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"Master," after getting up from the ground, Wangcai remembered a very important question, "I don't know your name yet."

"Idiot!" The old man's eyes widened again, "Didn't the old man tell you that the number one in the world, the number one in the world, this is the name of the old man!"

"what?"

"The toad is in the field! Ha!" Wangcai's idiot expression was exchanged for the old man's eyes. Finding a stupid apprentice is really not a fun thing... The legendary Hong Qigong, you have worked hard ! "No. [-] in the world, this is my name, and at the same time, it's also my name. How about it, it's amazing!" As he said, the old man stroked his beard proudly.

"En," Wangcai nodded honestly, "it's quite powerful..."

"Enen, that's..." The old man's complacent old face suddenly lost his embarrassment after listening to Wangcai's words, and he waved a branch to hit Wangcai again, "What do you mean by 'it's quite powerful', that is Very powerful, extremely serious, very powerful, okay!"

"Oh...Master, can you tell me now if one or two people have passed by here?" This is the most important purpose of Wangcai's apprenticeship.

"This... let me think about it..."

"Enen." Wangcai nodded obediently, as long as you don't tell me to wait for me to think about it all night.

"Ah!" Number One Under Heaven exclaimed suddenly.

"What's the matter, what's the matter, did you remember something?" Wang Cai was also startled by him, but he quickly poked his head to ask.

"Ah... I want to tell you, I have amnesia, I forgot..."

……

Only now does Wangcai know what it means to cry without tears.

"By the way, young man, who are you? What are you doing here in the middle of the night?" Number One Under Heaven's words made Wangcai feel the urge to faint.

His master's amnesia is really terrible!

"Wow! Young man, you are in good shape. Be my apprentice. I am a very powerful martial arts master. I will give you a second to think about it. If you don't answer, you agree. Hurry up! Apprenticeship!" Just as Wangcai was still thinking about asking How come when explaining to the No. [-] in the world with severe amnesia in front of him, the number one in the world crackled with a lot of words, which made Wangcai stunned again.

"Master, I'm the apprentice you just accepted..." Seeing Number One Under Heaven's approaching face, Wangcai quickly took a step back, and said timidly.

"Apprentice?" Number One Under Heaven's eyes widened again, "Really? You didn't lie to me?"

"Enen. I, Wangcai, never lie!" Wangcai nodded seriously, and patted his chest as a promise.

Number One Under Heaven stroked his beard, thought for a while, and said, "Well...then tell me, what's my name?"

"Ah? Master, why can't you even remember your own name?" Wang Cai looked at the old man in front of him and asked in disbelief.Amnesia is so forgetful that he can't even remember his own name, so why is he recruiting apprentices?

"P!" Number One Under Heaven took a sip on the ground, then rubbed his itchy nose, "I'm testing your memory, you know?"

"Oh." Really?Although he had some doubts in his heart, Wangcai nodded honestly.Hey, who told him to always be that innocent and idiotic Wangcai? "Master's name is number one in the world."

"Wow! So my name is so dazzling!" Number One Under Heaven heard that, his bean-sprout-like eyes lit up, and he sighed softly.Seeing Wangcai's handsome face full of question marks, he coughed twice.Then, put on the majesty of an elder, "Well, not bad! From now on, you will remember my name for me. If you see a bad guy, just report my name. Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

"Master..." Wangcai reminded in a low voice, "Didn't you say to keep a low profile?"

"Ahem," No. [-] Under Heaven's old face burst into embarrassment, "I need you to teach me what to do as a teacher. Whatever I say is what I say, and you are not allowed to talk back! Ah... By the way, before you asked me what was that for?" What?" Number One Under Heaven seemed to have thought of something, so he asked Wangcai.

"Oh, I asked you if you saw..."

"Yes! Who told you to repeat it? I don't have amnesia. Even though I am old, my memory is good!" Number One Under Heaven stroked his beard proudly, which shows how good his memory is. Confident, but he forgot that he didn't even remember his own name a moment ago.

"Um... yes, master." Wang Cai was speechless to this master.

"Master, I saw a man in black carrying him and ran in that direction!"

Looking at the direction pointed by Number One Under Heaven, Wangcai's eyes lit up, he got up and jumped, ready to use his lightness kung fu to find Mei Youqian.Unexpectedly, just as his feet left the ground, they were grabbed by a skinny hand.It was obviously a flat, thin hand like a dry branch, but it contained incomparably powerful strength, and Wangcai couldn't break free from that hand.

"Disciple, you have to wait as a teacher, why are you in such a hurry to leave!" Number One Under Heaven exerted all his strength and swung Wangcai, who completely lost his center of gravity. After a muffled bang, Wangcai fell to the ground again.

Wangcai frowned in pain, Number One Under Heaven walked over slowly, pulled him up with one hand, and said with a smile, "Get up, I want to go with you as a teacher!"

"Oh..." Wangcai shrank his neck, dare I not take you with me?

The two frolicked for a while, but Number One Under Heaven's expression suddenly became serious and mysterious, and his little bean sprout eyes also stared round.He put his index finger on his mouth, "Shh... disciple, do you smell anything strange?" Until his mouth is moving.

"Huh? What's the smell?" Wangcai didn't know, so he poked his head over and asked worriedly in a small, almost inaudible voice.Did someone poison them?

"Then you come behind me, squat down, and smell it hard."

"Oh." Wangcai nodded solemnly, walked behind Number One Under Heaven, squatted down, and smelled very hard...

after a while...

"Master! You are farting!!" In the silent night, there was a terrifying roar from the silent back mountain.

"Ahahahaha, how is it? It tastes good! I ate a lot of radishes today! Hahahaha..."