Howling Westward Journey
Chapter 45 Nezha, Change Your Name to Donkey Demon King
After much deliberation, the three of them came up with nothing when they returned to Wuzhi Mountain.
As soon as Liu Er saw Zhang Xiaoxiao coming back, he jumped up excitedly. The master called out, and Yang Jian twisted his head, feeling rather uncomfortable.
Nezha poked him: "What's the matter, aren't your eyes hot? Before that little thing called your master, you were so happy, but now this address has become... oh, it hurts."
Yang Jian's eyes darkened, and he glanced at him faintly, making him feel uncomfortable all over, so he could only say: "Come on, just pretend I didn't say anything."
Only then did Yang Jian look away at the monkey who was staring at Liu Er and Zhang Xiaoxiao, and said to Nezha, "What are you going to do with this monkey? Gou Chen is going down to earth today, and he will come to see him if he wants to."
Nezha blushed slightly: "What do you mean, monkey? If I can handle him, I won't be defeated by his golden cudgel that day. Do you think I want to lose?"
Clever as Yang Jian, he naturally discovered his inconsistency, and said with a smile: "You are also in a ambiguity when you say this. I think what Dijun Gou Chen said today is very correct, no matter whether you are the Lingzhu of the past or the Nezha of today. Forget it, you have formed karma with him in these two lifetimes, how can you say that you can get rid of it if you want to?"
Nezha just didn't speak, Yang Jian sighed when he saw this, and said to the monkey: "Monkey, how does it feel to have a son?"
The monkey bared his teeth at him, and said, "Three eyes, how does it feel to be a father?"
Yang Jian glared at him angrily, and said, "Monkey, did you come here just now to hook up with Emperor Chen?"
Houzi nodded and said, "He came to see my grandson. Why, do you have something to do with him? Go to Xitian to look for him if you have something to do."
"It's good to have been here, let me ask you, I will go to Cuiping Mountain to see you sworn brother Niu Mowang later, do you have something for me to tell you?"
The monkey was startled when he heard that, then he shook his head and laughed, "There's nothing to talk about, and there's nothing to take with me. I'm in this position. Since he doesn't have the heart to visit my grandson, my grandson doesn't have the face to let him Come on, let alone expect him to be able to unravel Tathagata's pressure."
After hearing this, Yang Jian just smiled, and called Zhang Xiaoxiao: "Xiaotian, I'm leaving." Then he thought that the monkey was lonely by himself, and said, "Xiaotian, do you think it's better to put the six ears on him? God, let him learn something from the monkey?"
The monkey snorted, turned his head and said nothing, but the monkey's ears moved, which caught Nezha's eyes, which made Nezha very disdainful, a duplicity monkey!
Zhang Xiaoxiao hesitated for a moment but nodded, he really felt sorry for the monkey, not to mention that they were going to travel abroad for a period of time this time, and they couldn't tell when they would come back, Liu Er didn't have much mana, so it would be better to be more skillful with the monkey.
Yang Jian said to the monkey again with a serious face: "Monkey, I will leave it to you. You have to watch it carefully, and you can't let him let his temper go."
The monkey waved his hands impatiently: "Hurry up and go, I won't teach you when you are here."
Yang Jian was still worried, so he recited a mantra silently, and immediately saw a group of people appearing on the ground, including the bearded land and the mountain god.Except for the two of them, the rest is the little god sent by Tathagata to guard Wukong and supervise the pressing.
Now that they were recruited by Yang Jian, they naturally quickly saluted: "The little god has seen Zhenjun Erlang and the third prince."
Yang Jian nodded and said, "Did you see this little monkey?"
All the gods nodded.
Yang Jian said: "This is my pet. I have something important to do today. I will stay with the little monkey. Watch it for me. Don't let anyone get hurt, and don't let him go out of the surrounding area." Sanli. I’ll be back in a few days, so I’ll trouble you all in the next few days.”
The group of people who suddenly became nannies looked at each other, and after watching for a long time, one boldly said: "As long as this little monkey doesn't touch the sticker, we will try our best .”
Yang Jian nodded in satisfaction, gave the little monkey a few more words, and then drove away with Zhang Xiaoxiao and Nezha in his arms.
Zhang Xiaoxiao asked after flying away from Wuzhi Mountain: "Father, are you sure the Bull Demon King doesn't think you're here to find trouble?"
Yang Jian glanced at him curiously: "Even if the Bull Demon King is the number one demon saint in the Three Realms, even stronger than that Sun Monkey, how do you know that I must not be his opponent?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao quickly tugged on his sleeve, and said with a smile: "I didn't mean that, but I was afraid that you would be kicked out by then—" No, isn't that the same meaning?
Nezha laughed, very happy, while Yang Jian looked straight ahead with no expression on his face.
Zhang Xiaoxiao looked at Nezha in annoyance, although he was stupid, but why are you laughing, it's nothing if you don't say good things for him, and he still watched the fun.
Nezha said: "Goat boy, uncle told you that there are not many people in this world that the bull devil is afraid of, but I am the only one. Haha, what are you worried about when I am by your side?"
Yang Jian glanced at him displeasedly: "What do you call him? Since when did you learn the same thing as that monkey?"
Nezha looked at Zhang Xiaoxiao's chubby face, laughed and stopped answering, knowing that Yang Jian was only annoyed by his complacency just now.
Near Cuiping Mountain, there were little flames at a glance, Zhang Xiaoxiao thought, this is the legendary Eight Hundred Miles Volcano.That Monkey Sun kicked over the Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace and a brick that fell down had such power. I don't know how hard the monkey's fur is, but it was able to survive it abruptly.
Yang Jian pointed to the flames and said to Zhang Xiaoxiao: "Xiaotian, this [-]-mile flaming mountain is a brick that fell to the mortal world when the monkey kicked down the Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace. There were countless casualties at that time. All these debts are also attributed to the monkey. He was crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain at this time. I know you like him and can't bear him to suffer this crime, but you also need to know that everything has a cause and effect. The bitter fruit the monkey eats today is the addition of past mistakes, otherwise it will be unfair."
Nezha pursed his lips, and said with a smile: This jealousy is really high-sounding.He can also be regarded as half of the people who have experienced it. Seeing Yang Jian and Zhang Xiaoxiao walking together over the years, he felt a lot of emotion in his heart, but he didn't say anything.
Sometimes this layer of paper seems to be broken with a poke, but sometimes it is separated by a few mountains, all of which are stones of the heart, how can it be so easy?
Zhang Xiaoxiao thought that what Yang Jian said was right, but Houzi was a madman back then. Although he liked him, he had to say that he had asked for this child to fall to this point.Nodding along with his father, he was upset just now, if he doesn't show it now, when will he wait?
When watching Journey to the West, Zhang Xiaoxiao remembered very clearly that the eldest wife of the Bull Demon King, Princess Iron Fan, lived in the Banana Cave of Cuiyun Mountain, while his youngest wife lived in Jilei Mountain, but at this time, he really saw the so-called Banana Cave. , He was really shocked, this, is this also called a hole?
