[Comprehensive] Take a look at my blind incumbent
Chapter 10 [10] An Unlucky Joke
"You, you are just stupid!"
While talking, Mi Duo, who hates iron but not steel, poked Himeko's forehead again.
The poke was so hard that Himeko almost threw her head back.Covering his head pitifully, he looked at his friend.
Showing a small flattering smile: "Isn't it because of you, so I don't worry about it."
Although she really didn't care about the seriousness of this matter, she was very benefited from her friend's concern.Feeling warm in my heart, I must not pour cold water on Mido, just follow her and say something.
Sure enough, after hearing Himeko's little flattery, the anger on Mi Duo's face began to dissipate.
"Hey. Why did I fall in love with you, you little idiot?"
Sighing, he stretched out his hand to rub his blushing Himeko's forehead.
"It's best to know you." Himeko put down her hands and gave Mi Duo a hug with a smile.
This topic is just like this. After all, if the dispute comes out, there will be consequences that no one wants to see.If one person is perfunctory during this conversation, it will leave a pimple mark in the hearts of the two people behind.
One speaks earnestly, and the other listens earnestly.
We understand and cherish each other.Knowing each other and treating what the other said with preciousness is the friendship between Mido and Himeko.Although the beginning of their friendship is a bit absurd, their friendship really exists in this small town.
Inside the kitchen is a warm atmosphere, but outside the kitchen is another feeling.
"Yo~~ I really didn't expect you to be Xiao Himeko's ex-boyfriend~~" Taking advantage of the girlfriend chatting with friends in the kitchen, Hisoka twisted his waist, licked the poker, and looked at him provocatively. nest gold.
Although Himeko even likes Hisoka who is convulsed, it does not include allowing Hisoka to lick playing cards.
Although Himeko doesn't know that Hisoka's poker cards often harvest life, she has seen Hisoka shuffling cards with poker all day long and building pyramids and so on.How dirty that looks, how many germs got on the poker.Hisoka was licking, how many bacteria he ate.
Himeko, who had never been angry with Hisoka before, lost her temper severely when Hisoka admitted her mistake and insisted on licking the playing cards.
But because Himeko was so angry that her eyes turned red uncontrollably, Hisoka was bluffed by Himeko's tears before she could get angry.Although Himeko thinks that she can talk about the disadvantages of unsanitary in the [-] rounds of fighting with Hisoka, but who knows that Hisoka succumbed to her physiological reflex like that.
Hisoka has been back for a while, and he didn't dare to lick poker in Rocky Town, for fear that someone would see it and tell Himeko.
But licking poker is as habitual to him as fighting and cultivating small fruits.Finally, while Himeko was in the kitchen, the remaining guys in the living room knew about it.He wants to lick the poker well, and see if he can provoke Wo Jin to a fight by the way.
No one in the entire brigade welcomed Hisoka.
Naturally, Wo Jin didn't like Hisoka, and now seeing Hisoka like this, he clenched his fists.But looking at the head of the regiment, he remembered the brigade's rule that no internal fighting is allowed.
After being bored for a long time, I choked out a sentence: "I met Himeko earlier than you."
"That's right~~" Hisoka's gray-blue eyes were all exposed, "No wonder little Himeko said that she was wasting time talking to others~~"
In an instant, their eyes fought together.
The little girl inside had already finished talking about each other's recent situation with laughter.
Just when Hisoka was about to take the lead, he heard a voice.
"Hisoka, hurry up and help me!"
Hearing this voice, Hisoka hurriedly put the playing cards away.You can't let Himeko see that he licked the poker again, or he will have another headache at that time.
"Okay~~" Although the voice of the answer was gentle, when he passed by Wojin, he cast a provocative look.
"You came so slowly!" Himeko said coquettishly as she stuffed the ingredients into Hisoka's hands.
"Pfft." Mi Duo, who was washing vegetables at the side, laughed.
Himeko asked with a confused face: "What's wrong with Mi Duo? What are you laughing at?"
Seeing such a silly Himeko, Mi Duo laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.
After finally waiting for her to laugh and listen, she said with a smirk on her face: "I was thinking that if Hisoka is too fast, you will be in trouble."
"Ah?" Himeko was stunned for a moment, then her face flushed immediately, "You are so yellow!"
