Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

In this event, the reward is a new product ambassador of the yogurt sponsor.

??Title is not high, but for the vast majority of players, this is the first business in their life, and it is difficult for them to get in touch with such a brand with such a high popularity after the game.

??What's more, who will be the ambassador in the end, half depends on fans' votes, and half depends on passing through the barriers. There is hope for the middle and lower circles.So after choosing the characters and entering the scene, several people rushed to the front quite actively.

??In the front, there was a lot of noise and excitement busy cracking the mechanism, but Li Qiao was the only one who stayed at the end slowly.He fell too far, and Shen Yan didn't know where he went, so that only staff and an old man were left with him.

??This old man in green robes and long beard, with wrinkled face, leaning on a pair of ebony crutches, is said to be a master of metaphysics invited by Cheng Dao to escort the young people, but every time Li Qiao walked a little closer to him, he Bide gave a cold snort and walked away with disdain/contempt on his face.

??Ri Qiao was puzzled: "When did I offend him?"

"Master, do you still remember that time when you showed your skills with the mantra talisman, and a master came to you the next day, and you just perfunctory?" The system said, "It's him! He probably thought he was so condescending. Gui, you don't give me face, and I have a grudge against you."

?? "..." Li Qiao felt the old man's realm with his spiritual sense speechlessly, "...the second level of Qi training. I can only say that fortunately, even if he hates me, he can't do anything to me."

??There seemed to be a blockage ahead. Lu Chaijia was wearing a youth student uniform from the Republic of China, and turned to look for him: "Li Qiao, they have encountered a problem, do you want to come and see?"

??Li Qiao walked slowly, but Lu Chaijia firmly believed that he was just hiding his power and bide his time. Looking at Li Qiao, his eyes were shining and full of expectation-in fact, not only him, but also other players and even the audience felt that such a mysterious place, There is a high probability that Li Qiao can play a little bit——

??I didn't expect Li Qiao to walk over, but he just said innocently: "What gave you the illusion that Taoists can solve the mechanism? Strictly speaking, Taoism belongs to feudal superstition, and the mechanism is architectural design, which is managed by science. The two don't match up at all!"

?? "I can't help you anymore, it's okay to cheer you on."

??Everyone wanted to question him, but Li Qiao was extremely sincere from his eyes to his tone of voice. He didn't seem to be lying at all—he was really telling the truth. As a practitioner of magic arts, he would leave every day if he was scolded by the righteous way for not practicing steadily. Shortcut, why do you want to learn such a twisty thing like organs?

??The contestants gave him a vague look of disgust, so they had to separate and continue to ponder.

??Their location is the witch's bedroom. The door lock code has nine digits and can only be tried once every 10 minutes. It is never possible to try it blindly. Someone couldn't help it, and raised his voice: "It's not an option to go on like this, everyone, come here, integrate the information you have found, and discuss it together?"

??Everyone saw that the speaker was Ye Yuge. Because of his selfless guidance before, he still has a lot of prestige among the players, so he hesitated, and walked over one after another, contributing the information he found.

"This is the wreckage of the witch's diary. It says that on x month x, the eldest wife tried to lure her to smoke opium; on x month x, the eldest wife deliberately caused her to fall down the steps; on x day, the eldest wife killed Her pet dog... Anyway, it's all kinds of framing and resentment, it's quite disturbing to watch."

?? "Oh! I should be the witch's broken high heels here, and I have studied her shoe size for a long time!"

?? "Have you tried all the dates given?"

?? "I tried it, even tried the pinyin of the pet dog, but it didn't work! Do you think it's the name or birthday of the eldest wife?"

?? "Because the witch hates the old lady to the bone, so she should engrave the old lady into the password? It barely makes sense, but there is no clue about the old lady here!"

??…

??Seeing that the discussion had reached a dead end, the trainees were at a loss again.

??In this room, the bed is made of red silk, the floor is covered with red gauze, and the closet is full of black cheongsams and high-heeled shoes. The black and red are intertwined, and the colors are vivid and strong to the extreme. Most people can't help feeling impetuous after living in it for a long time.