The little monsters who are practicing all over the mountains and plains, Zhang Xiaoxiao's eyes are a little bit hard to turn when she is watched by so many black monster clouds flying around under the control of the little monsters, let alone distinguish which cloud head belongs to which little monster .He had no choice but to praise: "What a plantain...a hole..."
A smile flashed in Yang Jian's eyes, and he rubbed his head: "The so-called name does not have to be true. The Bull Demon King is now known as the number one demon king in the Three Realms. Naturally, there is something special about him. This family business is a bit big. It's also natural."
Zhang Xiaoxiao suddenly remembered that the second master Yang of his family had also accumulated quite a fortune in Guanjiangkou behind his uncle's back, and when he thought about the Bull Demon King who was upright and upright and raised the banner to fight against the Jade Emperor, he couldn't help but understand.
Nezha twitched his lips when he heard Yang Jian say this, and said with a smile: "Let me tell you this again, don't think that the Bull Demon King really has such great abilities. This Cuiyun Mountain also belongs to the territory of Nanzhan Buzhou. Hua Dijun takes care of it, what do you mean that the demon king in his realm dares to make a deal with the Jade Emperor?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao was surprised to hear that, could it be that these emperors are so powerful?
Seeing that Yang Jian had no objection to instilling this concept in his son, Nezha continued, "What do you think? Tell me, I want to know what's going on in your little head."
After hearing this, Zhang Xiaoxiao looked at Yang Jian reflexively. Yang Jian's mouth was bright but he remained silent, obviously supporting Nezha's approach.
Zhang Xiaoxiao said nonchalantly: "I'm just wondering if the Jade Emperor has his territory in the lower realm... Otherwise, what's the point of being the Jade Emperor?"
After hearing this, Nezha smiled, pointed to the north and said, "Beiju Luzhou. It is said that he is in charge, but I always feel that the weak-looking Emperor Ziwei is not a good friend. He has just inherited the title of emperor. In less than a hundred years, it is still unknown who will own this place in the future."
The corner of Zhang Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched, the Jade Emperor... suddenly thought of a very important question, and quickly asked, "What about the West?"
Nezha and Yang Jian looked at each other and smiled, both felt that although the child's reaction was a bit slow, it was still worth cultivating, but Nezha always disdained to mention things about a certain person, so Yang Jian said: "This is Your precious master."
Hook Chen?That's right, isn't he in charge of Xitian... No... Xitian?
Zhang Xiaoxiao stretched out her hands to hold Yang Jian's head and said, "Father, explain to me clearly, if my master is in charge of Xitian, where will those bald heads from Buddhism live?"
Nezha laughed out loud when he heard this, feeling very relieved.The smile on the corner of his mouth made Zhang Xiaoxiao turn his head, he thought to himself: I know you hate my master, but you can't smile so lewdly, right?Such a smile can be squeezed out of such a handsome face, tsk tsk, how difficult it is.
Yang Jian glared at Nezha, and signaled to him that it was all for a while, if Gou Chen was really having a hard time, he must be the first to suffer, right?
Sometimes he really can't figure out what this kid is thinking, and if he is stubborn, he should go to the Bull Demon King and call him a Donkey Demon King!
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Nezha is still not regarded as the eighth demon saint in the world. Naturally, even if our Great God of the Santanhaihui is a demon in the lower realm, he probably won't sworn obeisance to the Bull Demon King. Doesn't that mean that he himself lives behind the monkey and becomes the monkey's younger brother!
He was just about to catch a little goblin and ask him to help deliver the post, when he saw a cloud of fire rushing towards him.When he narrowed his eyes and was about to dodge, a smile appeared on the corner of Yang Jian's mouth, and as soon as he stretched out his feet, he saw the flame hit Nezha's body, and immediately...
There is light, there is light!
Zhang Xiaoxiao didn't realize it at first, but when she realized it, she became anxious when she saw that Nezha's clothes were far away from Nezha's body. Nezha's clothes were too much to burn, and her butt was naked so quickly , that white... ahem...
I want to help put out the fire, but I don't know what to do when I look at the fireball that is falling on Nezha and gradually surrounds Nezha.
Yang Jian, who had done something bad just now, smacked his tongue in surprise and said, "It's actually Samadhi True Fire?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao was also taken aback when she heard the word Samadhi True Fire. Could it be that the fire was the red boy?But right now he couldn't care less about asking. Seeing that Nezha was about to be naked, he hurriedly changed his body and returned to his original form.Then it began to grow bigger and bigger like a balloon, and finally until it could cover a shameful god with one claw.
The little demons coming and going around surrounded him just after they discovered that the ball of fire had collided with Nezha. At this moment, seeing Zhang Xiaoxiao's supernatural powers, they were not timid, so they surrounded Zhang Xiaoxiao, and some people said to Yang Jian: " I think you are dressed like an immortal, the ball of fire that bumped into your friend just now is my little king, it is also a coincidence, don't worry, the king will come later."
But Yang Jian ignored the little elves, and shouted at Nezha: "Nezha, are you dead?"
Nezha had been completely swallowed by the fire ball at this time, Zhang Xiaoxiao was also worried when she saw this, and followed Wang Ji.
He knows exactly what Sanmai True Fire is. This is the alchemy fire used by the Taishang Laojun to make alchemy. It is said that only Sanmai True Water and Qiankun Yulu can extinguish the fire. This monkey with such a thick skin cannot withstand the fire of the red boy. Now that Nezha is so white and clean, can he bear it so much?Uh, thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoxiao thought of Nezha's bare butt again, that white...
The little demons around all retreated after hearing Yang Jian's words, Nezha!Who is Nezha?The god of the Santan Haihui in the sky, the son of Tianwang Tuota Li!A few clever little demons have gone straight to Cuiyun Mountain to report to the Bull Demon King. If one is not good, will the Jade Emperor send troops to attack them in the future?
Isn't Monkey Sun the best example?
It took a long time for Nezha's voice to come: "Yang Jian, you bastard, hurry up and find me some clothes!" Nezha was angry and ashamed at this time, and had just disappeared, thinking that his ass was seen by so many people, He was so angry that he wanted to kill someone!
Yang Jian didn't take it seriously when he heard this, and said with a smile: "Nezha, are you ashamed to say it? If you let all the immortal friends in the sky know about your embarrassment today, you, the great god of the Three Altars, will not lose face." gone."
Nezha snorted, and said again: "You little thing, can you put out the fire, or I'll go out like this?"
Yang Jian was stunned when he heard this, and then he smiled and said: "You should take it inside, the true fire of Samadhi will not burn its owner, if you come out, this child will set fire to you, it will not only burn a piece of your clothes So easy."
Zhang Xiaoxiao was so exhausted by covering them with a dog's leg like this, she heard Yang Jian's words and protested with a jitter, and he still hoped that he would come out quickly.
Nezha said: "At critical moments, you are still unreliable as an older brother. You might as well be as caring as my nephew, so Xiaotian will beat your father to vent your anger when uncle comes out."
Zhang Xiaoxiao was a little puzzled when he heard this, how did this become an outlet for him?If he really moved Yang Jian, he would be the first one not to forgive him.The paw tried to fall on the fireball below again, but was surprised to see that the Samadhi real fire that had just burned Nezha's clothes didn't hurt his fur at all.
