Howling Westward Journey

Chapter 54 Nezha's penis is lotus root?

There was a sudden pain in his head, and when he turned his head, he saw Gou Chen smiling at him, and Zhang Xiaoxiao blinked: "Master?"

Yang Jian's eyes fell on Gou Chen's hand, his eyes narrowed in displeasure, and he stretched out his hand to wave to Zhang Xiaoxiao: "Son, come back."

Zhang Xiaoxiao just wanted to pull her hand out of Gou Chen's, hey, can't pull it out?Gou Chen glanced at the displeasure in Yang Jian's eyes, and said with a smile, "Yang Jian, you came just in time, I was looking for you."

Yang Jian was startled, his dark eyes fell on Zhang Xiaoxiao who was staring at him, then he nodded and said, "Okay."

Gou Chen just nodded, put down Zhang Xiaoxiao's hand, took two kits from the tray and handed them to Zhang Xiaoxiao and Honghaier: "Okay, the red envelope is also given, you go play."

Zhang Xiaoxiao held the brochure bag in a daze, and just as she was about to speak, she saw Yang Jian walk up to him and squat down, first rubbed his head, then looked at him in a complicated way, and finally said: "Go play!" Come on, be careful not to run around, this is not Guanjiangkou."

Zhang Xiaoxiao suddenly became happy when she heard this, nodded fiercely and took Honghai'er's hand, "Let's go, the two of us go find Nezha." Of course this is not Guanjiangkou, not his home.

After the figures of Zhang Xiaoxiao and Honghaier disappeared in front of his eyes, Gou Chen snorted displeasedly: "You should have found out just now, right?"

Yang Jian nodded silently, he had spotted them long before Honghaier made a sound.

Gou Chen still had a straight face, "I don't care what you think, but you must never wrong my apprentice."

The corner of Yang Jian's mouth curled up slightly: "Dijun, I will never wrong him."

Gou Chen lowered his hands, his face softened, and he said to Yang Jian: "I don't want to say anything about your family, but Yang Lian has been at odds with Xiaotian since she was a child, so please take care of her."

Xiaotian's every move just now was in Yang Jian's eyes, and he knew that Gou Chen's voice to keep him "teaching" now was not a fuss.That little thing is still young, and his Dao heart is extremely easy to be unstable. What if he accidentally becomes a demon?

Gou Chen saw Yang Jian pleaded guilty with a good attitude, nodded in satisfaction, and began to turn to the topic: "Do you know that Haotian has the idea of ​​wanting you to be a judicial god?"

Yang Jian's complexion changed, and he was slightly angry: "He was delusional, how could I go to heaven to clean up the mess for him when I was at ease in Guanjiangkou.

Gou Chen shook his head at him: "What if the decree really comes down?"

"If you don't go, then it is!" Yang Jian snorted, and the reply was crisp.

Yang Jian's appearance is really cute... Gou Chen narrowed his eyes slightly to hide the smile in his eyes, so he said: "Whether you go or not is your own business, and you should take care of it, but Haotian's idea is definitely not You should be more careful when you have a whim." After speaking, he threw the only kit left to Yang Jian, "Give this to him."

Yang Jian held the kit in the palm of his hand, but smiled and said nothing.

In Gou Chen's eyes, he felt that his smile was extremely dazzling, so he said angrily, "I'm telling you, did you hear me?"

Yang Jian returned very respectfully: "If you go back to Dijun, you haven't said who that 'he' is? Besides, don't you think you have missed two kits?"

Gou Chen snorted coldly, "Pretend to be ignorant for me, you don't know who it is for. Besides, you, Zhenjun Erlang, are so big, what kind of tips do you need..."

Yang Jian's smile suddenly brightened, "No matter how old Yang Jian and Shemei are, they are also your juniors of the emperor. The emperor can't treat one more favorably than another, otherwise this kit may not be handed over to someone."

Gou Chen glared at him angrily, and beckoned to an attendant behind him reluctantly, "Take out those three kits."

The attendant Xiaoxian quickly took out a tray from her treasure bag and held it respectfully.Gou Chen waved his hand: "Give the remaining one to that black bear spirit."

Hearing this, Yang Jian naturally smiled and put all the three kits into his magic bag, and then said strangely: "Dijun, what is the origin of this black bear spirit? I still feel strange when I think about it now, Xiaotian is like him." I don’t go out very much, how can I know there is such a black bear spirit in Heifeng Mountain? He said he heard about it from other little demons, but I can’t tell if he is lying? It’s just that I didn’t ask. , can Dijun clear up my confusion for me?"

