauty] That's it, why don't you make love yourself?

[Wandering Shujian] Haven't you heard that people who never match magic weapons have a higher chance of success than those who often match magic weapons?You little trash, where did you get the magic weapon?That's why I called you here.

Chen Yuke suddenly realized that he seemed a little confident, but can you stop saying the last sentence?It was too shocking!

[Peerless Beauty] Well, I synthesized it? !

[Wandering Book Sword] En.

[Peerless Beauty] Am I really married?

[Wandering Book Sword] Let's get together.

[Peerless Beauty] Don't blame me if it's broken.

[Wandering Book Sword] No.

[Peerless Beauty] You swear.

【Wandering Book Sword】...

[Peerless Beauty] If you don't swear, I won't agree.

[Wandering Shujian] Okay, I swear.I swear if you hurry up, if you dare to say a word, I will kill you!

God Piaoling went mad again, Chen Yuke finally closed his mouth obediently, put the high-level object in the synthesis column with excitement, closed his eyes and pressed the synthesis key...

In fact, Piaoling Shujian is not [-]% sure that this synthesis will be successful. What he said just now was just to comfort Chen Yuke. The sentence "People who are not suitable for magic weapons have a higher chance of success than those who often match them" is his Judging from the forum, although he knew it was nonsense, he subconsciously believed it.There is also a more important point, that is the last quarrel incident, after he went offline that day, he also regretted it, he was indeed a little arbitrary, but he became angry when he saw what <Extreme Speed> said about killing people, unexpectedly Chen Yu But he was still fighting against him, and he was so proud that he couldn't make any concessions, so the quarrel was inevitable.Next, he got busy again and couldn't spare any time. It was half a month later when he went online again. When he saw the message in the mailbox, he immediately felt relieved, his mood became better, and he pretended to be cool to give <Extreme Speed> Fei Sha sent a message saying that he wanted to join the gang, <Extreme Speed> Fei Sha was of course willing to join him in the gang, so when Chen Yuke opened the gang channel, everyone was gossip about why he joined the gang.

Master Piao Ling is a face-saving person. He knew that what happened last time was his fault, but he couldn't take the initiative to admit his mistakes. After chatting with the gang for a long time, he didn't see Chen Yuke asking, so he knew that this fool definitely didn't start a gang channel, and secretly sent a message to <Extreme Speed> Feisha, reminding that idiot to open a gang channel.

As for Chen Yuke sending him a private message, he only replied with one word, which was really cool. It was his style to speak concisely. At that time, he was synthesizing magic weapons. Thinking of why not use the method of upgrading to the fifth level of magic weapon to reconcile the two?In this way, there is an excuse and embarrassment can be avoided.

If Chen Yu knew what he was thinking, he would probably die of anger!Wouldn't you say it directly if you want to reconcile?Using He Shenbing as an excuse, what should I do if it is broken? !

Chen Yuke slowly opened his eyes, his heart was beating extremely fast, and he looked towards the synthesis bar...

That demon-slaying sword is still there!Not broken! ! !

Looking at the attributes again, it's level five, that's right!

Chen Yuke felt that all this was like a dream, it was amazing!I pinched my face hard, it hurts!A silly smile appeared on the pinched red face.

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[Peerless Beauty] I succeeded!

Click on the other party's transaction, put the sword on it, and press OK.

The sword is traded to the other party.

[Wandering Shujian] Am I right, ha ha, how dare you say that you are not lucky?

[Peerless Beauty] Hehe!With this sword, you will be invincible from now on!

[Wandering Shujian] Hehe, why do you speak like a child.

[Peerless Beauty] I'm so happy!

[Wandering Shujian] Well, should we talk about business?

[Peerless Beauty] What's the business?

[Wandering Shujian] Give me your QQ, and I will talk to you on QQ.

[Peerless Beauty] [-]XXXXX.

[Wandering Book Sword] En.

In less than ten seconds, the QQ verification message came, and Chen Yuke passed it immediately. Looking at the other party's QQ information, it is very simple, not as fancy as he is in the game.

Name: Yang, Gender: Male, Age: [-].

Everything else is blank.

As soon as I became a friend, the head of the penguin jumped up.

Yang: It's me.

Happy: I know.

Yang: Your QQ name is really silly.

Happy: You are not much better.

Yang: Hehe, this is a word in my name. My name is Fang Shuyang. How about you?

Happy: Chen Yuke.

Yang: It sounds good.

Happy: Thank you, don't you have something to say?

Yang: Yes

Happy: Let’s talk.

Yang: Well, I have considered the following words for a long time before telling you.

Chen Yuke was a little puzzled, what had to be so formal?Have you thought about it for a long time?

Could it be... Could it be that you want to confess? !

Thinking of this, Chen Yuke became excited, almost confirmed his thoughts, and waited nervously for news from the other party, but after waiting for a long time, no news came.

He couldn't help wondering if he was thinking wrong?

Suddenly, the head of the penguin jumped up, which startled him. When he clicked on it, it was quite a long sentence.

