Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

Li Qiao didn't wake up to the sound of running water until the next afternoon.

?? Before he opened his eyes, he saw that the system treated the space of spiritual consciousness as a home theater, eating potato chips with his little feet up, watching the video on the information flow screen with gusto.

?? Li Qiao took advantage of the trend, and the title of the video was "Shocked!The top-notch lover who turned into a breakup on the Internet is actually doing this kind of thing in private? ",? There are still a few videos waiting to be broadcast in the carousel, with various titles: "Black-bellied top streamer: C idols don't want to escape!" ", "Shen Yan x Li Qiao, the secret under the dark cave", "The only dog ​​food between the two top poisonous people choked on eating at night? The reason behind it is heartwarming"...

?? Li Qiao: ... What the hell is this?

?? "Master, are you awake?" the system said happily, "Your little reed has already become the number one hot search!"

??Li Qiao: "..."

??The live video of Li Qiao and Shen Yan in just a few seconds yesterday has indeed been "popular" on Weibo for a whole day,? And not only on Weibo, but also on other major forums, short video apps, certain websites, etc. The homepage of the site is full of unusually enthusiastic discussions, and the video itself has been re-edited and uploaded countless times, with all kinds of weird titles, just to win a place in the carnival traffic of the entire network.

??Mainly subversive, too subversive——Shen Yan and Li Qiao, everyone knows that they are in a relationship, but apart from the occasional intimate contact in competition variety shows, they are usually low-key and overly restrained. Even on the night of the official announcement, they just held hands, and even if they met in public afterwards, they were so indifferent that they didn't look like a couple.

??Many couples in the entertainment industry can enjoy countless bonuses after the official announcement. Co-productions of variety shows, movies and TV dramas can become a gimmick. Spread the hot search package year...

??In comparison, Shen Yan and Li Qiao are not like the couples in the entertainment industry. After the official announcement, they don’t show affection or interact sweetly. In addition, they were photographed arguing. Even if the birthday of the entertainment circle lovers is late Blessings will be questioned, let alone the two of them.

??So almost all netizens who eat melons default to the fact that they are contract couples, or they have broken up long ago, and they have to act in front of the camera because of the program contract.

?? But netizens did not expect that at the most impossible time and the most unimaginable place, they caught everyone's eyes and slapped all the pessimists in the face by relying on the live broadcast.

??The time for the rescue to start, dig up the sand, and rescue personnel to go down is completely random, and no one will act in a life-and-death moment—not to mention, at that time, Shen Yan's presence there is enough to explain everything.

??All contract couples and breakup rumors are self-defeating. The current trend is that a large number of people are trying to imagine all kinds of soul-stirring love stories for them. What chasing wives and crematoriums, reunion after broken mirrors, marriage first and then love, and even wealthy families running with the ball... There are so many tricks and everything that one expects to find. When swiping the screens of major websites, users sighed in their souls: "We are Feng He Ri Li CP exclusive group/forum / Doujin sites? Eight of the ten hot list are occupied by them!"...

"Master, look at this top-notch girl with a big touch and scissors running with the ball. The brain hole is super interesting, and the cut is absolutely perfect. It's sweet and sour. If I wasn't on the scene at the time, I would have misunderstood it hahahahaha ... oh."

?? Laughing halfway, the system whose nose was pinched by the host was tearful, and said in a low voice, "The master bank poked me..."

??The veins on Li Qiao's forehead throbbed faintly: "Why do you see so many of these things?"

?? "It's not that you have been tossing for too long. It didn't stop until dawn. My eyes were full of white mosaics, and music was forced to play in my ears. I had to find something to watch by myself to avoid falling into the abyss of evil... Woohoo!"

?? Li Qiao grabbed a handful of potato chips and choked the system's mouth in time. He quickly opened his eyes and escaped from the space of consciousness.

??Shen Yan just came over with a hot towel to wipe his face and hands, then suddenly raised his eyes to look at him and said, "Why are your ears so red?"

"... Is there any?" Li Qiao's back stiffened instantly, his nose was inexplicably hot, and he raised his hand to fan himself, "No, maybe it's too hot today, haha..."

??The wrist was held by Shen Yan, and the cold towel was wiped wet. Shen Yan held his wrist and put it beside him, as if he accepted his lame excuse very naturally: "Don't mess around when it's hot. Move, rest for a while."

??Li Qiao just breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to ask about the situation outside, only to hear Shen Yan smiled and looked at him slightly, and added: "The color is far worse than when you cried and said no last night."

??Li Qiao: "...Roll!!!"

"I can see you clearly," Li Qiao fanned his neckline, and said angrily, "You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, with a human face and an animal heart, a treacherous heart and animal desires, a lecherous... demon. Hmm..."

??The handsome devil leaned forward and lowered his head to kiss his lips.

