[Comprehensive Martial Arts] Boss, he has a bug again!
Chapter 82 I Love My Sword!
In Miao Wan's script, she is an unwanted child.
There are already several girls in the family. When her mother was pregnant with her, she was named Huzi because of her various performances, thinking that she must be a lively boy, and she was born in the year of the tiger without accident.
Unexpectedly, when she was born, she was not a handlebar.
There is no one to inherit the "throne" in the family, which made it difficult for Huzi's parents, relatives and friends to accept, and even became dissatisfied with the youngest daughter. Slaves to people—as for her previous sisters, they were sold or married off to subsidize their families because they couldn't get rid of the pot.
And the reason why she was saved from being sold was not because of her parents' conscience, but because they felt that this daughter served them well. Until the son got married and married a daughter-in-law to serve them, this daughter could still stay. Use it and use it—yes, they conceived another three years after Hu Zi was born, this time a boy.
So later, Huzi changed from living under the oppression of his parents to living under the triple oppression of his parents and younger brother.Because that boy shouldered the hope of the whole family, he was so doted on, and in the end he was directly spoiled and turned into a young master who had no dandy life, but rather a dandyism.
The young master can't bully anyone else, he can only bully his sister, and there is no one in the family to make decisions for Hu Zi, and sometimes the young master bullies too much, Hu Zi can't bear to resist, and will be beaten by his parents, Let her apologize to her brother.
Now my younger brother is about to grow up, and she is almost too old to marry.So her parents made up their minds and wanted to sell her to an old widower in the next village as a continuation, exchanged the money to renovate the house, so that the young master could marry a wife-in fact, their previous behavior of selling their daughter had already changed their family. They became the richest family in the village, but after satisfying the young master's various unreasonable demands all these years, their family became impoverished again. If they didn't sell the cubs, they might not even have the money to hire a matchmaker.
But Huzi didn't want this. She heard that the old widower had already bought countless wives, and he beat to death every one who couldn't bear a son.It was so difficult for Huzi's family to give birth to a boy, and she was afraid that she would be beaten to death by this person too.
Having a baby is so hard!
So she came to ask Guanyin this time, hoping that Guanyin could bless her and prevent her from marrying such a terrible person.
In the end, Miao Wan acted hoarsely, crying as if it really happened to her.
Thanks to the fact that Guanyin is made of mud, if it was a human being, he might have been infected by her and cry into a ball.
After crying for a while, a woman dressed as a Taoist nun came in, but she looked even more gorgeous than the previous one, and she didn't look like a Taoist nun.
"Hey, why is the poor girl crying so badly?" The Taoist nun stepped forward and hugged Miaowan, "Stop crying, it hurts the poor nun's heart."
Miao Wan was a little confused by this sudden appearance, but the nun's breasts were still quite big, and it was very comfortable to bury her from this angle, so Miao Wan simply let herself go and began to cry again.
The Taoist nun patted her on the back to comfort her, and asked, "Little girl, I was worshiping the Buddha next door just now, and I heard what you said. What you said...is it all true?"
Miao Wan rolled up her sleeves and showed her while sobbing.
She used the smoke ointment given to her by Sikong Zhaixing before, and painted countless fake scars on her arms. It looks like Miao Wan is a really poor child.
Sure enough, the Taoist nun was fooled by such makeup, and she dragged Miao Wan's arm full of distress: "Oh my god, how did they do it?"
Miao Wan wiped her tears: "The only way they can't do it is to beat my younger brother... I don't want to be beaten in another place..."
There was a flash of satisfaction in Taoist nun's eyes, and then she looked distressed and said, "In this case, are you willing to leave your beast parents?"
A trace of surprise and joy flashed in Miao Wan's eyes, but it was quickly replaced by fear.She shook her head and said, "I...I dare not..."
The Taoist patted her head: "Don't say whether you dare, just say whether you want to escape from your parents and start a new life!"