Yang: I shouldn't have said that to you that day. I felt a little uncomfortable at the time, so I vented all my temper on you. I didn't mean it, so don't worry about it.I have been very busy these days, and I don’t have time to surf the Internet. I saw all the messages you sent me. Hehe, to be honest, I’m still very touched. , I didn't want to say this at first, but after thinking about it, I still need to explain it clearly to you, so let's forget about it, okay?Don't take it to heart, it will never be like this again.

Seeing these words, Chen Yuke's mood suddenly brightened. He didn't expect Piaoling Shujian to have such a side. His arrogance and arrogance disappeared, and his attitude suddenly became humble.This small change in the other party made all the grievances and sadness in his heart these days disappear in smoke.

He replied immediately.

Happy: I didn't take it to heart, let's not talk about the past, I also had something wrong, I shouldn't lose my temper with you.

Yang: Well, I won’t mention it.By the way, are you switching servers?

Happy: What about you?I don't want to turn.

Yang: If you don't turn, I won't turn either.

Happy: Hehe.

Yang: Why are you smirking, do you have a video?let me see you.

Happy: No, what about you?

Yang: Yes.

happy: is it?I want to see.

Yang: No, I didn't see you, why should I let you see me.

Happy: Well, actually I have them, but I forgot where I put them, I have to look for them.

Yang: Well, go find it quickly.

happy: ok.

Chen Yuke agreed very reluctantly. These days, he has been depressed and haggard to death, and there are still a pair of dark circles on his face.He didn't want Piaoling Shujian to see his emaciated appearance, but he also wanted to see what the other person looked like, so he rummaged through the box to find the camera. After installing it, he found that his hair was messy, and then ran to the bathroom to tidy up After a while, when I sat back at the computer desk, the video had already been sent.

Accepted, the video is connected...

Chen Yuke first saw himself in the local video, the pair of black and shiny eyes on the pale face looked particularly big, with an expectant expression on his face, but the video screen of the other party was pitch black, and there was no response after waiting for a long time.Only then did he realize that he had been duped, and wanted to turn off the video, but the other party immediately sent a message.

Yang: No, let me take a good look at you.

Chen Yuke was taken aback. Why can the other party always guess what he thinks every time? !

Yang: I don't know about your little thoughts?My camera here is broken, I'll show you next time I buy a new one.

Chen Yu is convinced, this person is really amazing!Know everything!

Happy: Well, don't lie to me.

Yang: Well, didn't you say you look like a ball?Why do you look so thin? !How tall and heavy?

Height and weight is a problem for Chen Yuke. He is just 1.7 meters tall and weighs only 10 kilograms. He is so thin that even the wind can blow him away. Besides, no matter how much he eats, he will not gain weight, even if he tries to make himself stronger. .The same is true for height. After entering high school, I haven't grown much. It's useless to insist on drinking milk every day. I still don't grow taller. Boys like him are indeed too weak.

After thinking about it, he decided to tell the truth.

Happy: 1.7 meters, 10 pounds, but I should grow taller, I am only [-] years old.

Yang: You are not very short, but you are too thin. Eat more and sleep more every day. Don’t stay up all night playing games.

Happy: Got it.

Yang: Well, that's good.

Happy: Then I turn off the video, shall we chat in the game?

Yang: You can close it. I’ll download it. There’s still something to do in a while.

Chen Yuke was about to reach out to turn off the video, when his roommate Tan Rui came back with several boxes of meals, and yelled as soon as he entered the door: "Quick, quick, Yuke, pick it up for me, it will burn me to death."

Chen Yuke quickly stood up, took the food in his hand and put it on the table, it looked quite rich.

Tan Rui handed him a pair of convenient chopsticks, and said with a smile: "The dishes made in the canteen today are pretty good, and they are all your favorites. I specially bought a few extra ones. Eat them quickly, lest they get cold."

Chen Yuke smiled at him gratefully, arranged the food and served it for the two of them: "Okay, let's eat together."

After not going out for a day, Chen Yu was really hungry, how could he care about his image at this time, and started to eat voraciously.

Tan Rui looked funny from the side, afraid that he would choke, patted his back lightly, and did not forget to pour water for him.

After he finished his meal and walked to the computer desk, he realized that the video had been turned off and still connected.

As soon as I sat down, the news came.

Yang: Are you full?

Happy: Yes, huh, huh.

Yang: Who is he?

Happy: my roommate.

Yang: Oh, the meals he bought for you?

happy: yes

Yang: I really care about you.

Happy: Yes, he is very nice.

Yang: Well, you play for a while, I'm going offline, come back at night.

happy: ok.

After Fang Shuyang went offline, Chen Yuke entered the game again, and there happened to be an acquaintance standing at the place where he went online, and that person was surprised to see him coming.

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[<Extreme Speed> Flying Kill] Brother and sister, what a coincidence?

[Peerless Beauty] Yes

【<Extreme Speed> Flying Kill】Are you switching servers?

[Peerless Beauty] Don't turn, what about you?

[<Extreme Speed> Flying Kill] Me?I don't know, maybe I will switch...

[Peerless Beauty] Why? ? ?

Chen Yu was surprised!He actually wanted to switch servers? !I really wanted to find out what was the reason, but the second-ranked strong man stood there silent for a while and then flew away...