[Comprehensive Martial Arts] Boss, he has a bug again!

Dongfang Bubai looked at Miao Wan speechlessly, and said, "Long time no see, is that how you greet me?"

Miao Wan coughed lightly, "Then what, haven't you been too excited for a long time?"

Dongfang Bubai raised his eyebrows, "I was so excited that I asked if I was from the palace?"

Miao Wan said with a serious face, "I care about your health."

Dongfang Bubai directly retorted: "I think you just want to watch the excitement?"

Miao Wan chuckled: "How could it be? You have to know, this is my task. Only when the task is completed can we..."

Dongfang Bubai raised his eyebrows: "What about your talents?"

Miao Wan's ears turned red, and she insisted, "You can get the bonus and salary, and move on to the next task!"

Dongfang Bubai lowered his head and moved closer to Miao Wan's ear, and blew on the ear that was as clear as blood jade. Seeing the red blood dripping from that ear, Dongfang Bubai instantly had the urge to bite on it.

But after thinking about the consequences, he still held back, and just whispered in her ear: "When we parted last time, I once said that when we meet again, I will ask you if you know who I am. Now you know Yet?"

Miao Wan pushed him away unbearably, and said, "Is it necessary to ask so close?"

Dongfang Bubai laughed and said, "Isn't this afraid that people will hear it and cause some misunderstanding?"

What misunderstanding can it cause?Miao Wan rubbed her ears, the place was so hot that her hands felt a little burned.

Dongfang Bubai looked at her expression and knew that if he teased her too much, maybe this guy might really go berserk, so he cleverly changed the subject: "So, what's the answer?"

Miao Wan unconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, and then said, "Although I don't know if I guessed it right, I think I'm [-]% sure."

Dongfang Bubai said "Oh?" and said, "Tell me about it."

Miao Wan: "I remember that in Wuqing, your performance made me a little confused. After you pointed it out, I went back and thought about it, and I figured it out: You... No, it was you in the past, you were a blind person."

Dongfang Bubai nodded: "Yes, I was indeed a blind person before. It was indeed the first time I saw the light after I was three years old. It is normal to not grasp it well."

Miao Wan smugly said: "Then I think my guess is even more inseparable. You are blind at the age of three, both civil and military, talented, and have a long-term relationship with an old lady..."

She didn't finish the rest of the sentence, because Dongfang Bubai couldn't take it anymore, and directly sealed it with a kiss, blocking all Miao Wan's words.

Because both of them have deep internal strength and long breath, the kissing time is much longer than what Miao Wan saw on TV before. When she finally recovered, she found that the sun was tilted a little.

Fuck, this is something that only appears in novels, right?

……

No, they are in a novel ==.

The author of this novel is obviously a diehard fan of Dongfang Bubai, so in her writing, Dongfang Bubai neither has her own palace nor walks with Yang Lianting, but has become a pair of gods praised by everyone in the world with Linghu Chong. Couple, and which one of the above is he.

Dongfang Bubai licked his lips, licked off the blood oozing from the broken lips, and said: "Although I don't know what you said in the last one, but from what I said earlier, you really recognized me. coming."

Miao Wan was silent for a while, and asked, "How old are you now?"

Dongfang Bubai said: "More than twenty."

"Do you know Bat Island?"

Dongfang Bubai laughed: "If I had an island, I would call it Bat Island. Because bats are really an animal very similar to people like us."

Miao Wan breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, this guy is still not the Yuan Suiyun who is distorted in three views and never does bad things, but is still calm.

Dongfang Bubai: "So what is my name, do you know?"

Miao Wan glanced at him: "Don't you know it well?"

Dongfang Bubai gave a low laugh: "I want to hear what it's like to say my name from your mouth."

Miao Wan muttered: "Isn't it just those three words? Could it be that the three words that come out of my mouth will change their tone or something?"

Dongfang Bubai: "Of course not, it's just that it's a completely different feeling to say your name from ordinary people and people you like."

Miao Wan: "...hypocritical." Aren't these girls' thoughts?Why does Yuan Suiyun, a seven-foot man, have such girlish thoughts?

Dongfang Bubai: "So are you shouting or not?"

Miao Wan: "...All right."

But she suddenly felt that it was difficult to say something that she shouted really casually.

After all, Yuan Suiyun had expected so much, and she treated her too casually, it seemed... not very good?

So she cleared her throat, brewed up her emotions, and said, "Yuan Suiyun."

Dongfang Bubai—no, it should be Yuan Suiyun, a blush suddenly flashed across his face, but he quickly calmed down and said, "Yes."

Miao Wan burst out laughing and said, "You are really innocent."

Yuan Suiyun: "...what does it have to do with pure love?"

Miao Wan said with a smile: "When I call you, you blush, what is it if it's not pure love?"

Yuan Suiyun: "I just look radiant."

Miao Wan shrugged: "Alright, it's up to you."