Seeing Mi Duo teasing at Hisoka: "Your Himeko can be said to understand in seconds, you come to judge who is more pornographic between us!"
Hisoka never liked to pretend and wronged himself, and now he can talk to Mi Duo well because of Himeko's face.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, he pulled Himeko into his arms, put his chin on the top of Himeko's head and said, "My Himeko is so innocent, of course you are the one who is yellow."
Although the boyfriend is towards me, I feel so ashamed no matter what.
Himeko stomped her foot.
"You're talking yellow accents at the slightest disagreement!"
"Tsk tsk!" Mido replied disapprovingly, "It's better than the two of you who show affection and abuse dogs all the time."
If there is any change in Mi Duo's return, it is that there is an extra light bulb between the two loving couples in the kitchen.
And it seemed that Himeko played with the light bulb much more often than chatted with Hisoka.
Because Mi Duo came back, the three of them helped the Phantom Brigade prepare food and went back to Himeko's house together.
On the way back, Himeko held her boyfriend with one hand and her relatives and friends with the other.
From a distance, the left|embrace|right|embrace looks very happy.
Back home, the two girls naturally don't need to go to the kitchen.The two of them sat on the sofa in the living room and watched intimately the gossip magazine Mi Duo brought back from the outside, and Hisoka was driven to the kitchen to be a pitiful chef to give them dinner.
When the food was brought out, he had a bulging bun face, looking very pitiful.
"What's the matter?" Himeko, who was tired of gossiping for a while and came over to eat something, saw her boyfriend's pitiful and cute look, and asked distressedly.
"I found that I'm not important in your heart at all." Hisoka said aggrievedly, Hisoka's face became more and more like a bun.
Really unable to control her hand, Himeko stretched out her index finger and poked it twice.
Then he comforted Hisoka distressedly: "How could it be? In this world, besides myself, you are the one I like the most."
Hisoka gently patted Himiko's hand away, pretending to be annoyed and said, "But every time your friend comes, I feel like a light bulb."
As he spoke, he became more and more gloomy, but in fact, unhappiness had secretly piled up in his eyes.
People are always greedy.
Hisoka admits that he is very greedy, obviously he likes Himeko at first because she is interesting.It's funny not to put himself in the most important position, but now he can't stand just being warm to others.But Hisoka doesn't think this is the real love that those humans are clamoring for, he thinks it's just his exclusive desire for Himeko.
This kind of exclusive desire, he only has Himeko.
He can be regarded as a leaf among thousands of flowers without touching his body, and there are no fewer than hundreds of men and women who have slept with him.Some are even lucky enough to be alive, just get out of his bed in the morning, and have hooked up with others at noon.
But at best, he gave them two poker cards out of displeasure, and he wouldn't be so dissatisfied.
And it was such a cautious dissatisfaction that he didn't dare to get too angry with his little girlfriend.He wanted to give Mi Duo a pair of poker, but he was afraid that his little girlfriend would get angry, so he forcibly pressed it down.
"How could it be?" Himeko laughed, "You are my strong backing, I don't know what I would do without you!"
Sweet talk, she likes to always say half.Whether the rest of the other party can understand it depends on the other party's understanding.
But she is an ordinary person, how could she catch up with the perverted thinking.
The only good news is that even perverts and normal people think differently.The two of them still understood each other's feelings by mistake, and fell in love with each other.Compared with the miracle of love that the other party and oneself love and understand each other, it is even more a miracle that two people can talk to each other but still love each other!
I don't know how Hisoka understood, but he hasn't changed his mind.
"It's time to eat." He even patted Himeko's hair happily, and asked Himeko to call Mi Duo over for dinner.
The corner of Himeko's mouth curved slightly, she stood on tiptoe and kissed the corner of Hisoka's mouth.
"Okay." Then he turned his head and called Mi Duo, "Don't look at Mi Duo, eat quickly."
Sitting at the dinner table, Mi Duo became restless again.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Himeko, I remember you didn't order food before?"
"Ah, that's right." Mi Duo always confuses Himeko, "Didn't I just chat with you all the time, and I didn't order food."
"But look at the dishes on the table, don't tell me which one you don't like. Just tell me which one you don't like to eat."
After Mi Duo said this, Himeko took a closer look.
