The Days of Dressing Up as a Handsome General

The next day, my two children and I sent off "Yan Mo" who was not in good spirits at the gate of the palace. , and kindly reminded: "General Yan, be careful where you step."

After seeing off Yan Yu, I led the child towards Ning Yuan.Perhaps it was Sima Yan's instruction, all the palace eunuchs and eunuchs I met on the road greeted "Concubine Yu" without exception, and even the guards in Ningyuan served me before and after "Jade Master".For the first time, I deeply felt that if a person has the means, it is not impossible to turn a deer into a horse.

These few days Sima Yan didn't come here very often, I was quiet, so I took the two children for a walk in the palace from time to time, which is called a walk, but in fact, I have already started to design the escape route.

In this way, the "Concubine Yu" who had just entered the palace was being called "Daddy" by two seven or eight-year-old children holding her sleeves, and at the same time she had to say "Get up..." to the palace eunuchs, and then There was a burst of magic voice of "Xie Yufei Empress".

This morning, the three of us went around Yibin Lake and returned to Ningyuan.That Sima Yan, who made me curse countless times in my heart, stood in the yard in his normal clothes, and a barely audible curse flowed out between my teeth, what a fucking disaster!

He smiled warmly, pointed at the clothes held by the court lady, and said, "How about we go on tour in micro clothes today?"

I rolled my eyes in my heart, did you give me a chance to refuse?The clothes are all changed.However, since it is leaving the palace, I will not refuse.

I took the clothes from the maid of honor, walked into the room, and came out angrily after a while, holding the outer shirt and yelling: "Sima Yan! What is this?!" I just put on the inner shirt I vaguely felt that something was wrong, I thought that the ordinary clothes of Qi State were just like this, but when the maid helped me put on the outer shirt, I ran away violently, this is clearly...

"Women's clothing." He answered simply, pointing to the two children who had already changed their clothes, "Feng'er and Ye'er will also go out with us, pretending to be a couple is better than two big men leading them."

"But I'm a man! I don't have breasts to pretend to be a woman!" I was still roaring.

"Oh, why didn't I think of that?"

Because you idiot!Because you are ignorant!I slander.

"Come on, come to the two buns in the imperial dining room..."

"Because you are unscrupulous!!!" I yelled almost breaking my voice, what did he just say?steamed stuffed bun?I almost collapsed after hearing this, I was really afraid of Baozi's arrival, so I could only say quietly: "Actually... I just came out to ask for a cloak."

evildoer!Scourge!Stinky fox!I cursed very vigorously, walking on the street, everyone who passed us would look at us for a long time - a handsome man was holding the hand of a boy, and the boy was holding the hand of a girl. The person looks very attractive, and this girl is leading a woman in a cloak. If she is a woman, she can only be seen from the small skirt that is exposed when she walks.

Just looking at this pair of dragon and phoenix twins, one can tell that the parents' appearance must be extraordinary, but this little lady is also wrapped too tightly, with her head half-down in the cloak, who can see her appearance.

Just when everyone was thinking this way, I was already fainting from the heat in the cloak. Who would find a cloak? It’s still completely black. Do you know that black is very heat-absorbing...

I didn't feel embarrassed wearing it when I couldn't bear Sima Yan's scrutinizing eyes on the carriage just now, but I didn't expect to feel my own maverick when I got out of the carriage.

In May, when almost everyone changed into summer clothes, on a sunny and sunny day, a strange man in a black cloak stood on the side of the street. Putting on the hood in the danger of heat stroke, he followed them on the street with his head half down.

"Yo... what a handsome boy, what's the matter? Let's go with the master..." At this time, a legendary capital bully appeared on the stage, "I will take you to have fun..." This man with a shrunken face is simply Without looking at us standing aside, he ordered his servants to surround Sima Yan.

I looked at Sima Yan's livid face and smiled secretly, and then at Feng'er and Ye'er, I couldn't hide the smile in my eyes.

"Isn't this master not afraid of the law when he flirts with good men in the street?"

"Afraid? I, Huang San, will be afraid? The servant of the criminal department is my uncle. What is my third master Huang afraid of? Whoever follows me is not grateful to me, Huang San, and wants to climb into my bed again..."

"That is to say, generally speaking, if you sleep with him, he will still be grateful to you, right?" I tapped Huang San and Sima Yan with my hand, and twisted his words into something that Sima Yan asked to catch. crazy words.

Huang San looked at Sima Yan, nodded and said, "As long as he belongs to my Huang San, I will treat him well."

"Then why don't you take him to have fun? You..."

"My lady! Don't talk nonsense." He said in a bad tone.

"You are his wife?" Huang San exclaimed, "You just..."

The implication is that my behavior just now made him feel unbelievable, how could my husband be molested by others, and I was still helping others arrange my husband's wife...