?? "These women are really good at acting, framing this and that all day long."

"That's right, women make things difficult for women, since they're all in the house, wouldn't it be nice to have a good time with each other? You have to intrigue."

"It's still easy to be a man, there's not so much mess, it's really a headache to watch."

?? "The layout is too small. I was very excited when I first saw the style of the Republic of China. I thought there was some great feeling of family, country and world, but it turned out to be a house fight!"

?? "Women really love to embarrass women the most. Hey, Li Qiao, do you think it is because of you that some female director retaliates against the society and sets the password so difficult?"

?? Complaining once started, it is easy to fall into the vortex of spiral sinking.Zheng Bin was no longer satisfied with complaining about the two women in the story. When he caught sight of Li Qiao and remembered the fact that the other party wiped his neck with water, he couldn't help but point the finger at him, half-truthfully Made a joke.

?? As soon as he said this, the others really turned their attention to Li Qiao who was wearing women's clothes, and there was some gloating and smirking in their eyes.

??Li Qiao answered him in a flat tone: "Listen, are you speaking human language?"

?? The scene suddenly fell silent.

??The trainees knew about Li Qiaoyong, but they didn't expect him to be so brave. He dared to retaliate openly in front of the camera. He lost his popularity?

?? The barrage was already full of curses. Some trainees wanted to smooth things over. They subconsciously glanced at Ye Yuge, who was usually the most gentle and kind, and found that Ye Yuge had a cold expression on his face, and he didn't intend to speak at all.

??Even Ye Yuge didn't bother to care about it, let him fend for himself... That man also shut his mouth.

?? Zheng Bin's face turned blue and red. He gritted his teeth again and then smiled, and said, "There's no need to speak so harshly, right? I really don't have any malice towards you, I'm just joking..."

"Actually, I'm not targeting you," Li Qiao interrupted him, spreading his hands with a look of naturalness, "It's simply that what you say is really annoying."

"...You!" Zheng Bin was almost pushed away by him, and the faces of the people who participated in the complaint just now changed, and the bullet screen was instantly maxed out:

??【What is Li Qiao talking about? Why can't I understand? ? 】

??【Big brother was complaining about the script just now, why did he mess with him again?Small-minded, narrow-minded, this kind of person will only disturb the atmosphere, I really don't want to see him again! 】

??【Xiaoye's mother is speechless, look at the cold face of Xiaoye who has the best temper, I've never seen him like this!Li Qiao is really, too unscrupulous, too much! 】

??【...Although, I don't know if it's my problem. I always feel that what they said just now sounded uncomfortable...】

??…

"Let's recall what you all said first." Li Qiao didn't care, and twitched the corner of his mouth coldly, "Men have no scheming, big structure, family and country; women make things, women have small structure, women embarrass women... Is that what you said?"

?? After Li Qiao said this, the speed of the barrage obviously slowed down, and some keen trainees also realized something was wrong. Ye Yuge finally said in a hurry: "We didn't mean that, don't..."

??Ye Yuge opened his mouth, only to realize that it was hard to even say something to excuse them: because what Li Qiao is doing now is simply repeating what they said!He bit his lower lip and could only try to change the subject, "Don't quarrel, the password is still..."

?? "From the primitive society to the present, there is no competition for resources when fighting against the sky, against the earth, against people. Even here and now, there is also a competition with rewards for customs clearance, right?" Li Qiao said clearly As soon as the young man's voice came out, Ye Yuge's soft words were immediately covered up. He raised his eyebrows, "You are fighting for territory with a dog, does that mean you are embarrassing the dog?"

?? This is as hard to hear as it is to directly slap your face with a big ear scraper, but there is silence everywhere, and no one dares to speak up.

?? "In order to monopolize women, men lock them in a deep house compound, teach their husbands to be their wives, and have no talent and virtue. Their competitors, who else can they be if they are not the same sex? They are all the same people. Is it true that women are inherently better than men? Vicious? It's just that the man holds the pen to write history and the knife to punish the heart, so that the woman can't speak."

