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Chapter 2: Leek will lose money
"Little brother, you, calm down, I'm just here to find someone." Chen Matchmaker struggled for a long time, but the hand grasping her was like an iron claw, and she couldn't break free no matter what, in desperation, Matchmaker Chen could only beg for mercy.
He didn't stop until he dragged her to a place where there was no grass (leeks). The man turned his head suspiciously and glanced at Matchmaker Chen, "Looking for someone? Who are you looking for?"
"I..." Matchmaker Chen just opened her mouth and was immediately interrupted.
"No matter who you are looking for, give what you should give first!" The man clapped his palms, wiped off the dirt stuck on his hands, and spread his palms unceremoniously.
"For what?" Matchmaker Chen was still a little overwhelmed.
"Of course it's money. Could it be that you thought I wanted you to give me your body?" The man snorted disdainfully.
"Why?" This man was a little too confident in asking for money.
"Just because you just stepped on my leeks. Do you know that my leeks are all rare varieties brought over from Persia, and one leek is enough for you, an old woman, to go bankrupt!" The man shrugged, As if he was really a merciful savior. "But I'm kind. You old woman doesn't have much money, so you can just mortgage the jade pendant on your body to me."
Jade pendant?Matchmaker Chen looked at the jade pendant around her waist, it was her family's ancestral jade pendant, and it was said to be priceless.Matchmaker Chen's thin eyes narrowed, this kid!Play tricks on me?When I, Matchmaker Chen, came out to be a matchmaker, you might be hiding in a corner and playing with sand!
Matchmaker Chen put one fat arm around her waist, and pointed to the tip of the man's nose with the other fat hand, "You want me to lose money too?! Huh! Let me tell you, I can be your master's guest, if I Tell him what you did, maybe you will pick up your bedding and leave immediately, why are you so arrogant!" After finishing speaking, Matchmaker Chen rolled her eyes, turned her face to the other side, and put on a high posture.
She Chen Matchmaker's golden mouth is not lying.Once this trump card comes out, I guarantee that you, a weeding worker (vegetable farmer?), will not be able to eat it, so go around!You lawless brat, just wait for me, matchmaker Chen, to kneel down and beg for mercy!
"You mean my master?" The man lifted up the bamboo hat on his head, revealing a pair of obsidian-like eyes. He looked up and down carefully at Matchmaker Chen for a while, pinching his chin with his slender fingers, " Tsk tsk, you don't even know who I am, but you are ashamed to say that you are a distinguished guest of my family?! Ha, you are so ridiculous? I see you, an old woman, because the fat has grown into your brain, and it has smashed your head!"
"What do you mean!" Matchmaker Chen also became angry, "Look at you young man, you are so fair and gentle, how can you speak so thorny, let me tell you, I am the most famous person in Xuanyue City Matchmaker Chen, if your lady hadn't written to ask me to come, I wouldn't bother to come!"
"What Chen matchmaker, I've never heard of it! You said that my sister asked you to come here, but you have to show evidence. If you can't show it, I will sue you to the government, and I will say that you trespassed A private house, plus the leeks that abused my family!" Waiting for nothing to stare, the eyes are covered with fat, no matter how much you stare, it's still not a single bean sprouts!The man stared back indifferently.
"Brother!" Just as the two were still staring at each other, a woman ran out of the yard.
As soon as the woman saw Matchmaker Chen, the displeased expression on her face immediately changed into a flattering smile. She hooked Matchmaker Chen's arm with one hand and said warmly, "You are Matchmaker Chen. I just said to go out to meet you." As for you, I didn't expect you to come so early. I'm sorry to keep you waiting." Seeing that Matchmaker Chen's expression softened, the woman continued, "It's really better to see once than to hear a hundred times. You are better than us here. The matchmaker has more temperament."
Sure enough, everyone likes top hats. When the woman said this, Chen Matchmaker still had an angry look on her face, and the smile that curled up at the corner of her mouth made her eyes narrow like bean sprouts.
"Girl, you are Miss Mei Youlian, right? This person looks really juicy!"
"Hehe, what the hell, I think Matchmaker Chen, you were only beautiful when you were young!"
"No, I'm old, but when I was young, I was really a flower in our place!"
"Hey, sister, who is this old woman?" The two women's greetings were finally interrupted.
"Ah...hehehe, Matchmaker Chen, I forgot to introduce you. This is my brother, Mei Youqian." After being interrupted by Mei Youqian, Mei Youlian remembered her purpose of finding Matchmaker Chen.
"Oh..." Deliberately lengthening the ending, Matchmaker Chen squinted at Mei Youqian, and finally understood why this nice young man couldn't find a wife. This sex is very problematic!
"Brother," Mei Youlian looked at her brother, then at Matchmaker Chen, and pulled Mei Youqian's sleeve in embarrassment, "This is Matchmaker Chen I told you about."
"I don't care who she is!" Mei Youqian rolled her eyes, "But...hehehehe..." Mei Youqian stared at Mei Youlian's face for a while as if thinking of something , and said with a sinister smile, "Since she was brought by you, she won't pay, but you will pay me~"
"Mei Youqian, you—! I'm your sister!" Love Qian!
"Brothers and sisters, settle accounts!"
