Rebirth of Yongle Merry

A plate of fresh and tender chicken was put down in front of him. Hu Qianhuan sniffed it with his nose, then turned his head away.

"Don't you want to eat it? It's a very rotten and fragrant chicken."

"I do not want to eat."

"I think I haven't left this treasure cave for many years, but I went down the mountain specially for you, and exchanged it with the farmer for a safe talisman. You don't appreciate the chicken that has been stewed for half an hour?"

Zhang Yinyi stared at him, gradually running out of patience.

"Eat it all for me, do you hear me?"

Hu Qianhuan didn't move at all, "You let me starve to death, I don't want to live anyway."

Zhang Yinyi roared violently, "A fox wants to imitate others and die for love? You are a fox and he is a human. What kind of nerves are you on? If it wasn't for Guangde Xingjun's entrustment, I will accept whether you will die or live." You are strange!"

"He won't want me anymore, otherwise he won't come to see it for 100 years, and you don't have to worry about me anymore."

"One day in the sky, one hundred years underground, he may just be delayed by something." Zhang Yiyin sighed, and his tone slowed down, "It is your blessing to be valued by Guangde Xingjun for several lifetimes. Not all cultivators Those who have gone through all kinds of hardships can penetrate the Profound Gate of Life and Death. Since you have already done it, why do you give up so easily? Apart from being able to transform into a human being, you don't know any fairy arts now. As long as you cheer up, I can teach you, including the last time Is the body-fixing technique to hold you still good?"

Hu Qianhuan raised his head, met the hope in Zhang Yinyi's eyes, and burst into tears.

"What's so good about living a long life and cultivating the Tao? You can only watch the people around you and the people you like die one after another, and then you can't do anything. Life is supposed to be happy and free, otherwise what's the point of being long? "

"Get rid of emotions and desires, understand the heart and see the nature, and only then can we return to the basics and return to the truth, prove the Tao and become immortals."

Zhang Yinyi shook his head helplessly, "You are too sentimental. Although you have the roots of wisdom, you can't be quiet in your heart. Guangde Xingjun was reluctant at the beginning."

Hu Qianhuan drooped his ears, Zhang Yinyi stopped talking, and finally left with one step at a time.

In the empty cave, Hu Qianhuan was the only one left.

He dragged his weak body and moved outside the cave entrance. The autumn sun was gentle and lingering, and countless colorful halos flashed in his eyes.On that day, he was lying in the grass, having sex with a patterned marble fox. Guangde Xingjun slowly descended from the sky, his light blue robe sleeves were stretched out in front of his eyes, his smile was soft and bright, Like a ball of ink, the light and shadow blurred in front of my eyes.

"Master, I can't wait for you to come back and take me away. Will you find me in the next life?"

Hu Qianhuan buried his head in his guard hair, and warm tears fell one by one on the fur of his front paws.

"It's too early for you to die, come in."

A cold humming voice sounded behind him, Hu Qianhuan turned his head slowly, Zhang Yinyi gave him a very reluctant look, "Shen Yunxu has a kind heart, I shouldn't be so lucky, I can cast a spell to ask the sky for personal favors to help him Rebirth, if you want him to come back to life, get the hell out of here immediately!"

"Ooooooooooo."

Hu Qianhuan's sluggish spirit suddenly lifted, is what Zhang Yinyi said true?

Ask the sky for favors and help him to be born again. It turns out that Shen Yunxu can still be brought back to life!

He suddenly jumped onto Zhang Yinyi's body, and licked his face excitedly with the tip of his tongue, "Taoist, you are really a good person, a very good person."

"You've made me dirty."

Zhang Yinyi wiped the saliva off his face with the sleeve of his gray and flaxen robe, and said through gritted teeth: "If you want me to save someone, get away!"

Yellow talisman, peach wood sword, Sanqing bell, canopy ruler, nectar bowl... Zhang Yinyi laid out the magical artifacts one by one, while Hu Qianhuan squatted aside quite honestly.It wasn't until Zhang Yiyin took out the last magic weapon from the treasure chest that he couldn't help but ask, "What is this?"

"The wheel of time."

"The magic weapon of Lord Star on Duty?"

"No." Zhang Yinyi didn't even raise his head, "The time wheel of Xingjun on duty was born in heaven and earth early, and controls the time order of the three realms. This magic weapon of mine is a treasure left by the ancestor Yuanshi Tianzun. It is copied according to the original. Although it cannot change the past, present and future of the world, it is more than enough to cast spells on only one person."

