Rebirth of Yongle Merry

The chaos like the beginning of the world dissipated, Hu Qianhuan regained his sanity and woke up, a full 100 years had passed.He is a male fox, belonging to the rare white fox category. His fur is white without any blemishes, his light pink snout is upturned, his brown and purple mandarin duck eyes, no matter from the perspective of a fox or a human It seems that he has a very fatal attraction.

This may be the reason why it was favored by Guangde Xingjun in the first place.

The longest lifespan of a fox is no more than 15 years. Like his kind, he is well versed in the principle of carpe diem.The human race is sexually promiscuous, and Fox Qianhuan was also very sexual that day. He pressed a marble fox with patterns under his body, and he fucked heartily.

"Heaven makes a mat, the ground is a quilt, infatuated and intoxicated, do you remember this evening and what evening?"

At the most hearty time, Guangde Xingjun slowly fell from the branch above the place where they met.

The sleeves of the light blue robe are relaxed, the eyebrows are sword-shaped and the nose is high, the son of the emperor of heaven descends from the sky gracefully like the wind. "Aww, is it a god? Or a monster?" Marble Fox obviously had never seen such a scene of a god descending, and immediately flew out of the grass in fright.Hu Qianhuan lazily rolled over, narrowed his eyes and looked at the fairy who suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Do you like gays?"

Guangde Xingjun's smile was soft and bright, like a ball of light and shadow blurred in front of his eyes, Hu Qianhuan licked his naturally thin lips, "Yes, I am a fox with a broken sleeve."

"You don't seem to be afraid of me?"

"I don't kill, and I don't do evil. Why should I be afraid of you? Besides, you are so good-looking."

"Oh?"

Guangde Xingjun leaned over, and the smile on his lips deepened.

"I look good in your eyes?"

Hu Qianhuan raised his head, his jade-like pupils narrowed in a half-smile, and the cunning fox's thoughts were reflected in it.Guangde Xingjun sees his own reflection in his eyes, under the thick eyebrows are narrow and deep red phoenix eyes, and his thin lips are pursed into an extremely gentle arc... It cannot be said that he is narcissistic. In his eyes, he was indeed a handsome and handsome man.

"Your mind is pure and free from evil thoughts."

Guangde Xingjun straightened up and smiled brightly.

He has hundreds of incarnations, the more evil thoughts in his heart, the more fierce and ugly his image is in his eyes.Hu Qianhuan could see his impeccable handsome appearance. Although he was good-natured by nature, it at least proved that he had no evil thoughts in his heart, and the meeting by chance was also fate.

"It's your luck to meet me. Would you like to be guided by me to practice Taoism and get rid of the cycle of birth, old age, sickness and death?"

"I do not want to."

Hu Qianhuan categorically refused.

Guangde Xingjun showed a slight surprise, "This kind of opportunity is hard to come by, and you don't want it?"

"Mr. Xing should leave the opportunity to those who want it."

To be favored by Guangde Xingjun is a blessing for several lifetimes, but Hu Qianhuan doesn't want it.On the mountain opposite, there lived a Taoist priest named Zhang Yinyi, who claimed to be the No. 40 third-generation celestial master of Taoism.But one has to practice discipline and cleanliness like him, and cut off the desires of the mortal world in exchange for one's ability. Hu Qianhuan would rather let his own flesh and blood rot in the mountains and rocks.

Eating freely, drinking freely, chasing the object of sexual intercourse profligately, why bother to sharpen your head and be a fairy with a pure heart and asceticism?

Guangde Xingjun looked at him and smiled, full of bait, "You don't have to quit prostitution."

"I still like to be an ordinary fox."

Hu Qianhuan turned over and stood up. He was in the age of a wolf and a tiger, full of energy and endurance. Instead of having a nutritious conversation with Guangde Xingjun here, it is better to use this time to find another object of love.Seeing that he was about to leave, Guangde Xingjun suddenly said slowly behind him, "My name is Tianyu."

"Tianyu?"

The son of the Emperor of Heaven naturally takes Tian as his surname, but... what does it mean for him to tell him his name?This Guangde Xingjun who killed a thousand swords!Hu Qianhuan turned around suddenly, his brown and purple mandarin duck eyes were already stained with anger.Guangde Xingjun still smiled at Yan Yan, and he didn't show any displeasure because of his anger, on the contrary, he seemed quite happy about it.

Hu Qianhuan watched Guangde Xingjun play the trick with his fingers, and then a spiritual light popped out and hit him directly on the forehead.

"You already know my name, from now on, I will be your master."

"Why do gods bother a fox?"

"...Actually, the life of a fairy is very boring."