Eh!It's really fucking annoying to communicate with this dead love money!So Mei Youlian could only send out a maid to bring Chen Matchmaker into the house first, while she took Mei Youlian's money and went to a hidden corner.
He didn't stop until he dragged her to a place where there was no grass (leeks). The man turned his head suspiciously and glanced at Matchmaker Chen, "Looking for someone? Who are you looking for?"
"I..." Matchmaker Chen just opened her mouth and was immediately interrupted.
"No matter who you are looking for, give what you should give first!" The man clapped his palms, wiped off the dirt stuck on his hands, and spread his palms unceremoniously.
"For what?" Matchmaker Chen was still a little overwhelmed.
"Of course it's money. Could it be that you thought I wanted you to give me your body?" The man snorted disdainfully.
"Why?" This man was a little too confident in asking for money.
"Just because you just stepped on my leeks. Do you know that my leeks are all rare varieties brought over from Persia, and one leek is enough for you, an old woman, to go bankrupt!" The man shrugged, As if he was really a merciful savior. "But I'm kind. You old woman doesn't have much money, so you can just mortgage the jade pendant on your body to me."
Jade pendant?Matchmaker Chen looked at the jade pendant around her waist, it was her family's ancestral jade pendant, and it was said to be priceless.Matchmaker Chen's thin eyes narrowed, this kid!Play tricks on me?When I, Matchmaker Chen, came out to be a matchmaker, you might be hiding in a corner and playing with sand!
Matchmaker Chen put one fat arm around her waist, and pointed to the tip of the man's nose with the other fat hand, "You want me to lose money too?! Huh! Let me tell you, I can be your master's guest, if I Tell him what you did, maybe you will pick up your bedding and leave immediately, why are you so arrogant!" After finishing speaking, Matchmaker Chen rolled her eyes, turned her face to the other side, and put on a high posture.
She Chen Matchmaker's golden mouth is not lying.Once this trump card comes out, I guarantee that you, a weeding worker (vegetable farmer?), will not be able to eat it, so go around!You lawless brat, just wait for me, matchmaker Chen, to kneel down and beg for mercy!
"You mean my master?" The man lifted up the bamboo hat on his head, revealing a pair of obsidian-like eyes. He looked up and down carefully at Matchmaker Chen for a while, pinching his chin with his slender fingers, " Tsk tsk, you don't even know who I am, but you are ashamed to say that you are a distinguished guest of my family?! Ha, you are so ridiculous? I see you, an old woman, because the fat has grown into your brain, and it has smashed your head!"
"What do you mean!" Matchmaker Chen also became angry, "Look at you young man, you are so fair and gentle, how can you speak so thorny, let me tell you, I am the most famous person in Xuanyue City Matchmaker Chen, if your lady hadn't written to ask me to come, I wouldn't bother to come!"
"What Chen matchmaker, I've never heard of it! You said that my sister asked you to come here, but you have to show evidence. If you can't show it, I will sue you to the government, and I will say that you trespassed A private house, plus the leeks that abused my family!" Waiting for nothing to stare, the eyes are covered with fat, no matter how much you stare, it's still not a single bean sprouts!The man stared back indifferently.
"Brother!" Just as the two were still staring at each other, a woman ran out of the yard.
As soon as the woman saw Matchmaker Chen, the displeased expression on her face immediately changed into a flattering smile. She hooked Matchmaker Chen's arm with one hand and said warmly, "You are Matchmaker Chen. I just said to go out to meet you." As for you, I didn't expect you to come so early. I'm sorry to keep you waiting." Seeing that Matchmaker Chen's expression softened, the woman continued, "It's really better to see once than to hear a hundred times. You are better than us here. The matchmaker has more temperament."
Sure enough, everyone likes top hats. When the woman said this, Chen Matchmaker still had an angry look on her face, and the smile that curled up at the corner of her mouth made her eyes narrow like bean sprouts.
"Girl, you are Miss Mei Youlian, right? This person looks really juicy!"
"Hehe, what the hell, I think Matchmaker Chen, you were only beautiful when you were young!"
"No, I'm old, but when I was young, I was really a flower in our place!"
"Hey, sister, who is this old woman?" The two women's greetings were finally interrupted.
"Ah...hehehe, Matchmaker Chen, I forgot to introduce you. This is my brother, Mei Youqian." After being interrupted by Mei Youqian, Mei Youlian remembered her purpose of finding Matchmaker Chen.
"Oh..." Deliberately lengthening the ending, Matchmaker Chen squinted at Mei Youqian, and finally understood why this nice young man couldn't find a wife. This sex is very problematic!
"Brother," Mei Youlian looked at her brother, then at Matchmaker Chen, and pulled Mei Youqian's sleeve in embarrassment, "This is Matchmaker Chen I told you about."
"I don't care who she is!" Mei Youqian rolled her eyes, "But...hehehehe..." Mei Youqian stared at Mei Youlian's face for a while as if thinking of something , and said with a sinister smile, "Since she was brought by you, she won't pay, but you will pay me~"
"Mei Youqian, you—! I'm your sister!" Love Qian!
"Brothers and sisters, settle accounts!"
Eh!It's really fucking annoying to communicate with this dead love money!So Mei Youlian could only send out a maid to bring Chen Matchmaker into the house first, while she took Mei Youlian's money and went to a hidden corner.
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