Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

"Does Teacher Shen have any plans to release an album recently?"

?? "Mr. Shen, what kind of experience is it to be too popular?"

??At the recording site of "Music Tonight at [-]:[-]", a game was being played on the stage. When the music stopped, they had to freeze their movements and ask each other, and whoever was "broken" by the other party first would be punished.

??The team of trainees opposite Shen Yan included Hang Sheng, Wen Yihan, and Jiang Jun. None of them dared to "overstep"; The dry ice sprayed from the side poured over his head and face.

??People often say that the 101 series clearly distinguishes people from the upper, middle and lower circles, and the ABCDF competition system is too cruel. They are all in competitions, but the trainees with "1" and "55" on their clothes are wiped Passing shoulder to shoulder, who holds his head high, who lacks confidence, who is frustrated and frustrated? It is clear at a glance.

??However, Cheng Xiaoou said long ago that the ?101 competition system is just a microcosm of the real entertainment industry. When it comes to class distinctions, the highs and the lows, the talent competition in the film and television park is like a novice village in the real world.

??For example, even if today is a special show for Ouzhi, the focus of "Eight O'Clock Tonight" is obviously more on Shen Yan. The game revolves around him with stars holding the moon, and the trainees are divided into several groups to take turns. The one who arrived sat on the side bench, watching silently.

?? Li Qiao didn't care much about this, because he was too tired,? Last night, the spiritual energy was consumed too much. According to the cultivation world, he would have to retreat for at least ten days and a half months before he can recover.

?? As a result, after he returned to the hotel, he was dragged up for makeup, rehearsal, and video recording after less than five hours of rest. Little by little I just want to sleep.

?? "You wait a while, brother." Shi Shun couldn't bear to watch from the side, and stretched out his hand to push Li Qiao down on his shoulder.

??Li Qiao didn't close his eyes, but he was really tired. He leaned on Shi Shun's shoulder lazily and submissively, and the audience below screamed in an effort to suppress their excitement.

?? Or say that a straight man selling corruption is comparable to Wu Song fighting a tiger, and he is reckless. Shi Shun is very familiar with this scene: "It's okay, you just rely on it openly. The louder they shout, the less they will feel What do we have?"

??Li Qiao didn't say anything, but when Shen Yan heard the screams from the audience, he turned his head and stared in their direction, causing Shi Shun's spine to jump instantly.

?? "PD is really awesome." Shi Shun didn't realize it, touched his chest to comfort his little heart, "He is only 23 this year, right? He is not a few years older than us, and the traffic of his works is already there. Even if we are C When he debuted, he may not be treated like him in the future. After all, he has works and nationality to support him. Hey, no, you have to save people a few more times. Maybe you will be a representative of youth who stand up for justice, and your nationality will not lose to PD... ..."

??His last sentence was obviously a joke, Li Qiao held the corner of his mouth cooperatively, and muttered in a low voice: "How did he do it?"

"Ah..." Shi Shun thought it brought up Li Qiao's sadness, and he stammered to comfort him, "Well, Shen PD is indeed quite different from us, and it's not so easy to chase, but I think he I've spoken for you a few times, it shouldn't bother you too much, you add him to WeChat to test more, maybe there is hope..."

?? Li Qiao looked at Shen Yan's back, the light falling from the ceiling reflected in his eyes, mixed with a slight daze.

??The room where space and reality are merged, even he is not sure that he can crack it in a short time, and in this doomed world where the aura is lonely, from a practitioner to a big demon, he can be considered a top master if he can build a foundation. Who can solve fusion hidden space in such a short time?

??Among Li Qiao's acquaintances, he can only think of his senior brother who has dabbled in formations, space, spirit beasts, and artifacts, and has the ability to break the game in a short time.

??He became suspicious of Shen Yan, but the system went offline at this moment. There was no evidence. He asked Shen Yan in the background just now to test: "How did you unlock the illusion of the Emerald Sky City?"

?? Shen Yan smiled and said: "What illusion, who said I solved it? When I arrived, I followed them and walked in directly."

?? "But you asked me to wait for you..."