??The heroic and bright immortal grabbed the devil's collar, raised his head silently, and greeted his kiss.

??Facing the mosaic of white flowers reappearing in front of my eyes, the system crunched—and bit down a dozen potato chips again.

?? *

?? "Master!" The moment Li Qiao escaped from the mosaic of white flowers, the system couldn't wait to send a message, "Just received a new notification that the master has completed the ultimate hidden mission and received 500 million points rewarded by the Lord God!! "

?? Li Qiao had just finished exercising, and he was still a little lazy, so he asked casually, "So much?"

??Is it possible to buy the entire system mall soon?

?? "That's right! I was shocked when I first confirmed the points!" The system chattered excitedly, "I've never heard of such a large amount of hidden tasks. The master is really powerful, but the main god has always Known to be stingy..." In the middle of speaking, it still covered its mouth guiltyly, and looked up at the sky, for fear of being heard by a certain "main god".

?? Li Qiao listened, and couldn't help becoming interested in the so-called "hidden missions". He opened the details of the completed missions panel, and it said: "Help the Qiaoxin Gu Master untangle his heart and reshape his soul."

??It's right to untie the knot, reshape the soul... Li Qiao scratched his jaw, did he help Qiao Xin reshape the soul?

?? "Master, the Primordial Spirit of Chaos in the space is gone!" The system was poisoned by the mosaic for a day and a night, and only a small speck of Primordial Spirit remained in Chaos. It was stuffed into the system space as an inanimate body, so that it disappeared, and the system didn't realize it until this moment.

?? "Qiao Xin's obsession, coupled with the chaotic primordial spirit, seems to be able to recast the soul..." Li Qiao was a little dazed.

?? In Ming Yuan's memory, Hun Chao is one of his spiritual pets. Although he was also raised by nature, Hun Chao was born after a mortal national teacher sacrificed a virgin boy and girl. A trace of paranoia and evil that belongs to mortals is mixed in.

??Mingyuan tried many methods, but he couldn't get rid of this strand of evil thoughts. He thought it would be better if he brought him with him and stared at him. He didn't expect that after he died, Chaos would also go crazy.

??——The soul of the fusion of Qiao Xin and Chaos, in the future it cannot be regarded as Qiao Xin, nor Chaos, but a brand new person.

?? "What kind of person is your main god?" Li Qiao paused for a moment, then remembered to ask the system, "Why is Qiao Xin the key to the ultimate hidden mission?"

?? "I don't know... the main god can be ever-changing, and looks different every time he appears," the system scratched his head, "sometimes male, sometimes female, sometimes handsome, sometimes just a fat man. He likes Various small worlds are running around, the only sign seems to be a mole under the left eye..."

"There is a mole under the left eye, someone who is good at changing supernatural powers, and whose whereabouts are erratic?" Li Qiao thought about it, and suddenly said, "Could it be him? Oh, it should be him! No wonder he wants to help me..."

?? "Master," the system was confused, "Have you seen the Lord God?"

"Probably." Li Qiao showed a look of reminiscence, "Many years ago, I saw it once in the Maha World..."

"Then what does he have to do with Qiao Xin?"

"Maybe the person Qiao Xin met was him, maybe Qiao Xin had a chance with him earlier—" Li Qiao smiled, "Who knows, that's already another story."

"Oh, the master is right." The system nodded obediently, "We just need to think about how to spend the 500 million points on hand! Hohohoho, master, can I realize the freedom of potato chips in the future? ?!"

?? After asking, it was a little timid again: "I don't mean to eat it every day, I just want to try all the flavors I haven't tried before, and I can install it for a year..."

?? Li Qiao pinched its nose, the smile on his lips deepened, and he said, "Taotao, is that all you pursue?"

?? "I can't enjoy other things. It's good to taste it..." The system muttered, and then remembered something, "Master, you haven't told me why you called me Taotao, agree Just tell me if you change the world, the devil has hit a home run and you haven't arranged yet..."

?? It spreads its wings on the verge of death every day. It thought that it would receive a routine rubbing from its master, and closed its eyes tightly in advance to welcome the ravages. Unexpectedly, its whole body seemed to be suddenly enveloped by a burst of warm light.

??The small body of the system is bathed in increasingly hot intense light. The scorching feeling will make ordinary people escape, but it is greedy for abnormalities—the scorching light that illuminates the eyelids, the hot touch on the skin, and even The smell of sunshine falling in the air is a very real proof of living in this world.

?? "You can eat roast suckling pig again, Taotao." Li Qiao's laughing voice broke the trance of the "system".

??It opened its eyes, touched its real little arms and legs in disbelief, pinched the bottom of the leg, and then jumped up excitedly: "...I have a body? I have a body!! Master, My destined master, you are the best master in the whole world..."

