Goodbye online game rivers and lakes

The closed beta of the game "Jianghu" has been started for almost a month, and the Novice Village has long been empty, only NPCs are standing there bored. Although "Jianghu" is an internal test, there are also very considerate tips for beginners.

Chu Jinqing cooperated with the novice's prompts, walked back and forth, left and right, and then pressed the space bar to jump around. The new feeling made Chu Jinqing keep exploring and trying like a child finding a new toy.

Xinshou Village is the only place with a day and night system. It was night when Chu Jinqing entered the game, so Xinshou Village was also at night. He jumped up and down like a monkey in the dark Novice Village, and suddenly his character was out of control and kept going Going forward, Chu Jinqing was in a hurry, released the W key, but the character was still walking, passing through the backyard of the small house, passing through the small bushes, and a river with bright water appeared in front of him, oh, Chu Jinqing covered his eyes , and then a tragedy happened with a 'bang' and his character Mapo Tofu fell into the river.

After taking a bath, Mapo Tofu continued to move forward bravely, and finally got stuck in the middle of the river when it encountered a big rock. Chu Jinqing kept pressing the W key to stop, wondering if the keyboard was malfunctioning. I was wondering whether to call my friend for help, but suddenly I saw a person standing on the shore. I couldn't see his face clearly against the moonlight, but the words popping out of the person's head could be seen clearly.

[Nearby] [Expression] [Where is Spring] bowed deeply to [Ma Po Tofu], smoked a piece of incense, and said in his mouth the words of early death and early promotion.

[Nearby] [Where is Spring]: Hahaha, idiot.

[Nearby] [Where is Spring]: Little Tofu, press G to stop.

Although Chu Jinqing was annoyed by these words, idiot little tofu, she still did as he said, and she stopped. Relieved, Chu Jinqing looked at the man. He was not very polite, but he still wanted to say thank you. It's a pity that Chu Jinqing stared blankly at the chat box for a long time, researched for a long time to find a place to type but didn't know how to send it, and the people standing on the shore had already said a long list.

[Nearby] [Where is Spring]: You are a novice, will you come up?

[Nearby] [Where is Spring]: Well, you also know that if you don't know how to climb up, you can be resurrected on the spot after drowning.

[Nearby] [Where is Spring]: But don't you even know how to commit suicide?

[Nearby] [Where is Spring]; Everyone?Are you there?

Chu Jinqing was depressed, and couldn't send it after typing. At this moment, he deeply felt the pain of not being able to speak, so he could only press the space to jump Mapo Tofu to show that he was there.

[Nearby] [Where is Spring]: Yes, just say a word when you are, how do I know you are here if you don’t speak, if I face a wall, I have already said it.

Chu Jinqing soaked in the water and listened to Tang Seng's chanting about where is the spring, and jumped again.

'Plop' Spring jumped into the water and swam towards him, then circled around Mapo Tofu, finally stopped in front of him, leaned over to stare at him, don't blame where Spring is, this kid is boring, Xinshou Village It's a closed place where you can't post the world, only the team chat area and the map channel, the game has been started for so long, it's already empty, where is the spring, alone in the Xinshou Village, aggrieved, it's called every day should not be, it's called the ground It doesn't work, one by one chatting secretly to harass friends, whether it's a dungeon or a discussion, there is no time to talk to him.

It just happened to see a living player, the excitement and joy are self-evident, and the enthusiasm is as enthusiastic as seeing a revolutionary compatriot.

Where is the spring brazenly sticking to mapo tofu to play hooligans, cheek to cheek, chest to chest.

[Nearby] [Where is Spring]: If you ignore me, I will tease you.

[Nearby] [Expression] [Where is Spring] Lifting the chin of [Ma Po Tofu], teasingly said, Beauty, come and give me a smile.

Chu Jinqing was dumbfounded at the fact that a male account was being molested by a male account in the water. She had seen hooligans before, but had never seen hooligans with the same sex. Chu Jinqing silently took out her mobile phone and called her friend for help.

"Xiao Zheng, how do you send the typed words in the game?"

"Press enter."

