"What are you doing sneakily?" Duan Xiaotong was concentrating on frying the fried eggs in the pan, while the fragrant, white and tender rice porridge was "gurgling" in the casserole next to it.
Xiaobai realized that Duan Xiaotong was referring to him, and took a small step forward, "Guard Duan..." Xiaobai looked hesitant to speak.
"What's the matter?" Duan Xiaotong asked casually, she took out the fried eggs from the pot, then looked at the porridge in the casserole, and stirred it clockwise.
In an instant, the aroma of porridge in the house became more intense.
Xiaobai couldn't help sniffing twice more, and licked his mouth.Suppressing the glutton in his belly, Xiaobai said: "Guard Duan, your mission has been completed, so..."
Now let's remind Duan Xiaotong that Xiaobai is actually very helpless.
Mrs. Ji is a god, but Duan Xiaotong is neither human nor immortal, she is just a highly cultivated ghost.
At the beginning, Master Ji ignored the rules of heaven and carried Duan Xiaotong, who had lost his soul, to the heaven. Doing so was considered disobeying the emperor of heaven and despising the rules of heaven.
But due to Duan Xiaotong's lack of soul, it's pitiful.And because Ji Ming is a heavenly genius who cultivates immortals, the Heavenly Emperor just turned a blind eye.
Although Duan Xiaotong's Qing Po has been found now, but because Qing Po has been suppressed under Wangchuan for many years, it has long been soaked in Yin Qi, so the ghostly Qi around Duan Xiaotong's body is even more difficult to hide.
Now it is difficult for her to ascend to the fairy world.
After listening to Xiao Bai's words, the porridge spoon in Duan Xiaotong's hand suddenly fell into the pot.
She knows these things herself.
After a pause, Duan Xiaotong took out the dropped porridge spoon and continued to stir the porridge, "So?"
Duan Xiaotong's tone was difficult to distinguish between joy and anger, but Xiaobai clearly knew that Duan Xiaotong was very angry now.
Because Xiaobai had already been caught in mid-air by a black air, turning his mouse eyes, Xiaobai couldn't stop complaining in his heart.
What is this for?Why do you pinch me when you get angry?Am I just pinching music? ?I am obviously an innocent mouthpiece, so why should you vent your anger on me?Why am I so sad? !
"Guard Duan, Guard Duan, if you have something to say, talk it out! If you want money, give me money, if you want sex, please spare my life! I haven't finished my words yet!" Feeling the black air getting tighter, Xiao Bai hurriedly begged for mercy.
Duan Xiaotong looked up at the direction of Ji Ming's bedroom, and put Xiao Bai down, "You are too noisy, please speak softly."
Xiaobai clutched his chest and coughed several times, "So...after Guard Duan's Qingpo returns, you will not be able to return to the Heavenly Court."
There was a cold light at the end of Duan Xiaotong's eyes, the fire was simmering slowly, his hands were still stirring the porridge in the casserole leisurely, looking like the years had calmed down.
However, the black air in the room suddenly prevailed, and the temperature in the room also dropped below zero degrees Celsius, making people feel like falling into an ice cave, especially around Xiaobai.
"I need you to remind me?" Duan Xiaotong's voice was mixed with strong hostility.
Xiaobai was almost crushed into a pulp by the thick black air, but luckily he yelled in time, "But!"
The blackness dissipated again...
Xiaobai leaned against the wall trembling, swallowing hard, feeling frightened for a while.
Just a millimeter away and it's gone!
"Speaking slowly is easy to kill." Duan Xiaotong saw that the porridge in the pot was almost boiled, so he poured the porridge into a bowl without slowing down.
Duan Xiaotong was doing his own thing, not caring that Xiaobai's embarrassment at this time was caused by himself.
Xiaobai took a deep breath, and finished everything in one sentence, "But it's not that Guard Duan can't go back to the Immortal Realm with Master Ji, as long as Guard Duan can also cultivate to become a fairy, you can live together and fly together, a hundred years is good Let's work together, share the same hatred..."
Duan Xiaotong frowned, and finally turned around to look at Xiaobai, "Are you sure you're right? Are you fighting against each other?"
Xiaobai nodded, "Well, we share the same hatred. As long as Guard Duan is virtuous and completes the task, he will be able to achieve Taoism and become immortal."
"Moral?" Duan Xiaotong narrowed his eyes dangerously and stared at Xiaobai, "Then you are saying that I had no morals before?"
"..." Xiaobai couldn't help complaining in his heart, do you have any morals, don't you have any compulsion in your heart?
Of course, even if Xiaobai had ten guts, he would not dare to say this sentence.