?? "Women's competition makes women embarrass women, and men's competition is called the power of the court, the family and the world? While imprisoning them for thousands of years, while insulting them with the results of the captivity—" Li Qiao said, "Originally you It’s fine for me to respond silently, but if you insist on pointing it at me, and pouring dirty water on some female director, it’s really good, I feel like throwing up and insulting the meal I ate this morning.”

?? After he finished speaking, the scene was not only silent, but if it wasn't for the indoors, one would have suspected that a snowstorm had just blown here, and the posture of "A Thousand Mountains and Birds Are Flying Absolutely" was formed in a daze.

??The barrage is completely opposite to the liveliness——

??【I rely on me to finally understand why what they said sounds so uncomfortable to me! 】

??【It's just that I look down on girls from the bottom of my heart, and I'm justified! 】

??【Li Qiao is too up-to-date, right?I cook women, and I often say why women make things difficult for women. 】

??【This is what Li Qiao said, the discipline of women for thousands of years has made the whole society misogynistic. Opening your mouth is an insult to women, and you are used to it and don't think there is a problem at all.This is really miserable. 】

?? [That is, there are fewer intrigues among men?They are just good at self-beautification, either they become tall and scheming, or they become hahaha jokes, just like adding women's clothes to Luchai just now, who can't see it?In the name of a joke, the reality of violence! 】

??【I just scolded Li Qiao, my face hurts so much, I'm going to blackmail the other stinky men present! ! 】

??【It doesn’t need to be shot to death. Some people didn’t say that kind of thing, or some boys just didn’t realize that their nature is still kind. It’s good to correct it in the future. 】

??【But for these 10 minutes, I don't really want to call them brother, I want to feel sorry for myself first...】

??【I've become a die-hard fan of Li Qiao's passers-by, woo woo woo, I was just pointed at by my boss yesterday and scolded women as trash, but the man next to me clearly couldn't even make the report! ! 】

??【I also became a fan passionately, but the reason is that Li Qiao is too cute in women's clothing, wife! ! ! [lick screen][lick screen]]

?? [The old lsp above, destroying the atmosphere (dog head)

??…

??For a moment, the barrage was filled with excitement, and the players felt like they were sitting on pins and needles, while the system was happily counting points and jumping on the small bed: "Master, you are too good, and the side mission is half completed!"

?? Just now, Li Qiao was going to say a few casual words to Zheng Bin to end the matter, but the system jumped up, saying that Li Qiao's words from the bullet screen received a very good response, and his popularity soared. He tried his best to encourage him to say more.

Li Qiao took advantage of the opportunity to say something more. Fortunately, because he grew up in the realm of self-cultivation, and his status in the realm of self-cultivation depends entirely on cultivation. After getting rid of the advantages of the body, the female monk has a firm mind, less distracting thoughts, and can endure hardships. Therefore, there are more female immortals ascending than male immortals.

??The great immortal sects are also more willing to accept female disciples, so in Li Qiao's concept, saying that women are not as good as men, and women are not as good-hearted as men, he naturally finds it ridiculous, and it is easy to refute it.

?? "Li Qiao is right, girls are just for survival, we shouldn't talk nonsense." Some smart trainees have already reacted and started to make up for it, and those who were a step behind quickly echoed:

?? "Indeed, they also have time constraints, there is no way!"

?? "I said something wrong just now, we will definitely pay attention to it in the future!"...

?? A trainee named Qu Tuhai squatted in front of the door and unlocked the combination lock for a long time. At this moment, listening to the ups and downs behind him, he realized that this round was another complete victory for Li Qiao, and regretted himself Why didn't I expect to be in the limelight, and while shaking the lock, I muttered, "I can't help you with anything, and there are so many useless words..."

"Okay." Ye Yuge interrupted him with a pale face.He knew that no matter how entangled they were at this time, it would appear that they were stingy, and it would be easier for the audience to sympathize with Li Qiao. "It will be another 10 minutes soon, have you found any new clues?"

??"not yet……"

??"Try this."

??The two sentences landed almost at the same time.