Gou Chen took out his precious bong from his magic bag, lit it, and began to smoke happily.

Yang Jian, who was left aside by him, could only smile wryly, that's all, since he took advantage of him and let him hang out like this, it should make the old man feel better.

but……

"Dijun, have you finished smoking?" Yang Jian frowned. How long will the old man be smoking?

Gou Chen squinted at him, and said with a smile, "Is it useful to me now?"

Yang Jian chuckled and kept silent. Although that appearance was not flattering, it also made Gou Chen feel happy. He waved his hand: "When Taiyi ruled the Heavenly Court, there used to be a spirit bear..."

Yang Jian's eyes widened instantly, and he said in disbelief, "That spirit bear is not a panda bear? It's black and white..."

Gou Chen squinted at him angrily: "I didn't say he is all black, but it's hard to say how he gave birth to such a pure black son." Speaking of this, he seemed to frowned in doubt, "But that guy died a long time ago on the battlefield of the Lich War. How come there is such a son who seems to have not been born for a long time? It's strange."

Yang Jian finally knew the origin of the black bear and felt relieved. He didn't care what color the bear's mother was, or how it was born until now, as long as it didn't come from a wrong way.

He gave a salute to Gou Chen and was about to step back when he saw Gou Chen hesitated to speak, sighed in his heart but remained calm, as if suddenly remembering, he said: "Ah, I almost forgot just now. Dijun You asked me to pass this on to Nezha, but what else do you want to say?"

Gou Chen was startled, then smiled, knowing that this guy was sending him down the steps.Immediately he felt relieved, pointed to the kit and said, "You are not allowed to peek."

Yang Jian couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard this, God, who did he think Yang Jian was?Also peek!Although...he really wanted to know what was in this kit, and whether it was the same as theirs?

It's not the first time Nezha has come here. The Sanshengmu had a good impression of this former savior, so she prepared an exquisite house here for him to rest and use when he came.

At that time, she was still a young girl, and Nezha was so handsome and heroic, which made her very excited.But Yang Jian, who had three eyes, really didn't waste that eye, and soon discovered the signs, and gave her a blow right away.Not to mention that Nezha doesn't have any thoughts about her, even if he had...he wouldn't let her be with him.

Gou Chen Dijun, there are really a few people in the world who can be provoked, but his name, Yang Jian, is not among those few.And even if Gou Chen wasn't considered, he didn't think Nezha's temperament would go well with her.

Therefore, Yang Lian's marriage issue is still a thorn in his heart.For the only relative in this world, how could Yang Jian let her live alone?Before he was admitted to the hospital, he sighed softly, if he still couldn't find someone she liked, he could only ask Yue Lao to draw a red line for her.

"Nezha, what is the relationship between you and my master?" Zhang Xiaoxiao couldn't hold back the curiosity that kept scratching in his heart after holding back for a long time, and asked.

When he said this, Nezha had just handed his Huntian Ribbon to Red Boy and let him play with the black bear. There was a lot of laughter, which made him laugh too.But after Zhang Xiaoxiao's words came out of his mouth, he was stunned. After restraining his smile, he stretched out his hand to hold Zhang Xiaoxiao in his arms, gently took off his hat and rubbed his head without speaking.

Zhang Xiaoxiao only thought that he didn't want to say it, and felt that what she just asked was indeed a bit abrupt, and when she thought it was over like this, she felt her ears hurt...

Looking at Nezha with a wrinkled face, but seeing Nezha looking at his long ears with a half-smile, he felt aggrieved.He finally found out that his tail and ears are the same as Wukong in Dragon Ball, and sooner or later they will become weaknesses.

"You are so curious at such a young age, what will happen in the future?" Nezha asked in an old-fashioned way.Well, it's unexpected that the fluffy ears are comfortable to hold.

Zhang Xiaoxiao hugged her head and groaned, trying to break free, but she didn't want Nezha to let go at this time, and continued to touch his head with her hands, gently letting him lie on his body and smelling the fragrance emanating from him. With a faint fragrance of lotus, he suddenly remembered that his body was made of lotus root, so a question came to his head discordantly—since Nezha is the incarnation of lotus root, is it true that his whole body is made of lotus root? Then his place is a small lotus root festival?