There is really nothing on this table that she doesn't like, and they are even arranged according to her liking.The ones she likes most are placed closest to her and the most convenient, and the rest are further away from her in turn.Hisoka put the big bowls like soup that were easy to get in his hands on his side.
After looking at it and thinking about it, Himeko suddenly found that every meal Hisoka made seemed to be her favorite.Every time it is arranged like this, she is never allowed to take hot things.
A trace of sweetness welled up in her heart, and Himeko answered Mi Duo happily.
"The food my boyfriend cooks is of course what I like to eat."
"Show affection, share..."
Before the next words were spoken, Mi Duo was stared back at the rest of the words.
Both Himeko and she like to play on the Internet, so they naturally don't care about such joking words.
Mi Duo was stared back by Hisoka.
It's hard for someone as interesting as Takemoto Himeko to appear again, and even such a joking curse Hisoka doesn't want to hear it.After all, just because he is interested in such things now does not mean that he will be interested in them in the future.Now that the Big Apple is so hard to find, when he finally found it, he was put in a group and couldn't fight.How boring his life would be if he got tired of such interesting things!
Is it really that I am afraid that my life is boring, or is it something else.I'm afraid even Hisoka himself can't tell the difference. The most powerful thing about the transformation system is not that people can't see themselves clearly, but that they often can't even see themselves clearly.
Biting his chopsticks, Himeko asked a little strangely, "What's wrong? You stopped talking halfway through what you said?"
Himeko really didn't take Mi Duo's joke to heart, so she was eating when Mi Duo was joking.
Mido looked away from Hisoka, and said with a dry smile: "Nothing? I just suddenly felt that such a joke is not very auspicious."
If you make such a joke, you will be looked at with such eyes.
Such a joke is really unlucky!
"Soga." Himeko picked up a chopstick dish for Mi Duo with a smile, "Hurry up and eat, although Hisoka's cooking is very innovative, you will find it delicious after you get used to it!"
After coaxing a good friend, it is natural to coax a boyfriend next.
He picked up a lot of food in front of him for Hisoka: "The food you make is much more delicious than mine! Eat it quickly."
The moon was dark outside, and three people were sitting at the table inside.The dark-skinned girl with black-rimmed glasses in the middle bent her head and said something to the red-haired man.
While talking, Mi Duo, who hates iron but not steel, poked Himeko's forehead again.
The poke was so hard that Himeko almost threw her head back.Covering his head pitifully, he looked at his friend.
Showing a small flattering smile: "Isn't it because of you, so I don't worry about it."
Although she really didn't care about the seriousness of this matter, she was very benefited from her friend's concern.Feeling warm in my heart, I must not pour cold water on Mido, just follow her and say something.
Sure enough, after hearing Himeko's little flattery, the anger on Mi Duo's face began to dissipate.
"Hey. Why did I fall in love with you, you little idiot?"
Sighing, he stretched out his hand to rub his blushing Himeko's forehead.
"It's best to know you." Himeko put down her hands and gave Mi Duo a hug with a smile.
This topic is just like this. After all, if the dispute comes out, there will be consequences that no one wants to see.If one person is perfunctory during this conversation, it will leave a pimple mark in the hearts of the two people behind.
One speaks earnestly, and the other listens earnestly.
We understand and cherish each other.Knowing each other and treating what the other said with preciousness is the friendship between Mido and Himeko.Although the beginning of their friendship is a bit absurd, their friendship really exists in this small town.
Inside the kitchen is a warm atmosphere, but outside the kitchen is another feeling.
"Yo~~ I really didn't expect you to be Xiao Himeko's ex-boyfriend~~" Taking advantage of the girlfriend chatting with friends in the kitchen, Hisoka twisted his waist, licked the poker, and looked at him provocatively. nest gold.
Although Himeko even likes Hisoka who is convulsed, it does not include allowing Hisoka to lick playing cards.
Although Himeko doesn't know that Hisoka's poker cards often harvest life, she has seen Hisoka shuffling cards with poker all day long and building pyramids and so on.How dirty that looks, how many germs got on the poker.Hisoka was licking, how many bacteria he ate.
Himeko, who had never been angry with Hisoka before, lost her temper severely when Hisoka admitted her mistake and insisted on licking the playing cards.