"Speaking of which, what are you going to do now?"

Yuan Suiyun: "Can you tell others about this?"

Miao Wan asked coldly, "Am I someone else? I'm an insider."

Yuan Suiyun frowned: "No, you are a wife."

Miao Wan: "..." My friend, you took advantage so quickly, you really know how to hit a snake with a stick.

Yuan Suiyun said: "Now... let me find a way to enter the Sun Moon God Sect."

Miao Wan: "What about the final mission?"

Yuan Suiyun frowned: "And Linghu Chong will become a couple of gods... Who is Linghu Chong?"

Miao Wan froze for a moment, then hugged her stomach and laughed.

Yuan Suiyun was even more baffled, but he didn't think too much about it, he just guessed: "This Linghu Chong's name sounds very masculine. Could it be that her parents thought it was a son, so they named it like this?"

Miao Wan laughed again, and said: "That's right, that's it, he is a little girl with a boy's name, and this person also likes to wear men's clothes, you will meet him then, come on !"

Yuan Suiyun: "..." He narrowed his eyes slightly, reached out and raised Miao Wan's chin: "Is that really the case? Why do I think you are smiling so maliciously?"

Miao Wan immediately restrained her smile, and said seriously: "No, I'm just laughing that you are about to step into two boats."

Yuan Suiyun raised his eyebrows: "Two boats? In other words, you admit that you are one of my boats?"

Miao Wan's ears turned red, but she raised her chin and said, "You've kissed me several times, why do you want to deny it now?"

There was a hint of a smile in Yuan Suiyun's eyes, and said: "I said, if you don't admit it, I will kiss you again, but now you are so generous, I don't know what to say."

Miao Wan said as a matter of course: "That's what it is. We all have a crush on each other. What's the point of calculating it? It's better to be generous. But I want to ask you a little bit."

Yuan Suiyun: "Tell me."

Miao Wan: "Well, I heard that we are on a blind date... which number am I?"

Yuan Suiyun pondered for a moment: "Well..."

Miao Wan: "???" She looked at Yuan Suiyun expectantly, but Yuan Suiyun seemed to want to whet her appetite, which made Miao Wan very upset.

"Tell me or not!" She pushed Yuan Suiyun, "If you don't tell me, I'll ask myself."

Yuan Suiyun held her helplessly: "Why are you so impatient?"

Miao Wan almost rolled her eyes at him: "Of course I have to be vigilant all the time, whether my head will suddenly turn into a grassland."

Yuan Suiyun smiled helplessly, and said: "To be honest, the world where I met you was not my first world, but in the previous world I played blind people, and no one noticed that I was wrong. "

Miao Wan twitched her eyebrows.It turned out that I was really not the first.

"But when I was ruthless, it was the first time I saw it. So..." Yuan Suiyun's face shape this time is actually the most beautiful in his four times. It is not without reason that it is played by a woman.

Miao Wan even felt that, in terms of appreciating women's aesthetics, he was prettier than herself this time.

So, when Yuan Suiyun looked at Miaowan affectionately with such a face, she couldn't help it...

"Pfft..." She couldn't help laughing, as if someone wanted to fuck Lily with her.

Yuan Suiyun: "...What are you laughing at?"

Miao Wan covered her eyes: "It's nothing, you continue to talk." She was really afraid that she would spoil the atmosphere by laughing again, so she simply refused to let herself have this opportunity.

After Yuan Suiyun's actions by Miao Wan, she basically guessed what she meant. He couldn't laugh or cry, he pulled her hand away and let her look at him: "So, you are the first one I saw. A 'blind date' person. If you hear that, you'll feel happier."

Miao Wan: "...what do you mean?"

Yuan Suiyun said: "No one can force me to do things that I don't like."

Miao Wan rubbed her nose and slightly blocked the slightly raised corners of her mouth.

Yuan Suiyun shook his head helplessly, and said, "How is it? Is there any question?"

Miao Wan raised a finger: "There is one more, only one, I will itch until I finish asking this question."

Yuan Suiyun: "...you say it."

Miao Wan got permission, smiled and asked, "When will you leave the palace?"

Yuan Suiyun: "..."

Miao Wan coughed lightly: "Hey, what, you know, I came to see you this time for one purpose, and the other purpose is to complete the task."

Yuan Suiyun looked at Miao Wan with a very delicate expression: "Do you know what Zigong means to a man?"

Miao Wan touched her nose: "Of course I know."

Yuan Suiyun: "Then you still expect so much?"

It is because I know that I look forward to it!Miao Wan whispered in her heart, but she didn't dare to really say it.

With Yuan Suiyun's narrow-minded personality, if he really wanted to say it, he still didn't know how to torment her in the future.

Yuan Suiyun said again: "What if I tell you that I never want to leave the palace?"

Miao Wan excitedly rubbed her little paws: "Then I'll do what I can, and help you!"