It can only flatter: "Guard Duan is thinking too much. The morality I am talking about refers to the merits accumulated in practice. As long as Guard Duan has accumulated enough merits, he can use these merits to exchange for priesthood."
"So what should I do?" Duan Xiaotong became interested.
"Good people and good deeds, don't fight anymore."
"But even if I have done a good person and good deed, how can it be counted as merit? Who will prove it to me?"
Xiaobai took out a pen and a book of merits and demerits from nowhere, and patted his chest confidently, "I am the judge who will record your merits as a guard."
Before Xiaobai had time to be proud, Duan Xiaotong snatched the pen and the book of merits and demerits in his hand.
Watching Duan Xiaotong give himself a perfect score on his test paper, the corners of Xiaobai's mouth twitched, and he was dumbfounded for a while.
Duan Xiaotong is the only one who can do this kind of thing, right?
"Guard Duan...it's useless, I can only write it." Xiao Bai reminded.
This reminder doesn't matter, Xiaobai was held hostage by Duan Xiaotong again, staring at Xiaobai fiercely, threatening: "Judgment! I, full marks!"
"..." Xiaobai was speechless for a while.
But when the little rat's body was squeezed tightly again, Xiaobai kicked and struggled wildly, explaining: "Guard Duan, I can't judge it!"
Duan Xiaotong smiled coldly, "You are quite upright."
Seeing that Duan Xiaotong misunderstood him, Xiaobai quickly said, "No, no! Guard Duan, you misunderstood. It's not that I don't judge points, but I can't."
"Why can't you judge? You just told me that you are my judge."
"Ah! Don't listen to my nonsense just now, I just want to pretend to be a wolf with a big tail. I am actually a registrar. I really can't judge..."
Duan Xiaotong sized up Xiaobai who had a runny nose and tears, seeing that it didn't look like he was lying, then turned around to look at the porridge on the table, and let Xiaobai go.
Xiaobai ran away like a pardon.
Duan Xiaotong walked towards Ji Ming's bedroom, and gently pushed open the bedroom door.
Walking to Ji Ming's bed and seeing Ji Ming's sleeping face, Duan Xiaotong smiled happily again.
Duan Xiaotong didn't lose her memory, so she still remembered that in Ji Ming's main hall, she stared at Ji Ming's sleeping face in a daze like this, and then accidentally drooled...
Thinking of those things, Duan Xiaotong couldn't help but blush hotly.
She was really stupid back then.
Fortunately, that will never happen again from now on...
Leaning over, Duan Xiaotong gradually approached Ji Ming.
Successfully planted a kiss on Jimin's cheek, and Jimin also slowly opened his eyes.
Dimly looking at Duan Xiaotong who was very close to him, Ji Ming stretched out his white arms like jade, wrapped around Duan Xiaotong's neck, and pulled him closer.
"You're back?" Ji Ming's voice was soft and hoarse, as if he was acting like a spoiled child to Duan Xiaotong.
For a while, Duan Xiaotong stabilized his heartbeat, suppressed the throbbing in his heart, and said in a gentle voice: "The vegetable porridge is ready, do you want me to bring it over?"
Ji Mingwo laughed on Duan Xiaotong's neck, bit Duan Xiaotong's back ear lightly as punishment, and said angrily, "Do you think I'm a little pig?"
He stretched out his hand and pushed Duan Xiaotong, "Go out, I need to get dressed."
Ji Ming's words made Duan Xiaotong's eyes drop down. Looking at the red plums on Ji Ming's bright shoulders, Duan Xiaotong couldn't help laughing and jokingly said, "What are you afraid of? I've seen everything I should see."
Ji Ming blushed for a while, and retracted into the quilt again, "Duan Xiaotong, why are you becoming more and more shameless?"
"Why should we feel ashamed? Aren't we married?" Duan Xiaotong answered naturally.
"Get out quickly! Otherwise, I'll be really angry!" Ji Ming hid under the quilt, only showing a pair of shy and timid eyes.
Although there is only one pair of eyes, it is enough to see Ji Ming's embarrassment at this time.
If Duan Xiaotong dared to tease Ji Ming again, then Ji Ming would definitely become angry from embarrassment.
Fortunately, Duan Xiaotong accepted it as soon as he saw it, and immediately stood up obediently and walked out of the bedroom, waiting for Ji Ming to come out at the dining table.
But this wait, it's been a long time.
Duan Xiaotong was not in a hurry, so that the porridge and eggs would not be cold, she silently used spells to maintain the freshness of the food.
Ji Ming came out after taking a shower. After all, because of Duan Xiaotong's troubles last night, she had to take a shower before coming out due to her discomfort.
