Four rooms and one hall diary

Li Douding is three and a half years old, and his father said, it's time for you to go to kindergarten.

Douding played with educational building blocks and asked curiously, "What is kindergarten?"

Daddy smiled gently: "It's a place with many children. You can play games, eat together, and sleep together."

Douding: "Sleep with Daddy, not with anyone else!"

Dad's face darkened: "Go to the kindergarten to sleep! Your daddy belongs to me!"

Therefore, Li Douding resolutely put on his schoolbag and walked into the kindergarten in order to promote the husband-wife relationship between his father and his father.

The little girl was weaker than children of the same age, and San'er was afraid that she would be bullied, so when his daughter went to school on the first day, he drove an off-road vehicle to escort her, and asked the teacher to take care of his child.

The teacher said yes, but didn't take it to heart.

Virtue, whose child is not a treasure?Just take care of your daughter, what should other parents think?

When San'er was teaching Douding to study obediently, Fang Yitong got out of the car.

Then, the eyes of several kindergarten teachers straightened on the spot!

--Fang Yitong! Fang Yitong from EAN!Oh god, isn't this a hallucination? !

They collectively froze for half a minute, and then they pounced on the gentle and beautiful young Fang Yitong like wolves!

--Slap!He was blocked by Li San'er.

"What do you want to do?" The aura of the underworld erupted suddenly, shaking several kindergarten teachers so that they didn't dare to show their anger.

"Dad, Auntie is going to cry." Douding tugged at Dad's trouser legs, "I will be good, Dad, don't be angry..."

Then, he turned to the kindergarten teachers and said seriously: "If you want to sign, you must line up!"

Children are so cured!Fang Yitong stroked his daughter's hair happily: "Hey, I'll pick you up in the afternoon."

Douding nodded solemnly, and hugged Dad's and Daddy's thighs respectively - this was the only height she could hug.

Fang Yitong signed the name for the kindergarten teachers who were in halazi, and reluctantly left with San'er.

Unexpectedly, just after the first day, a teacher called and told us in tears: Your daughter scared the other children to tears!

Fang Yitong was working at the time and couldn't get away, so San'er hurried over.As soon as I got out of the car, my daughter flew up to her with a smile, her big black eyes were like a cute angel, with such a small appearance, how could she scare others into tears? !

San'er looked dissatisfied at the teacher who complained -- what happened to my daughter?

The teacher swallowed, but did not dare to say anything. A child next to him sobbed and said, "Douding... Douding told us... her father is a gangster... woo woo woo... She also said that her father can, will shoot ...Woooo...I'm afraid..."

San'er was speechless immediately.

Seeing that the boy was crying pitifully, Douding kindly took out a handkerchief and handed it to him: "Don't cry, my father is here."

Hearing that the underworld was coming, the child was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly let out a howl that pierced through Changhong, and cried even harder!

Seeing this scene, San'er felt extremely headache--it's hard to explain when other parents came, and besides, he was also worried that the children would isolate his daughter, so what's the point of sending her to kindergarten?

Sighing, he took out a candy that was intended for Douding from his pocket, knelt down and put the candy into the child's hand as carefully as possible: "Hey, I'll give you some candy, don't cry, uncle is not a gangster. "

"You lie, you look like a gangster... woo woo woo..."

San'er's face darkened, and the invisible coercion brought a strong Siberian cold current.

He doesn't know how to coax children, so he looks a little clumsy at the moment, and the gangster brother Li Jianzhong will not allow himself to show his clumsy side outside, so he pulled Douding up and said calmly, "Go home."

Douding looked back at the little boy, smiled and waved: "See you tomorrow~ I'll bring you chocolate~"

Sitting in the car, San'er turned the steering wheel and asked his daughter: "Why did you tell others that your father is a gangster?"

Due to family reasons, San'er and Fang Yitong tried their best to avoid letting Douding watch gangster movies. Besides, the two fathers doted on their daughter very much, so she naturally wouldn't equate gangsters and bad guys like other children, "Well... Because daddy said daddy is amazing... how do I know they will be afraid..."

San'er couldn't help feeling elated after hearing this--who wouldn't be flattered by his lover's praise?He smiled and touched his daughter's head: "Good boy."

Fang Yitong heard about this after returning home at night, thought for a long time, called Douding to him, and said solemnly: "From now on, you can't tell others that your father is a gangster."

"Why?" Douding blinked his watery eyes, expressing his confusion.

"Because the underworld is a mysterious organization with important missions that cannot be known to others, Douding has to protect Dad."

San'er: "Pfft!"