"Can't you wait for me?" Shen Yan stared at him, raised his eyebrows, and leaned slightly, "You said last time that we broke up, so can I pursue you again?"

??…

??Li Qiao really didn't expect to be abducted by Shen Yan to come here. He ran in a panic, and when he thought about it, he was upset. But at this time, the system that loved to jump up and down to fan the flames disappeared inexplicably, and Shi Shun was also a clueless person On it, he couldn't help but sighed gloomily.

?? "Li Qiao, it's time for the crazy guy with purple eyes." Shi Shun shook his shoulders and reminded him, "Be careful this time, if you are scolded by him in public, you may be ridiculed by fans for a long time .”

?? It was only when the introduction was officially recorded that they knew that this flirtatious guy with purple eye shadow, black lips and black nails was actually the editor-in-chief of the domestic edition of one of the top five fashion magazines!

??The world's top five fashion magazines are so powerful that the stars selected by the draft can make fans happy even if they touch the inside pages. Even the editor-in-chief of the magazine is unattainable in their eyes. Not only will she be ridiculed by the black circle of fans, but her future fashion path will be difficult.

?? The other trainees also stood up rustlingly. They had been spared no effort in the rehearsal for a round. They didn't expect anything else at the moment, but they were lucky that Li Qiao was at the bottom of them, so that they wouldn't be the last one. The miserable one.

??The rules of the game are that each person has a pack of basic clothes, plus a must-use exotic item. The results of the two rounds are added up to see who can make the odd item the most harmonious and fashionable.

??The program team gave them two wonderful items during the rehearsal yesterday. One is a black sweater full of holes, which is only in half, and all the fabric below the chest is missing; the other is a white streamer full of tassels , The tassels fluttered leisurely, and they got tangled together accidentally.

??The other trainees went back yesterday and thought about it for a long time, and this time they were all prepared. In the first round, some wore black sweaters as cloaks outside their clothes, some as butt curtains around their waists, and some simply made them A hat is put on the head...

??The fashion judges gave mixed reviews, and the man with the purple eye shadow they feared the most, became much more restrained when it came to the official recording. He just said "it's okay", "OK", "ok", and then silently raised the Rotten Tomatoes sign.

?? Shi Shun was very anxious for Li Qiao, but Li Qiao himself was calm: As an outsider, he cannot grasp the popular aesthetic trends in the whole world in a short while, even if the result is not good, it is normal.

??This time, he no longer tried to stay close to the "fashion" like he did during the rehearsal, guessing the taste of the judges, and simply dressed as he felt comfortable.

?? In the first round, he wrapped a black sweater round his neck as a scarf, and then matched it with a brown windbreaker and knight calf boots. Shi Shun could not bear to look at him and pulled him: "…… Change it? Is it too perfunctory?"

?? As a result, when Li Qiao went out, the purple eye shadow man "clicked" and lit up the heart sign: "The perfect fusion of retro and British style, seeing you, I seem to meet the wine I drank this year in the afternoon of autumn in Paris. The most warm and delicious cup of black coffee.”

??Li Qiao:?

?? In the second round, other trainees carefully sewed white ribbons on their clothes, wrapped them around their hands, or stuffed them into the openings of their belts... Li Qiao simply tied them on his head as a forehead wipe , and then wet the hair and stroked it up, and covered it with a white robe as wide as a tent...

??Purple Eye Shadow Man: "The Huaguo style and modernity complement each other. You are like a breath of fresh air on this bustling stage, blowing away the impetuousness and noise in everyone's hearts. The spring breeze is not as good as you for ten miles, and you are not as good as you for thousands of miles."

??Li Qiao:? ? ?

??Other trainees:? ? ? ? ?

?? Li Qiao won the title of "King of Fashion" in this session with such a dazed face, and the man with purple eyeshadow was in charge of presenting the award to him.When the purple-eyed man stood up, Li Qiao realized that he was no more than 1.7 meters tall even though he was wearing small boots. He put a ribbon on Li Qiao with his feet up, smiled and said in his ear: "Actually, I scolded you because I hate iron. steel."

?? "Such a good condition, but the combination is so complicated and vulgar. It is best to be simple and clean like today."

