Goodbye online game rivers and lakes

With the coolie here, where is the spring, Mapo Tofu is so relaxed and proud. Before walking, I would cower and hide in fear of attracting monsters, but now I walk completely sideways.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: I just found out that you are a crab.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: You treat me as a fool for not having this zodiac sign.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: ==|||.

The corner of Ye Yihan's mouth twitched, you are really stupid, you are not ordinary...

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: By the way, you are also from W City?

Mapo Tofu's words made Ye Yihan, who was fighting monsters, shake his hands. Accidentally, the group of attackers hit the wrong spot and fell into the pile of monsters. The mobs rushed over cheerfully. Where to add blood.

After clearing these monsters, Mapo Tofu continued to resist the medicine shovel.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: I know you are very charming, I have seen it in the dungeon.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Your reflex arc is too long, we said it was six hours ago!

Sometimes Ye Yihan really wanted to grab Mapo Tofu's head and shake it vigorously, just like the husky before shaking his house, he was in a daze.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: From a professional and scientific point of view, this matter has nothing to do with reflex arcs.

Tell you from the perspective of intellectual youth in the new century, it is definitely related!But Ye Yihan still refrained from saying, with the escort of where is the spring, Mapo Tofu dug the medicine quickly and smoothly, and ran to the pharmacist to continue rubbing the pills after digging.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Why is my experience in pharmacy stagnant?

Mapo tofu has a hundred thousand whys, where is the encyclopedia in spring, Ye Yihan rolled his eyes, his brow began to sweat.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Have you never learned new pharmaceutical skills? ? ?

There was a long pause there, maybe Chu Jinqing was looking for the answer, but Ye Yihan felt that he had already got the answer.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Hahaha...

[Team] [Where is Spring]: ==|||I wonder why you are still digging low-level medicinal materials for so many days.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: You hindsight.

[Team] [Expression] [Where is Spring] Angrily kicked [Ma Po Tofu] in the ass.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: You kicked from the side, I'll go to bed at that point, 88.

Ye Yihan glanced at the computer time, and suddenly found that Mapo Tofu had a new purpose, such as reminding him when it was the weekend and what time it is now.

After a while, Mapo Tofu came online again.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Why are you here.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Go check your eyesight, buttocks and thighs are serious problems.

Don't wait for the spring to kick up and kick again, someone has already gone offline, leaving the spring with itchy feet in place and wondering where it is.

"Quack, quack, woof, woof, meow~" Ye Yihan's phone vibrated, and a long series of numbers appeared on the screen.

"Hello." Ye Yihan greeted lazily.

"Good morning, baby~" The other end was much more energetic than Ye Yihan, a college student.

"I only have the stars and the moon here, Mom, I beg you to remember the time difference."

"What's the time difference, you haven't slept anyway, baby, are you in City W or City C?"

Ye Yihan's hometown is in City C. After his parents divorced, his father went to work in City W, and he naturally followed him. He only occasionally went back to City C to visit relatives during vacations, and became friends for a while.

Ye Yihan narrowed his eyes, and asked vigilantly: "What do you want to do? And don't call me baby, how old are you, baby baby." Ye Yihan rubbed the goose bumps on his arm, especially when his mother made that voice so loud. Procrastinate, imitate the heroine's coquettish voice in TV dramas.

"Buy you a plane ticket to my wedding, you see how caring I am as a mother, you bastard doesn't appreciate it." At the other end, it was like every TV show, complaining about how hard it is to be pregnant in October, How painful it is to give birth to you.

Ye Yihan was most afraid of his mother's nagging in his life, like Tang Seng chanting a mantra, countless flies and mosquitoes twitched in his ears, "Okay, okay, I'll go, I'm in City C, when is your wedding date?"

"It will be held when you come, baby, I told the dead man, I won't marry if my son doesn't come hahaha~"

Ye Yihan was stunned for a moment, feeling a little sour in his heart. When he was a child, he always felt that his parents divorced because he didn't love him, but in fact there was no necessary connection between them. Instead, the two were afraid that after the divorce, his little tree would grow into a crooked tree, so he was extremely worried. With all the care and love, he has not become a ball between his parents. He is already luckier than many people. As for the old mother, I still hope to get the blessing of his biological son. Kill me." Ye Yihan joked.

"He dares!" Mama Ye already had the courage of the Hedong lion's roar before going through the door, and then asked with a smile on her face, "I'll help you book a ticket. When will you start school?"

This question really turned Ye Yihan's question upside down. Once the winter vacation and summer vacation are over, it is not an exaggeration to describe it as drunk and dreaming of not knowing what time it is. Ye Yihan checked the time on the school website, "There are still eighteen days."

His mother booked the flight ticket and told Ye Yihan the time, he was dumbfounded. The mother's timing was quite accurate, so she directly booked a flight ticket back to City W the day before school started. She called it, baby, we haven't seen each other for so long Why don't you just run away when you come to attend a wedding? Spend more time with your mother, okay, okay, just bought the air ticket, and Mother Ye hung up the phone without breathing or giving Ye Yihan a chance to rebut.

It's been more than half a month since he left, Ye Yihan explained to Mapo Tofu the next day when he played the game, he was so verbose that he could fight with his mother, be careful not to be a crab when digging medicine, and ask friends for help when encountering elite monsters in leveling , don’t beat yourself up alone, you can’t beat it, if you have nothing to do, you can find Hulu Nuomi and them to download a copy. The plug-in you introduced last time can be used, which is good for Lu Chi.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Stop talking...

[Team] [Where is Spring]: I'm not rambling.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: I just think it's unlucky for you to confess your last words.

Ye Yihan looked at Mapo Tofu with contempt, it's even more unlucky for you to say it, he flipped through the chat history, well, he also admitted that he talked too much.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: Can't you surf the Internet over there?

[Team] [Where is Spring]: Yes, but the game still depends on the situation.

[Team] [Where is Spring]: When the time comes, I will apply for a pass and come back to PK with you later.

[Team] [Ma Po Tofu]: == Can you tell me not to come back?

[Team] [Where is Spring]: (^o^)/ I originally planned to PK once, but tonight we will level up first, and we will specialize in PK at the same level as you and me.

Ye Yihan's move was to train Mapo Tofu's reaction speed. He didn't expect him to win in PK, at least he had to be able to run, so as not to be cut into pieces of tofu in the wild.