Speaking of that, after Duan Xiaotong left Ji Ming's house, he started looking for Xiaobai, and Xiaobai was always worried that Duan Xiaotong would face the confused Ji Ming alone, so he shrunk down and turned into a The prototype stayed on the crooked-neck tree downstairs in Ji Ming's house all night.
But Xiaobai never expected that it was already noon, and Duan Xiaotong hadn't come yet! !
It's a pity that it was surrounded by a bunch of people early in the morning, pointing and pointing.
"Grandma! Is that a big white cock?"
A child pointed at Xiaobai and asked suspiciously. He followed him, touching a woman in her 40s.
Xiaobai is angry!
Fuck your sister's big cock!Lao Tzu is a crane!Crane! !
"Baby, that's not a big rooster, it's a white guinea hen. It tastes high in protein, tastes good, and low in fat. It's waiting for grandma to catch it for you to make soup for you."
Xiao Bai glared at the child's grandmother angrily.
Don't beep beep if you are uneducated!If it doesn't work, take your grandson to the zoo.It’s useless to grow up at such a young age, let’s not say that Lao Tzu is a god, even if he is not a god, he is a first-class protected animal in the country, you dare to eat Lao Tzu and try it!
While on the tree, Xiaobai was guarding against catching its net, while staring back at the people who said it was a chicken. At the end of the staring, his eyes were about to cramp, and finally he heard a long-lost voice.
"noob!!!!"
Duan Xiaotong saw Xiaobai standing on the tree from a distance, fluttering his wings, condescendingly still staring at the group of people below, and from time to time he used his paws to yell at those who were about to climb the tree.
A chicken and everyone... Ah, no, a crane and everyone competed with each other, Xiao Bai's feathers exploded one by one, and his momentum was like a rainbow, and he was on par with the group of people.
When Xiaobai heard Duan Xiaotong calling him, he proudly flapped his wings and didn't plan to play with this group of people anymore.
Looking around with disdain, Xiaobai thought in his heart: Today I will let you see if I am a chicken!
Shaking his feathers, Xiaobai looked at Duan Xiaotong, raised his neck proudly and prepared to take off.
At the moment of take-off, Xiaobai saw the panic in Duan Xiaotong's pupils. As soon as his paws left the tree trunk, he suddenly felt his back sinking.
After a burst of dust, Duan Xiaotong saw Xiaobai being squeezed to the ground by a middle-aged aunt, and his proud feathers were messed up and extremely embarrassed.Just looking at those resentful eyes, Duan Xiaotong knew that Xiaobai must be cursing in his heart over and over again:
...I cao your sister's
...I cao your sister's
...I cao your sister's
It turned out that the aunt with her grandson just saw that a group of elders failed to catch Xiao Bai, and she clicked her face with contempt: "Tsk, a group of bears can't even catch a broiler chicken."
The aunt rolled up her sleeves, staring at Xiao Bai's direction with blazing eyes, spit twice and rubbed her palms.Three times, two times and two rushed up the tree, and when Xiaobai was unprepared, he suddenly pounced on Xiaobai like a tiger pounced on food, smashing people and birds to the ground, and crushing Xiaobai tightly Down……
Xiaobai was squeezed by aunt's twin peaks, the whole bird was bad...
Duan Xiaotong hurriedly squeezed into the crowd and shouted in concern: "Xiaobai!!"
The aunt heard Duan Xiaotong's shout, she seemed to be staring at the chicken in her arms, and asked suspiciously: "Girl, is this chicken yours?"
Hearing the resentment on the face of that chicken-character Xiaobai, he protested a few more times in dissatisfaction.
Duan Xiaotong blinked, held back a smile and nodded: "Well, ma'am, this is my pet chicken."
After hearing this, the aunt stood up embarrassedly, and pinched Xiaobai's wings with one hand skillfully, "Oh, that's really embarrassing, I thought it was a broiler chicken. Pets raised by young people are rare nowadays, hahahaha !"
"It's okay, thank you, aunt, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have been able to find this chicken."
Xiao Bai was casually grabbed by the aunt, his self-esteem was shattered, and Duan Xiaotong not only refused to defend himself, but also agreed with the aunt that he was a chicken, and the red crown on his head became even brighter with anger.
"Hey, you girl, why are you being so polite? I'll give you back this chicken aunt. You have to watch it carefully, and don't let it run out. That chicken can't control shit, and it's everywhere. Don't let the property of the community Get fined."
Xiaobai slowly turned his head to the old lady in disbelief, almost unable to control his desire to kill.