?? Li Qiao glanced at him out of the corner of his eye.

"Okay." The purple-eyed man slumped his shoulders and said, "There's another reason. The way you kicked that trash low man into the corner is so handsome. After seeing you, my sisters finally Determined to divorce her low-level husband!" He imitated kicking his legs secretly.

?? "After you finish the competition, come and shoot my magazine. No matter how high you are, I will support you with a cover!" said the purple-eyed man contentedly.

??The famous fashion circle who is also a judge next to me heard it, and said with a smile: "Zhang Muxu, are you secretly hooking up with Xiao Xianrou again?"

"This time it's not called hooking up!" The purple-eyed man, that is, Zhang Muxu, stared and said, "This is called thanking the benefactor who saved my sister's life, you know nothing!"

?? *

??The recording ended smoothly at 10:30 in the evening, and the trainees left the TV station building under the escort of the bodyguards provided by the program group.

?? Li Qiao was exhausted after coming down from the unfinished building yesterday. He went back to the hotel by car and didn't check his phone. He fell asleep and didn't feel the impact of yesterday's live broadcast until today.

??The gate of the TV station was blocked by fans. Originally, Ye Yuge and Fang Bing were more popular. Even Shi Shun had more diehard fans than Li Qiao. When I first arrived in Changsha, I saw the lights, banners, Big banner, these people are all better than Li Qiao.

??But this time when I went out, people from the local area and nearby cities rushed over temporarily, basically to see Li Qiao. They didn't have hand banners or light signs, so they just yelled with their voices.

??When other people came out of the gate, there were screams from all around. Originally, the row of noodles was already good, but as soon as Li Qiao walked out, the sound of "Li Qiao——Li Qiao——" spontaneously set off the other people in an instant. People's support was all blocked.

?? Li Qiao nodded slightly at them, got into the nanny car, and the other six people followed him.The co-pilot staff turned around and said, "Tomorrow at [-]:[-] p.m., the director will give you half a day off. Tell yourself where you want to go, and I'll let you go."

?? "I said in advance that nightclubs and bars are not good, don't mention any punishment from the program group. At such a critical time, if you don't know what to do, you will destroy your future if you go, understand?"

?? Li Qiao stared out the window in a daze, and the other trainees obediently agreed.

?? Li Yang is a paparazzi who relies on chasing traffic stars for a living. At this moment, he directs his accomplices to turn the steering wheel and follow the trainees of the most popular "Idol Live 101" recently. Weibo Live.

?? There are millions of fans on his Weibo, and they also spurn his behavior of chasing privates with cars, and at the same time wait for food on his Weibo.Li Yang doesn't care about these scolding. He feels that he has seen through the entertainment circle that popularity is king. When posting on Weibo, he especially likes to use incitement, exaggeration, and deliberately create binary oppositions to attract various circles to quarrel, so everyone is the same. Marketing account, his popularity is always higher than others.

?? "Hang Sheng, Wen Yihan, and Jiang Jun got out of the car to eat spicy crayfish. This is because the lower circle was ignored and abandoned and had to hold together? [Picture] x9"

?? "Ye Yuge and Fang Bing got out of the car and went to eat hot pot. Oh, it turns out that the top12 are really isolated. The result of being too cold at the top is that they have no friends. [Picture] x9"

"Shi Shun went back to the hotel by himself? That's right, his position is really embarrassing. He was originally in the top circle, but now he is squeezed out by Li Qiao, and his ranking is not high or low. No one wants to take him with him. It's miserable. [Image] x9"

??…

??After his fanning the flames like this, the simple "disband in place and do what you like to do" suddenly became a scheming game. Fans scolded him for his popularity and defended him with integrity "My idol is not in a group/abandoned/in an awkward position"! !

??Li Yang was very satisfied with the soaring reposts, and his accomplice reminded him: "Now Li Qiao is the only one left in the car. He seems to want to get rid of us. The car is driving faster and faster!"

?? "That's good," Li Yang was very happy. "He must be trying to do something shameful. He is so popular now. If we spread rumors about him, won't the traffic come?"