But I'm not his wife. If you want to tease him, I agree with both hands. It's better to kidnap him, and then torture him...

There were more and more people on the sidelines, but no one dared to stand up and speak. Presumably, this Huang San was not something ordinary people would dare to provoke. I saw Sima Yan's embarrassing appearance of stepping on the stool, and I suddenly thought about it.

I lowered my head, and a weeping voice came from under the cloak: "Mr. Huang, you don't know, after my husband-in-law gave birth to a pair of twins for him, he thought I was old and faded, and began to like men. If you really like him, you can take him in, lest he play with flowers every day, I can support a pair of children by weaving and embroidering every day when I go home, if he doesn’t think I’m losing his face, let me wear a cloak every day , don’t let me see people... I won’t be so heartbroken..."

Ye'er grabbed my hand and said softly: "Mom, are you crying?..."

Ye'er's heartfelt greeting instantly ignited the emotions that the crowd had previously held back.

"There is such a man in the world? Damn, my wife worked so hard to give birth to such a lovely pair of twins, and the fuck makes people wear a cloak every day?..." "I remember this face, or you will also do it in the future." Put on a cloak to hide your face, once you show it, I will call my brother to beat you!"

I laughed secretly, who just forced them to call me mother in the carriage, and said that they are not allowed to call me father if they don't go back to the palace, hum!Shoot yourself in the foot.

"Everyone doesn't know that our family will come to Guibao. It's also my husband who wants to see the best flower house in the capital. He also said that the young lady here must be better than ours... I originally let him go, but I don't know A pair of sons and daughters insisted on following, saying that they wanted to persuade their father to rein in the precipice, but I was afraid that he would leave his own flesh and blood outside the room like last time, and I would have a good time inside, so I followed..."

"Crack!" There was a sound of something breaking, I raised my head slightly, and almost couldn't stop laughing, an egg hit him, and it was slipperyly flowing down his black silk robe, and then more eggs hit on him.

"Actually let the child follow you to Hualou? Don't you know where that is?! Beast!"

I looked along the parabolic trajectory of the eggs, and an old lady with a basket of eggs in her arms smashed them with righteous indignation, and later there were vegetables, leaves, bones, pancakes and steamed buns.

That Huang San looked at Sima Yan, who was no longer handsome, with a disgusted expression on his face, as if he had eaten a fly, and said: "Although I, Huang San, am lecherous, I also know good and bad, and I know the Gu family even if I play again. Encounter something that is not as good as a beast."

Huang San bowed to me and said, "Little lady, Huang has just been rude."

I slightly blessed myself, "I dare not."

Huang San turned around and left with a group of servants. Sima Yan, who passed by in a panic, gave him a cold stare.

With a smile in Ye'er's eyes, she whispered to me: "Daddy, accept it as soon as you see it, we still have to go back..."

It was only then that I paid attention to the angry eyes that I had deliberately ignored before, be good, it's terrible, the flames of fury in those eyes were almost enough to burn people clean.The eyes of the two met, and he was even more angry. As soon as he raised his hand, a strong palm wind hit me, wouldn't it?Want to kill someone?

The palm wind blew my cloak to the ground, and I was exposed in front of people in my fine satin blue shirt. The sweat covered by the cloak just now was blown by the breeze, and there was a thin goose skin Pimple, it's a bit cold...

I thought that everyone would burst into scolding voices such as "pervert", but I didn't want everyone to just look at me blankly.Sima Yan wiped his filthy face, and said: "A mother who can give birth to such a child, how could she look bad? It's just that she was born with a flat chest, and after giving birth, she envies other women even more. I'm afraid that I will feel inferior if I go to the streets. To make her put on the cloak..."

After hearing his words, everyone's eyes moved from my face to my chest.

"It's really flat."

"Why is it so flat?..."

"Such a flat chest, no wonder..."

My ears were filled with "Ping!" "Ping!"

"Mother!" "Mother!" "Mother!" Someone behind him shouted and chased after him.

I gasped and stopped, what kind of body is this?After running for a long time, I was panting like this. I stroked my chest, touched it, and sighed, it is really flat!

Sima Yan chased after him with the child in his arms, and said, "Miss, don't run too fast..."

I yelled, "I'm not your wife."

He put the child down, took my hand, pointed to the opposite restaurant, and said, "Lady, it's noon this time, and it's time for us to eat."

Fuck you, who are you with us?

Seeing that I didn't answer, he said in a firm tone: "At least I should wash up too, do you want me to go back to the palace like this?" As soon as he finished speaking, he walked towards the restaurant.

I glanced at the embarrassed Sima Yan with a guilty conscience, cleared my throat, and followed him calmly, as if he was in such a mess because of others.

I decided that if he asks the teacher later, I will push what I have done to save him. After all, that Huang San is indeed gone...