You, dare, say, old, son, to, place, chaotic, shit, shit! ?
"Pfft...hahahahahahahaha!" Duan Xiaotong finally couldn't help laughing out loud.
Duan Xiaotong's aunt was puzzled by Duan Xiaotong's laughter, and she asked in confusion: "Hey? What are you laughing at, girl? What auntie said is true."
Taking advantage of Xiaobai not completely losing his mind, Duan Xiaotong quickly brought Xiaobai back, covered Xiaobai's murderous eyes, turned his head and left quickly.During this period, Duan Xiaotong still didn't forget to shout to the aunt from a distance: "Understood, thank you aunt, I have to leave first!"
After reaching a safe place, Duan Xiaotong let Xiaobai go.
Xiaobai faced Duan Xiaotong with a gloomy face, gritted his teeth and said, "Duan Xiaotong, you even called me a chicken!?"
"Oh, isn't that a tactic to slow down the army, or else the aunt will be arrested for you and given to the country." Duan Xiaotong said confidently.
This sentence blocked Xiaobai's anger in his chest and he couldn't vent it. Xiaobai's face turned blue and purple, so ugly.
Duan Xiaotong was right, it would be troublesome if he was taken away, but the bad breath in his heart made him uncomfortable, but he had no choice but to swallow it forcefully.
Thinking of what happened to Duan Xiaotong last night, Xiaobai asked casually in a cold tone: "How were you and Mr. Ji last night? Mr. Ji was drugged last night. I remember that before the Marriage Palace lectured that most of the mortal world The □□soaking some cold water can relieve it.”
Duan Xiaotong stared wide-eyed, and said in surprise: "The Palace of Marriage also talked about this!?"
Xiaobai let out a cold snort without raising his head: "Of course I've said it!" Just after finishing speaking, his mouth, which lowered his head to comb his feathers, paused, and mechanically raised his head to look at Xiaobai, "Duan Xiaotong, please make it clear, you What did that mean?"
"..."
Xiao Bai's original anger disappeared at this time, and the whole bird was covered with overwhelming fear, like a basin of cold water being poured down, from head to paws.
Regardless of the feathers he had just arranged, Xiaobai scrambled away from Duan Xiaotong.
"Duan Xiaotong!! The higher-ups sent you to carry out the mission, not to bring me to deliver Master Ji's head! If you want to die, you can go by yourself. What do you mean by taking me?!" Snot She burst into tears, "Although I have no seniors, no younger siblings, but I don't have a wife either! I don't even have a wife yet! My little life is in your hands..."
Duan Xiaotong was also a little flustered by Xiaobai's crying, but thinking of what Ji Ming said before she left, "I don't need to be responsible, I go out of that door, I hope I won't hear anything about last night from the outside. .” I felt relieved again.
Duan Xiaotong comforted Xiaobai in turn and said: "It's okay, Mrs. Ji told me that it's okay, she gave me back the money, and allowed me to go to her again next time."
Duan Xiaotong's words made Xiao Bai stunned in place, ignoring the snot and tears still hanging on his face, he began to speculate on what Duan Xiaotong had just said.
Mr. Ji, what does this mean?Is it all right when something like this happens?He even gave Duan Xiaotong money in reverse? ?Let her go again next time? ? ?
...Could it be,
Xiaobai looked sideways at Duan Xiaotong's fingers.
Hmm...it's really long.
Maybe, maybe, maybe...it must be because of Duan Xiaotong's long fingers, that aspect of work is good, right?That's why Mr. Ji was comfortably served by Duan Xiaotong last night, so he didn't get angry.
"Xiaobai, you are so wretched." Duan Xiaotong felt chills down his back from Xiaobai's gaze, put his hands behind his back, and quickly retreated.
"Ahem..." Xiaobai cleared his throat, with a flattering expression on his face, "Xiaotong, we are good brothers and sisters! We have the same blessings and the same difficulties. If you become prosperous in the future, don't forget Kill me!"
Duan Xiaotong was full of confusion, and poked Xiaobai's head with his hand: "Your head was smashed stupid by that aunt, right? You actually talked to me about blessings and sorrows?" Speaking of this, Duan Xiaotong then remembered to ask, "By the way, the superior sent me down to carry out the task, so what's the matter with you?"
"Of course it's because we are good brothers and sisters!" Xiao Bai said, straightening his neck.
"You're farting," Duan Xiaotong pierced Xiao Bai mercilessly, rolled his eyes and said contemptuously, "You just looked to the right with your eyeballs."