He immediately felt that it was very funny, and his paws fell little by little until they landed on something soft, and there was a scolding sound from below: "Smelly dog, you are still with your father, don't you dare Hurry up and take your dog's paw away, and be careful not to hurt the children below!"
After hearing this, Zhang Xiaoxiao quickly retracted her paws, then turned her head and murmured twice at Yang Jian. He could have spoken human words, but he always felt that it was awkward to speak human words in his original form. Habit, after changing back to the original form, it seems that I can't speak.
Yang Jian, the father, still understood what he meant, and shot out a thunderbolt to frighten the little demons, and after they backed away, he walked under Zhang Xiaoxiao's claws, and said to Nezha through the fire ball: " I have come to the front, and you still plan to come out?"
Nezha thought for a while before saying: "Give me the clothes first. Otherwise, even if I can't beat you later, I will fight with your life!"
He still hasn't forgotten how his clothes were burned by the flames, he actually bullied him!
Yang Jian snorted angrily after hearing this, "Whether you can come out or not, then the mighty Bull Demon King will come to you. If I guessed correctly, the doll in the firelight is the only son of the Bull Demon King, Niu Shengying." !"
At this time, a childish voice said childishly: "Who are you, you know my name?"
Yang Jian smiled and said: "Of course I know your name, red boy. When you were born, you celebrated for three days and three nights. When you were full moon, countless demons came to beg for a glass of your full moon wine. How can I not know your name."
The child was speechless, but Nezha said to Yang Jian: "Good second brother, you can find a way to send me the clothes, otherwise how will you let me get out?"
Hearing Nezha's soft words, Yang Jian felt comfortable all over his body. He didn't forget that Nezha coaxed Zhang Xiaoxiao to let Zhang Xiaoxiao hug his thigh and call him uncle. Nezha is just teaching him a lesson, can he hug Yang Jian's son casually?
At this time, a heroic voice suddenly came from the sky: "Erlang God, the third prince, why didn't you say hello in advance when you came to my old cow's humble house today? You actually let my son bump into the third prince."
Zhang Xiaoxiao was startled by the sudden sound, shook her head and groaned, and then looked at the fire, if Nezha doesn't come out, wait for the old cow who is said to be very powerful to worry that his son will fight Yang Jian what to do?
After all, he was still worried that Yang Jian would suffer.
Yang Jian said with a smile: "The Bull Demon King is indeed the number one demon king in the Three Realms. I came here with Nezha today just by chance. I only wanted to come down to have a look after seeing how powerful the demons in Cuiyun Mountain have practiced. Who would have thought it would happen? There was a little accident, Nezha, are you coming out or not?"
Nezha just snorted coldly, as smart as he is, how could he not have thought that his second brother was just thinking of a way to embarrass him today, in order to repay him for coaxing Zhang Xiaoxiao to hug his thigh and call him uncle the day before yesterday?I thought in my heart that this person was really cautious, but there was really nothing I could do.
Suddenly he saw Zhang Xiaoxiao's paw stretched in, but this time it was clenched into a fist, and when the fist opened after entering, it turned out to be a piece of clothing.
Nezha breathed a sigh of relief, and just as he was about to get dressed, he saw the fat doll next to him looking at something on him intently, and asked, "Hey, why are you so white here? Why is it black?"
boom!
Poor third prince Nezha was struck by thunder for the second time today, he hurriedly covered the place with his clothes, not knowing how to open his mouth to explain to him.The grief and indignation in his heart can't be expressed in words. Could it be that he wants to tell this little doll named Honghaier that it's because his third prince is still a pure virgin, while his father is always on the battlefield?
Zhang Xiaoxiao, an otaku, was a little curious when he heard this. What is this white and black?So he asked: "The child, what are you talking about is white and what is black?"
But Yang Jian didn't know if he saw something through the firelight. The corners of his mouth were raised and he folded his arms and didn't speak.
As soon as the child was about to speak, Nezha covered his mouth with one hand, and then Zhang Xiaoxiao handed over the clothes and said: "Xiaotian, I have already attached the clothes, you can stretch your paws back first."
After stretching out her paws, Zhang Xiaoxiao simply changed back into a human form, pounced on Yang Jian and asked, "Father, what about the Bull Demon King? Why do I hear that he only talks but sees no one?"
"Uh? Erlangshen, isn't this Roaring Dog your pet dog? Why did it suddenly become your son?" The Bull Demon King, who came in hastily dressed, heard Zhang Xiaoxiao's words as soon as he appeared, and asked curiously Yang Jian said.
Yang Jian cupped his hands at him: "Ox Demon King, I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, it seems that the aura of the overlord is becoming more and more visible."
The Bull Demon King also bowed his hands politely, "What is Erlang God talking about? No matter how good Niu is, he is just a little demon in the lower realm. How can you compare Erlang God? You are at ease, with elites and strong generals in your hands like clouds, even against Hao Hao. Did Emperor Tianyu only listen to the tune and not the announcement? After speaking, he and Yang Jian looked at each other, and they both gave a big smile at the same time.
Zhang Xiaoxiao was a little dizzy, but what he mainly cared about was not this, but the appearance of the Bull Demon King.
If the human figure of the Bull Demon King really looked like this, then the image of the Bull Demon King in the TV and movies in the previous life would really have wronged him. He is such a heroic man, he feels like his father.Yang Jian pinched his lower back indiscriminately. Does this kid look stupid?
Yang Jian said to the Bull Demon King again: "A few days ago, Xiaotian was fortunate to be valued by Emperor Gou Chen, and he has been accepted as a disciple. From now on, Yang will treat Xiaotian as a brother, but this child may have been with me for a long time. Now, it’s not a day or two to call me daddy, so I still can’t change this habit.”
The Bull Demon King just asked casually, now that he heard Yang Jian say so far-fetchedly, he didn't say anything, what does it have to do with him whether he calls him father or elder brother?As soon as his eyes turned, he turned to the red light, and his precious son was inside!
"Holy Infant, has something happened to you? Daddy is here, don't be afraid..."
That Niu Shengying suddenly snorted coldly, although the tone of voice was still milky, but the hidden anger could be heard from the voice: "I don't want you as father, I want mother, I want mother, I don't want you, wait for mother When I come back, I will tell her that you found a little fox outside!"
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As a demon saint who values face more than life, the Bull Demon King gritted his teeth at his son's move. He swore that this kid must have done it on purpose!
Zhang Xiaoxiao's reaction when she heard this was to take a closer look at the old cow. He looked handsome but his heart was flamboyant. However, from a man's point of view, he felt it was understandable. Which man didn't have a harem laughing palm? The idea of the world?
Although he understood it once, he still wanted to despise this old cow. No matter how colorful flags outside are flying, but if the red flag at home falls down, hehe...
Yang Jianqing coughed and said, "Nezha, come out as soon as you are dressed, what do you mean?"
Nezha followed suit with a cold snort, but suddenly rushed out from the flames, his face that was originally as handsome as jade turned black at the bottom of the pot, it was ugly.