??[Super paparazzi Li Yang]: "Li Qiao's car is flying, probably because he wants to go disco and can't get rid of my little tail. Fans, please rest assured, we will definitely supervise the idol's life for you Words and deeds!"

??[Super paparazzi Li Yang]: "Li Qiao drove too fast, he didn't take other people's lives at his own risk! Angry, what should I do if there is an accident?"

??[Super paparazzi Li Yang]: "SOS! Li Qiao dumped us! This can prove it, he definitely has something he must do but is afraid of the public knowing! Behind the secret of traffic idol's crazy racing is— —”

?? On his Weibo, some Li Qiao fans scolded him, "Why don't you chase the car and Li Qiao dumped you?" Out: "Did you go disco, do drugs, or go on a date?"

??A few minutes later, a passer-by came across Weibo and became popular:

?? "Aww, I met Li Qiao in the hospital, the real person is so handsome and has long legs! I took a photo with him and he gently urged me to hurry up. It turned out that I came to see the fans, and I was moved to tears!! [Group photo.jpg]"

?? If the system was present at this time, it would probably be able to report that Li Qiao's completion of side missions had increased by a few points.And Li Yang looked at that Weibo, and couldn't help grinning: "My face hurts so much!"

?? *

?? When Li Qiao came to the hospital, his primary purpose was actually to see Mrs. Shen.

?? After Mrs. Shen fell ill, she returned to the city and lived in the most advanced single ward. When Li Qiao walked outside the ward, someone even stopped him and asked him if he had an appointment.

??Li Qiao just asked casually: "Can't my name replace the appointment?" A hoarse and happy old man's voice came from inside: "Qiao Qiao? Let Qiao Qiao come in!"

?? Mrs. Shen in real life is thinner and thinner than in the video, and her face is paler, but Li Qiao looks at her with an inexplicable sense of intimacy.

?? Li Qiao thought back to his own childhood. Before he was nine years old, he was also the young master of a wealthy family. His mother died of dystocia when giving birth to him. His father doted on his concubine and disliked him in every possible way. Thanks to a kind-hearted man in the mansion The old nanny often took care of him and reminded him once or twice, so that he would not make mistakes under the guidance of his father's concubine, and he grew up to the age of nine smoothly.

??Unexpectedly, when he was nine years old, a Taoist came to the family, pointed at his nose and said that he was the reincarnation of a magic star, and he was full of evil spirits. If he stayed at home, he would only poison his family.Li Qiao didn't know whether it was a coincidence or his father's intentional arrangement. In short, his father drove him out of the house without hesitation, and thanks to the old nanny who secretly helped Li Qiao with some porridge when he was living on the street , so that he took a breath and slowly figured out a way, observed his surroundings, and finally survived.

?? I don't know if his memory is wrong. When he saw Mrs. Shen with his own eyes, Li Qiao actually felt that her temperament was five or six points similar to that old nanny.

?? "The newly hired person is just not good, and he can't even recognize you. I'll punish him later." Mrs. Shen patted his hand, smiling, because her skinny fingers couldn't feel the force accurately, subconsciously Hold on tight.

??Li Qiao lowered her eyelashes and looked at her hand, thinking, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter whether it is or not.

??She is kind to him now, that's enough.

?? *

?? When Xiao Wan woke up thirsty, she found someone lying beside her bed, and almost screamed in fright.

??She also lives in a luxurious single room. The early morning sunlight shines through the window, illuminating half of the future person's side face brightly and clearly. Xiao Wan took a deep breath before she couldn't help shouting: "Joe, Qiao Joe!"

?? When she called, Li Qiao woke up. He rubbed his eyes and sat up, asking, "Do you want some water? I'll get it for you."

??Xiao Wan hugged the quilt, so happy that she felt like she was dreaming: "You, why are you here?"

?? "I'm going to see the elders, and I'll also see you by the way." Li Qiao turned around and poured her a cup of hot water, and put it on the bedside table, "Are you feeling better?"

"It's much better. The doctor said that your technique is simply superb. Their director would not be better than you in the operating room..." Xiaowan was very excited at first, but as she was talking, she suddenly noticed Li Qiao His face was very pale, obviously under the warm morning light, his cheeks showed a kind of cold whiteness, even worse than when he saved her yesterday.