But because Himeko was so angry that her eyes turned red uncontrollably, Hisoka was bluffed by Himeko's tears before she could get angry.Although Himeko thinks that she can talk about the disadvantages of unsanitary in the [-] rounds of fighting with Hisoka, but who knows that Hisoka succumbed to her physiological reflex like that.
Hisoka has been back for a while, and he didn't dare to lick poker in Rocky Town, for fear that someone would see it and tell Himeko.
But licking poker is as habitual to him as fighting and cultivating small fruits.Finally, while Himeko was in the kitchen, the remaining guys in the living room knew about it.He wants to lick the poker well, and see if he can provoke Wo Jin to a fight by the way.
No one in the entire brigade welcomed Hisoka.
Naturally, Wo Jin didn't like Hisoka, and now seeing Hisoka like this, he clenched his fists.But looking at the head of the regiment, he remembered the brigade's rule that no internal fighting is allowed.
After being bored for a long time, I choked out a sentence: "I met Himeko earlier than you."
"That's right~~" Hisoka's gray-blue eyes were all exposed, "No wonder little Himeko said that she was wasting time talking to others~~"
In an instant, their eyes fought together.
The little girl inside had already finished talking about each other's recent situation with laughter.
Just when Hisoka was about to take the lead, he heard a voice.
"Hisoka, hurry up and help me!"
Hearing this voice, Hisoka hurriedly put the playing cards away.You can't let Himeko see that he licked the poker again, or he will have another headache at that time.
"Okay~~" Although the voice of the answer was gentle, when he passed by Wojin, he cast a provocative look.
"You came so slowly!" Himeko said coquettishly as she stuffed the ingredients into Hisoka's hands.
"Pfft." Mi Duo, who was washing vegetables at the side, laughed.
Himeko asked with a confused face: "What's wrong with Mi Duo? What are you laughing at?"
Seeing such a silly Himeko, Mi Duo laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.
After finally waiting for her to laugh and listen, she said with a smirk on her face: "I was thinking that if Hisoka is too fast, you will be in trouble."
"Ah?" Himeko was stunned for a moment, then her face flushed immediately, "You are so yellow!"
Seeing Mi Duo teasing at Hisoka: "Your Himeko can be said to understand in seconds, you come to judge who is more pornographic between us!"
Hisoka never liked to pretend and wronged himself, and now he can talk to Mi Duo well because of Himeko's face.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, he pulled Himeko into his arms, put his chin on the top of Himeko's head and said, "My Himeko is so innocent, of course you are the one who is yellow."
Although the boyfriend is towards me, I feel so ashamed no matter what.
Himeko stomped her foot.
"You're talking yellow accents at the slightest disagreement!"
"Tsk tsk!" Mido replied disapprovingly, "It's better than the two of you who show affection and abuse dogs all the time."
If there is any change in Mi Duo's return, it is that there is an extra light bulb between the two loving couples in the kitchen.
And it seemed that Himeko played with the light bulb much more often than chatted with Hisoka.
Because Mi Duo came back, the three of them helped the Phantom Brigade prepare food and went back to Himeko's house together.
On the way back, Himeko held her boyfriend with one hand and her relatives and friends with the other.
From a distance, the left|embrace|right|embrace looks very happy.
Back home, the two girls naturally don't need to go to the kitchen.The two of them sat on the sofa in the living room and watched intimately the gossip magazine Mi Duo brought back from the outside, and Hisoka was driven to the kitchen to be a pitiful chef to give them dinner.
When the food was brought out, he had a bulging bun face, looking very pitiful.
"What's the matter?" Himeko, who was tired of gossiping for a while and came over to eat something, saw her boyfriend's pitiful and cute look, and asked distressedly.
"I found that I'm not important in your heart at all." Hisoka said aggrievedly, Hisoka's face became more and more like a bun.
Really unable to control her hand, Himeko stretched out her index finger and poked it twice.
Then he comforted Hisoka distressedly: "How could it be? In this world, besides myself, you are the one I like the most."
Hisoka gently patted Himiko's hand away, pretending to be annoyed and said, "But every time your friend comes, I feel like a light bulb."
As he spoke, he became more and more gloomy, but in fact, unhappiness had secretly piled up in his eyes.
People are always greedy.