He rushed to Yang Jian angrily and said angrily, "Second brother, you just cheated on me!"
The corner of Yang Jian's mouth was raised to show that he was very satisfied with his actions just now, and he looked at the blamed man with disdain: "Is this the first day you know me?"
The black pot man glared at him bitterly, and said angrily, "Hmph! Don't let me seize the opportunity in the future!"
Second Master Yang glanced at him indifferently, and took the words as the odorless gas emitted by someone. Since there was no smell, he ignored it. He calmly looked at the Bull Demon King who was very embarrassed because his son didn't show face, This father is obviously not qualified.
The Bull Demon King waited for a long time but couldn't wait for his son to speak. Instead, he saw Yang Jian's slightly contemptuous eyes. Naturally, he felt annoyed and snorted, "Niu Shengying, can you get out of me? Be careful, I will beat you!"
As expected, student Niu Shengying is a newborn calf who is not afraid of his father, and hummed back with all his strength: "Who is afraid of you, if you dare to touch me, you will add to the crime, hum!"
The Bull Demon King was so angry immediately, how could he not know about his own son's supernatural powers?The Samadhi fire around him would be burned to ashes even if he was not careful. He hesitated for a while and was about to step forward to protect his face as a father when he saw Zhang Xiaoxiao walking up and asking the cluster of fire : "Are you a red boy?"
The Bull Demon King was stunned for a moment, then frowned and said, "My son's name is Niu Shengying, when did he call him Red Boy?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao blinked innocently, how did he know who came up with the name Honghaier? Could it be that Wu Chengen, boss Wu, made a mistake?But suddenly I heard a soft female voice coming from my ear: "Red boy? This name suits my son very well."
The Bull Demon King was stunned and under a lot of pressure...
The beauty in front of her is definitely the most beautiful woman Zhang Xiaoxiao has ever seen since time travel. The so-called beauty is like a flower, right?The temperament is elegant and noble, graceful and generous.
That "my son" undoubtedly proved her identity, but it also surprised Zhang Xiaoxiao. She also looks like a virtuous and virtuous beauty. How can she look like a jealous woman?
Looking at the handsome old cow with cold sweat on his forehead, Zhang Xiaoxiao suddenly felt that Master Wu Chengen was still a little unreliable.The red flag in this old cow's house is obviously also a character.
The virtuous and virtuous wife glanced at the obviously guilty old cow, and smiled at Erlang Shen, elegantly and amiably: "It's been a long time since I saw you, how have you been lately?"
Five thunders hit the top!
Zhang Xiaoxiao glared at the woman, then at the man, what's going on, what's going on?The third princess hasn't become his stepmother yet, so Princess Iron Fan is going to be his stepmother just once?
Yang Jian narrowed his eyes slightly. How could he, as a father, not know what he was thinking? He stepped forward and carried him away from the red boy to the lady. He first smiled at the lady, and then said to Zhang Xiaoxiao: "This is The iron fan princess among the ancestors still doesn't call anyone."
He was not so polite to the Bull Demon King, there must be adultery!
However, the First Men?Didn't Old Wu say that Princess Iron Fan is also called Rakshasa Girl?Does it have nothing to do with Rakshasa?That's not right, why didn't Yang Jian say that Princess Iron Fan had friendship with him on the way here?
Although there were no answers to many questions in her mind, Zhang Xiaoxiao still knew what the ancestors were.When Nuwa created human beings, those clay figurines made by her own hands were later called ancestors. The blood of Nuwa and Fuxi flowed on them, and they were the ancestors of human beings.If this iron fan princess is the princess of the ancestors, this identity...
Squinting her crescent-shaped eyes, Gouwa decided to sweeten her mouth first after much deliberation, so she yelled sweetly, "Princess."
Mrs. Gao Ya also raised the corners of her lips, and reached out to rub Zhang Xiaoxiao's snow-white hat. It didn't matter, she obviously touched Zhang Xiaoxiao's ear hidden in the hat, and the smile on the corner of Princess Iron Fan's mouth instantly enlarged. Said: "This baby is really interesting."
Lao Niu couldn't bear the face of being exposed to the side by his wife like this, but he felt guilty and guilty, and didn't dare to show dissatisfaction because Princess Iron Fan showed a smile in front of other men, so he coughed and turned to Hong The boy said, "Holy Infant, your mother is here and you still not coming out?"
Unexpectedly, the little Niu master of his family would not sell his face at all, and snorted coldly: "How dare you say it, mother, mother, I want to tell you——"
Princess Iron Fan turned her attention back to her own child when she heard the child calling her, and couldn't help but frown when she saw the flames around him: "Why are you running away in such a hurry with only a bellyband on?" come out?"
After Zhang Xiaoxiao heard this, she looked at the flames in a different way, tsk tsk, it turned out that the child ran out wearing only a bellyband, and used the flames to cover up her embarrassment.
Hong Haier was told by his mother in front of everyone, but refused, so he rolled in the air and said, "Mother, you are bad, you actually said it in front of outsiders!"
Princess Iron Fan smiled even more when she heard this: "Since when did you actually start to show your face? Well, well, mother won't talk about it, but this Erlang God Yang Jian is the son of mother's relatives and friends, you should shout Call me brother, don’t come out and call someone.”
The son of a good friend... Obviously, this good friend can't be a man, so this Princess Iron Fan is the good friend of Yang Jian's mother Yao Ji?
The fire ball stopped rolling and throwing, startled for a moment and said: "Brother?"
The old cow who was a little jealous just now looked at Yang Jian with a different expression, and said with a dry smile: "It turns out that the famous Erlang God still has this kind of friendship with you, madam, why doesn't my old cow know?"
The iron fan princess spoke to Lao Niu for the first time since she showed up, and said, "My lord, you are busy with many things, so there are many things you don't know."
She casually dropped these innocuous words and said to Honghaier: "This is your elder brother of the Yang family and his friend Nezha, the third prince. They are not outsiders. You are still not coming out? There is a little brother waiting here." I can play with you."
But she didn't want her words just now to make the Bull Demon King choke in his throat, and always felt that his wife meant something.Thinking about him as a child waiting to sue, how can he still have the prestige of that demon king?
The red boy squirmed into a ball of fire. As expected, he was only wearing a red bellyband, and he could still see the penis on his lower body.Then he opened his mouth and inhaled, and inhaled the ball of Samadhi True Fire into his stomach.After that, he threw himself into his mother's arms, rubbed it first, and then pointed to his wilting father and said, "Mother, father found a female vixen outside, I wanted to burn that vixen to death but he But he refused, woo, he still scolded me, woo woo..."
Afterwards, the kid talked about his father's sins without hesitation, and when he accidentally bumped into Nezha's arms, his little face suddenly turned red, and Zhang Xiaoxiao was very happy to see that shy look.
Turning his head to look at Nezha again, Nezha who was watching calmly just now also blushed, coughed and said to Princess Iron Fan: "Princess, it was Nezha who accidentally bumped into this child just now, I will apologize to you." .”