?? "Jojo, what's the matter with you..." she asked softly.

"It's okay." He just performed an operation on Old Mrs. Shen overnight, and spent a lot of cultivation to repair her body, and now she is very weak.Fortunately, Mrs. Shen didn't have any demonic aura, she just got a rare chronic toxin, which should be caused by ordinary people instead.

?? Li Qiao doesn't need to spend any more effort to subdue demons and catch ghosts. It's much better than expected that the realm has not regressed, and he will be able to recuperate in time.

??He just reached out and touched her long hair, stroked her hair with his fingertips, and asked, "Xiaowan, do you want me to help you forget this memory?"

"If you forget, those painful memories will disappear, and you will wake up more beautiful and healthier. With this letter of introduction, you can go to Li's company to get a nine-to-five job as a clerk. Of course, the salary still depends on your own efforts.”

??Li Qiao asked very calmly, but Xiaowan's eyes widened, and she swallowed quietly: Although she vaguely guessed that Li Qiao may be different from ordinary people in some aspects, but it is so big. Fang Fang said that it can help her "eliminate her memory", she still needs to digest it_<.

"How is it?" Li Qiao tilted his head slightly, very patiently, "It doesn't hurt at all, just open and close your eyes and you'll be fine."

?? Xiao Wan realized that Li Qiao's hand on her head was not the idol's gentle caress, but a weapon ready to pick (?) her head off at any time!She flopped and shrank back, relying on the hard bedside table to feel more secure: "I don't want it!"

?? Li Qiao slightly raised one eyebrow, as if a little surprised.

"If you forget, it means that I also feel that this pain is wrong and shouldn't exist," Xiao Wan hugged the quilt, her lips trembling slightly, "But I don't think so!"

?? "Once you become a 'chaser girl', many people will think you are a monster, think you are superior to you, feel that you are wrong and need to be punished—"

"Punish his grandma for a leg!" Xiaowan swears in front of Li Qiao for the first time since he was injured, "I just like someone, I didn't kill or set fire, and I didn't torture and hurt others all day long. Why put other people's accounts on my head?"

?? "Put the resentment towards a group on a person, that is his cowardice and incompetence, his stupidity, he deserves decades of repentance in prison, even if he is not condemned by conscience, he must be restricted by the iron fist of the state Free and painful to regret." Xiaowan blinked, tears fell, and said, "It's not me who is wrong, I'm not a monster!"

??The sky outside the window is getting brighter, the curtains are not drawn tightly, the bright sunlight shines through the gaps in the curtains and casts on the snow-white bedding, reflecting Li Qiao's thick black eyelashes, quenching the light and shadow.

"I understand." Li Qiao leaned down and hugged her gently, "Thank you."

??Xiao Wan blinked her tearful eyelashes, still not understanding why Li Qiao thanked her.But Li Qiao said goodbye to her soon. She knew that Li Qiao was very busy in the game, so she didn't try to keep her, but just waved her small fist: "San Gong, come on, if I can recover, I will definitely grab a ticket to see you of!"

"Yeah." Li Qiao held her hand, and she felt a strange cool breath pouring into her body in an instant, and her heavy body quickly became loose and comfortable.

??When she felt it during the operation, she thought it was her hallucination.

?? After Li Qiao left, Xiaowan took out her phone from under the pillow, and found the photo that she hadn't seen for a long time, which made her fall in love at first sight.

?? Looking at the photos now, the pixels are actually not high. She couldn't even see Li Qiao's face clearly.But she was hit by the feeling of Li Qiao at that time, and now she suddenly understood what kind of mood it was.

?? It is the unique, lonely and eager eyes of people who have been judged as "monsters" and "heterogeneous" since they were very young. of frost and snow.

?? *

?? When Li Qiao walked out of the hospital gate, he also found the paparazzi who was driving with him last night. It seemed that he had been frozen at the gate all night, with a snotty nose and a mess.

?? Seeing Li Qiao coming out alone, he showed a disappointed expression, obviously knowing that he had been squatting all night for nothing.

