If you want to enter the palace, you must first leave the palace

In addition to building muscle, are there other training methods?Seeing Congtou had turned around and walked back to the house, the curious Bei Juese quickly followed.

After Congtou entered the room, he took the oil lamp on the table and walked straight to his bed, only to see that he pulled the quilt and straw mat aside, exposing the bed board underneath.He uncovered the innermost bed board, reached in and groped inside for a long time before he found a greased paper bag.He opened layers of oiled paper, ten layers of oiled paper, when the last layer was opened, several old books appeared in front of Bei Jue Se.

Congtou laughed so hard that his eyes narrowed, he touched the torn books for a while, and then threw one over, saying, "This one is very good and powerful!"

Bei Juese caught it, and saw that on the cover of the book were written "Jin Ping Mei Hardcover Album" in large characters, and next to it were "Corrections without codes and no formatting" in small characters!

Onion threw another book over and said, "This book is pornographic and violent!"

Catch it again, this time, what I saw was "Su Nu Heart Sutra with high-definition illustrations - printed with the latest Blu-ray technology, quality assurance".

"This is a classic among classics!" He continued to throw it persistently.

Hmm..."Jade Futon Classic Painting Collection"? "No deletions, sincere dedication, reappearing classics"?

A few black lines ran down Bei Juese's forehead, and a drop of cold sweat slowly slid down the black lines. He took the torn books and looked at the onion with twitching corners of his mouth.

Congtou said to him triumphantly: "These are all out-of-print treasures that are more important than my life!" He took the "Jade Futon Classic Painting Collection", "like this one, but it is the top ten banned books in this dynasty. It was banned for many years, and it took me a lot of effort to get it!"

Bei Juese leaned against the wall weakly and asked: "Scallion, this...isn't this all pornography?" What's the matter?What does a man have to do with these old dirty books?His second senior brother used to have this kind of book in the room, but he was taught a lesson by the senior senior brother, saying that as a senior brother, he should not lead the junior brother down, so the second senior brother had to tear up all the pornographic books. burnt.Until now, Bei Juse still remembers the heartbroken expression on the second senior brother's burning book.

Congtou stared at Bei Juese seriously, and after a while he said in a lecturing tone: "What's 'just' pornography? Don't be so superficial like ordinary people, okay? This is an art, definitely a profound one* *Art! Those who don’t understand it will look at it with obscene eyes, and it will become an obscene pornography; those who understand it will look at it from the perspective of appreciation, and it will become a noble and profound art!”

Art?Noble and profound?Those books, coming and going, are nothing more than the explicit content of two goblins fighting without clothes. I really can’t see how profound it is... Bei Jue, whose cultivation base is far from reaching such a lofty state, looks at it with deep suspicion. With shallots.

Onion said impatiently: "Your level of ignorance is much higher than that of ordinary people, and it is useless to tell you. Simply put, these are all publications that must be read during the growth stage of a man. You should observe and emulate it yourself, and understand the manhood from it." The way! If you want to become a real man, show me seriously!"

Under the attack of the strong onion's sharp eyes, Bei Juese had no choice but to follow his will, sit on the side of the bed and obediently open those "noble" and "sophisticated" books to read, and seriously feel the "excellence" contained in the books. Art".

Bei Juese doesn't want to be the kind of superficial "ordinary people" that Congtou said, but the books are full of erotic comic strips, among which there are many, many girls with lifelike images and no clothes!Faced with such a sweet stimulus, his nosebleeds flowed out naturally, and the strange aura in his body surged up again.He quickly threw away the book in his hand, and took out the needle again to stab the acupuncture points on his body. It took a long time to stop the nosebleed.

Congtou let out a long sigh beside him, and while packing up the books that Bei Juese threw on the ground, he said contemptuously, "If you ask you to lift weights, you will vomit blood, and if you ask you to read and study, you will get nosebleeds. Are you still a human? You will see blood every now and then. It's a miracle to be alive."