Princess Iron Fan smiled slightly and said, "It doesn't matter, but what happened to you guys just now? I've never seen my child so shy before."
As soon as Liu Er saw Zhang Xiaoxiao coming back, he jumped up excitedly. The master called out, and Yang Jian twisted his head, feeling rather uncomfortable.
Nezha poked him: "What's the matter, aren't your eyes hot? Before that little thing called your master, you were so happy, but now this address has become... oh, it hurts."
Yang Jian's eyes darkened, and he glanced at him faintly, making him feel uncomfortable all over, so he could only say: "Come on, just pretend I didn't say anything."
Only then did Yang Jian look away at the monkey who was staring at Liu Er and Zhang Xiaoxiao, and said to Nezha, "What are you going to do with this monkey? Gou Chen is going down to earth today, and he will come to see him if he wants to."
Nezha blushed slightly: "What do you mean, monkey? If I can handle him, I won't be defeated by his golden cudgel that day. Do you think I want to lose?"
Clever as Yang Jian, he naturally discovered his inconsistency, and said with a smile: "You are also in a ambiguity when you say this. I think what Dijun Gou Chen said today is very correct, no matter whether you are the Lingzhu of the past or the Nezha of today. Forget it, you have formed karma with him in these two lifetimes, how can you say that you can get rid of it if you want to?"
Nezha just didn't speak, Yang Jian sighed when he saw this, and said to the monkey: "Monkey, how does it feel to have a son?"
The monkey bared his teeth at him, and said, "Three eyes, how does it feel to be a father?"
Yang Jian glared at him angrily, and said, "Monkey, did you come here just now to hook up with Emperor Chen?"
Houzi nodded and said, "He came to see my grandson. Why, do you have something to do with him? Go to Xitian to look for him if you have something to do."
"It's good to have been here, let me ask you, I will go to Cuiping Mountain to see you sworn brother Niu Mowang later, do you have something for me to tell you?"
The monkey was startled when he heard that, then he shook his head and laughed, "There's nothing to talk about, and there's nothing to take with me. I'm in this position. Since he doesn't have the heart to visit my grandson, my grandson doesn't have the face to let him Come on, let alone expect him to be able to unravel Tathagata's pressure."
After hearing this, Yang Jian just smiled, and called Zhang Xiaoxiao: "Xiaotian, I'm leaving." Then he thought that the monkey was lonely by himself, and said, "Xiaotian, do you think it's better to put the six ears on him? God, let him learn something from the monkey?"
The monkey snorted, turned his head and said nothing, but the monkey's ears moved, which caught Nezha's eyes, which made Nezha very disdainful, a duplicity monkey!
Zhang Xiaoxiao hesitated for a moment but nodded, he really felt sorry for the monkey, not to mention that they were going to travel abroad for a period of time this time, and they couldn't tell when they would come back, Liu Er didn't have much mana, so it would be better to be more skillful with the monkey.
Yang Jian said to the monkey again with a serious face: "Monkey, I will leave it to you. You have to watch it carefully, and you can't let him let his temper go."
The monkey waved his hands impatiently: "Hurry up and go, I won't teach you when you are here."
Yang Jian was still worried, so he recited a mantra silently, and immediately saw a group of people appearing on the ground, including the bearded land and the mountain god.Except for the two of them, the rest is the little god sent by Tathagata to guard Wukong and supervise the pressing.
Now that they were recruited by Yang Jian, they naturally quickly saluted: "The little god has seen Zhenjun Erlang and the third prince."
Yang Jian nodded and said, "Did you see this little monkey?"
All the gods nodded.
Yang Jian said: "This is my pet. I have something important to do today. I will stay with the little monkey. Watch it for me. Don't let anyone get hurt, and don't let him go out of the surrounding area." Sanli. I’ll be back in a few days, so I’ll trouble you all in the next few days.”
The group of people who suddenly became nannies looked at each other, and after watching for a long time, one boldly said: "As long as this little monkey doesn't touch the sticker, we will try our best .”
Yang Jian nodded in satisfaction, gave the little monkey a few more words, and then drove away with Zhang Xiaoxiao and Nezha in his arms.
Zhang Xiaoxiao asked after flying away from Wuzhi Mountain: "Father, are you sure the Bull Demon King doesn't think you're here to find trouble?"
Yang Jian glanced at him curiously: "Even if the Bull Demon King is the number one demon saint in the Three Realms, even stronger than that Sun Monkey, how do you know that I must not be his opponent?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao quickly tugged on his sleeve, and said with a smile: "I didn't mean that, but I was afraid that you would be kicked out by then—" No, isn't that the same meaning?
Nezha laughed, very happy, while Yang Jian looked straight ahead with no expression on his face.
Zhang Xiaoxiao looked at Nezha in annoyance, although he was stupid, but why are you laughing, it's nothing if you don't say good things for him, and he still watched the fun.
Nezha said: "Goat boy, uncle told you that there are not many people in this world that the bull devil is afraid of, but I am the only one. Haha, what are you worried about when I am by your side?"
Yang Jian glanced at him displeasedly: "What do you call him? Since when did you learn the same thing as that monkey?"
Nezha looked at Zhang Xiaoxiao's chubby face, laughed and stopped answering, knowing that Yang Jian was only annoyed by his complacency just now.
Near Cuiping Mountain, there were little flames at a glance, Zhang Xiaoxiao thought, this is the legendary Eight Hundred Miles Volcano.That Monkey Sun kicked over the Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace and a brick that fell down had such power. I don't know how hard the monkey's fur is, but it was able to survive it abruptly.
Yang Jian pointed to the flames and said to Zhang Xiaoxiao: "Xiaotian, this [-]-mile flaming mountain is a brick that fell to the mortal world when the monkey kicked down the Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace. There were countless casualties at that time. All these debts are also attributed to the monkey. He was crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain at this time. I know you like him and can't bear him to suffer this crime, but you also need to know that everything has a cause and effect. The bitter fruit the monkey eats today is the addition of past mistakes, otherwise it will be unfair."
Nezha pursed his lips, and said with a smile: This jealousy is really high-sounding.He can also be regarded as half of the people who have experienced it. Seeing Yang Jian and Zhang Xiaoxiao walking together over the years, he felt a lot of emotion in his heart, but he didn't say anything.
Sometimes this layer of paper seems to be broken with a poke, but sometimes it is separated by a few mountains, all of which are stones of the heart, how can it be so easy?
Zhang Xiaoxiao thought that what Yang Jian said was right, but Houzi was a madman back then. Although he liked him, he had to say that he had asked for this child to fall to this point.Nodding along with his father, he was upset just now, if he doesn't show it now, when will he wait?
When watching Journey to the West, Zhang Xiaoxiao remembered very clearly that the eldest wife of the Bull Demon King, Princess Iron Fan, lived in the Banana Cave of Cuiyun Mountain, while his youngest wife lived in Jilei Mountain, but at this time, he really saw the so-called Banana Cave. , He was really shocked, this, is this also called a hole?
The little monsters who are practicing all over the mountains and plains, Zhang Xiaoxiao's eyes are a little bit hard to turn when she is watched by so many black monster clouds flying around under the control of the little monsters, let alone distinguish which cloud head belongs to which little monster .He had no choice but to praise: "What a plantain...a hole..."