Although she felt that it was not kind to think so, Zhang Xiaoxiao decided to continue masturbating because someone was still playing with his ears.

If there is a small lotus root festival, then, what is behind it?Lotus?

The corners of his mouth twitched and his body was trembling. Nezha looked at him "cramping" there in surprise. What's wrong?

Let go of his ear and stick out a finger to poke his face, as if lighting a firecracker, he heard Zhang Xiaoxiao laughing "hahahaha", the laughter was very cheerful and made him feel very harsh , what's wrong with this guy?

As soon as Yang Jian stepped into the yard, he heard Zhang Xiaoxiao's wanton laughter. He was in a bad mood because of Yang Lian's marriage, but the corners of his mouth also rose, revealing a slight tenderness.

What fun has this little thing encountered again?

Then Honghaier's voice sounded: "Xiaotian, what's wrong with you, tell me anything funny."

Nezha continued to poke his face with his fingers: "Say, what's wrong with you?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao continued to laugh, thinking how could I tell him—I'm sorry, I just want to laugh when I think that what you should have been cucumbers and chrysanthemums turned into lotus roots and lotus flowers, right?

Nezha caught a glimpse of a figure and angrily threw him away.

Zhang Xiaoxiao was very surprised by his sudden violence. Before she could react, she was embraced by a firm, warm and comfortable embrace. The hand that hugged him was warm and strong, and her nose also smelled the familiar and unforgettable smell. So he shouted happily: "Father!"

Yang Jian patted his head, gave a soft "hmm", and raised the corners of his mouth.

Nezha looked at Yang Jian's overly spoiled expression with a hint of admiration in his eyes, blinked, and covered up all the envy again, no one would treat him like this again.

"What were you laughing at?" Yang Jian asked.

Zhang Xiaoxiao, whose IQ is still at an adult level even though she has become a dog, doesn't feel the need to tell the truth to Yang Jian at all, especially when Nezha is still blinking his pair of very small fans With long eyelashes waiting to hear his answer.

So Zhang Xiaoxiao shied away with a smile: "I just thought of something suddenly, well, it's a secret that I won't tell you!"

Just kidding, if he really said it out, Nezha would definitely turn into a rage and give him ashes, so that he can't even make a lotus root...

Yeah?Yang Jian lowered his eyes and looked at his obviously guilty expression, and his happy laughter suddenly returned to displeasure along with his happy mood.

Has Xiaotian lied to him?

After all, I still grow up.

Yang Jian's eyes made Zhang Xiaoxiao flustered, he suddenly felt that Yang Jian's eyes looked at him a little cold, he couldn't help rubbing against Yang Jian's arms, and shouted a little aggrieved, "Father?"

Yang Jian blinked his eyes, and his voice was steady without showing any emotion: "It's okay, you and the holy baby can go play." After speaking, he was about to put Zhang Xiaoxiao down.

Zhang Xiaoxiao hugged Yang Jian's neck before he could react, "Father..."

The weak voice and the aggrieved eyes made Yang Jian sigh helplessly, and he really didn't know what to say.When he looked up, he accidentally met Nezha's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and stared back angrily.

Seeing Zhang Xiaoxiao being held in Yang Jian's arms like a treasure in his hand, Hong Hai'er couldn't help being envious of the new student. As soon as he thought about it, he hugged Nezha's thigh and shouted, "Father! I want to hug too..."

At this moment, the handsome face of the Pingtian Great Sage Bull Demon King appeared in Nezha's mind, especially those big eyes glaring at him. He swore that he really had nothing to do with Princess Iron Fan!

Looking at the little thing crawling into his arms with a wry smile, Nezha hugged him helplessly while being depressed, and patted his head: "What are you, little thing?" Dare to shout, if your own father hears it, I will see what you will do."

The red boy snorted, "He doesn't care about me, he doesn't want my mother anymore, let alone me?" Then in a blink of an eye, he changed into a big smiling face and hugged Nezha's neck, "Third prince, you Be my father for a while, okay? Okay, okay... If it’s not possible, you can be a godfather too, okay?" Hong Boy twisted his small body and said coquettishly, such a coquettish Nezha with a tired voice, I don’t know if I’ve seen Zhang Xiaoxiao before How many times have I used it, but Zhang Xiaoxiao used it on Yang Jian, but he has never enjoyed this kind of special treatment, the soft and coquettish voice, the sound is in the ear, and the soft little hand is wrapped around his neck Shaking and shaking, Nezha suddenly felt that if this continues, his heart will follow him to the point where he can't stop.