Bei Juese replied somewhat depressed: "Because of my strange disease..."

"Okay," Onion interrupted him, "It seems that you cannot be trained in the usual way. Now that things are up, I have to let you learn the simplest and most basic theory first."

Onion went out, caught the lantern and climbed to the roof again.Bei Juese climbed up after him, and after climbing to the roof, he saw Congtou standing condescendingly with his arms folded in front of his chest.Looking at Bei Juese from the angle he was in, his current image looks a little bit—tall.

"Boy, I'll teach you the first rule of manliness right now!" said the tall onion with great momentum.

Bei Juese, who had just climbed up, couldn't help but ask the question in his heart: "Onion, why did you climb up to the roof to teach? Is this 'man's code' very special?"

Congtou looked up at the sky and said, "Nothing special. It's just that the stars are so bright tonight. Standing higher can better show my tall and brilliant image!"

It turned out to be a high-profile narcissism attack.Bei Juese wiped his sweat secretly, speechless.

Congtou cleared his throat, sat down and said, "Listen up! The first rule of a man is: If you don't attack me, I won't attack; The specific method is: if you are bullied by others, you must retaliate with the same way, you must flatten the person who bullied you to the point of inhumanity, and you must make the other party regret that they should not have provoked you!"

This theory is completely opposite to the way of life taught by the West in the past.Bei Juese asked: "If I am bullied by someone stronger than myself, how can I beat the bully to the point of inhumanity?"

Congtou said: "Stupid! You have to ask such a simple question! If you are bullied by someone stronger than yourself, of course you should bear it quietly, wait for the right time, and when it is time to strike, you will double the strike back!" He Raise two fingers, "This is the second rule of a man: use your brains but not your hands, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years."

These so-called "rules of manliness" are all novel theories that Bei Juese has never heard of before. He couldn't help but widen his eyes, and raised his head to look at the onion with absolutely clear, innocent eyes.He had no idea how lethal his gaze was and how much it could seduce/people/crime—especially for masculine men.At the beginning, his invincible senior brother was completely captured by this kind of gaze; however, just like a lunatic would never think that he is abnormal, the ignorant Xiaobei had no idea that this was his problem, he was just stubborn and One-sidedly think that the elder brother who entangled him is a pervert, Le Longyang who abducted him is a pervert, and Eunuch Xin who intends to rape him is even a pervert among perverts.

For Congtou, the most lethal power of Bei Juese's clear and flawless eyes is to make him lose his pimples desperately!Unable to bear it, Cong Tou reached out and knocked Bei Jue Se's head hard, and said angrily: "If you want to become a man, don't look at others with such a 'mother' look in the future! Especially look at me! Be imposing! Imposing ! Do you understand?"

"I don't understand..." Bei Jue Se depressedly touched the innocent knocked head, and lowered his head aggrievedly.He also knows that he is not imposing, and he also wants to be a little imposing.But over the years, only people have taught me how to look like a lady, and no one has ever taught me how to be imposing.

"Okay, okay!" Onion wiped his arms vigorously to make the pimples recede, "Don't be so dejected, momentum can be cultivated."

Bei Jue Se raised his head and asked hopefully, "Really?"

Congtou nodded and said, "To exercise your momentum, start by spitting!"

Bei Juese asked uncertainly: "What?! Spit? Spit?"

"Yes!" He replied in the affirmative.

Using spitting to exercise momentum is not only unheard of, it sounds even more disgusting.

Congtou ignored the reappearing disgusted expression on Bei Juese's face, and said, "Everyone can spit, but not everyone can spit with momentum. I'll show you the real technique of spitting, watch!"

After finishing speaking, Congtou stood up and straightened his waist, facing the yard, his dantian was filled with qi, and the phlegm was quickly lifted from his chest to his throat, and the phlegm accumulated to a certain extent, he heard a "squeak" , and then "vomited" loudly, some objects gleaming with gorgeous silver threads spit out from his mouth, and quickly fell into the yard in the shape of a parabola.Then, I heard a sound of "Oops" coming from the yard.