"You actually hid such a treasure!"

Hu Qianhuan excitedly stretched out his paws to scratch, but got hit by Zhang Yinyi's heavy whisk handle.

"If you touch it again, your claws will be cut off."

Zhang Yinyi set up the bill, the order of Wulei was issued, and the wheel of time slowly turned in reverse.It will take Shen Yunxu's primordial spirit, reverse the yin and yang, and return to a month ago. In this way, when he sets foot on Gouling Mountain, Hu Qianhuan can find a way to hold him back to Hangzhou Mansion, so that Avoid a fatal blow.

"Why is it turning so slowly?"

Hu Qianhuan looked at the time wheel eagerly, slowly reversing it bit by bit.

"Every time the time wheel is reversed, time goes back twelve hours."

Zhang Yinyi rested the cold jade fly whisk on his elbows, sat down cross-legged, and cast a spell to activate the time wheel, which would consume a lot of mana. What he needed most at the moment was to sit in meditation to avoid going crazy.If Hu Qianhuan hadn't looked at him with tears in his brown and purple mandarin duck eyes, he looked so pitiful, he wouldn't have risked his life.

For a whole month, in the precious mirror, watching him come back after walking a thousand miles alone and sadly on all fours, leaning over the stream to drink cold water during the day, and sleeping in the wild with his tail curled up at night, he After all, he was not hard-hearted, but he was finally moved by his infatuation.

He spent 20 years of mana as the price, and he was kind enough to this fox.

"Don't harass me, protect the law for me."

After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes, as motionless as a rock.

Hu Qianhuan didn't dare to be careless. After Zhang Yinyi entered meditation, as long as a slight injury, a cat or a dog, would ruin his life.

He used two things at once, guarding Zhang Yinyi while staring at the slowly turning time wheel.

Every minute of waiting is like suffering.

But the more he stared at it, the more Hu Qianhuan felt that the wheel of time was turning slower and slower.

It won't come to a stop in the end, will it?

He couldn't help but jumped onto the bill, stretched out his claws, and tentatively touched it.The time wheel seemed to have resumed its original rotation speed, he breathed a sigh of relief, whether Shen Yunxu could come back to life, all hope was on this time wheel, and it must not let it stop.

Time passed bit by bit, and the time wheel was still turning slowly like a turtle crawling... He couldn't help stretching out his fox paw again.

Scratch it, it's okay.

Scratch it again, it's still fine.

He scratched and scratched, the time wheel turned and turned, and in the end, after scratching for countless times, the time wheel seemed to be fully wound up, turning faster and faster, like a carriage speeding on the official road, and a horse that had run away Pulling it down, it rushed straight towards an unknown end.

"Ooooooooooo."

Hu Qianhuan was sweating profusely, he didn't want this kind of result, he just didn't want the time wheel to stop!

Zhang Yinyi was still meditating like a rock, and he must not be disturbed at this time, otherwise he might go mad and lose his life at any time.What can I do?Hu Qianhuan jumped up and down between the bill and the ground, as if his tail was on fire.If he could control his claws, things wouldn't turn out like this. If Shen Yunxu had an accident and couldn't be reborn, he would have to die to apologize.

When he was so anxious that he was almost going crazy, the speed of the wheel of time gradually slowed down.

And Zhang Yinyi also slowly opened his eyes at this time.

"Ow."

Hu Qianhuan spread his limbs limply on the ground, really tossing him to death.

"Have you ever moved my time wheel?"

Zhang Yinyi opened his eyes, his eyes fell on the still rotating time wheel, and his brows were knit together.Hu Qianhuan lowered his head guiltily, and replied in a low voice, "I only moved a little bit."

"How many laps?"

Hu Qianhuan shook his head, the time wheel suddenly turned rapidly, he didn't have the time to count how many times it was.Zhang Yinyi clasped his fingers in front of his chest, staring at the time wheel silently.Hu Qianhuan tiptoed and planned to get out of the way, but a flash of light suddenly flashed in Zhang Yinyi's eyes.

"Three thousand two hundred."

He was so angry that he knocked on Hu Qianhuan's fox's head with the handle of Fuchen, pointed at the time wheel that had completely stopped and roared, "You damn fox, I'm really mad at you, you actually put Shen Yunxu's primordial spirit, Sent back to nine years ago!"

"Ow."

Hu Qianhuan was completely stunned. Nine years ago, Shen Yunxu was only 16 years old!What has he done.He threw himself on Zhang Yinyi excitedly, and asked repeatedly, "Then what should he do? Will he be killed? Will he meet me again?"