When he came to the dining table, Ji Ming saw the porridge on the table, and his stomach, which had been hungry for a whole day and night, finally started to feel restless.With a big movement of her index finger, Ji Ming ate a lot of food, and in the end she was even a little uncomfortable.
Of course, this is also because of Duan Xiaotong's superb cooking skills, and the food he cooks is especially suitable for Ji Ming's appetite.
A simple serving of porridge and a fried egg is enough for Ji Ming to have an endless aftertaste.
"Xiao Tong, your cooking skills are enough to be the head chef of a five-star restaurant." Ji Ming praised from the bottom of his heart.
"I don't like being a chef." Duan Xiaotong cleaned up the dishes, Ji Ming saw that Duan Xiaotong was going to wash the dishes and quickly stopped her.
She is distressed about the water bill...
"It turns out that you don't like cooking, so I'll do it later, or call the nanny over." Ji Ming pursed his lips and said.
"Who said I don't like cooking anymore, I just don't like being a chef. I don't want to be a chef because I just want to cook for adults alone." Duan Xiaotong said with a smile.
Seeing that he had misunderstood Duan Xiaotong's meaning, Ji Ming's face was slightly drunk, "Why is your mouth so sweet all of a sudden today? Did you steal candy in the kitchen just now?"
Ji Ming didn't want to admit that when she was talking about asking the nanny to come back to cook, she was a little bit reluctant.She hated not being able to eat Duan Xiaotong's food in the future, so she couldn't hold back, and even lusted after her tongue.
Taking the bowl and chopsticks from Duan Xiaotong's hand, Ji Ming turned his back and walked quickly to the kitchen.
Duan Xiaotong followed Ji Ming into the kitchen, looked at Ji Ming who was washing the dishes, and couldn't help but said, "Maybe, let's buy a dishwasher in the future."
The two of us didn't have much tableware. After Ji Ming cleaned the last bowl, wiped his hands, he turned around and said, "It's just the two of us eating, and we don't need a dishwasher. And I think, you cook, I do the dishes for fun too."
Duan Xiaotong couldn't help laughing and said: "I see, my lord, you are so romantic, hahahaha!"
Ji Ming's face turned red again, but this time he couldn't tell whether it was because of shyness or anger.
In the kitchen, there was only Ji Ming's last shameful roar, "Duan Xiaotong!"
Xiaobai realized that Duan Xiaotong was referring to him, and took a small step forward, "Guard Duan..." Xiaobai looked hesitant to speak.
"What's the matter?" Duan Xiaotong asked casually, she took out the fried eggs from the pot, then looked at the porridge in the casserole, and stirred it clockwise.
In an instant, the aroma of porridge in the house became more intense.
Xiaobai couldn't help sniffing twice more, and licked his mouth.Suppressing the glutton in his belly, Xiaobai said: "Guard Duan, your mission has been completed, so..."
Now let's remind Duan Xiaotong that Xiaobai is actually very helpless.
Mrs. Ji is a god, but Duan Xiaotong is neither human nor immortal, she is just a highly cultivated ghost.
At the beginning, Master Ji ignored the rules of heaven and carried Duan Xiaotong, who had lost his soul, to the heaven. Doing so was considered disobeying the emperor of heaven and despising the rules of heaven.
But due to Duan Xiaotong's lack of soul, it's pitiful.And because Ji Ming is a heavenly genius who cultivates immortals, the Heavenly Emperor just turned a blind eye.
Although Duan Xiaotong's Qing Po has been found now, but because Qing Po has been suppressed under Wangchuan for many years, it has long been soaked in Yin Qi, so the ghostly Qi around Duan Xiaotong's body is even more difficult to hide.
Now it is difficult for her to ascend to the fairy world.
After listening to Xiao Bai's words, the porridge spoon in Duan Xiaotong's hand suddenly fell into the pot.
She knows these things herself.
After a pause, Duan Xiaotong took out the dropped porridge spoon and continued to stir the porridge, "So?"
Duan Xiaotong's tone was difficult to distinguish between joy and anger, but Xiaobai clearly knew that Duan Xiaotong was very angry now.
Because Xiaobai had already been caught in mid-air by a black air, turning his mouse eyes, Xiaobai couldn't stop complaining in his heart.
What is this for?Why do you pinch me when you get angry?Am I just pinching music? ?I am obviously an innocent mouthpiece, so why should you vent your anger on me?Why am I so sad? !
"Guard Duan, Guard Duan, if you have something to say, talk it out! If you want money, give me money, if you want sex, please spare my life! I haven't finished my words yet!" Feeling the black air getting tighter, Xiao Bai hurriedly begged for mercy.