??Li Yang was about to pack up his things and leave, when he caught a glimpse of something out of the corner of his eye, and hurriedly picked up the camera again excitedly: Several foreigners came forward aggressively, and they were all running towards Li Qiao!Did Li Qiao get into trouble with some foreign forces, or is there some kind of international dispute?

?? He raised the camera in the howling wind, and then saw the foreigner with tears in his eyes, grabbing Li Qiao's hand——

??Li Yang used his limited English skills to identify the various words spit out by foreigners: "Our team... your medical skills... admire... I implore your guidance"...

?? Li Yang put down the camera cursingly: Damn, bad luck!

?? And Li Qiao was very helpless to this enthusiastic "Qi Li Gua La Bird Language Team". He has not had time to learn English yet, but he can see from the attitude of the group of doctors and policemen that this group of people should be very famous in the world. An authoritative medical team is of great help to ordinary treatment.

?? Li Qiao remembered that Mrs. Shen had not fully recovered. Of course, the more advanced the follow-up medical treatment, the better. After thinking for a second, she tore off a post-it note and wrote her mobile phone number: "I will contact you later!"

??I'll call you when I find someone who can speak English!

??Although the foreigner knows little about Chinese, the meaning of Li Qiao's actions is very clear. He hurriedly took the post-it note overjoyed, put it in his breast pocket, and then continued... ji li gua la.

?? Nonsense, the matter of teaching has not been discussed yet, how could he let this genius go so easily?Most geniuses are eccentric and elusive. It's rare to catch them once, and they have to pick something out of him!

?? "I'll talk about it later, now, NO time," Li Qiao took out a finger and shook it, "NO!"

?? "Then what are you going to do next?" Dr. Ya Ming understood half of it, and hurriedly asked in his half-baked Chinese and English.

?? "Oh," Li Qiao had a system to help translate when he first watched the relevant materials of world dance, so he didn't know foreign languages, but when he watched foreign dance videos, he still got a lot of simple related vocabulary, "Sing ?and?dance, this?is?my?dream!"

??Dr. Yamin: "..." The genius scalpel who has been ahead of the world in surgical techniques for at least 50 years, said his dream is to sing and dance? ?

??—By the way, what did Ye do here?He said Li was his colleague?Go back and ask what show it is, he has to find a way to visit it!

??Li Qiao didn't know that he had earned a few more tickets for the Ouzhi program group. He didn't call the driver of the nanny car to come again. He wore a mask and took a taxi directly to the airport.

??The driver is a very enthusiastic and talkative uncle. Seeing that Li Qiao is not very old, he asked him if he was still in school, and said that his daughter was too. Unfortunately, he has been too obsessed with star chasing lately. I don’t know how to manage it...

?? Li Qiao responded to the taxi without a ride, and when the taxi got on the highway, the driver's mobile phone that was navigating a voice popped up. He reached out to answer it, and Li Qiao couldn't help but glance at him.

?? The driver smiled awkwardly: "I'll hang up right away, it won't affect driving!"

?? A crisp little girl's voice came from the other end of the voice: "Dad, have you voted? You are the only one left in our family who hasn't voted yet!"

??The driver is obviously a daughter slave. While driving with his eyes in front of him, he coaxed: "Dad, just vote after finishing this order. Why are you voting? Can't you vote later?"

?? "No, we are already behind, and every vote now counts!" the little girl said, her voice filled with tears, "The other families ganged up to fight against our family, and we couldn't beat it at all, Joe Joe's future is about to be buried in our hands, woo woo woo..."

"Don't cry, baby girl," the driver hurriedly comforted, "Even if your idol loses this round, he won't be eliminated, right? Don't be sad, Dad will let all the masters on this road vote for you in a while!"

?? After hanging up the phone with great difficulty, the driver complained to the young man in the back seat embarrassedly: "This little star named Li Qiao is really, I have to hand over my future to others, causing my daughter-in-law's psychological pressure so much. big……"

??The future is about to be ruined. The little star named Li Qiao silently took out his mobile phone: "..."

??The fan song voting for the three rounds of performances is indeed open today... Let him see what happened without his knowledge.jpg