A smile flashed in Yang Jian's eyes, and he rubbed his head: "The so-called name does not have to be true. The Bull Demon King is now known as the number one demon king in the Three Realms. Naturally, there is something special about him. This family business is a bit big. It's also natural."
Zhang Xiaoxiao suddenly remembered that the second master Yang of his family had also accumulated quite a fortune in Guanjiangkou behind his uncle's back, and when he thought about the Bull Demon King who was upright and upright and raised the banner to fight against the Jade Emperor, he couldn't help but understand.
Nezha twitched his lips when he heard Yang Jian say this, and said with a smile: "Let me tell you this again, don't think that the Bull Demon King really has such great abilities. This Cuiyun Mountain also belongs to the territory of Nanzhan Buzhou. Hua Dijun takes care of it, what do you mean that the demon king in his realm dares to make a deal with the Jade Emperor?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao was surprised to hear that, could it be that these emperors are so powerful?
Seeing that Yang Jian had no objection to instilling this concept in his son, Nezha continued, "What do you think? Tell me, I want to know what's going on in your little head."
After hearing this, Zhang Xiaoxiao looked at Yang Jian reflexively. Yang Jian's mouth was bright but he remained silent, obviously supporting Nezha's approach.
Zhang Xiaoxiao said nonchalantly: "I'm just wondering if the Jade Emperor has his territory in the lower realm... Otherwise, what's the point of being the Jade Emperor?"
After hearing this, Nezha smiled, pointed to the north and said, "Beiju Luzhou. It is said that he is in charge, but I always feel that the weak-looking Emperor Ziwei is not a good friend. He has just inherited the title of emperor. In less than a hundred years, it is still unknown who will own this place in the future."
The corner of Zhang Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched, the Jade Emperor... suddenly thought of a very important question, and quickly asked, "What about the West?"
Nezha and Yang Jian looked at each other and smiled, both felt that although the child's reaction was a bit slow, it was still worth cultivating, but Nezha always disdained to mention things about a certain person, so Yang Jian said: "This is Your precious master."
Hook Chen?That's right, isn't he in charge of Xitian... No... Xitian?
Zhang Xiaoxiao stretched out her hands to hold Yang Jian's head and said, "Father, explain to me clearly, if my master is in charge of Xitian, where will those bald heads from Buddhism live?"
Nezha laughed out loud when he heard this, feeling very relieved.The smile on the corner of his mouth made Zhang Xiaoxiao turn his head, he thought to himself: I know you hate my master, but you can't smile so lewdly, right?Such a smile can be squeezed out of such a handsome face, tsk tsk, how difficult it is.
Yang Jian glared at Nezha, and signaled to him that it was all for a while, if Gou Chen was really having a hard time, he must be the first to suffer, right?
Sometimes he really can't figure out what this kid is thinking, and if he is stubborn, he should go to the Bull Demon King and call him a Donkey Demon King!
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Nezha is still not regarded as the eighth demon saint in the world. Naturally, even if our Great God of the Santanhaihui is a demon in the lower realm, he probably won't sworn obeisance to the Bull Demon King. Doesn't that mean that he himself lives behind the monkey and becomes the monkey's younger brother!
He was just about to catch a little goblin and ask him to help deliver the post, when he saw a cloud of fire rushing towards him.When he narrowed his eyes and was about to dodge, a smile appeared on the corner of Yang Jian's mouth, and as soon as he stretched out his feet, he saw the flame hit Nezha's body, and immediately...
There is light, there is light!
Zhang Xiaoxiao didn't realize it at first, but when she realized it, she became anxious when she saw that Nezha's clothes were far away from Nezha's body. Nezha's clothes were too much to burn, and her butt was naked so quickly , that white... ahem...
I want to help put out the fire, but I don't know what to do when I look at the fireball that is falling on Nezha and gradually surrounds Nezha.
Yang Jian, who had done something bad just now, smacked his tongue in surprise and said, "It's actually Samadhi True Fire?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao was also taken aback when she heard the word Samadhi True Fire. Could it be that the fire was the red boy?But right now he couldn't care less about asking. Seeing that Nezha was about to be naked, he hurriedly changed his body and returned to his original form.Then it began to grow bigger and bigger like a balloon, and finally until it could cover a shameful god with one claw.
The little demons coming and going around surrounded him just after they discovered that the ball of fire had collided with Nezha. At this moment, seeing Zhang Xiaoxiao's supernatural powers, they were not timid, so they surrounded Zhang Xiaoxiao, and some people said to Yang Jian: " I think you are dressed like an immortal, the ball of fire that bumped into your friend just now is my little king, it is also a coincidence, don't worry, the king will come later."
But Yang Jian ignored the little elves, and shouted at Nezha: "Nezha, are you dead?"
Nezha had been completely swallowed by the fire ball at this time, Zhang Xiaoxiao was also worried when she saw this, and followed Wang Ji.
He knows exactly what Sanmai True Fire is. This is the alchemy fire used by the Taishang Laojun to make alchemy. It is said that only Sanmai True Water and Qiankun Yulu can extinguish the fire. This monkey with such a thick skin cannot withstand the fire of the red boy. Now that Nezha is so white and clean, can he bear it so much?Uh, thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoxiao thought of Nezha's bare butt again, that white...
The little demons around all retreated after hearing Yang Jian's words, Nezha!Who is Nezha?The god of the Santan Haihui in the sky, the son of Tianwang Tuota Li!A few clever little demons have gone straight to Cuiyun Mountain to report to the Bull Demon King. If one is not good, will the Jade Emperor send troops to attack them in the future?
Isn't Monkey Sun the best example?
It took a long time for Nezha's voice to come: "Yang Jian, you bastard, hurry up and find me some clothes!" Nezha was angry and ashamed at this time, and had just disappeared, thinking that his ass was seen by so many people, He was so angry that he wanted to kill someone!
Yang Jian didn't take it seriously when he heard this, and said with a smile: "Nezha, are you ashamed to say it? If you let all the immortal friends in the sky know about your embarrassment today, you, the great god of the Three Altars, will not lose face." gone."
Nezha snorted, and said again: "You little thing, can you put out the fire, or I'll go out like this?"
Yang Jian was stunned when he heard this, and then he smiled and said: "You should take it inside, the true fire of Samadhi will not burn its owner, if you come out, this child will set fire to you, it will not only burn a piece of your clothes So easy."
Zhang Xiaoxiao was so exhausted by covering them with a dog's leg like this, she heard Yang Jian's words and protested with a jitter, and he still hoped that he would come out quickly.
Nezha said: "At critical moments, you are still unreliable as an older brother. You might as well be as caring as my nephew, so Xiaotian will beat your father to vent your anger when uncle comes out."
Zhang Xiaoxiao was a little puzzled when he heard this, how did this become an outlet for him?If he really moved Yang Jian, he would be the first one not to forgive him.The paw tried to fall on the fireball below again, but was surprised to see that the Samadhi real fire that had just burned Nezha's clothes didn't hurt his fur at all.
