Rebirth, don't bully young poor

【Theater [-]】: Night of the Bright Moon

For example, one time, Zixuan saw Xiang Yi's unusual scene for the second time.

Once during the day, Ling Siyou bullied him so badly that it was already 11:30 in the middle of the night when Zixuan returned from a business trip in other provinces.When the night moon and stars were scarce, Zixuan took a shower after taking a taxi home.

At first, I didn't notice that Xiang Yi was sitting on the balcony, Zixuan was chatting with Ling Siyou in the room, and accidentally mentioned, "The moon is so round tonight."

Later, the two heard Xiang Yi's unusually loud singing from the balcony.

The man who sang looked up at the moon and roared: I am a wolf from the north.

Walk in the boundless wilderness.The stern north wind blows, and the long yellow sand passes by.

I just gritted my teeth coldly and responded with two long whistles.

……

Sing until three o'clock in the middle of the night.

Since then, Zixuan has become much more vigilant, and whenever he finds that something is wrong with someone, he immediately tries his best to kill him in the cradle.

……

The swimming pool was glistening and the sun was shining outside.However, looking into Xiang Yi's eyes, Zixuan suddenly thought of the scene where he faced the moon that day.

There are more and more people, if it makes him angry now, there is no place to vent, howl the song "I am a wolf from the north"...

Zixuan's spirit was shaken, and he made an instant decision: "I'll learn!"

Swimming - better than pissing him off.

In other words, the quieter people you usually look at, the more people dare not provoke them a second time when they explode.

The three of them didn't fall asleep that night, Zixuan asked Ling Siyou from the side: "I've been on a business trip for three days, what outrageous things have you done?"

Ling Siyou touched his nose, shook his head and remained silent.

Seeing that he hesitated to speak, Zixuan asked again: "Ling Siyou, what have you done?"

Otherwise, why would Xiang Yi get mad?

He is usually the easiest to be satisfied. Every night when he goes home to say hello or bring a piece of chocolate, he can be as happy as a child.

Although he didn't smile or speak, there was warmth in his eyes.

After hesitating for a while, hearing the singing from the balcony getting louder and louder, Ling Siyou took a few steps back: "Zixuan, it's not something that is out of order."

"Say."

"Well, you cooked a few dishes the day before you went out and put them in the refrigerator. I went out to eat and heated up the dishes." Ling Siyou paused for a few seconds, "I ate all the dishes by myself."

"Where's Xiang Yi?" The corner of Zixuan's mouth twitched.

"I ate white rice for three days." Ling Siyou said softly.

"Is there anything else?" Zixuan folded his chest, looked at him and asked again.

"It was also the day you went out, and the cat from the next door just came in through the kitchen window. I gave the cat all the cakes in the refrigerator." He added, "It wasn't just the cat next door, even the neighbors Two of my cats also came."

……

In this way, apart from no food, Xiang Yi also lost all his favorite cakes.Zixuan's mind has become rigid: "And then?"

"The TV at home broke down a few days ago, and it was beyond the repair time. I thought there was a home appliance repairer on the street, and I was too lazy to find other people, so I asked Xiang Yi to move there."

Zixuan thought for a while: "Fortunately, the street is not too far away." Their TV is 32 inches, and it is an old-fashioned type, not an LCD TV, so it is heavy to carry no matter how strong you are.

"Also, I didn't finish." Ling Siyou paused, "The one on the street said he couldn't fix the situation, and that one is a branch store. It just so happened that the car ran out of gas, so I didn't drive out, so I told Xiang Xiang Yi walked for three streets. He found the main store opened by his master, repaired the TV, and Xiang Yi walked all the way back with the TV."

"Why don't you take a taxi?" Zixuan asked, "Ling Siyou, did you do it on purpose?"

"Of course not." Ling Siyou shook his head, "I didn't expect to spend so much money repairing the TV, and I didn't bring out the card. When the repair was finished, I only had two dollars with me."