Xiaobai has a habit of glancing to the right every time he tells a lie.This time is no exception.
After being exposed, Xiaobai couldn't hold back his face, and argued stubbornly: "Where the eyeballs turn has anything to do with our friendship!"
Duan Xiaotong curled his lips in disgust: "Tsk, our friendship?" Not wanting to pay attention to Xiaobai's hypocritical gesture, he raised his chin again at Xiaobai, "So why did you come down? If you don't tell me, I will Go and carry out the mission yourself."
Xiaobai immediately stopped Duan Xiaotong who was about to leave after hearing the words: "Hey! Don't you, Xiaotong!" Seeing Duan Xiaotong's firm attitude, Xiaobai could only lower his head and sigh, and said sadly, "Because I ordered back……"
"A little back??"
"That's right, even if Master Ji's catastrophe started because many immortal families were dissatisfied with the marriage book written by Master Ji, anyway, Master Ji is also a heavyweight with a head and face. For the face of the heavens, her marriage The target must not be the generation of rotten fish and rotten shrimp." Glancing at Duan Xiaotong, his eyes unconsciously wanted to look to the right, but fortunately he restrained this small movement in time, and continued, "So the reason I came is Because the higher-ups are worried that Mr. Ji will be tied up by you as a rotten person, if that kind of thing really happens, Tianjie will be ashamed and thrown home."
"But what does this have to do with you?" Duan Xiaotong asked.
"Because the superior thinks that we have a good relationship and I know you well, so they sent me to monitor you."
"That's it? As for your bitterness and hatred? It's not you who is being watched."
Obviously Duan Xiaotong didn't realize the consequences of the matter, Xiaobai roared angrily: "Why not!! What kind of person is Mr. Ji? The iron tree that has been around for thousands of years, can she still bloom??? I'm afraid this task will still be over. If the execution is not finished, both of our immortal lives will come to an end."
Xiaobai suddenly woke up Duan Xiaotong when he said this. Xiaobai was right. Ji Ming is a cypress tree that has been around for thousands of years. Ming herself was also moved.Otherwise, even if Ji Ming knits all the red strings from the Palace of Marriage into a sweater and puts it on, there will be no love...
Since there is no love, there is no need to talk about the calamity of love...
"So... we were actually exiled, right?" Duan Xiaotong asked Xiang Xiaobai, got a positive nod, rolled his eyes and passed out.
But Xiaobai never expected that it was already noon, and Duan Xiaotong hadn't come yet! !
It's a pity that it was surrounded by a bunch of people early in the morning, pointing and pointing.
"Grandma! Is that a big white cock?"
A child pointed at Xiaobai and asked suspiciously. He followed him, touching a woman in her 40s.
Xiaobai is angry!
Fuck your sister's big cock!Lao Tzu is a crane!Crane! !
"Baby, that's not a big rooster, it's a white guinea hen. It tastes high in protein, tastes good, and low in fat. It's waiting for grandma to catch it for you to make soup for you."
Xiao Bai glared at the child's grandmother angrily.
Don't beep beep if you are uneducated!If it doesn't work, take your grandson to the zoo.It’s useless to grow up at such a young age, let’s not say that Lao Tzu is a god, even if he is not a god, he is a first-class protected animal in the country, you dare to eat Lao Tzu and try it!
While on the tree, Xiaobai was guarding against catching its net, while staring back at the people who said it was a chicken. At the end of the staring, his eyes were about to cramp, and finally he heard a long-lost voice.
"noob!!!!"
Duan Xiaotong saw Xiaobai standing on the tree from a distance, fluttering his wings, condescendingly still staring at the group of people below, and from time to time he used his paws to yell at those who were about to climb the tree.
A chicken and everyone... Ah, no, a crane and everyone competed with each other, Xiao Bai's feathers exploded one by one, and his momentum was like a rainbow, and he was on par with the group of people.
When Xiaobai heard Duan Xiaotong calling him, he proudly flapped his wings and didn't plan to play with this group of people anymore.
Looking around with disdain, Xiaobai thought in his heart: Today I will let you see if I am a chicken!
Shaking his feathers, Xiaobai looked at Duan Xiaotong, raised his neck proudly and prepared to take off.
At the moment of take-off, Xiaobai saw the panic in Duan Xiaotong's pupils. As soon as his paws left the tree trunk, he suddenly felt his back sinking.
