Otherworldly beast face

Sure enough, the power of the masses is great. I just woke up and haven't stood up yet. Almost all the monsters in the monster forest over there know it.Even the Treant, who has always kept his duty, ran to see me with his bark and two bare roots.

So I became a monkey in the World of Warcraft forest, entertaining others.

"Double-headed, how do I see how this monster looks like a human?" The old bear rubbed his chin and seemed to observe me carefully.

I rolled my eyes, please, this is human, okay!

"Why did you become a human all of a sudden?" the white-headed man asked me strangely.

I shook my head, touched my nose with my front paws, and suddenly found that my five fingers seemed to be getting longer and I was not very good at using them.

"Did you eat too much magic core?" Heitou said, shaking his head.

Baitou thought for a while, then nodded, "It's possible, let him eat less next time."

I was taken aback, what does this mean, that I can't keep like this?

"I have to eat again?" I found that my voice was quite nice.

The white head and the black head rolled their eyes at me together, "Don't forget your physique!"

I shrank my head in shock. By the way, my physique doesn't seem to be able to store magic power. That is to say, the magic power of the magic cores I eat will fade with time, and once it is less than the bottom line of becoming a human, it will change back... ...Should I turn back into a monster, or an animal?I wonder.

"Why do I see five colors? Shouldn't it be a six-color dog?" Just as everyone was discussing how many magic cores I need to transform, a voice came in, and it was nothing but the rainbow wolf.

The corner of the mouth twitches, a colorful dog?This... who came up with this bad name? ? ?

After being interrupted by him, everyone reacted, and immediately began to point to my head and body and start counting.

"One, two..."

What's even more exasperating is that when they counted to four, the old bear actually picked up one of my legs and looked at my small forest, and then turned around and smiled, and everyone said a five loudly together!

I XX him a oo!I gave the old bear a mouthful when I turned around, but unfortunately we forgot that we are human now, the teeth are as flat as a washboard, so apart from my toothache and biting my hair, the old bear is fine at all.

I angrily pointed at those heartless people, trembling and speechless.

Maybe it really felt a little too much, all the monsters lowered their heads in embarrassment, and the old bear scratched his head naively.

I took a few deep breaths, forget it, we are thoughtful and cultured dogs...people, not as knowledgeable as them.

Unexpectedly, Old Xiong and the others suddenly looked at me with bright eyes, and Old Xiong even asked a question that made me faint.

"Liucai, you are still missing a piece of blue. Is it wrapped in a small skin, and you can only see it when you stand up?" Everyone's eyes were naked and focused on my poor trembling little bean sprouts.

And I was so angry that I fainted gloriously.

This time I understood why Uncle Mustache Vulture left here.

……

After becoming a human being, it was a little different from what I imagined. In my memory, I walked like the wind and sat like a clock, with that posture and body shape!

But after I really had a human body, I realized that in the past few years, I have been living as a dog, and the result of having a human body all of a sudden is that I can't use it at all.

First of all, the length of the front legs is different. I originally wanted to stand up like the person in my memory, but the hind legs couldn’t use force, and I couldn’t stand up. Let’s not talk about it. All four legs are on the ground, but because the front and rear lengths are different, My brain was completely empty, and I was a little short of oxygen.

The old bear who passed by went up and slapped my buttocks, "What are you doing with your ass?"

Grandma has a leg!Who likes to poke their ass if it's okay!

Finally, I learned to crawl first, and crawled around in the forest every day. The rainbow wolf saw it and said to me with contempt: "You are really embarrassing to our canine family!"

Damn, you know about canines? !

After the days of crawling around, I started to learn to stand up.But before I can stand up, I have to put on the whole thing, it's so cold on a hairless day!No wonder Uncle Bearded Vulture doesn't like the look of humans.

Pull the fur of the old bear to the east, and the tail of the rainbow wolf to the west. Today it is the feathers of the wings, and tomorrow it is the beard of the big mouse. Anyway, I harass all the monsters in the World of Warcraft Forest except for those with scales and those without hair. Over and over again, who told them to watch my jokes, and... still want to see my little bean sprouts! !

I dipped a vest and a small fur skirt with soft rattan and Yishi 502, which finally relieved my body temperature.

Awkward?Don’t be ridiculous, when you wake up every morning, you will see a bunch of monsters lifting your hind legs and tsk-tsk while observing the situation of the little bean sprouts. Every night, the unicorns will come to smell the smell below, and they will look innocent. Ask me, "Can you still be in heat?", you say that I am embarrassed ass!Whoever said that one has to have high thinking in order to become a Warcraft is simply nonsense!These guys are simply a bunch of brains!