"Hmm..." Chu Jinqing hesitated to speak, wondering if he should tell about being molested.

"If you have any questions, don't be shy. There are many questions when you just play the game."

"Well, what should I do if I meet a gangster in the game?"

"Male and female?" Zheng Ying asked lazily, "The female hooligans just lie down and let themselves be molested, while the male hooligans push back and moleste instead." After all, after playing games for a long time, Zheng Ying naturally became a hooligan.

"..." Chu Jinqing was still a piece of tender tofu, so she couldn't do such a rascal thing.

"But it's not suitable for you, our little Chu is too tender, both men and women, you have to lie down..."

Halfway through the conversation, the other end had already hung up the phone, Zheng Ying scratched her face, looked at the phone and muttered to herself, Xiao Chu's temper has grown.

'Crack' Chu Jinqing hung up the phone angrily, and you just lay down after saying something prank.Looking at the screen again, Chu Jinqing had to admire where is spring's perseverance and boredom, the chat box has been filled by him, where is spring blowing a kiss to you, where is spring looking at you shyly, where is spring Kicked on Mapo Tofu's ass, where did spring yell for rock-paper-scissors.

[Nearby] [Ma Po Tofu]: Thank you

Originally thought that Chunchun would jump up excitedly, but she didn't want the other party to be very calm, so calm that she didn't respond. Chu Jinqing was about to type anymore, but the other party jumped on the rock and squatted in circles, with words floating on her head.

[Nearby] [Where is Spring]: God, I finally told a stone to bloom, 5555555.

[Nearby] [Where is Spring]: You are not tofu, you are Stone 555.

Then Chu Jinqing saw where Chunchun made a gesture of wriggling and punching him, with the words "you are dead" floating above her head.The bones of Chu Jinqing's whole body are crisp, and Lei Su...

Chu Jinqing is considering whether "Jianghu" should be extinct.

"Jianghu" is a newly launched game. The closed beta will start in November. The closed beta account is only available for a limited time. Chu Jinqing's college friend Zheng Ying is a game fanatic. Called Chu Jinqing for help, Chu Jinqing applied for an account, but her friend was forced by her parents to go on a blind date when she came back from a business trip. Busy and busy, both of them forgot about the game account.

When Chu Jinqing rarely opened the mailbox, he found the dusty letter from the game company for a long time. Congratulations to him for becoming a test player. The idiot Chu Jinqing still thought about it for a long time before she remembered this matter and called Zheng Ying. I have happily hooked up with my blind date and went to another game, and the woman does not have a Jianghu account, so I can't play together. Naturally, Zheng Ying will not come to play again, so I left this account to Chu Jinqing and asked him to go too. For fun, don't bury your head in reading when you are studying. Now that you are working, you should still bury your head in work. You must have more entertainment so that you don't get bored.

Chu Jinqing looked at the game account, and climbed to the "Jianghu" forum with the mentality of trying. How many people lamented that they did not apply for an account and asked to share it. In this way, if they had an account but did not play, Chu Jinqing would incur many crimes in vain feel.

When he was in college, he was the only one of the four in the dormitory who didn’t play games, and the other three often upgraded day and night, downloaded dungeons and refreshed their equipment. He also wanted to know where the magic power of this online game was, so he turned on the computer overnight and downloaded it. The client entered the game in a daze.

After entering the game, I realized that there are so many choices, such as character gender, appearance and clothes. Fortunately, before playing the game, he asked Zheng Ying to do a blind scan, so he had a general understanding, and when it was his turn to think of the name, he had a hard time choosing a character. Zheng Ying said that this name is a science.

Take a name that is too indecent and wait for the trouble to come to your door and be beaten in the future, because there are indeed many boring people who will start beating you because your name is not pleasing to the eye. If you want to be a ladyboy, of course you can’t choose a name that is too manly, and sometimes there is no such name. Having fun is also key to making friends.

Chu Jinqing thought about it, and thought of the dish she just ate, so she picked up a mapo tofu.

Who would have thought that the name was a piece of shit luck, as soon as it entered the game, someone ate tofu.

On the first day of the game, Chu Jinqing deeply realized the importance of names.