Miao Wan hesitated for a moment, her eyes lit up, she nodded and said, "I want to! I really, really want to!"
The nun smiled and said, "I see."
Miao Wan said cautiously: "Sister, is it really possible?"
Taoist nun: "Don't worry, as long as you listen to me, there will be no problem."
Miao Wan nodded again and again, and looked at Taoist nun with a sweet smile: "Thank you sister. Then what should I do?"
The nun said: "Now you go back first, as if nothing happened, do what you have to do. Wait until the early morning three days later, when Yin and Mao times intersect, come out of the village, and I will wait for you outside the village."
Miao Wan said: "Okay! I will definitely wait at the entrance of the village on time!"
After finishing speaking, Miao Wan bit her lip and said, "Sister, I want to ask... can you really save me?"
The nun said with a smile: "I know you won't trust me very much, but don't worry, you are poor and a woman, and I can't do anything for you, can I?"
Miao Wan nodded thoughtfully: "Yes..."
Taoist nun: "You have also seen our Qixia nunnery. There are few people, but the incense in the temple is not bad. I thought that if you want, I can let you do a sweeping in the temple. What do you think?"
Miao Wan scratched her head, with a dazed expression, she fully demonstrated what it means to be a village girl who has never studied and never seen the world: "What...is a sweeper?"
The nun smiled and said: "Just clean the yard and wipe the Buddha statues. Although our temple is small, there are many Buddha statues. Every time we clean it, it is a big project. Before, we hired people from outside to clean it. If you are willing to come, it can save us a lot of money."
Miao Wan blushed with excitement: "Then...then if that's the case, I'll come and wipe the Bodhisattva's body."
The nun said happily, "I believe you will do well."
After that, the two chattered back and forth for a long time, Miao Wan took advantage of the other party's lack of defense against her, and made a lot of words.
Finally, when the Taoist nun was getting impatient, Miao Wan pretended to be regretful: "Hey, I have been out for too long this time, it is time to go back. Otherwise, I will be beaten by my parents again." .”
The nun hesitated for a moment, and said, "Why don't I take you back? When there are outsiders around, your parents shouldn't go too far?"
Miao Wan thought for a while and shook her head: "Forget it. Xiangu, you are so good-looking, let my younger brother see it, and I will definitely ask you to stay and be his wife."
The Taoist nun's face darkened in an instant.
"At that time, even if you don't want to, my parents will hold your thighs so that you can't walk. You have to cook raw rice. At that time, you can only be a cow and a horse for my family, serving them every day. Lazar, you still want to be their punching bag, if you have nothing to do, you will be beaten..."
"Okay, okay!" Taoist immediately stopped her from continuing, "I see, then I won't give it away. You go slowly, don't forget our agreement. By the way, you take this wooden sign, it will bless you."
Miao Wan took it and saw that it was exactly the same wooden sign as the one they picked up before, so she raised her head and smiled honestly: "Don't worry, I won't forget it."
The so-called acting has to be a complete set. In order to get these people hooked, Six Doors has done a lot of hard work. They almost created a living village in a remote place on the outskirts of Beijing-after all, a tragedy like Miao Wan, if one No one in the village knows it is nonsense.And if it is performed in a real village, firstly, it is very difficult to perform, and it is necessary to gather a whole village of actors, and secondly, no one can guarantee whether there are any cheap-talking ones among these villagers. If you don't pay attention, you will say something.
So it's better to be reliable on your own, and the village doesn't need to be too big anyway.
At first, Miao Wan felt that these people were making a fuss over a molehill. After all, these people had arrested so many people, how could they have time to investigate them one by one?
But after she left Qixia Temple, she was surprised to find that this group of people was still so busy!
Miao Wan found three people following her on the map. It is estimated that they just regarded her as an ordinary village girl and had no intention of pretending. It was too easy to spot them.
What's more, she has cheats.