"--!" Douding suddenly realized, "I understand! Dad is protecting the earth like Ultraman, right!"

Fang Yitong and San'er were stunned, and looked at each other after a while: Let's just let her think so.

On the second day of Li Douding's kindergarten, the teacher called again, very distressed.

San'er frowned: "What happened to my daughter?"

"Little Douding is very good... But today, a few children got into a fight in order to sit with her for lunch..."

"Why?" San'er's eyes twitched—these brats must have taken a fancy to his daughter's beauty, right? !What a big dog! ! (Hey, your daughter is only three and a half years old...)

"Because everyone wants to know about you..."

"...??"

"Douding said that her father is Ultraman...=="

Fang Yitong and San'er regretted telling Douding that her father was like Ultraman.

Li Yajun came to visit his goddaughter, and when he saw San'er, he pointed at him and laughed wildly!

"Ultraman? Lee! Hahahahahahahahahahaha--!!"

San'er's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and he brought him a bottle of drink in silence.

Li Yajun finally exhausted himself, sat on the sofa and said to San'er: "Teman, I like orange flavor, this is peach."

"If there are no oranges, you can make do with it."

Li Yajun hugged Douding very wronged: "Look, your Altman father doesn't even want to give a bottle of drink to his godfather."

Douding is not happy anymore, her father is so great, how can he be called stingy? !

Her two cheeks were bulging: "Tell uncle that you have tooth decay and won't let you drink!"

"He put P, ​​the godfather has a mouthful of white and spotless teeth, and he doesn't even touch the leaves of vegetables after eating, so how can there be moths?"

"Uncle Xiang never lies. He said you have tooth decay, so you must have it!"

"Who says he doesn't lie? He promised to buy me a car last time, but he hasn't bought it yet!"

"You don't have a driver's license!"

"I'll take the test after he bought a car!" Li Yajun was dripping with cold sweat -- this little girl actually knows about the driver's license, and it was indeed taught by Li Jianzhong...

"Anyway, if you are disobedient, Uncle Xiang will not want you!" Douding jumped off his lap, "Brother Xiaoxiao listens to Uncle Ning very much, you are not good."

Li Yajun's eyes were blank: What's going on?How dare that old man Xiang Huai not want him?Also, he is obviously about the same age as Xiao Xiao, why can Xiao Xiao enjoy the title of elder brother?

--It's not fair! !

In the evening, Meiniang, who had just graduated, returned home and gave Xiang Huai a pot of stickers: "Say! Do you despise the young master!"

It was so light that there was no strength at all, just like scratching an itch.Smiling, Xiang Huai pulled his lover into his arms and kissed him: "Why do I dislike you? Don't you just eat enough all day and have nothing to do and are too lazy to find a job? It doesn't matter, I will support you."

"Raise your sister, are you going to be a mistress?" Li Yajun changed into his slippers and followed him into the kitchen, rolled his eyes, and said triumphantly, "By the way, Professor Xiang, the resume I sent out has heard back."

"?where?"

"What foreign trade company..."

Xiang Huai smiled and said, "You can't even remember your name, how can you go for an interview?"

"Tch, I don't like interviews at all... They are like a master choosing a concubine. I don't understand. They just want to find an errand, and they don't want to be angry. Why should they be ridiculed?"

Xiang Huai kissed the anxious fried cat: "Not every company is like this. Besides, if the interviewer is not sharp, how can he know in a short time whether you are the talent they want?"

Li Yajun is a sensible person, although sometimes he speaks capriciously, but in fact he has the bottom line in his heart.Xiang Huai knew that he was acting like a spoiled child to him (although he didn't admit it ==), and he always treated him with a good temper for several years. Li Yajun would occasionally wonder guiltily, did he bully Xiang Huai too much?

He leaned forward and hugged Xiang Huai's waist from behind and rubbed: "I'm going to an interview tomorrow, so help me think about how to speak tonight."

Young Professor Xiang laughed, "Okay, but Yajun, if you don't like that job, don't force yourself. You have other options besides going to work."

Li Yajun nodded obediently, and suddenly remembered something, and his expression immediately became fierce: "By the way, did you tell Douding that I have tooth decay?!"

Xiang Huai thought for a while: "...It seems that there is such a thing."

"You! You tell the children what happened two years ago! How embarrassing I am!"

Professor Xiang's dishes were ready, and he happily stuffed slices of fried pork with chopsticks into Yajun's mouth, and said cheerfully, "I'm not afraid of your relapse, I kiss you every day, and you don't want me to kiss you when I kiss you." How about kissing other creatures?"