After a burst of dust, Duan Xiaotong saw Xiaobai being squeezed to the ground by a middle-aged aunt, and his proud feathers were messed up and extremely embarrassed.Just looking at those resentful eyes, Duan Xiaotong knew that Xiaobai must be cursing in his heart over and over again:
...I cao your sister's
...I cao your sister's
...I cao your sister's
It turned out that the aunt with her grandson just saw that a group of elders failed to catch Xiao Bai, and she clicked her face with contempt: "Tsk, a group of bears can't even catch a broiler chicken."
The aunt rolled up her sleeves, staring at Xiao Bai's direction with blazing eyes, spit twice and rubbed her palms.Three times, two times and two rushed up the tree, and when Xiaobai was unprepared, he suddenly pounced on Xiaobai like a tiger pounced on food, smashing people and birds to the ground, and crushing Xiaobai tightly Down……
Xiaobai was squeezed by aunt's twin peaks, the whole bird was bad...
Duan Xiaotong hurriedly squeezed into the crowd and shouted in concern: "Xiaobai!!"
The aunt heard Duan Xiaotong's shout, she seemed to be staring at the chicken in her arms, and asked suspiciously: "Girl, is this chicken yours?"
Hearing the resentment on the face of that chicken-character Xiaobai, he protested a few more times in dissatisfaction.
Duan Xiaotong blinked, held back a smile and nodded: "Well, ma'am, this is my pet chicken."
After hearing this, the aunt stood up embarrassedly, and pinched Xiaobai's wings with one hand skillfully, "Oh, that's really embarrassing, I thought it was a broiler chicken. Pets raised by young people are rare nowadays, hahahaha !"
"It's okay, thank you, aunt, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have been able to find this chicken."
Xiao Bai was casually grabbed by the aunt, his self-esteem was shattered, and Duan Xiaotong not only refused to defend himself, but also agreed with the aunt that he was a chicken, and the red crown on his head became even brighter with anger.
"Hey, you girl, why are you being so polite? I'll give you back this chicken aunt. You have to watch it carefully, and don't let it run out. That chicken can't control shit, and it's everywhere. Don't let the property of the community Get fined."
Xiaobai slowly turned his head to the old lady in disbelief, almost unable to control his desire to kill.
You, dare, say, old, son, to, place, chaotic, shit, shit! ?
"Pfft...hahahahahahahaha!" Duan Xiaotong finally couldn't help laughing out loud.
Duan Xiaotong's aunt was puzzled by Duan Xiaotong's laughter, and she asked in confusion: "Hey? What are you laughing at, girl? What auntie said is true."
Taking advantage of Xiaobai not completely losing his mind, Duan Xiaotong quickly brought Xiaobai back, covered Xiaobai's murderous eyes, turned his head and left quickly.During this period, Duan Xiaotong still didn't forget to shout to the aunt from a distance: "Understood, thank you aunt, I have to leave first!"
After reaching a safe place, Duan Xiaotong let Xiaobai go.
Xiaobai faced Duan Xiaotong with a gloomy face, gritted his teeth and said, "Duan Xiaotong, you even called me a chicken!?"
"Oh, isn't that a tactic to slow down the army, or else the aunt will be arrested for you and given to the country." Duan Xiaotong said confidently.
This sentence blocked Xiaobai's anger in his chest and he couldn't vent it. Xiaobai's face turned blue and purple, so ugly.
Duan Xiaotong was right, it would be troublesome if he was taken away, but the bad breath in his heart made him uncomfortable, but he had no choice but to swallow it forcefully.
Thinking of what happened to Duan Xiaotong last night, Xiaobai asked casually in a cold tone: "How were you and Mr. Ji last night? Mr. Ji was drugged last night. I remember that before the Marriage Palace lectured that most of the mortal world The □□soaking some cold water can relieve it.”
Duan Xiaotong stared wide-eyed, and said in surprise: "The Palace of Marriage also talked about this!?"
Xiaobai let out a cold snort without raising his head: "Of course I've said it!" Just after finishing speaking, his mouth, which lowered his head to comb his feathers, paused, and mechanically raised his head to look at Xiaobai, "Duan Xiaotong, please make it clear, you What did that mean?"
"..."
Xiao Bai's original anger disappeared at this time, and the whole bird was covered with overwhelming fear, like a basin of cold water being poured down, from head to paws.
Regardless of the feathers he had just arranged, Xiaobai scrambled away from Duan Xiaotong.
"Duan Xiaotong!! The higher-ups sent you to carry out the mission, not to bring me to deliver Master Ji's head! If you want to die, you can go by yourself. What do you mean by taking me?!" Snot She burst into tears, "Although I have no seniors, no younger siblings, but I don't have a wife either! I don't even have a wife yet! My little life is in your hands..."
