The Days of Dressing Up as a Handsome General

When Zuo Xin arrived, the vanguard of the army had already set off, and Xiao Fei rode a horse at the forefront of the army.Seeing Xiao Fei's straight back on the horseback, I can even imagine his relaxed expression.Many people in the queue moving forward at a constant speed cast attention salutes to me, and a few people even stepped on the heels of the people in front. I was a little embarrassed, so I asked Zuo Xin: "Xiao Fei plans to let me follow the army again." behind?"

"General Xiao ordered, you can ride a horse or a car, you can do as you please."

"I have to take a look first." There is no way to choose first without looking at the treatment.

A tall maroon horse was brought over. The back of the horse was actually the same height as my shoulders. I have never seen a horse before, but this horse is too tall. Could it be that our modern horses have degenerated in size?The most unbearable thing is that the horse kept chewing on the bit, and the saliva flowed all the way. The point is that it gave me an unforgettable meeting gift - a big yawn, rushing towards me The stench made me want to turn around and ask Xiaoyu to prepare another bath water.

"This, this, this horse..." I held my breath for a while before uttering a few words.

"It's a horse for pulling food. Our army has a limited number of horses, and there are no extra horses."

Out of breath, I said, "Take... a carriage."

Zuo Xin led me to a carriage and said, "My lord, you can go in first, and I will ask the soldiers to drive the horses."

This is obviously a temporary carriage. There are no horses in the carriage. The wooden pole is polished smooth and shiny. When I opened the curtain, I saw blankets, desks, and incense burners. I climbed into the carriage and lay down. The place was so spacious I don't feel aggrieved when my hands and feet are stretched into a "big" character.

It's good enough for the prisoner to treat me like this. I looked at the top of the carriage and giggled twice.After a while, the carriage started to move, and with the sound of hooves and wheels, I began to plan for the future.

The first step is to let Yan Yu and himself escape the control of these people.No matter what the emperor of Qi's purpose is, the former general Yan Mo is dead, and I am Yan Mo, a small citizen, so it's better not to get involved with this emperor.Maybe I can't bear to be persecuted, and if I offer some good plan, maybe the courtiers of Qi State will be jealous. If Liang State is charged with collaborating with the enemy and treason, wouldn't that be double-faced and inhuman, and I will be hunted down for the rest of my life?

It's better to flee back to Liangguo and hand over the military power, and be an idle prince. Don't learn from others who have traveled through time and opened a brothel to do business. There is no support from the political power behind the powerful wealth.After another two years, when the limelight is over, half of the property of the palace will be taken away, and the euphemistic name is "Yunyou".At that time, the sea and the sky are free, and that is the real happiness.

Thinking about time travel is pretty good, at least it lasted my life.She has been a woman for 25 years in the first half of her life. She is capable at work, and usually shows gentleness and sweetness to outsiders in private. She is often the initiator of funny and funny things when getting along with friends.

But the most incredible thing is that I am very popular with men, but I have never had a boyfriend.From acquaintance to acquaintance, when they feel that they can fall in love, people will tell me that I find it better to be your brother than your boyfriend.

There's no other way, if you are too popular with men, you will become brothers...

Maybe in a few years, I will be old and faded and have not yet married, or I will be gossiped behind my back.This time, you're dressed as a man, and you're a man with background, status, sons and daughters. What's your dissatisfaction?

But why do I feel more and more uncomfortable when I think about it?It was really uncomfortable, and the warm liquid flowed out of the eyes, which couldn't be stopped.My heart was blocked, but I couldn't find a place to vent it. I sat up, with tears in my eyes-vomited, and spit on the white blanket.

Only then did I know that I had encountered the first hurdle after crossing, which was hailed by the general public as the horse-sick carriage...

Xiaowen is the worst liar in the world!I was slandering my best friend, who boasted that she had found a way to overcome the motion sickness when she tried to assimilate me into a time-travel fan many times.She said that a small carriage is bumpy, but a large carriage will be better. After getting in the carriage, lie flat and think about the past and future, which can distract your attention and make you forget the environment you were in at that time.

So as soon as I got in the car, I followed the steps mentioned by Xiaowen step by step. As a result, I vomited in the car directly, and I didn't even have a chance to get out of the car to vomit.

I rolled up the soiled blanket, lifted the curtain and patted the driver's shoulder, and said, "Please stop by the side of the road."

I want to throw the roll of filth in my hand far away. I can't just throw it off the carriage and let the soldiers walking behind step on it. Besides, I also want to get out of the cart and take a walk to get some fresh air.

"You can't stop casually during the march." Xiaobing answered simply, without even turning his head.

I admit that I shouldn't talk to you in the tone of a driver, because you are not a driver at all, but you shouldn't use this kind of excuse that you can't stop casually while driving on the highway, what is not casual Stop, you didn't tell me.

I rolled my eyes and was about to make a fuss about the word "casual", and asked him to stop the car for me.But I found that the running horse in front looked like the previous one, the same height, and the maroon horse's buttocks.

I shook my head and comforted myself, no, it was a horse pulling food before, and if I didn’t ride it, it must be going to pull food, it’s impossible to be pulled over to pull me again...

Why does it feel like splashing warm liquid on the face?I wiped a little bit of it under my nose and smelled it, my expression changed immediately, and I couldn't hold it back, so I spat it all on the soldier's shoulder with a wow.

Not long ago, I smelled this familiar and disgusting smell, in that long yawn that made people hold their breath.I vomited so freely while leaning on the wooden pole, telling you not to stop, pity your comrade-in-arms is about to step on something that shouldn't be stepped on.I finally stopped vomiting, and saw that the horse left wet saliva marks in addition to the hoof marks on the ground, so I warned myself not to have thoughts that I shouldn't have, and vomited earth-shatteringly.