Miao Wan sighed, she thought acting could stop here, but she didn't expect it to start here.
Unable to do light work or ride a horse, they walked a long way and finally returned to the original place they had agreed upon.
When I looked at this place yesterday, it was still a wasteland, but now there are more than a dozen well-organized houses that look like there are still rich and poor houses.
But which one she wants to go in, Miao Wan can't be sure for a while.
All the points are green, how to decide!
Fortunately, someone soon came out to help her out - a middle-aged woman with a big face, she looked like a top player in the quarrel school in the vegetable market, with a vitriolic look on her face, she rushed when she saw Miao Wan Come up and grab her ear: "You damn girl, I told you to work, where did you go to be lazy?"
Miao Wan's first reaction was to be fooled.
Who the hell is this, so rude?If it wasn't for the scruples that she was still acting, Miao Wan might have pulled out the sword from the package and beat him flat.
But when Miaowan clicked on the map and looked at it, she almost couldn't help laughing.
Because of the icon in front of her, the name on it is: Lu Xiaofeng.
Recall that Lu Xiaofeng was also a handsome man with a dashing and suave demeanor, but now he has the attitude of a vegetable market aunt, which is really a bit of a contrast.
Seeing that she recognized his identity, Lu Xiaofeng's eyes flashed with surprise, because it was Sikong Zhuixing who disguised him overnight.Sikong Zhaixing's disguise technique is the best in the world, and he has never been seen through at the first meeting.
It's definitely because the old monkey's skill has declined, it's definitely not his acting skills!
After flustered for a while, Lu Xiaofeng continued to act: "May I ask you, where did the stinky girl go?"
Miao Wan said pitifully, "Mother, I went to pray for my younger brother, hoping that he can marry a good girl back."
Lu Xiaofeng was dubious: "Really?"
Miao Wan: "Really!"
Lu Xiaofeng let go of his hand: "Forget it, I'll just trust you once. Well, your fiancé came and said he wants to see if you are fertile, so you go in and dress up so that you can receive guests."
Miao Wan: "..." Wait, who will play this?
There are already several girls in the family. When her mother was pregnant with her, she was named Huzi because of her various performances, thinking that she must be a lively boy, and she was born in the year of the tiger without accident.
Unexpectedly, when she was born, she was not a handlebar.
There is no one to inherit the "throne" in the family, which made it difficult for Huzi's parents, relatives and friends to accept, and even became dissatisfied with the youngest daughter. Slaves to people—as for her previous sisters, they were sold or married off to subsidize their families because they couldn't get rid of the pot.
And the reason why she was saved from being sold was not because of her parents' conscience, but because they felt that this daughter served them well. Until the son got married and married a daughter-in-law to serve them, this daughter could still stay. Use it and use it—yes, they conceived another three years after Hu Zi was born, this time a boy.
So later, Huzi changed from living under the oppression of his parents to living under the triple oppression of his parents and younger brother.Because that boy shouldered the hope of the whole family, he was so doted on, and in the end he was directly spoiled and turned into a young master who had no dandy life, but rather a dandyism.
The young master can't bully anyone else, he can only bully his sister, and there is no one in the family to make decisions for Hu Zi, and sometimes the young master bullies too much, Hu Zi can't bear to resist, and will be beaten by his parents, Let her apologize to her brother.
Now my younger brother is about to grow up, and she is almost too old to marry.So her parents made up their minds and wanted to sell her to an old widower in the next village as a continuation, exchanged the money to renovate the house, so that the young master could marry a wife-in fact, their previous behavior of selling their daughter had already changed their family. They became the richest family in the village, but after satisfying the young master's various unreasonable demands all these years, their family became impoverished again. If they didn't sell the cubs, they might not even have the money to hire a matchmaker.
But Huzi didn't want this. She heard that the old widower had already bought countless wives, and he beat to death every one who couldn't bear a son.It was so difficult for Huzi's family to give birth to a boy, and she was afraid that she would be beaten to death by this person too.