Duan Xiaotong was also a little flustered by Xiaobai's crying, but thinking of what Ji Ming said before she left, "I don't need to be responsible, I go out of that door, I hope I won't hear anything about last night from the outside. .” I felt relieved again.
Duan Xiaotong comforted Xiaobai in turn and said: "It's okay, Mrs. Ji told me that it's okay, she gave me back the money, and allowed me to go to her again next time."
Duan Xiaotong's words made Xiao Bai stunned in place, ignoring the snot and tears still hanging on his face, he began to speculate on what Duan Xiaotong had just said.
Mr. Ji, what does this mean?Is it all right when something like this happens?He even gave Duan Xiaotong money in reverse? ?Let her go again next time? ? ?
...Could it be,
Xiaobai looked sideways at Duan Xiaotong's fingers.
Hmm...it's really long.
Maybe, maybe, maybe...it must be because of Duan Xiaotong's long fingers, that aspect of work is good, right?That's why Mr. Ji was comfortably served by Duan Xiaotong last night, so he didn't get angry.
"Xiaobai, you are so wretched." Duan Xiaotong felt chills down his back from Xiaobai's gaze, put his hands behind his back, and quickly retreated.
"Ahem..." Xiaobai cleared his throat, with a flattering expression on his face, "Xiaotong, we are good brothers and sisters! We have the same blessings and the same difficulties. If you become prosperous in the future, don't forget Kill me!"
Duan Xiaotong was full of confusion, and poked Xiaobai's head with his hand: "Your head was smashed stupid by that aunt, right? You actually talked to me about blessings and sorrows?" Speaking of this, Duan Xiaotong then remembered to ask, "By the way, the superior sent me down to carry out the task, so what's the matter with you?"
"Of course it's because we are good brothers and sisters!" Xiao Bai said, straightening his neck.
"You're farting," Duan Xiaotong pierced Xiao Bai mercilessly, rolled his eyes and said contemptuously, "You just looked to the right with your eyeballs."
Xiaobai has a habit of glancing to the right every time he tells a lie.This time is no exception.
After being exposed, Xiaobai couldn't hold back his face, and argued stubbornly: "Where the eyeballs turn has anything to do with our friendship!"
Duan Xiaotong curled his lips in disgust: "Tsk, our friendship?" Not wanting to pay attention to Xiaobai's hypocritical gesture, he raised his chin again at Xiaobai, "So why did you come down? If you don't tell me, I will Go and carry out the mission yourself."
Xiaobai immediately stopped Duan Xiaotong who was about to leave after hearing the words: "Hey! Don't you, Xiaotong!" Seeing Duan Xiaotong's firm attitude, Xiaobai could only lower his head and sigh, and said sadly, "Because I ordered back……"
"A little back??"
"That's right, even if Master Ji's catastrophe started because many immortal families were dissatisfied with the marriage book written by Master Ji, anyway, Master Ji is also a heavyweight with a head and face. For the face of the heavens, her marriage The target must not be the generation of rotten fish and rotten shrimp." Glancing at Duan Xiaotong, his eyes unconsciously wanted to look to the right, but fortunately he restrained this small movement in time, and continued, "So the reason I came is Because the higher-ups are worried that Mr. Ji will be tied up by you as a rotten person, if that kind of thing really happens, Tianjie will be ashamed and thrown home."
"But what does this have to do with you?" Duan Xiaotong asked.
"Because the superior thinks that we have a good relationship and I know you well, so they sent me to monitor you."
"That's it? As for your bitterness and hatred? It's not you who is being watched."
Obviously Duan Xiaotong didn't realize the consequences of the matter, Xiaobai roared angrily: "Why not!! What kind of person is Mr. Ji? The iron tree that has been around for thousands of years, can she still bloom??? I'm afraid this task will still be over. If the execution is not finished, both of our immortal lives will come to an end."
Xiaobai suddenly woke up Duan Xiaotong when he said this. Xiaobai was right. Ji Ming is a cypress tree that has been around for thousands of years. Ming herself was also moved.Otherwise, even if Ji Ming knits all the red strings from the Palace of Marriage into a sweater and puts it on, there will be no love...
Since there is no love, there is no need to talk about the calamity of love...
"So... we were actually exiled, right?" Duan Xiaotong asked Xiang Xiaobai, got a positive nod, rolled his eyes and passed out.
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