He immediately felt that it was very funny, and his paws fell little by little until they landed on something soft, and there was a scolding sound from below: "Smelly dog, you are still with your father, don't you dare Hurry up and take your dog's paw away, and be careful not to hurt the children below!"
After hearing this, Zhang Xiaoxiao quickly retracted her paws, then turned her head and murmured twice at Yang Jian. He could have spoken human words, but he always felt that it was awkward to speak human words in his original form. Habit, after changing back to the original form, it seems that I can't speak.
Yang Jian, the father, still understood what he meant, and shot out a thunderbolt to frighten the little demons, and after they backed away, he walked under Zhang Xiaoxiao's claws, and said to Nezha through the fire ball: " I have come to the front, and you still plan to come out?"
Nezha thought for a while before saying: "Give me the clothes first. Otherwise, even if I can't beat you later, I will fight with your life!"
He still hasn't forgotten how his clothes were burned by the flames, he actually bullied him!
Yang Jian snorted angrily after hearing this, "Whether you can come out or not, then the mighty Bull Demon King will come to you. If I guessed correctly, the doll in the firelight is the only son of the Bull Demon King, Niu Shengying." !"
At this time, a childish voice said childishly: "Who are you, you know my name?"
Yang Jian smiled and said: "Of course I know your name, red boy. When you were born, you celebrated for three days and three nights. When you were full moon, countless demons came to beg for a glass of your full moon wine. How can I not know your name."
The child was speechless, but Nezha said to Yang Jian: "Good second brother, you can find a way to send me the clothes, otherwise how will you let me get out?"
Hearing Nezha's soft words, Yang Jian felt comfortable all over his body. He didn't forget that Nezha coaxed Zhang Xiaoxiao to let Zhang Xiaoxiao hug his thigh and call him uncle. Nezha is just teaching him a lesson, can he hug Yang Jian's son casually?
At this time, a heroic voice suddenly came from the sky: "Erlang God, the third prince, why didn't you say hello in advance when you came to my old cow's humble house today? You actually let my son bump into the third prince."
Zhang Xiaoxiao was startled by the sudden sound, shook her head and groaned, and then looked at the fire, if Nezha doesn't come out, wait for the old cow who is said to be very powerful to worry that his son will fight Yang Jian what to do?
After all, he was still worried that Yang Jian would suffer.
Yang Jian said with a smile: "The Bull Demon King is indeed the number one demon king in the Three Realms. I came here with Nezha today just by chance. I only wanted to come down to have a look after seeing how powerful the demons in Cuiyun Mountain have practiced. Who would have thought it would happen? There was a little accident, Nezha, are you coming out or not?"
Nezha just snorted coldly, as smart as he is, how could he not have thought that his second brother was just thinking of a way to embarrass him today, in order to repay him for coaxing Zhang Xiaoxiao to hug his thigh and call him uncle the day before yesterday?I thought in my heart that this person was really cautious, but there was really nothing I could do.
Suddenly he saw Zhang Xiaoxiao's paw stretched in, but this time it was clenched into a fist, and when the fist opened after entering, it turned out to be a piece of clothing.
Nezha breathed a sigh of relief, and just as he was about to get dressed, he saw the fat doll next to him looking at something on him intently, and asked, "Hey, why are you so white here? Why is it black?"
boom!
Poor third prince Nezha was struck by thunder for the second time today, he hurriedly covered the place with his clothes, not knowing how to open his mouth to explain to him.The grief and indignation in his heart can't be expressed in words. Could it be that he wants to tell this little doll named Honghaier that it's because his third prince is still a pure virgin, while his father is always on the battlefield?
Zhang Xiaoxiao, an otaku, was a little curious when he heard this. What is this white and black?So he asked: "The child, what are you talking about is white and what is black?"
But Yang Jian didn't know if he saw something through the firelight. The corners of his mouth were raised and he folded his arms and didn't speak.
As soon as the child was about to speak, Nezha covered his mouth with one hand, and then Zhang Xiaoxiao handed over the clothes and said: "Xiaotian, I have already attached the clothes, you can stretch your paws back first."
After stretching out her paws, Zhang Xiaoxiao simply changed back into a human form, pounced on Yang Jian and asked, "Father, what about the Bull Demon King? Why do I hear that he only talks but sees no one?"
"Uh? Erlangshen, isn't this Roaring Dog your pet dog? Why did it suddenly become your son?" The Bull Demon King, who came in hastily dressed, heard Zhang Xiaoxiao's words as soon as he appeared, and asked curiously Yang Jian said.
Yang Jian cupped his hands at him: "Ox Demon King, I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, it seems that the aura of the overlord is becoming more and more visible."
The Bull Demon King also bowed his hands politely, "What is Erlang God talking about? No matter how good Niu is, he is just a little demon in the lower realm. How can you compare Erlang God? You are at ease, with elites and strong generals in your hands like clouds, even against Hao Hao. Did Emperor Tianyu only listen to the tune and not the announcement? After speaking, he and Yang Jian looked at each other, and they both gave a big smile at the same time.
Zhang Xiaoxiao was a little dizzy, but what he mainly cared about was not this, but the appearance of the Bull Demon King.
If the human figure of the Bull Demon King really looked like this, then the image of the Bull Demon King in the TV and movies in the previous life would really have wronged him. He is such a heroic man, he feels like his father.Yang Jian pinched his lower back indiscriminately. Does this kid look stupid?
Yang Jian said to the Bull Demon King again: "A few days ago, Xiaotian was fortunate to be valued by Emperor Gou Chen, and he has been accepted as a disciple. From now on, Yang will treat Xiaotian as a brother, but this child may have been with me for a long time. Now, it’s not a day or two to call me daddy, so I still can’t change this habit.”
The Bull Demon King just asked casually, now that he heard Yang Jian say so far-fetchedly, he didn't say anything, what does it have to do with him whether he calls him father or elder brother?As soon as his eyes turned, he turned to the red light, and his precious son was inside!
"Holy Infant, has something happened to you? Daddy is here, don't be afraid..."
That Niu Shengying suddenly snorted coldly, although the tone of voice was still milky, but the hidden anger could be heard from the voice: "I don't want you as father, I want mother, I want mother, I don't want you, wait for mother When I come back, I will tell her that you found a little fox outside!"
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As a demon saint who values face more than life, the Bull Demon King gritted his teeth at his son's move. He swore that this kid must have done it on purpose!
Zhang Xiaoxiao's reaction when she heard this was to take a closer look at the old cow. He looked handsome but his heart was flamboyant. However, from a man's point of view, he felt it was understandable. Which man didn't have a harem laughing palm? The idea of the world?
Although he understood it once, he still wanted to despise this old cow. No matter how colorful flags outside are flying, but if the red flag at home falls down, hehe...
Yang Jianqing coughed and said, "Nezha, come out as soon as you are dressed, what do you mean?"
Nezha followed suit with a cold snort, but suddenly rushed out from the flames, his face that was originally as handsome as jade turned black at the bottom of the pot, it was ugly.
He rushed to Yang Jian angrily and said angrily, "Second brother, you just cheated on me!"