Duan Xiaotong looked up at the direction of Ji Ming's bedroom, and put Xiao Bai down, "You are too noisy, please speak softly."
Xiaobai clutched his chest and coughed several times, "So...after Guard Duan's Qingpo returns, you will not be able to return to the Heavenly Court."
There was a cold light at the end of Duan Xiaotong's eyes, the fire was simmering slowly, his hands were still stirring the porridge in the casserole leisurely, looking like the years had calmed down.
However, the black air in the room suddenly prevailed, and the temperature in the room also dropped below zero degrees Celsius, making people feel like falling into an ice cave, especially around Xiaobai.
"I need you to remind me?" Duan Xiaotong's voice was mixed with strong hostility.
Xiaobai was almost crushed into a pulp by the thick black air, but luckily he yelled in time, "But!"
The blackness dissipated again...
Xiaobai leaned against the wall trembling, swallowing hard, feeling frightened for a while.
Just a millimeter away and it's gone!
"Speaking slowly is easy to kill." Duan Xiaotong saw that the porridge in the pot was almost boiled, so he poured the porridge into a bowl without slowing down.
Duan Xiaotong was doing his own thing, not caring that Xiaobai's embarrassment at this time was caused by himself.
Xiaobai took a deep breath, and finished everything in one sentence, "But it's not that Guard Duan can't go back to the Immortal Realm with Master Ji, as long as Guard Duan can also cultivate to become a fairy, you can live together and fly together, a hundred years is good Let's work together, share the same hatred..."
Duan Xiaotong frowned, and finally turned around to look at Xiaobai, "Are you sure you're right? Are you fighting against each other?"
Xiaobai nodded, "Well, we share the same hatred. As long as Guard Duan is virtuous and completes the task, he will be able to achieve Taoism and become immortal."
"Moral?" Duan Xiaotong narrowed his eyes dangerously and stared at Xiaobai, "Then you are saying that I had no morals before?"
"..." Xiaobai couldn't help complaining in his heart, do you have any morals, don't you have any compulsion in your heart?
Of course, even if Xiaobai had ten guts, he would not dare to say this sentence.
It can only flatter: "Guard Duan is thinking too much. The morality I am talking about refers to the merits accumulated in practice. As long as Guard Duan has accumulated enough merits, he can use these merits to exchange for priesthood."
"So what should I do?" Duan Xiaotong became interested.
"Good people and good deeds, don't fight anymore."
"But even if I have done a good person and good deed, how can it be counted as merit? Who will prove it to me?"
Xiaobai took out a pen and a book of merits and demerits from nowhere, and patted his chest confidently, "I am the judge who will record your merits as a guard."
Before Xiaobai had time to be proud, Duan Xiaotong snatched the pen and the book of merits and demerits in his hand.
Watching Duan Xiaotong give himself a perfect score on his test paper, the corners of Xiaobai's mouth twitched, and he was dumbfounded for a while.
Duan Xiaotong is the only one who can do this kind of thing, right?
"Guard Duan...it's useless, I can only write it." Xiao Bai reminded.
This reminder doesn't matter, Xiaobai was held hostage by Duan Xiaotong again, staring at Xiaobai fiercely, threatening: "Judgment! I, full marks!"
"..." Xiaobai was speechless for a while.
But when the little rat's body was squeezed tightly again, Xiaobai kicked and struggled wildly, explaining: "Guard Duan, I can't judge it!"
Duan Xiaotong smiled coldly, "You are quite upright."
Seeing that Duan Xiaotong misunderstood him, Xiaobai quickly said, "No, no! Guard Duan, you misunderstood. It's not that I don't judge points, but I can't."
"Why can't you judge? You just told me that you are my judge."
"Ah! Don't listen to my nonsense just now, I just want to pretend to be a wolf with a big tail. I am actually a registrar. I really can't judge..."
Duan Xiaotong sized up Xiaobai who had a runny nose and tears, seeing that it didn't look like he was lying, then turned around to look at the porridge on the table, and let Xiaobai go.
Xiaobai ran away like a pardon.
Duan Xiaotong walked towards Ji Ming's bedroom, and gently pushed open the bedroom door.
Walking to Ji Ming's bed and seeing Ji Ming's sleeping face, Duan Xiaotong smiled happily again.
Duan Xiaotong didn't lose her memory, so she still remembered that in Ji Ming's main hall, she stared at Ji Ming's sleeping face in a daze like this, and then accidentally drooled...
Thinking of those things, Duan Xiaotong couldn't help but blush hotly.