?? "It is indeed the master of your hit." It heard Li Qiao say softly.

??The big black grape-like eyes of the "system" were filled with tears. It couldn't see Li Qiao's face clearly for a while, so it could only raise its hand clumsily and jerkyly to wipe away the water in the eyes.It can only vaguely see the corner of Li Qiao's slightly curved mouth, and Li Qiao said softly: "Do you remember now? Taotao."

?? "System" wiped away tears and nodded vigorously.

??It remembered, its name is Taohua, and it was once the second favorite of the Mingyuan True Immortal.

?? Its owner wants to fall in love with a demon, and it squats under the window with Hundun. Hundun is so angry that he will be killed by the monster sooner or later, and it will only clumsily and softly persuade him to fight .

?? Later, the master really died willingly for the devil.

??Hundred with anger, he screamed "I must kill that guy", and went to another world full of hostility and rampage.

??And someone squatted down beside it and asked, "Poor little guy, what are you going to do?"

??——It raised its face, and said softly and slowly: "I will follow my master, no matter whether it goes up to the poor or down to the underworld."

?? *

??Because of a force majeure accident, the program team gave everyone two days off to rest and adjust their bodies and moods.

??Of course, the equipment of the program group burns money every day, and the itineraries of the guests are not so easy to adjust. After two days, the lighting, camera, and live broadcast are restarted, and the program quickly returns to normal.

??The first live broadcast after the break, the guests sent their relatives and friends down the mountain.

??Little idols all know that once their parents leave, they will soon have to live a miserable life of sleeping in the wind and starving, so when they see each other off, they are tearful and reluctant to part. It is very real.

?? Some parents have never seen such sincere nostalgic eyes in their cubs in half their lives, and they are so moved that they hold their hands and look at their tearful eyes, and they are speechless.

??Among them, Li Qiao and Li Rongxuan are probably the only outliers.

??Li Rongxuan was still a little uncomfortable. He didn't know that Li Qiao had seen him talking to Shen Feng alone, and he didn't know what to talk about. He just lowered his head and said dryly: "What will happen to you in the future? For the problem, you can try to talk to your family. I... I have changed it. "

??Li Qiao gave a soft "hmm" and said, "Got it."

?? There was no words between the two for a long time. The person in charge of bringing the group of relatives and friends down the mountain began to urge. Li Rongxuan rubbed the dial on his wrist helplessly and said, "I, I'm leaving."

?? He opened his arms slightly, as if he wanted to give Li Qiao a hug, then retracted them after a second of hesitation, and hurriedly turned around to prepare to follow the large group down the mountain.

?? "That," Li Qiao said suddenly, "be careful when going down the mountain."

??Li Rongxuan's footsteps were chaotic, and he almost stepped on Bai Jingqi's mother next to him. He first turned his head and promised Li Qiao loudly: "Hey, yes! Definitely!" Then he turned his head in despair, and apologized to Bai Jingqi's mother repeatedly .

??The camera is broadcasting live, and his face-changing between breaths and breaths amuses many viewers:

??【Papa Li's cowardly look is quite amusing hahaha. 】

??【He is usually a playboy, an elite boss, and only in front of Li Qiao will he have such a side. 】

??【Looking at it this way, Li Qiao is a winner in life. He has many fans and is loyal. His boyfriend is talented and affectionate. His teammates respect and care about him. Guo Jia takes care of him. Even his father is handsome and rich. , a lot younger than his peers, and still treat him so well! ! 】

??【Sigh, I am admiring, admiring, people have the same fate. 】

??【As a Li Qiao fan, I want to say that we can envy him, but what we should envy is not his life.When he first participated in "Ouzhi", the Li family ignored him, Shen Yan was indifferent, and the fans immediately stepped back and ran away. As for the teammates, do you still remember Xiong Gaozhuo, Zhao Zeyu and Ye Yuge? ?

??Zhao Zeyu himself said that it was Ye Yuge who instigated him first and then instigated Xiong Gaozhuo. Not to mention that they framed Li Qiao together, and there were so many people who followed him. One can imagine how many people were hostile to him and wanted to mess him up. Go down and make room.

?? At that time, as long as Li Qiao didn't react in time, he would have died a long, long time ago!Said his life is good, this life is for you, can you take it? 】

??【His many fans are earned by his outings on stages and personal performances; his fans are loyal because he still adheres to principles in adversity, does not raise funds and does not squeeze fans too much in exchange; teammates respect and care about him , He led them to perform wonderfully on the stage, turned against the wind, and won it by his ability and charm; Guo Jia valued him because he contributed his own research results, and he was able to stand up in critical moments, and he won it by his ability! 】

??【Everything that Li Qiao owns has never been based on the word "good fate". 】

??【+1, so we fans never envy his life, only envy him for being so brave, so tenacious, and so beautiful.Envy and envy, it becomes like. 】

??【We may not be able to be him in our whole life, but at least when he is standing on the stage, a beam of flash lights is shot down, and we look at him off the stage, and we will feel that we are also illuminated. 】

??…

?? *

??The last day of the "Idol's Extreme Life" program group's residency coincided with the Miao Village's Eating New Festival.