The corner of Yang Jian's mouth was raised to show that he was very satisfied with his actions just now, and he looked at the blamed man with disdain: "Is this the first day you know me?"
The black pot man glared at him bitterly, and said angrily, "Hmph! Don't let me seize the opportunity in the future!"
Second Master Yang glanced at him indifferently, and took the words as the odorless gas emitted by someone. Since there was no smell, he ignored it. He calmly looked at the Bull Demon King who was very embarrassed because his son didn't show face, This father is obviously not qualified.
The Bull Demon King waited for a long time but couldn't wait for his son to speak. Instead, he saw Yang Jian's slightly contemptuous eyes. Naturally, he felt annoyed and snorted, "Niu Shengying, can you get out of me? Be careful, I will beat you!"
As expected, student Niu Shengying is a newborn calf who is not afraid of his father, and hummed back with all his strength: "Who is afraid of you, if you dare to touch me, you will add to the crime, hum!"
The Bull Demon King was so angry immediately, how could he not know about his own son's supernatural powers?The Samadhi fire around him would be burned to ashes even if he was not careful. He hesitated for a while and was about to step forward to protect his face as a father when he saw Zhang Xiaoxiao walking up and asking the cluster of fire : "Are you a red boy?"
The Bull Demon King was stunned for a moment, then frowned and said, "My son's name is Niu Shengying, when did he call him Red Boy?"
Zhang Xiaoxiao blinked innocently, how did he know who came up with the name Honghaier? Could it be that Wu Chengen, boss Wu, made a mistake?But suddenly I heard a soft female voice coming from my ear: "Red boy? This name suits my son very well."
The Bull Demon King was stunned and under a lot of pressure...
The beauty in front of her is definitely the most beautiful woman Zhang Xiaoxiao has ever seen since time travel. The so-called beauty is like a flower, right?The temperament is elegant and noble, graceful and generous.
That "my son" undoubtedly proved her identity, but it also surprised Zhang Xiaoxiao. She also looks like a virtuous and virtuous beauty. How can she look like a jealous woman?
Looking at the handsome old cow with cold sweat on his forehead, Zhang Xiaoxiao suddenly felt that Master Wu Chengen was still a little unreliable.The red flag in this old cow's house is obviously also a character.
The virtuous and virtuous wife glanced at the obviously guilty old cow, and smiled at Erlang Shen, elegantly and amiably: "It's been a long time since I saw you, how have you been lately?"
Five thunders hit the top!
Zhang Xiaoxiao glared at the woman, then at the man, what's going on, what's going on?The third princess hasn't become his stepmother yet, so Princess Iron Fan is going to be his stepmother just once?
Yang Jian narrowed his eyes slightly. How could he, as a father, not know what he was thinking? He stepped forward and carried him away from the red boy to the lady. He first smiled at the lady, and then said to Zhang Xiaoxiao: "This is The iron fan princess among the ancestors still doesn't call anyone."
He was not so polite to the Bull Demon King, there must be adultery!
However, the First Men?Didn't Old Wu say that Princess Iron Fan is also called Rakshasa Girl?Does it have nothing to do with Rakshasa?That's not right, why didn't Yang Jian say that Princess Iron Fan had friendship with him on the way here?
Although there were no answers to many questions in her mind, Zhang Xiaoxiao still knew what the ancestors were.When Nuwa created human beings, those clay figurines made by her own hands were later called ancestors. The blood of Nuwa and Fuxi flowed on them, and they were the ancestors of human beings.If this iron fan princess is the princess of the ancestors, this identity...
Squinting her crescent-shaped eyes, Gouwa decided to sweeten her mouth first after much deliberation, so she yelled sweetly, "Princess."
Mrs. Gao Ya also raised the corners of her lips, and reached out to rub Zhang Xiaoxiao's snow-white hat. It didn't matter, she obviously touched Zhang Xiaoxiao's ear hidden in the hat, and the smile on the corner of Princess Iron Fan's mouth instantly enlarged. Said: "This baby is really interesting."
Lao Niu couldn't bear the face of being exposed to the side by his wife like this, but he felt guilty and guilty, and didn't dare to show dissatisfaction because Princess Iron Fan showed a smile in front of other men, so he coughed and turned to Hong The boy said, "Holy Infant, your mother is here and you still not coming out?"
Unexpectedly, the little Niu master of his family would not sell his face at all, and snorted coldly: "How dare you say it, mother, mother, I want to tell you——"
Princess Iron Fan turned her attention back to her own child when she heard the child calling her, and couldn't help but frown when she saw the flames around him: "Why are you running away in such a hurry with only a bellyband on?" come out?"
After Zhang Xiaoxiao heard this, she looked at the flames in a different way, tsk tsk, it turned out that the child ran out wearing only a bellyband, and used the flames to cover up her embarrassment.
Hong Haier was told by his mother in front of everyone, but refused, so he rolled in the air and said, "Mother, you are bad, you actually said it in front of outsiders!"
Princess Iron Fan smiled even more when she heard this: "Since when did you actually start to show your face? Well, well, mother won't talk about it, but this Erlang God Yang Jian is the son of mother's relatives and friends, you should shout Call me brother, don’t come out and call someone.”
The son of a good friend... Obviously, this good friend can't be a man, so this Princess Iron Fan is the good friend of Yang Jian's mother Yao Ji?
The fire ball stopped rolling and throwing, startled for a moment and said: "Brother?"
The old cow who was a little jealous just now looked at Yang Jian with a different expression, and said with a dry smile: "It turns out that the famous Erlang God still has this kind of friendship with you, madam, why doesn't my old cow know?"
The iron fan princess spoke to Lao Niu for the first time since she showed up, and said, "My lord, you are busy with many things, so there are many things you don't know."
She casually dropped these innocuous words and said to Honghaier: "This is your elder brother of the Yang family and his friend Nezha, the third prince. They are not outsiders. You are still not coming out? There is a little brother waiting here." I can play with you."
But she didn't want her words just now to make the Bull Demon King choke in his throat, and always felt that his wife meant something.Thinking about him as a child waiting to sue, how can he still have the prestige of that demon king?
The red boy squirmed into a ball of fire. As expected, he was only wearing a red bellyband, and he could still see the penis on his lower body.Then he opened his mouth and inhaled, and inhaled the ball of Samadhi True Fire into his stomach.After that, he threw himself into his mother's arms, rubbed it first, and then pointed to his wilting father and said, "Mother, father found a female vixen outside, I wanted to burn that vixen to death but he But he refused, woo, he still scolded me, woo woo..."
Afterwards, the kid talked about his father's sins without hesitation, and when he accidentally bumped into Nezha's arms, his little face suddenly turned red, and Zhang Xiaoxiao was very happy to see that shy look.
Turning his head to look at Nezha again, Nezha who was watching calmly just now also blushed, coughed and said to Princess Iron Fan: "Princess, it was Nezha who accidentally bumped into this child just now, I will apologize to you." .”
Princess Iron Fan smiled slightly and said, "It doesn't matter, but what happened to you guys just now? I've never seen my child so shy before."
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