"Is there anything else?" Zixuan asked habitually.

"There is also the fuse just now. It was agreed that you would come back tonight, and Xiang Yi waited until ten o'clock hungry. I couldn't bear it anymore and asked me 'When will Zixuan come back today?'" Ling Siyou slowly Said, "I told him that you won't be back until five days later. I also said that rice has become expensive recently, let him be hungry all the time."

……

"You sleep on the sofa for me this week!" Zixuan couldn't help but stepped on it and scolded him severely.

Bullying people is not so ruthless.

The singing became louder and louder, Ling Siyou looked at Xiang Yi on the balcony, and Zixuan repented: "I was wrong."

It was also the first time he heard Xiang Yi sing this song, it seemed that this time he really went too far.

After a pause, Ling Siyou sighed, and added: "A person should not be judged by his appearance."

So, at 02:30 in the middle of the night, a self-indulgent person went out to buy a cake with some change.

There are so many mosquitoes in summer.

Ling Siyou stood at the door of the cake shop, looking up at the sky and thinking.

【Theatre [-]】: A big roast duck

After Zixuan learned how to swim, he usually went out to swim in the evening.At the beginning, Ling Siyou would accompany him for a while, but as the number of times increased, Zixuan's interest remained undiminished, so he obediently stayed at home.

It's like a child who didn't dare to learn to ride a bicycle at first, but after learning it, he couldn't help but go to an open place to practice every day.Zixuan is now in such a situation.

The cook was not at home, which made Ling Siyou and Xiang Yi suffer.No one knows how to cook the vegetables they bought, and the two stared at each other, neither of them wanted to do anything dry.

"I'm going out to buy something to eat." Ling Siyou stood up from the sofa in a hurry, felt his stomach was so hungry that he couldn't stand it, so he took the change and went out.

The place he usually goes to is the vegetable market, and this day he went there habitually.

Having not eaten roast duck for a long time, Ling Siyou wanted to go to a stall he knew to pick one up and take it home.When I got there, I found that the roast ducks had been sold out, only a few pieces of duck necks remained.

The roast duck here is delicious~

Ling Siyou sighed regretfully, walked around the vegetable market, and saw a new roast duck stall opened there.When he was about to walk to the door, Ling Siyou was stopped by a familiar elder sister selling green vegetables: "Xiao Ling, do you want to go to that store to buy roast duck?"

Ling Siyou nodded.

The eldest sister pointed to the opposite side: "It is said that the roast duck in that store is not fresh, and the taste is good. If you are lucky, it is delicious. If you are not lucky, you may have diarrhea."

In essence, Ling Siyou is also a person who believes in his luck, especially when he wants to eat something.

He was too lazy to drive to other places, so he thanked the vegetable seller first.

I stood in the middle of the road and hesitated for a minute, thinking that my luck has been good, and I should buy fresh roast duck.

After a few seconds of self-hypnosis, Ling Siyou raised his legs and walked into the shop, picked out a large and unremarkable roast duck >o< paid the money and went back with the bag, and went to the cake shop to buy chocolates, Strawberry and Mango Cake.When he got home, Ling Siyou put the bag on the table.

Xiang Yi stretched out his head to look into the bag.

Ling Siyou smiled, and took out the roast duck: "The roast duck at the restaurant I went to is very big, how about eating together?" After yelling at Yi in the middle of the night, Ling Siyou would rather treat himself than him when it comes to food up.

Just now he glanced at other things inside, Xiang Yi looked at the dark duck in front of him, and lost interest in it. In fact, he likes stewed duck the most.

So he shook his head and took the bag on the table away.

"Xiang Yi, you really don't want to eat it?" Ling Siyou happily carried a whole roast duck, "If you don't eat it, I'll eat it all."

Hearing his shout, Xiang Yi looked back at the black duck, then at the bag in his hand, and left without hesitation.

No talking... just no eating.