The smile on Guangde Xingjun's lips changed, and he blinked like a naughty child, revealing a hint of scheming and cunning.Hu Qianhuan wailed again and again, he didn't even smell enough of the race's estrus, so he was taken into sleep to practice Taoism.The gods in the upper realm who have lived for thousands of years are probably bored to the point where a bird's nest grows on their heads, so they will find trouble for nothing, and use Purdue as an excuse to take down humans and animals in the lower realm for fun.

Regardless of the wish of the old fox, and the blessing of the fox, Guangde Xingjun, you are not a god, but a pervert!

Hu Qianhuan woke up after sleeping for 100 years, and his true qi circulated for a week, only to feel full of qi and blood, and feel happy physically and mentally.After all, Guangde Xingjun had no intention of harming him, but his forehead was marked by the aura, and he has become a captive beast from now on.

"Ooooooooooo."

The marble fox he once mated with, he still remembers the black patterns growing on his forehead, around the ears, around the eyes, the bushes he likes to inhabit, and the balls of yarn he snatched from the paws of other foxes..., in the past Everything has turned to dust, and he can never go back.A sour taste rippling away, Hu Qian howled happily to vent the depression in his heart.He doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to be with his kind, eat dew in the morning, and lie in the stars at night.

Someone approached with one step at a time, before Hu Qianhuan raised his eyes, a snow-white light and shadow of cold jade whisk came to his face.

The itching and numbness rushed straight to his throat and nose, and he couldn't help but open his mouth and sneezed on his back.

From the corner of his eyes, a nimble figure quickly flashed to the side, avoiding his splashed tears, saliva and snot.Hu Qianhuan recognized the gray hemp-colored celestial master's Taoist robe. Only Taoist Zhang Yinyi, who lived next to him on the same mountain, would wear this kind of clothing that claimed to be Daoist and immortal.

His eyes are bright red, one brown and one purple are shining with clear light. In the 100 years of his dream of practicing, there are still some things that have not changed. At least the man in front of him has inherited the mantle of No.40 for three generations of celestial masters. Zhang Yinyi, who is not old enough to die, treats him as rudely as before.

"Smelly Taoist priest, come here and be safe!"

He stretched long and stretched his hands and feet.There was a rustling sound under him, and he slowly transformed into a tall and handsome young man, and then greeted Zhang Yinyi lazily.

"Stinky, Taoist, scholar?!"

The sound of Zhang Yinyi grinding his teeth sounded in his ears, and the next moment, Hu Qianhuan's fox tail, which had not had time to melt away, had fallen into his five fingers. "I haven't bathed in 100 years, you are the one who stinks! Now that you're awake, get out of my cave!"

Hu Qianhuan took a few strong sniffs with the tip of his nose. The dry grass under his body was soft and warm, exuding a pleasant fragrance. Zhang Yinyi's body had a special smell of saponins.He was indeed not smelly, and was very clean. It was indeed rare for a Taoist priest who lived alone in the mountains and practiced for a hundred years to be as clean as he was.

"It's not that I came by myself."

Guangde Xingjun had to return to the Heavenly Court because of the time limit, so he was thrown to Zhang Yinyi to take care of him, so as to prevent him from being picked up and peeled for cooking while he was unconscious and practicing Taoism in his dream.Hu Qianhuan wriggled his naked body, and it was the first time he transformed into a human being, and he was still not very used to it.

The naked buttocks rubbed over, Zhang Yinyi let go of his hands as if fleeing from the plague, and Hu Qianhuan finally hid the last fox tail.Turning his waist lightly, he is quite satisfied with his appearance after transforming into a human. His fair skin, slender and sly eyes, and thin red lips are close to his appearance when he was a fox. Even if he transforms into a human, he is still the same pretty!

After rubbing on the dry grass a few times, the desire began to revive like dead ashes.

100 years, 100 years, Guangde Xingjun, you evil deity who steals human blessings!

Hu Qian Huan looked at Zhang Yinyi, he didn't seem to have changed much in 100 years, and he still looked like a breeze in his sleeves.This is probably the beauty of attaining the Tao, which is dreamed and longed by countless people.Zhang Yinyi's fingers are slender and white, it shouldn't be too uncomfortable to be held by him.Hu Qianhuan secretly thought that he had just woken up after sleeping for 100 years, and it was difficult to find a suitable partner to have sex with.

"Hey, Taoist priest, help me solve it."

He leaned back and landed on the dry grass, stretched his body with flushed cheeks, stretched out the wet tip of his tongue to lick his thin red lips, and then glanced at Zhang Yiyin with winking eyes, "I'm not beautiful." pretty?"

"You're beautiful!" Yin Yi was so angry that he threw the whisk in his face, "You are a perverted fox! Don't stain my treasure hole, get out quickly, and you'd better put a steel rod on your head!" Needle, so that when it rains and thunders, the heavens will burn you to pieces!"

"Your mouth is vicious."