??The Eating New Festival is the most grand and grand festival at the turn of spring and summer in Miao Village. On this day, every household must wear festive costumes and participate in the reed dance party. Sing love songs.

??And Xijiang Qianhu Miao Village's tourism industry has developed to this day, and it has also turned the Chixin Festival into a large-scale tourist festival. The commercial long street stretches with lanterns, and there are various small vendors hawking along the roadside.

?? It's the last night, and the guests still have to work hard to earn a small amount of money.

??Everyone took advantage of the holiday and went to the city to make a lot of "equipment": Fang Bing set up a dart balloon booth. At first, many couples came, but the boys rolled up their arms and sleeves ambitiously and found their own The girlfriend was staring at the handsome stall owner with bright eyes, and suddenly a "well" character popped out of her forehead, and she dragged her away angrily;

?? Shi Shun and Yuan Ning set up a fish stall, and there were countless small goldfish swimming in the pool. It cost five yuan to fish each time, and the number of fishes counted.The two of them are experienced and well-prepared, and they are always very popular. Even if there are few tourists occasionally, Jiang Zizhen and a few members of Wanshike will sit by the side, salivating and asking whether they can use their own bodies to make up for the lack of money... In short, help They hold up the scene well.

??Jiang Jun and Bai Jingqi simply perform on the spot, Jiang Jun is wearing a white Hanfu to dance Chinese dance, Bai Jingqi is wearing a peaked cap and harem pants to dance street dance, both of them are people who have won dance awards, one is astonishing Hong, who is as graceful as a swimming dragon, collides with the East and the West, really attracts the attention of many tourists.

??Luchaijia held his beret and yelled, "The rich should hold the money field, and the poor should hold the personal field." He has a pleasant appearance and a clear voice, and many tourists couldn't help but smile. Give money.

?? The most buggy is one of Lu Chaijia's gang of local wealthy relatives and friends. Mu Cheng mixes with the crowd, and every once in a while he changes his position and throws a hundred-yuan bill. Jia's little hat was about to be piled up.

??Li Qiao glued a fake beard and eyebrows on his face, and put a pair of small tortoiseshell glasses on the bridge of his nose, pretending to be a fairy-tale fortune teller, with a table and two benches in front of him, and a streamer beside him Flag, wrote a letter "A half-immortal asks for divination and clever calculations", and just set up a booth like this.

??——When he first came here, he was a Taoist character, so he has returned to his old profession.

??Xijiang Qianhu, named after thousands of households living together, at this moment when night falls, thousands of Miaojia stilted buildings are lit up with lights scattered all over the mountains and plains, as if the east wind blows flowers and trees at night, blowing down stars like rain.

?? It reminded Li Qiao that many years ago, he had seen such a lively lantern festival in the world.

?? "Excuse me, sir, can everything be counted here?"

??A young man stretched out his hand, tapped Li Qiao's wooden table lightly with his knuckles, and sat down in front of him.

"Naturally." Li Qiao pretended to cough deeply, "What does this little friend want?"

?? The second of the group of relatives and friends——Shen Yan sat in front of him, tilted his head slightly, and smiled happily in his obsidian-like pupils: "Marriage."

?? "I want to count marriage."

"Marriage..." Li Qiao pushed the small tortoiseshell glasses in a serious manner, and pinched her long and delicate fingers with well-defined muscles and veins over and over again, "Let the old man touch his bones."

??He touched it first, and then said he wanted to touch the bones. It was obvious that he got on the bus first and then paid for the fare. The young man on the opposite side didn't seem to care, and let him touch it obediently: "Master, have you figured out the result?"

"It came out." Li Qiao withdrew his hand and said with a serious face, "You will meet your true destiny tonight."

"Oh?" The young man's dark eyes rolled under the lanterns on the long street, "Master, can you tell me more about the time and direction tonight?"

?? "So anxious?"

?? "Just so anxious."

?? Li Qiao finally couldn't hold back anymore, and burst out laughing. He supported his chin with one hand, and under the heavy cover of white eyebrows and white beard, in a pair of tea-colored eyes, there was a youthful and clear look: "Your true destiny is in—"

?? "At this time, here."

??The orange lights of thousands of households are like fireflies, and the evening breeze brings the aroma of streams, grasses, and trees. High and low, one after another.Midsummer begins to show its passionate, bright and infectious side.

?? And their summer is still very, very long.