"I don't know! In nine years, the gods can't guarantee that the world will be perfect. He will die again, anyway, it's all your fault."

"No, I'm going to find him, I must go to him!"

Hu Qianhuan jumped off Zhang Yinyi's body and rushed towards his treasure chest.

"Fox, what do you want?"

Zhang Yinyi screamed, his mahogany sword, his canopy ruler, his nectar bowl, Hu Qianhuan was tinkering in the treasure chest, looking like he wanted to bite and scratch all his belongings, This stinky fox who will repay his kindness with revenge!

"Help me find him, or I will bite all your magic weapons!"

"If you dare, I will slash you with one palm!"

"You'd better chop me into powder, otherwise when Guangde Xingjun comes down to earth to ask for me, you will have to bother to hand over my bones to him."

Zhang Yinyi was so angry that his whole body trembled, "I lost 20 years of mana, and activated the time wheel to help Shen Yunxu to be reborn. How could you treat me like this? Do you have any conscience at all?"

All of Hu Qianhuan's movements stopped suddenly, and a bright light flashed in his brown and purple mandarin duck eyes.Zhang Yinyi stared at him, unable to figure out what he was going to do next, he jumped out of the treasure chest, turned into a human in front of him, and then knelt down on his knees.

"Please, help me one more time."

Hu Qianhuan kowtowed piously, "I only need nine years, let me find him. I will come back nine years later, and I will be your disciple to learn the magic of immortality from you and inherit all your mantle. OK?"

Zhang Yinyi was very surprised, "You won't go back on your word?"

"Never regret it."

Zhang Yinyi pulled Hu Qianhuan up from the ground, "I can help you go back to nine years ago and find a human body to possess you, but there is only so much I can do. People are sinister and the world is difficult. You yourself, you have to take care of yourself, do you understand?"

Hu Qianhuan nodded with tears in his eyes, "Thank you, Master, for teaching me to repent, I understand."

Zhang Yinyi re-arranged the law, 40 years of mana, and exchanged for an apprentice who is wise but not calm, will this business lose money?

The wheel of time turns slowly little by little.

After finally sending the noisy fox away, Zhang Yinyi felt that his ears were instantly quiet.

Whether he can pursue Shen Yunxu depends on the luck of that perverted fox.

He suddenly felt a little uneasy, what if Guangde Xingjun came down to earth to get his fox back before nine years had passed?

Zhang Yinyi pinched his fingers, but after a round of pinching, his back was wet with cold sweat.

Guangde Xingjun left his pet behind, and 100 years is not a short period of time, and he never looked back.It's not because he forgot about the fox, it's because of this reason!Zhang Yinyi recalculated five or six times in disbelief, and the results were all correct.Cold sweat trickled down his hair, and he looked at the time wheel that had stopped turning, almost without tears.

"Fox, fox, you really killed me this time."

In time and space nine years ago, Hu Qianhuan successfully possessed the human body.

In the luxurious bedroom, he looked at his body and everything around him.It seems that the person Zhang Yinyi found for him is either rich or noble, with an extraordinary status. ...But why does he always feel that something is wrong?

He jumped up from the low-hanging couch of the gold tent, and quickly took off his pants.

At first glance, he almost vomited blood with anger, and his gratitude to Zhang Yinyi was gone. "Smelly Taoist priest surnamed Zhang, I must bite you to death, I must bite you to death!"

"Yandi Luantan (both historical data and gossip)" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

The fourth bomb: sex and celery.

"History of the Ming Dynasty" volume 290 "Biography of Dai Sigong" records: "The king of Yan was suffering from a lump, and Taizu sent Sigong to treat it. He saw that the medicine used by other doctors was good, and why the recitation didn't work, so he asked the king what he was addicted to." Fresh celery.' Si Gong said: 'I got it.' Take one dose, and under the night storm, all the locusts are fine."

When Zhu Di liked to eat raw celery slices when he was young, he got ascariasis and almost died. Fortunately, Zhu Yuanzhang sent the famous doctor Dai Sigong to Peiping to treat him and he was able to recover.Raw celery often has parasites. If it is not washed clean or cooked with boiling water, it is easy to introduce diseases and insects into the human body.Zhu Di later ascended the throne at the age of 42, but he did not have any offspring, which is said to have something to do with the illness he suffered when he was young.

Can eating raw celery lead to decreased sexual performance?Hehe, impure smile, if there is really time travel, is there anyone willing to "personally" study it?