It is well known that foxes are afraid of thunder, yet Zhang Yinyi cursed him like that.Hu Qianhuan suddenly jumped up quickly, threw Zhang Yinyi heavily on the ground, and bit his collar while saying: "Help me solve it! Otherwise, I will bite all your whisks and Taoist robes!"

"you dare?"

"Why am I afraid? Don't forget that Guangde Xingjun asked you to take care of me!"

"The content of looking after does not include helping you vent your desire."

Hu Qianhuan's cheekbone was hit hard by a fist, he opened his mouth and bit down hard, and the sound of cloth being torn immediately sounded from under him. "Now you have to help me if you need it."

"Go away!"

Zhang Yinyi pushed him away vigorously, and Hu Qianhuan squatted on the ground, staring at him ready to go, ready to throw him down again at any time.Zhang Yinyi inspected the hole in the Taoist robe and wanted to cry, but it was the robe given to him by Guangde Xingjun. He took care of Hu Qianhuan for 100 years, but he was bitten to death by the revenge for this little reward.

"I'm still a child now, I won't break the precept because of you, if you get angry, you have to find a partner yourself or solve it with your hands!"

Hu Qianhuan raised his paws and scratched them in the air a few times. These five things on the left and right without the tips of the claws are called hands? ... He can solve it by himself, what help do you need from Zhang Yinyi?

"I don't know how to use my hands!"

"So you can't? You're called a fox in vain, you're just a pig, you're so stupid." Zhang Yinyi spread out his hands, with a look of helplessness on his face.Hu Qianhuan dared to bet with ten roast chickens, he was definitely laughing gleefully in his heart.Sure enough, Zhang Yinyi laughed uncontrollably the next moment, and said: "I will definitely not help you. If you force me to break the precept, I will immediately castrate your evil roots!"

"Smelly Taoist priest, go to hell!"

Grinding his teeth, Hu Qianhuan suddenly jumped up, biting the cold jade whisk in Zhang Yiyin's hand vigorously.

"My whisk!"

With the sound of screams, Zhang Yinyi waved his robe sleeves, and there was already an extra yellow talisman between his fingertips. "Spiritual Talismans of the Three Realms are as urgent as a law, order!"

Hu Qianhuan didn't see how he shot at all, the yellow talisman flew towards him with the air current and stuck it on his forehead.His eyes widened in disbelief, his body was completely frozen, and the yellow talisman fell down with his breath. The situation was as weird as it could be.

He was plotted against like this!

Zhang Yinyi stretched the creases of his robe, brushed away the anger just now, and said leisurely: "When your desire fades away, I will untie the talisman for you."

After speaking, he waved the cold jade dust whisk in his hand, and left with one step at a time.

Hu Qianhuan stiffened his body, posing in an extremely ugly and strenuous posture.He is in the age of a wolf and a tiger, full of energy and endurance, when will the fire of desire be extinguished?Aww, even if the stinky Taoist priest surnamed Zhang wants to use the body fixation method, he should first change him into a more comfortable position!

One hour, or two hours passed?

After Hu Qianhuan cursed Zhang Yinyi thousands and hundreds of times, he stepped closer and closer, and the yellow talisman on his forehead was finally torn off.

"Oh, oh, oh, I'm free at last."

He screamed and rushed out of Zhang Yinyi's cave, the fire of desire had been extinguished long ago, if Zhang Yinyi didn't come to set him free, even if he didn't die, he would be exhausted.As a result, he ran too fast dancing around, and kept in the same posture for too long, his stiff body uncontrollably hit the stone wall at the entrance of the cave, making a loud muffled sound.

Zhang Yinyi watched him blow away like fallen leaves in a gust of wind, still not wearing any clothes on his body, he shook his head helplessly and said: "It really is a beast, I don't know what etiquette and shame are."

"Yandi Luantan (both historical data and gossip)" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

The first bomb: named at the age of seven.

Zhu Di was born in Yingtianfu (now Nanjing) on ​​April 20, the 1360th year of Yuan Dynasty Zhizheng ([-]).Almost at the same time as he fell to the ground, Chen Youliang's urgent document for attacking Taiping also passed to Zhu Yuanzhang.If Taiping was captured, the next target to be attacked would be Yingtian, so before Zhu Yuanzhang had time to take a second look at his son, he went to the front line to command the battle again.

At the end of the 27th year of Zhengzheng (1367), Zhu Yuanzhang was about to officially ascend the throne as emperor in the new year. At this time, the situation had first settled down, and he finally remembered that he had never thought of names for his sons.On December 24, he sacrificed to the Taimiao, attributed the seven sons he gave birth to after crossing the river to the Yin virtue of his ancestors, and named the sons from childhood to childhood: Biao, 樉, 棡, Di, 橚, Zhen , 榑.

After being called "Zhu Si", "Xiao Si" and "Four Son" for seven years, Zhu Di only now has his own name like his brothers, which is really pitiful.