Reluctantly wanting to ask Yang Jian for help, he saw a scene that surprised him——

Zhang Xiaoxiao was hugging Yang Jian's face, and that small mouth that always liked to pout slightly was kissing Yang Jian's cheek, and finally landed on Yang Jian's lips, making a soft squeak, which made his heart tremble. Then trembled and sighed silently, much like him and Gou Chen back then...

How could a strong man like Yang Jian not see Nezha's sight?He took out that seemingly different kit from his magic treasure bag and threw it to him, saying, "This is from Gou Chen."

It was nothing to do with him after the thing was given, but he saw Nezha's surprised and confused eyes after receiving the kit, so he couldn't help but add another sentence: "He... asked you to treat yourself better." After speaking, he hugged Zhang Xiaoxiao with a guilty conscience and quickly hid out.He couldn't help but regret it when he got out, why did he help Gou Chen?

"Father, why are you so angry with me?"

Before he came back to his senses, Zhang Xiaoxiao grabbed his neck and asked aggrievedly.

Although Yang Jian was coaxed a lot by the kiss he just worked so hard for, but he was still a little angry when he heard him bring it up, so he stared at him with cold eyes on purpose: "I don't know where I am. is it wrong?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao was so frightened by his stern appearance that she twisted her fingers, wondering in her heart, did he know all about it?

Being found out that she is a time traveler is what Zhang Xiaoxiao fears the most!Because he knew clearly that whether Yang Jian loved or loved him, it was actually the Xiaotian dog who had been with him for more than 2000 years, not a foreign soul like him who occupied the body of the Xiaotian dog.

He has also learned spells and knows what it is called - Duoshe.

Maybe he inadvertently took away Xiaotiangou's life and replaced it. Everything he enjoys now is actually taken from Xiaotiangou...

"Have you thought about it?" Yang Jian asked sullenly.

He hated the feeling of being concealed by him very much. Seeing Zhang Xiaoxiao thinking hard there with a blank expression on his face, he snorted dissatisfiedly, and carried him to the courtyard specially prepared for him by the Holy Mother, which was only the same as Nezha's. There are a few steps away. "Let me warn you, what were you laughing about? Why didn't you tell me?"

So... is it for this?

A gleam of joy flashed in Zhang Xiaoxiao's eyes, but it didn't escape Yang Jian's eyes at all.He stretched out a hand and squeezed his smiling face: "Don't tell me? I promised not to spank your butt, but I didn't say I won't be angry with you!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao bit Yang Jian's hand and frowned.Although Yang Jian always liked to touch his chubby little face, but he rarely used such force, he was really angry.She stretched out her pink tongue and licked Yang Jian's wrist lightly, and said with a smile, "I didn't dare to tell you that Nezha was there just now. I didn't want to hide it from you..."

Yang Jian raised his eyebrows, waiting for him to lie.Is there something so big that Nezha can't talk about it in the presence?

Just at this time, he also walked to his own yard, opened the fence, and after entering the yard, he lowered his head and looked at Zhang Xiaoxiao who was blushing and silent, his eyes seemed to have deep meaning: "Don't tell me?"

He believed it, this little thing has never known what shyness is, and the blush spreads to the neck like this, except for the few days after he just took shape, this is the first time that he helped him take a bath, it can't be faked.

Zhang Xiaoxiao regretted why she had those disharmonious thoughts, this... How did this make him speak?

But what should be said still needs to be said, the faint breeze blew by, he shrunk his neck, and said in a low voice: "We... go into the house first."

The corner of Yang Jian's mouth twitched, there were only the two of them in the yard, what can't they say?This made him more curious about the reason why Zhang Xiaoxiao laughed just now. What made the kid who was used to being wild so shy?

After entering the room, Yang Jian put him on the bed and said to him while undressing his clothes: "Say! I'll be really angry if you keep pushing!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao kicked off her shoes and pulled the quilt to cover her face.

Just as Yang Jian was about to pull him out, he heard his very low voice: "I... I was just thinking... Since Nezha is the incarnation of lotus root, is it a little dick... so is a little dick Made of lotus root...the length is the same as lotus root..."

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