no money

Today is a big day for Niu Shi!

It is said that since Niu Shi became the village head at the age of 23 and became his own child, he has never looked forward to such a thing.A few days ago, a matchmaker called Chen came to the village, saying that she was here to marry Qian Yuanwai from the west of the city!Ha, at least one of the golden flowers and silver flowers in my family can be married off!

In fact, he has lived for decades, and he can't figure it out. His two daughters are also the village flowers of their cow shit village. However, the age of the two daughters is approaching the [-]th mark. No one came to propose marriage.Are all those people blind?My two daughters are both virtuous and beautiful!People say that a woman is [-] tofu dregs, hey, that money member will come over later, he has to communicate with his daughters quickly, but nothing can go wrong!

Thinking about it, a smile floated on Niu Shi's face, and that wrinkled old face became even more distorted.He stretched out his hand to straighten his head and stared at the only remaining hair. After mixing with a little stream water, he made a simple shape similar to cow dung, and rushed to the room of his two daughters.

"Golden flowers, silver flowers!" Niu Shi patted on the door and called out the names of his daughters.

"Come here, dad, what's the matter so early?" The rough voice shook the small house.The door was opened, and the first thing that came into view was a woman who was half a head taller than Niu Shi, dressed in white, with long hair hanging down, and two big dark circles on her pale paper face. It's not daytime now, I'm afraid that those who see her will think that what they see is a female ghost.

Niu Shi looked at the woman in front of him, and sighed quietly in his heart, hey, fortunately, he has been watching it for almost 30 years, otherwise he would definitely be scared sick by his daughter's appearance.

After a while, a woman who was so bloated that she looked like a winter melon squeezed to the door. The fleshy thugs were still holding several buns, and while talking, they put the buns into their mouths, spraying the crumbs of the buns everywhere. "Vegetarian, vegetarian, Dengdeng, is there any mustard with asparagus?"

"Crack!" Bullshit knocked off the woman's hand in displeasure, and the bun in her hand rolled to the ground like a glass ball, "How many times has Dad told you, don't eat when you're talking!"

Hey, Niushi looked at his two daughters, and suddenly felt powerless in his heart. Fortunately, there were only two younger girls, Jinhua and Yinhua, in their Niushi village. To be a village flower, let's wait for the next life!

In fact, Niu Shi himself can't figure it out, he and his wife are considered dragons and phoenixes (Author: Just blow it up!), logically speaking, how could such good genes give birth to two such ugly children... Could it be that the children were born At that time, there is no relationship between feeding the children cow dung?The thick eyebrows of cow dung are almost tangled together, it should be... no...

"Jinhuayinhua, you two, dress up well, and the Qian Yuanwai from the west of the city will come to have a blind date with you later." I only hope that Qian Yuanwai can marry both of his daughters, even if it's just as a child. Concubine, he is also relieved.

"Waiyuan?" Hearing these two words, the tall thin woman and the short fat woman (that is, the two sisters Jinhua and Yinhua) showed hungering eyes like hungry wolves. "Father, are you talking about the kind of rich Yuanwai?" The short and fat Yinhua spat out the buns in her mouth and asked eagerly.

"It should be... right." Niu Shi scratched at the few remaining locks of hair on his head.The answer was a bit ambiguous, is the member rich?Why doesn't he know.

When Yinhua heard this, she was so excited that she threw herself on Jinhua, "Wow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Sister, we are going to marry into a wealthy family!"

"Yes, yes, that's great!" Jin Hua was so happy that she hugged her sister and screamed and danced, her already loud voice became even more deafening.

"Touch!" The door was suddenly closed by the two sisters.

"Hey!" Niu Shi, who was shut outside the door, touched his sore nose, still thinking about the question just now, is the member rich?That person's name is Qian Yuanwai, so he must be really rich, right?

=========== I am the dividing line of love ===========

Mei Youqian was still sitting in the carriage with a face that smelled worse than poop, and the sound of the wheels turning made Mei Youqian feel annoyed even more. What happened to the two thickenings? Are they full?What does it mean to be so slow!

"Bu Sanbu Si, let me ride faster! If you slow down, I will deduct all your future son's year-end bonus!" Life seems to have returned to the day when Mei Youqian's forehead was not injured.

Karma -! !

Sure enough, upon hearing what Mei Youqian said, the carriage stopped again, but this time Mei Youqian was smart enough not to poke his head out again. He raised the curtain a little and looked at the dense forest. Well, the bad luck is his forehead.

"Master, don't do it. You have already deducted all the bonuses of our two brothers. Please show mercy and let our future children go." As soon as the carriage stopped, Bu San Bu Si Liang rang in his ears. People's howling like ghosts and wolves, no, it should be worse than howling like ghosts and wolves.As for his own thighs, Bu San Bu Si hugged each other on one left and one on the right, rubbing their miserable faces on Mei Youqian's clothes blindly!

"Have you heard when I was merciful?" Mei Youqian asked back.

He squinted at the faces of the two servants who were still rubbing against his trousers, but he didn't intend to stop, so he lowered his body, his white and slender palms moved left and right, and only heard two slaps, Bu San Bu Si's faces One more 'big pot stickers'.

"Master..." The two cried out tears, looking at Mei Youqian pitifully as if they wanted to cry but didn't dare to cry.

"What are you looking at? If I don't want to deduct the money, go back and drive the carriage quickly. If your master and I are late, I will never end with you!" With such a murderous look in his eyes, Bu Sanbu Si hurriedly stopped Tears, whizzed back to the front seat of the carriage.

Only two sounds of driving and driving were heard, and the carriage moved quickly.

Mei Youqian raised the curtains, and the cool breeze blew on his face from the window, and Mei Youqian's mood brightened accordingly.