Bei Juese, who hadn't taken his eyes off Cong Tou, looked into the yard after hearing the shout, only to find that Eunuch Bai came in at some time.It turned out that Eunuch Bai walked in when the onion was transporting air to the dantian just now; then, when the onion spit out the silver-threaded object, Eunuch Bai just walked within the range of the parabola, so those gorgeous viscous The shaped object landed on Eunuch Bai's forehead by coincidence.

Eunuch Bai wiped off the warm sticky substance on his forehead with his hands, and sniffed it on the tip of his nose. A disgusted expression appeared on his face, and he screamed, "Who is sneaking up on me!"

Congtou answered quickly: "It's me!"

Eunuch Bai looked up at the eaves, and when he saw that it was an onion, he immediately withdrew his hand and put on a smiling face, saying, "So it's an onion? So elegant, so elegant."

Congtou said: "If you don't have anything to go to the Three Treasures Hall, tell me, what's the matter for you to come to me?"

Eunuch Bai bowed his head and said, "As expected of an extremely smart onion. Actually, it's not a big deal, but, just, I want to borrow some more money from you."

Onion glanced at Eunuch Bai, rolled his eyes around, and a very unscrupulous idea came to his mind.He smirked and said, "Xiaobai, I can lend you some money, but you have to do me a favor."

Eunuch Bai asked anxiously, "What, what's the matter?"

Onion squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "It's very simple, just stand there and don't move."

"That's it?" Eunuch Bai nodded again and again, "It's easy! I just stand still, onion, I can stand as long as you want!"

"Very good." Congtou turned his head to look at Bei Jue Se, "Come here, stand up, take a good posture, just like I demonstrated just now, and spit towards the position where Xiaobai is standing. The phlegm must be spit out well and If you have momentum, you must transport your Qi to the dantian, aim at the target, and spit out the phlegm in one breath!"

Bei Juese was about to speak, but Eunuch Bai had already called out from below: "Scallion, you don't want that annoying kid to spit on me, do you?"

Onion smirked and said, "Wrong, not only this kid, but also me."

Eunuch Bai hurriedly protested: "No!"

Onion said unhurriedly: "If you want, I can not only lend you money, but also pay half of the debt you owed before, how about it?"

Eager Bai, who was in a hurry to ask for money, faced such an attractive and tempting condition, without thinking twice, put on a generous and serious expression, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I am willing! Come on! Don't take pity on me because of my flowery beauty..."

Before he could finish speaking, he heard a "spit", and another pile of gorgeous sticky objects with silver threads stuck to his face accurately.I heard Onion say: "See? It's that simple. Come and try!"

Bei Juese took a look at Eunuch Bai who was standing in the courtyard, and said with some embarrassment: "Onion, isn't this very good?"

Onion gave him a blank look, and said, "Stop talking nonsense, just spit it out!"

Eunuch Bai also yelled dissatisfiedly below: "That's right, why don't you hurry up?" Really, throw up early and go to bed, don't waste time, okay?

"But..." Bei Juese was still in a dilemma.

Congtou gave him a push, and said, "Stand up, stand firm, keep your chest up and your abdomen in, move your Qi to your dantian, and aim at the target! Spit!"

The situation in front of him seemed like he was going to vomit.

Money can turn ghosts around.This is absolutely true, as long as you have money, are you afraid that no one will serve you?Eunuch Bai, who is poor and short-sighted, has no money and lacks confidence, for the sake of money, he can only put down his face and self-esteem, and becomes the object of spitting practice for Congtou and Beijuese.It really makes the hearer sad and the listener shed tears!

However, Eunuch Bai, the person involved, seems to be quite happy to be the training object. Look, his mouth has never been closed in a smile, and the silver thread hanging on his face has not been wiped off, letting the silver thread dangle Coming and going.To Eunuch Bai, being spat in the face is not terrible, the most terrible thing is having no money.

Silver, what a good thing!

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