Ling Siyou took the roast duck to the kitchen and cut it into a size that was convenient for him to pick up with a kitchen knife.It was uncomfortable to hold it with chopsticks, so he simply took a fresh-keeping bag from the kitchen and ate it in his hand.

Just after washing his hands and returning to the sofa, there was a sound of opening the door.Calculating the time, Zixuan should have come back from swimming, Ling Siyou thought while looking up.

When he entered the door, he smelled the fragrant stew, Zixuan sniffed it, and said, "Have you returned from shopping today?"

"Yeah." Ling Siyou pointed to the food on the table and invited him to join him, "Zixuan, I bought a big roast duck, do you want to eat it together after taking a shower?" That restaurant has enough food, He can't finish it.

Zixuan looked around: "Where's Xiang Yi? You haven't had dinner yet?"

"I thought you would come back very late, so I went out to buy something when I was so hungry." Ling Siyou pointed to the room and told Zixuan about Xiang Yi's whereabouts, indicating that it wasn't that he didn't give him food.

Zixuan stared at the duck for a long time, the dark look was not attractive.He made the same decision as Xiang Yi: "Eat, I'll take a shower first, and I'll go downstairs for dinner later."

After a pause, Zixuan said again: "That duck looks a little strange, you should eat less."

Ling Siyou nodded, turned his head and patted his stomach as if he was even hungrier, and couldn't help thinking that life has really become more and more common people recently.

He had already forgotten the color and taste of the roast duck in a high-end hotel shop a long time ago.

The only thing I can think about is the vegetable market next to my home, I often walk and walk and go there habitually ==

Of course, it didn't take long to take a bath. When Zixuan came out, Ling Siyou happened to be eating a duck leg.

Ling Siyou: "Zixuan, do you want to try?"

Wiping his hair with his hands, Zixuan said: "Don't eat." He couldn't help but reminded: "You also eat less."

"It tastes pretty good, almost as good as the one I bought last time." Ling Siyou said indifferently, "It's okay, I'm lucky, and I won't spoil my stomach."

No one snatched it, no one divided it up, and the stomach was too hungry, and the result was that most of the roast duck went into Ling Siyou's stomach.

In the evening, Zixuan sat on the sofa watching reasoning cartoons as usual, and Xiang Yi went back to his room to play games after eating.Every day at this time, Ling Siyou always teased him to chat and make out, but something was wrong today.

"Ling Siyou, is there something wrong with you?" Zixuan asked as he watched him stand up and sit down again, put down the remote control.

"Stomach..." Ling Siyou only said these two words, and quickly ran to the bathroom.

Zixuan was suspicious, thought for a while and then turned to watch TV. It would be nice to ask him after he comes out later.

After about 5 minutes, the sofa sank, Zixuan turned his head: "Are you okay?"

"Duck..." Ling Siyou just said a word, then stood up and forgot to rush to the bathroom.

Zixuan looked at his back with some sympathy, shook his head and sighed.

Not long after, someone came out and said before Zixuan could speak: "There is a problem with the duck."

"Ok?"

"The duck is not fresh, but luckily you didn't eat it." Ling Siyou poured himself a cup of hot water and drank it on the sofa.

Zixuan was a little moved, Ling Siyou really thought of him.

"If the three of us have problems eating now, I'm thinking about how to allocate the bathroom."

"..."

Zixuan silently retracted his thoughts just now.

Most of the roast duck was very effective. Just a few minutes after sitting down, Ling Siyou stood up again and rushed to the bathroom.

He went back and forth seven or eight times, his footsteps were flimsy, and his voice was not as loud as before.

Xiang Yi walked out of the room, and when he opened the door, he saw someone who had just come out of the toilet.

Just now when he was in the room, he heard the movement of people walking around outside. Thinking about what the three of them ate tonight, he understood the whole story.

At this time, he looked Ling Siyou up and down for a while, and Xiang Yi walked to his side: "There is indeed a problem with the duck."

Ling Siyou's eyes widened.

After a pause, Xiang Yi added: "Fortunately, I didn't eat."