At first I thought the two-headed snake was a steady and mature snake, but who would have thought that since I did not become a monster and became a human directly, this girl will depend on me at all, one is wrapped around my neck, not two heads today The quarrel means that the two heads will quarrel with me tomorrow. I guess I will have schizophrenia after I really adapt to the human body.

But I have to say that my adaptability is still good. After about a month, I can go up trees, down rivers, fight old bears, compare speed with rainbow wolves, and sometimes ride Unicorn went to visit the Ent.

In fact, the tree people are not as scary as the old bear said, they are actually very hospitable, the so-called bad temper may be that they speak too straight, and they don't know what to say.

For example, if you bring a dish with moderate taste and ugly color, he will only say: "The dish you cook is really ugly." Of course, it is easier to offend people, and in the end he will make a grumpy and difficult to get along with evaluation. .

However, the tree man has a way to communicate with the trees outside the World of Warcraft Forest. Although the speed is not flattering, it is really a great ability. I often go to the tree man to listen to him talk about things outside. It is generally a matter of ten years ago, so it can be seen how fast the communication between trees is!sweat!

Tree people also have a kind of magic core, which is green. According to the two heads, it is of the wood system, and it should be a branch of the earth system.

In fact, the tree people are quite lonely, I just go to them often to listen to their stories, and they gave me a lot of wood-type magic cores, which made me very embarrassed.

In a blink of an eye, I have been in the World of Warcraft Forest for more than three years. I asked them for details and they didn’t remember, and I couldn’t feel the difference of seasons here, so I could only miss it silently in my heart. My Dabai, thinking of Xiaoguang who cried for me and laughed for me.

The days in the World of Warcraft Forest were not very leisurely. When everyone saw that I was able to use this body proficiently, they once again summoned the World of Warcraft in the forest and held a World of Warcraft Conference, mainly to do my ideological work.

"Liucai, do you think it's a magical beast after transforming? Wrong, big mistake." Rainbow Wolf.

"Being a monster requires corresponding magic power. Of course, you can supplement it by eating magic cores, but have you ever thought about what to do if you don't have any magic cores?" Double Wings.

"This requires martial skills, of course not the kind of martial skills of knights. After all, it is impossible for you to practice both magic and martial arts with your small body." Old Xiong said.

"So before you leave, we will take turns teaching you martial arts." Unicorn.

So I voluntarily jumped into their trap when I was fooled and dizzy by the public.

Why is it a trap? Have you ever heard of martial arts that can identify whether a "person" is in heat?Have you ever seen how martial arts dig a hole?Have you ever seen martial arts teach you how to chew herbs to make it more effective?Well, the last one is considered as medical skill, barely counted as a side branch of martial arts... a side branch... all in all, all in all... oh!It's hard to say!

The sun is rising, the sun is setting, being abused from the tree to the tree, from the ground to the river, and finally there is a "Oh, why don't we dig a hole!"

From the very beginning of a strong counterattack, to the end of silently bearing, I deeply understand that sentence.

Life is easy; life is easy; life is so fucking not easy!

I have no concept of time, but the tree people told me that another two years have passed, and I have basically learned the "martial arts" of the monsters in the forest of monsters.

Originally, when I finally wanted to escape and leave here, the magical power in my body was just consumed to the critical point of transforming into a human being, and I turned into a dog...a magical beast when I touched it.

Luckily though, I'm still white and not rainbow-colored like Rainbow Wolf, and I have to thank God again.

But just when I was extremely rejoicing, I suddenly felt the turbulent flow of breath in my body, and it all flowed towards my back, as if it was going to explode from inside my body.

Hastily yelled at the onlookers: "I'm going to blow myself up!"

I saw everyone disappeared in a whiz, and when I was lamenting that it was not good to meet a beast, they dragged the tree man back and surrounded me in a full circle. The tree man can be revived as long as he leaves a small branch.

I was moved to look at them.

"Don't get excited. It's been a long time since we've seen a monster explode. We're here for a visit. Please ignore it."

These bastards!

Before he had time to feel sad for Qiu Huai, he felt that breath rushed out from behind.

I yelled and prepared to go to the Paradise of Paradise, but after waiting for a long time, neither pain nor death, but a paw from the old bear.

"It's fun playing with us!"

I froze for a moment, and hurriedly looked back. It didn't matter after I saw it, and I cried after reading it.

Those with wings are not necessarily angels, they may be birdmen, and now they may be bird dogs.

We have grown a pair of six-colored wings...