bad brother by my side

Back in time, after Yinzhu and Damiao finished solving the shadow guard's resentful soul, they were still enjoying their idle life in the harem.

On this day, it was finally time for a conspiracy against Yinzhu to emerge.The queen officially issued a "war letter" to Yinzhu, no, it was an invitation.

The so-called invitation is to invite Yinzhu and Da Miao to visit the queen's palace. This is a good opportunity for the concubines in the harem to curry favor with the queen. Often the queen will invite a few concubines who are close to each other to chat and play the piano together. Hong, it can be said that whoever enters this small circle will enter the real power of the harem.

However, there is another situation, that is, being invited by the queen and the others as the number one enemy, the villain. Obviously, Yinzhu's invitation belongs to the latter.

"Is it the Hongmen Banquet?" Xueyu couldn't help but said lightly when she saw the post in Yinzhu's hand.Although he was a bit concerned about not inviting him on the invitation, but thinking about it, he had nothing to do with him, and those insidious concubines in the harem were fine, and the two freaks in front of him might have made some mess.

Thinking of these two freaks, Xue Yu couldn't help but twitched her face.

"What kind of Hongmen banquet is a group of women called?" Yinzhu disdainfully.So he called Big Meow, who was still taking a nap in the yard, and said majesticly, "Big Meow, it's time to go to war!"

Big Meow opened his big blue eyes,

then

Turn over and continue to sleep.

You don't expect a creature like Meow to listen to you.

In the end, Yinzhu pushed Mr. Yue to the banquet.The place chosen by the queen is extremely elegant, and it is in the deep garden opened by the harem for the women's family.The queen and a group of concubines arrived early, chatting and joking there was nothing more than a good opportunity for many concubines to flatter and flatter.

Because they have met Yinzhu before, the concubines finally have some resistance to Yinzhu's invincible beauty. Even so, they will still be jealous when they see Yinzhu, and they want to tear his face with their nails.

The queen sat proudly on the throne specially set up for her, and said with a sneer: "Sisters, the purpose of letting you come here today is nothing more than to remember our harem rules. Everyone knows that these harem rules were passed down by the great grandfather. The sacred rules of the harem are the rules and regulations that everyone in the harem must keep in mind. It is clearly written in the palace rules that the golden seal stamped by the great grandfather himself——if anyone can’t recite the harem rules, they will all be imprisoned in the harem firewood. For three days and three nights in the room, facing the wall and thinking about the past, copying it a thousand times is a warning!

Ai Jia believes that everyone must have memorized the palace rules by heart, so there is no need to worry about this punishment.There are a few test questions about the palace rules here at Aijia, and I want to test all the sisters," she said, and she deliberately glanced at Yinzhu, "In order to carry out the will of Taizu, you sisters definitely don't mind Aijia adding one, that is, palace rules. Those who fail the rules will not only be imprisoned in the firewood shed, but will also be slapped thirty times in front of everyone. If you sisters have any objections, you can raise them. Aijia has always been known for its generosity, and will never embarrass anyone who disagrees. . "

All the concubines looked at each other—fortunately, they had foreseen the viciousness of the queen, otherwise they would have to be killed by her. Palace rules and so on, these concubines have already memorized by heart, because in the harem, a little negligence is fatal of.So no one expressed any objection, but Yinzhu said: "Empress, I want to ask what is qualified and what is not qualified?"

The queen smiled and said: "I have already sent someone to print the exam questions, everyone can imitate the palace exam, and Ai's family will come up with questions for assessment one by one, so it is absolutely fair, Mr. Yin, you are overthinking."

Deyin said: "But empress, don't you think the punishment is too severe? Slapping thirty times will disfigure your face and make your ears ring. How can the concubines in the harem bear it?"

One of the queen's confidants hurriedly said: "Hmph, our sisters in the harem agree with the empress's approach. This approach is fair and reasonable, and it is a good punishment for those lazy and unreasonable concubines. If she fails, she deserves it. You What are you talking about!"

The other concubines joined in one after another.For a while, the situation on the scene was one-sided.

Yinzhu smiled slightly: "I have no objection, you can start, Niang Niang."

The queen looked at him and said with a smile: "Since Mr. Yingui has some opinions of his own, why not be the first to answer the question."

"Okay, I can't ask for it." Deyin said indifferently.

So the queen stretched out her finger full of rings, took a brocade-covered folder from the gold plate dragged by the eunuch at the side and slowly opened it, looked at it, and asked Deyin: "Listen up, Mr. Yin, first Question, concubines in the harem, if it is found out that they have had an affair with others, how should they be punished?"

Deyin smiled slightly, and said, "Your Majesty, are you sure you're really asking me this kind of pediatric question?"

The queen smiled cunningly: "Naturally, Mr. Yin, if you know the answer, please tell me!"

Yinzhu laughed three times, then said: "Of course he is punished to eat a whole roast suckling pig."

Young Master Yue, who was meditating with a fan in the wheelchair beside him, also nodded slightly, and said with a calm attitude: "That's right, this kind of question is too simple, please move on to the next question!"

Suddenly, the whole garden became cold.

The queen is worthy of being a queen. After the corners of her mouth twitched for a while, she finally suppressed the anger in her heart, and then smiled fiercely: "Well, Mr. Yin, you seem to want to eat a whole roast suckling pig!"

"Thank you for the queen's reward!" Yinzhu quickly cupped his hands to thank him, deliberately avoiding the topic of the queen talking about his adultery, which caused a group of concubines to be secretly surprised - what a smart man!

The queen turned pale with anger. She originally wanted to frame Yinzhu for adultery and corrupt Harem Gangji, but she didn't expect that he would take the initiative to punish him for saying nonsense like roast suckling pig. Well, let him enjoy the torture to death !

So he waved his hand and asked the eunuch to bring the roast suckling pig over.

The whole pig spanned the three-foot-long plate, and the surrounding ingredients took up the entire table. The concubines were all talking about it. It would be strange if this way of eating was not overcrowded. The queen is really amazing!

"Mr. Yin, there are strict regulations on the work and rest in the palace. Please finish this dish within one hour and three quarters. Don't let everyone be punished for you." The queen said arrogantly.

Yinzhu smiled wryly: "For everyone not to be punished for mere mere punishment, I just gave up my life!"

Da Miao hurriedly said: "Deyin, you are my good brother, and you will share the difficulties!"

"Hey, don't help him eat!" The eunuch on the side quickly reprimanded, but Da Miao raised his hand: "I also want one this big, and I want to die with Da Yin!"

So another plate of roast suckling pig was brought up.

So, the result is predictable.

It is said that that night, everyone who watched the bloody and brutal torture scene where people quickly swallowed the roast suckling pig all had a great appetite--mb Kanyinzhu and Da Miao's meal was really delicious!