In the end, my behavior even attracted Xiao Fei. Even against the light, I could feel how tightly his brows were frowning. I smiled nonchalantly and said, "I want to ride a horse."

He didn't answer my words, and mocked: "I didn't expect General Yan to be able to vomit in a carriage. If others don't know, they think our army is carrying a pregnant woman."

Hearing what he said, the generals behind him couldn't stop laughing. I picked up the rolled blanket and threw it under Xiao Fei's horse's hooves. He has his subordinates at the side, so naturally I wouldn't embarrass him too much.

Xiao Fei looked at the spread blanket with some gloom, and I said, "I want to ride a horse, don't tell me no, I don't believe it."

"As I told you, you can ride a horse or a carriage as you please. The carriage is your choice. Now you want to ride a horse? No horse."

"That's right, you said that I can do what I want. Isn't it just what I do when I want to ride a horse now?"

"How can General Yan act like a woman, just arguing with words." Xiao Fei couldn't help me, so he sneered again.

Accompanied by the laughter of the crowd, I raised my eyebrows and shot back, "How can General Xiao act like a villain, turning back what he says?"

"Yan Mo! Don't forget your identity!" Xiao Fei became furious and scolded.

"I haven't forgotten. It is said that my food and clothing costs are the same as that of the King of Qi. Could it be that your King of Qi's horse is a grain horse?"

Now that we have talked about this, Xiao Fei naturally dare not argue with me.With a soft voice, he instructed Zuo Xin: "Bring that horse here."

After a while, Zuo Xin led a horse and walked towards this side. The horse was all black and shiny, except for a tuft of white hair on the top of its head.The horse walked faster and faster, and finally ran towards me at a trot.

Xiao Fei got off his horse, stood by my side, and said, "Ye Xing has been following you since you were captured. No matter how hard you chase him, you won't be able to drive him away. I'll give it back to you now."

The horse had already come to a stop in front of me, Xiao Fei stretched out his hand to touch its mane, but as soon as it got close to it, it shook Xiao Fei's hand away with a flick of its neck, as if it hated this man very much.

Xiao Fei seemed to have a pun, and said mockingly: "It's useless for me to raise it with good grass and materials, and play tricks on me."

I said, "Of course the horses in Liang Country can't get used to the fodder in your Qi Country."

Ye Xing came forward, blinked his black eyes, and lowered his head to touch my head.I mustered up the courage to touch its face, but it avoided speaking and shed tears.I was a little panicked. It is said that a good horse has human nature. It looks like it knows that the original owner is no longer there.

I stroked its neck and it stepped back and shook off my hand.

"This horse is still playing with you. What kind of master is this horse, what kind of horse is it..."

I gave Xiao Fei a hard look, but I was afraid that he would be unhappy and take this beautiful horse away and force me to ride in the carriage, so I forcibly suppressed the words that came out of my mouth.

"General Yan, why don't you get on your horse? You deliberately asked us to wait." A dark man in black gold armor urged us on the horseback.

I was a little troubled, Ye Xing obviously didn't want me to touch it, how could it let me ride on its back, and I had never ridden a horse before, how could I get on a horse?

I looked at Xiao Fei at the side, clasped my hands together, and said, "General Xiao has a high position and authority, commanding the entire army, how could Yan Mo get on the horse before General Xiao?"

Xiao Fei obviously didn't take my compliments very well, so he cleared his throat and jumped on the horse.The movement was so fast that I could only clearly see the moment when he held the rein, I shifted my gaze to Yexing, and held Yexing's rein in full view.Ye Xing's reaction really didn't surprise me, he shook his head and raised his head, obviously he didn't recognize me as Yan Mo.

Xiao Fei was a little surprised, and said with pride in his tone: "It seems that you can't let this horse down anymore. Could it be that it thinks you are down and out and doesn't want to be driven by you? Why don't you let it..."

Before he finished speaking, I shouted, "Don't even think about it!"

Yexing is so human and beautiful, no matter how disobedient it is to me, I don't want to torment it. I caressed its back and said to it: "Yexing, I know you're uncomfortable, and I don't want to stand here right now. The person in front of you is Yan Mo like me, and I can't help myself, if you don't want to stay by my side, I'll let you go now, how about it?"

I firmly believe that Yexing can understand, it is gradually docile under my touch, with glittering things in its eyes, and a whimpering sound in its throat, and finally lowers its head and licks my face.

It's a grassy scent, very nice.It slowly bent its limbs, and the horse's back was getting closer and closer to the ground, until the stirrups fell to the ground, and then stopped.It turned its head to look at me, with kindness in its dark eyes, I touched the saddle on its back, and Yexing neighed lightly.After I carefully stepped on the back of the horse, Ye Xing straightened her limbs and took the initiative to step beside Xiao Fei.Xiao Fei's mount seemed to be a little afraid of Ye Xing, so he couldn't help but took two steps back.In this way, it seems that I am the leader of this army.

I pulled the rein under the cold eyes of everyone, and Yexing stepped back reluctantly, and I patted its head to express comfort.Xiao Fei didn't speak, and led the soldiers towards the front of the army.

I was hesitating whether to keep up or not, when a word blew into my ears in the wind, "Not following up? Do you want to ride your horse and escape?"

I was holding the horse's belly, but Ye Xing didn't want to chase after it, so I had no choice but to tell it: "Yan Yu is in their hands, we can only follow."

Only then did Yexing reluctantly take a step forward. Apart from being surprised by Yexing's intelligence, I was even more delighted. It seemed to have recognized me, and it seemed to be the number one in the world. A friend who recognizes me as Yan Mo, Ye Xing is a horse and also my Yan Mo's friend.