Having a baby is so hard!
So she came to ask Guanyin this time, hoping that Guanyin could bless her and prevent her from marrying such a terrible person.
In the end, Miao Wan acted hoarsely, crying as if it really happened to her.
Thanks to the fact that Guanyin is made of mud, if it was a human being, he might have been infected by her and cry into a ball.
After crying for a while, a woman dressed as a Taoist nun came in, but she looked even more gorgeous than the previous one, and she didn't look like a Taoist nun.
"Hey, why is the poor girl crying so badly?" The Taoist nun stepped forward and hugged Miaowan, "Stop crying, it hurts the poor nun's heart."
Miao Wan was a little confused by this sudden appearance, but the nun's breasts were still quite big, and it was very comfortable to bury her from this angle, so Miao Wan simply let herself go and began to cry again.
The Taoist nun patted her on the back to comfort her, and asked, "Little girl, I was worshiping the Buddha next door just now, and I heard what you said. What you said...is it all true?"
Miao Wan rolled up her sleeves and showed her while sobbing.
She used the smoke ointment given to her by Sikong Zhaixing before, and painted countless fake scars on her arms. It looks like Miao Wan is a really poor child.
Sure enough, the Taoist nun was fooled by such makeup, and she dragged Miao Wan's arm full of distress: "Oh my god, how did they do it?"
Miao Wan wiped her tears: "The only way they can't do it is to beat my younger brother... I don't want to be beaten in another place..."
There was a flash of satisfaction in Taoist nun's eyes, and then she looked distressed and said, "In this case, are you willing to leave your beast parents?"
A trace of surprise and joy flashed in Miao Wan's eyes, but it was quickly replaced by fear.She shook her head and said, "I...I dare not..."
The Taoist patted her head: "Don't say whether you dare, just say whether you want to escape from your parents and start a new life!"
Miao Wan hesitated for a moment, her eyes lit up, she nodded and said, "I want to! I really, really want to!"
The nun smiled and said, "I see."
Miao Wan said cautiously: "Sister, is it really possible?"
Taoist nun: "Don't worry, as long as you listen to me, there will be no problem."
Miao Wan nodded again and again, and looked at Taoist nun with a sweet smile: "Thank you sister. Then what should I do?"
The nun said: "Now you go back first, as if nothing happened, do what you have to do. Wait until the early morning three days later, when Yin and Mao times intersect, come out of the village, and I will wait for you outside the village."
Miao Wan said: "Okay! I will definitely wait at the entrance of the village on time!"
After finishing speaking, Miao Wan bit her lip and said, "Sister, I want to ask... can you really save me?"
The nun said with a smile: "I know you won't trust me very much, but don't worry, you are poor and a woman, and I can't do anything for you, can I?"
Miao Wan nodded thoughtfully: "Yes..."
Taoist nun: "You have also seen our Qixia nunnery. There are few people, but the incense in the temple is not bad. I thought that if you want, I can let you do a sweeping in the temple. What do you think?"
Miao Wan scratched her head, with a dazed expression, she fully demonstrated what it means to be a village girl who has never studied and never seen the world: "What...is a sweeper?"
The nun smiled and said: "Just clean the yard and wipe the Buddha statues. Although our temple is small, there are many Buddha statues. Every time we clean it, it is a big project. Before, we hired people from outside to clean it. If you are willing to come, it can save us a lot of money."
Miao Wan blushed with excitement: "Then...then if that's the case, I'll come and wipe the Bodhisattva's body."
The nun said happily, "I believe you will do well."
After that, the two chattered back and forth for a long time, Miao Wan took advantage of the other party's lack of defense against her, and made a lot of words.
Finally, when the Taoist nun was getting impatient, Miao Wan pretended to be regretful: "Hey, I have been out for too long this time, it is time to go back. Otherwise, I will be beaten by my parents again." .”