Hisoka admits that he is very greedy, obviously he likes Himeko at first because she is interesting.It's funny not to put himself in the most important position, but now he can't stand just being warm to others.But Hisoka doesn't think this is the real love that those humans are clamoring for, he thinks it's just his exclusive desire for Himeko.
This kind of exclusive desire, he only has Himeko.
He can be regarded as a leaf among thousands of flowers without touching his body, and there are no fewer than hundreds of men and women who have slept with him.Some are even lucky enough to be alive, just get out of his bed in the morning, and have hooked up with others at noon.
But at best, he gave them two poker cards out of displeasure, and he wouldn't be so dissatisfied.
And it was such a cautious dissatisfaction that he didn't dare to get too angry with his little girlfriend.He wanted to give Mi Duo a pair of poker, but he was afraid that his little girlfriend would get angry, so he forcibly pressed it down.
"How could it be?" Himeko laughed, "You are my strong backing, I don't know what I would do without you!"
Sweet talk, she likes to always say half.Whether the rest of the other party can understand it depends on the other party's understanding.
But she is an ordinary person, how could she catch up with the perverted thinking.
The only good news is that even perverts and normal people think differently.The two of them still understood each other's feelings by mistake, and fell in love with each other.Compared with the miracle of love that the other party and oneself love and understand each other, it is even more a miracle that two people can talk to each other but still love each other!
I don't know how Hisoka understood, but he hasn't changed his mind.
"It's time to eat." He even patted Himeko's hair happily, and asked Himeko to call Mi Duo over for dinner.
The corner of Himeko's mouth curved slightly, she stood on tiptoe and kissed the corner of Hisoka's mouth.
"Okay." Then he turned his head and called Mi Duo, "Don't look at Mi Duo, eat quickly."
Sitting at the dinner table, Mi Duo became restless again.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Himeko, I remember you didn't order food before?"
"Ah, that's right." Mi Duo always confuses Himeko, "Didn't I just chat with you all the time, and I didn't order food."
"But look at the dishes on the table, don't tell me which one you don't like. Just tell me which one you don't like to eat."
After Mi Duo said this, Himeko took a closer look.
There is really nothing on this table that she doesn't like, and they are even arranged according to her liking.The ones she likes most are placed closest to her and the most convenient, and the rest are further away from her in turn.Hisoka put the big bowls like soup that were easy to get in his hands on his side.
After looking at it and thinking about it, Himeko suddenly found that every meal Hisoka made seemed to be her favorite.Every time it is arranged like this, she is never allowed to take hot things.
A trace of sweetness welled up in her heart, and Himeko answered Mi Duo happily.
"The food my boyfriend cooks is of course what I like to eat."
"Show affection, share..."
Before the next words were spoken, Mi Duo was stared back at the rest of the words.
Both Himeko and she like to play on the Internet, so they naturally don't care about such joking words.
Mi Duo was stared back by Hisoka.
It's hard for someone as interesting as Takemoto Himeko to appear again, and even such a joking curse Hisoka doesn't want to hear it.After all, just because he is interested in such things now does not mean that he will be interested in them in the future.Now that the Big Apple is so hard to find, when he finally found it, he was put in a group and couldn't fight.How boring his life would be if he got tired of such interesting things!
Is it really that I am afraid that my life is boring, or is it something else.I'm afraid even Hisoka himself can't tell the difference. The most powerful thing about the transformation system is not that people can't see themselves clearly, but that they often can't even see themselves clearly.
Biting his chopsticks, Himeko asked a little strangely, "What's wrong? You stopped talking halfway through what you said?"
Himeko really didn't take Mi Duo's joke to heart, so she was eating when Mi Duo was joking.
Mido looked away from Hisoka, and said with a dry smile: "Nothing? I just suddenly felt that such a joke is not very auspicious."
If you make such a joke, you will be looked at with such eyes.
Such a joke is really unlucky!
"Soga." Himeko picked up a chopstick dish for Mi Duo with a smile, "Hurry up and eat, although Hisoka's cooking is very innovative, you will find it delicious after you get used to it!"
After coaxing a good friend, it is natural to coax a boyfriend next.
He picked up a lot of food in front of him for Hisoka: "The food you make is much more delicious than mine! Eat it quickly."
The moon was dark outside, and three people were sitting at the table inside.The dark-skinned girl with black-rimmed glasses in the middle bent her head and said something to the red-haired man.
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