She was really stupid back then.
Fortunately, that will never happen again from now on...
Leaning over, Duan Xiaotong gradually approached Ji Ming.
Successfully planted a kiss on Jimin's cheek, and Jimin also slowly opened his eyes.
Dimly looking at Duan Xiaotong who was very close to him, Ji Ming stretched out his white arms like jade, wrapped around Duan Xiaotong's neck, and pulled him closer.
"You're back?" Ji Ming's voice was soft and hoarse, as if he was acting like a spoiled child to Duan Xiaotong.
For a while, Duan Xiaotong stabilized his heartbeat, suppressed the throbbing in his heart, and said in a gentle voice: "The vegetable porridge is ready, do you want me to bring it over?"
Ji Mingwo laughed on Duan Xiaotong's neck, bit Duan Xiaotong's back ear lightly as punishment, and said angrily, "Do you think I'm a little pig?"
He stretched out his hand and pushed Duan Xiaotong, "Go out, I need to get dressed."
Ji Ming's words made Duan Xiaotong's eyes drop down. Looking at the red plums on Ji Ming's bright shoulders, Duan Xiaotong couldn't help laughing and jokingly said, "What are you afraid of? I've seen everything I should see."
Ji Ming blushed for a while, and retracted into the quilt again, "Duan Xiaotong, why are you becoming more and more shameless?"
"Why should we feel ashamed? Aren't we married?" Duan Xiaotong answered naturally.
"Get out quickly! Otherwise, I'll be really angry!" Ji Ming hid under the quilt, only showing a pair of shy and timid eyes.
Although there is only one pair of eyes, it is enough to see Ji Ming's embarrassment at this time.
If Duan Xiaotong dared to tease Ji Ming again, then Ji Ming would definitely become angry from embarrassment.
Fortunately, Duan Xiaotong accepted it as soon as he saw it, and immediately stood up obediently and walked out of the bedroom, waiting for Ji Ming to come out at the dining table.
But this wait, it's been a long time.
Duan Xiaotong was not in a hurry, so that the porridge and eggs would not be cold, she silently used spells to maintain the freshness of the food.
Ji Ming came out after taking a shower. After all, because of Duan Xiaotong's troubles last night, she had to take a shower before coming out due to her discomfort.
When he came to the dining table, Ji Ming saw the porridge on the table, and his stomach, which had been hungry for a whole day and night, finally started to feel restless.With a big movement of her index finger, Ji Ming ate a lot of food, and in the end she was even a little uncomfortable.
Of course, this is also because of Duan Xiaotong's superb cooking skills, and the food he cooks is especially suitable for Ji Ming's appetite.
A simple serving of porridge and a fried egg is enough for Ji Ming to have an endless aftertaste.
"Xiao Tong, your cooking skills are enough to be the head chef of a five-star restaurant." Ji Ming praised from the bottom of his heart.
"I don't like being a chef." Duan Xiaotong cleaned up the dishes, Ji Ming saw that Duan Xiaotong was going to wash the dishes and quickly stopped her.
She is distressed about the water bill...
"It turns out that you don't like cooking, so I'll do it later, or call the nanny over." Ji Ming pursed his lips and said.
"Who said I don't like cooking anymore, I just don't like being a chef. I don't want to be a chef because I just want to cook for adults alone." Duan Xiaotong said with a smile.
Seeing that he had misunderstood Duan Xiaotong's meaning, Ji Ming's face was slightly drunk, "Why is your mouth so sweet all of a sudden today? Did you steal candy in the kitchen just now?"
Ji Ming didn't want to admit that when she was talking about asking the nanny to come back to cook, she was a little bit reluctant.She hated not being able to eat Duan Xiaotong's food in the future, so she couldn't hold back, and even lusted after her tongue.
Taking the bowl and chopsticks from Duan Xiaotong's hand, Ji Ming turned his back and walked quickly to the kitchen.
Duan Xiaotong followed Ji Ming into the kitchen, looked at Ji Ming who was washing the dishes, and couldn't help but said, "Maybe, let's buy a dishwasher in the future."
The two of us didn't have much tableware. After Ji Ming cleaned the last bowl, wiped his hands, he turned around and said, "It's just the two of us eating, and we don't need a dishwasher. And I think, you cook, I do the dishes for fun too."
Duan Xiaotong couldn't help laughing and said: "I see, my lord, you are so romantic, hahahaha!"
Ji Ming's face turned red again, but this time he couldn't tell whether it was because of shyness or anger.
In the kitchen, there was only Ji Ming's last shameful roar, "Duan Xiaotong!"
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