The nun hesitated for a moment, and said, "Why don't I take you back? When there are outsiders around, your parents shouldn't go too far?"
Miao Wan thought for a while and shook her head: "Forget it. Xiangu, you are so good-looking, let my younger brother see it, and I will definitely ask you to stay and be his wife."
The Taoist nun's face darkened in an instant.
"At that time, even if you don't want to, my parents will hold your thighs so that you can't walk. You have to cook raw rice. At that time, you can only be a cow and a horse for my family, serving them every day. Lazar, you still want to be their punching bag, if you have nothing to do, you will be beaten..."
"Okay, okay!" Taoist immediately stopped her from continuing, "I see, then I won't give it away. You go slowly, don't forget our agreement. By the way, you take this wooden sign, it will bless you."
Miao Wan took it and saw that it was exactly the same wooden sign as the one they picked up before, so she raised her head and smiled honestly: "Don't worry, I won't forget it."
The so-called acting has to be a complete set. In order to get these people hooked, Six Doors has done a lot of hard work. They almost created a living village in a remote place on the outskirts of Beijing-after all, a tragedy like Miao Wan, if one No one in the village knows it is nonsense.And if it is performed in a real village, firstly, it is very difficult to perform, and it is necessary to gather a whole village of actors, and secondly, no one can guarantee whether there are any cheap-talking ones among these villagers. If you don't pay attention, you will say something.
So it's better to be reliable on your own, and the village doesn't need to be too big anyway.
At first, Miao Wan felt that these people were making a fuss over a molehill. After all, these people had arrested so many people, how could they have time to investigate them one by one?
But after she left Qixia Temple, she was surprised to find that this group of people was still so busy!
Miao Wan found three people following her on the map. It is estimated that they just regarded her as an ordinary village girl and had no intention of pretending. It was too easy to spot them.
What's more, she has cheats.
Miao Wan sighed, she thought acting could stop here, but she didn't expect it to start here.
Unable to do light work or ride a horse, they walked a long way and finally returned to the original place they had agreed upon.
When I looked at this place yesterday, it was still a wasteland, but now there are more than a dozen well-organized houses that look like there are still rich and poor houses.
But which one she wants to go in, Miao Wan can't be sure for a while.
All the points are green, how to decide!
Fortunately, someone soon came out to help her out - a middle-aged woman with a big face, she looked like a top player in the quarrel school in the vegetable market, with a vitriolic look on her face, she rushed when she saw Miao Wan Come up and grab her ear: "You damn girl, I told you to work, where did you go to be lazy?"
Miao Wan's first reaction was to be fooled.
Who the hell is this, so rude?If it wasn't for the scruples that she was still acting, Miao Wan might have pulled out the sword from the package and beat him flat.
But when Miaowan clicked on the map and looked at it, she almost couldn't help laughing.
Because of the icon in front of her, the name on it is: Lu Xiaofeng.
Recall that Lu Xiaofeng was also a handsome man with a dashing and suave demeanor, but now he has the attitude of a vegetable market aunt, which is really a bit of a contrast.
Seeing that she recognized his identity, Lu Xiaofeng's eyes flashed with surprise, because it was Sikong Zhuixing who disguised him overnight.Sikong Zhaixing's disguise technique is the best in the world, and he has never been seen through at the first meeting.
It's definitely because the old monkey's skill has declined, it's definitely not his acting skills!
After flustered for a while, Lu Xiaofeng continued to act: "May I ask you, where did the stinky girl go?"
Miao Wan said pitifully, "Mother, I went to pray for my younger brother, hoping that he can marry a good girl back."
Lu Xiaofeng was dubious: "Really?"
Miao Wan: "Really!"
Lu Xiaofeng let go of his hand: "Forget it, I'll just trust you once. Well, your fiancé came and said he wants to see if you are fertile, so you go in and dress up so that you can receive guests."
Miao Wan: "..." Wait, who will play this?
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