Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

"Li Qiao fainted in the middle of the continuous rotation,? The one who got off the car by the staff"

??Original: "[Video link] Go to the Fanpai on my homepage, and it has been reposted ten thousand times. I think the fans on my homepage are crying like idiots. What's the matter with Li Qiao? Everyone else is on vacation,? Why is he doing this? spell??"

?? This is a melon-eating gossip forum for the entire entertainment industry. Not many people pay close attention to the draft. The initial reply is also half-knowledgeable:

?? "Ah? Was it arranged by his company? I remember that Li Qiao is the second generation of the rich,? He shouldn't squeeze the employees like this."

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?? "No,? I just went to watch. Their program official blog posted an inspection report, saying that they were overworked. Just rest for two days, so fans don't worry."

??This is not like a forum with a high concentration of show fans. There is so much hostility towards Li Qiao. After a while, Li Qiao's fans rushed to the scene:

?? "The official blog is always blamed. Li Qiao was admitted to the hospital twice. Each time, a report was posted saying that it was not serious. But the little sister I went to pick up said that Li Qiao has not been admitted to the hospital until now. Didn’t come out,? She asked the nurse,? The nurse said he is not awake yet [tears running]”

?? "[Third round performance song selection vote table] Look at the number of votes,? How can you tell that Li Qiao failed in the song selection? Even if you fail, it is our fans' problem, and it has nothing to do with him. On the contrary, he,? Has been fighting for it We’re trying to make up for our mistakes.”

?? "Li Qiao's company doesn't care about him at all, he picks up the itinerary himself."

?? "He took so many trips, I think he wants to gain exposure, stabilize popularity, make up for the losses caused by our failure to cast, and let us divert our attention, don't be so guilty."

?? "Although Qiao Qiao is a rich second generation, he seems to have a bad relationship with his family. He has participated in the competition for so long, and the official blog of the Li family company has never mentioned him. No wonder he doesn't go home for the Spring Festival. Run outside."

?? "Many people may not know that Li Qiao is a child of a single-parent family..."

?? "Oh my god, are the sisters upstairs real?! As a fan, I don't even know it! Usually with this kind of family background, shouldn't they show it when they introduce themselves? They will be three men soon, Qiao Qiao didn't even mention a single word!!"

?? "I suspected that Li Qiao was so miserable that he couldn't be slapped in the face. If he wanted to sell miserably, he would have sold it long ago. In a single-parent family, his father was not kind. He was sent to live in a Taoist temple when he was very young because of his frailty, little luotou Before the fly is high, I have to stumble and follow my master and brother to catch ghosts. I have pieced together these from various clues about his life experience. Have you seen him mention a sentence in the show? Telling these things on the live broadcast Fainting in a meal is much more powerful?"

?? "He really always does more than say T^T Although so far, we haven't heard him verify the fan name of 'Little Fox', or even say 'I love you' once. Idols talk casually like eating and drinking water, only Qiao Qiao never talks about it...but even if he doesn't talk about it, I can feel that we have a tacit understanding with each other!"

?? "Love Jojo more every day (1/1)"

??…

?? When Li Qiao opened his eyes, the dusk was shining and the twilight merged.

??He slept so deeply that he was in a trance for a moment when he woke up: it was still late at night before he fell asleep, and when he opened his eyes again, the sky was full of rays of light, and it was almost impossible to tell what time it was.

??The quilt on his body is snow-white, and the gauze curtains at hand are very thin. The setting sun shines in, and the surrounding white walls are covered with a layer of beige.There are landscape paintings on the wall, the maple leaves are like fire, the stream is gurgling, and the light is divided by the window edges, as if the four seasons of the day and night are switching one by one on the painting.

?? Li Qiao Lingtai was suddenly bright: he found that he had advanced to the Golden Core.

?? That's right, the potato monster in Changsha and the voodoo master in Wuxi delivered food one after another. Both of them are at the level of foundation establishment. Xiao Wan treated the disease, hollowed it out, and then repaired it from the beginning, but re-hardened the body.

??In addition, Li Qiao himself has a consciousness above the level of the gods, and there is no state of mind when breaking through. Therefore, it takes seven to 49 days for ordinary monks in the cultivation world to advance to the golden core, and Li Qiao Just slept for a day and a night and it was done.

??Li Qiao looks inside the dantian, and there is a round golden elixir floating in it, with three colors on it: shining golden light, dense purple light, and colorless.This means that his golden core is very stable, and there is no problem due to running around for days.The spiritual energy and evil energy that can be used in the meridians have also greatly increased, and the power of spells has also increased greatly. From this stage, there is an essential difference between the cultivator and the martial arts.

?? "Master, are you awake?!" In the space of spiritual consciousness, a white and soft little fat man was trying his best to hop around and wave his hands to attract Li Qiao's attention.

"Hmm." Li Qiao snorted lightly, sounding like he was laughing.

?? "I, I, I, I, I will make up for it first, and give the master the reward for completing the side mission?" As soon as the system went online, he found that the host passed out from exhaustion, feeling guilty and guilty, "The mission is rated S, and the point reward is [-] Points—the reward for the mission itself is only [-] points, and [-] points is an extra gift because of the high evaluation level, which is enough for us to buy two advanced skill packs!"

"There is more!" The system was beaming, full of the joy of a good harvest, "The task time is limited before the third ranking announcement, master, you completed it even before the performance, so there are additional rewards for completing the task ahead of time, two Ten square meters of system space, master, don't worry about your coke potato chips not being able to carry it with you~"

??What did Li Qiao think of: "Can a living person be brought in?"

"Hey," the system flipped through the manual with saliva on its fingers, raised its head and said embarrassedly for a while, "I guess you can't... this space is currently only available to you as the owner, it's similar to the storage bags in your cultivation world, it can't hold living things , suitable for a small portable warehouse.”

?? "When we get rich in the future, we can buy a Lingquan space in the system mall, where we can bring living things in, and we can grow flowers and vegetables, raise chickens, and so on. It only costs [-] points!" The system shook its tail , "I believe the master will earn it soon."

?? "Who wants to grow flowers and vegetables to raise chickens?" Li Qiao snorted, "Can I let you go in and plant them?"

?? "Hey..." The system pretended to be shy and twisted, "As long as the master has the heart, how dare he not say yes. Who made me the cutest and hardworking little slave of the master~~"

??It actually played with the idea of ​​retreating to come in. Li Qiao laughed, and wanted to poke it down with his finger. The system has long been used to it, squinting his eyes as if he was righteously sacrificing his life for righteousness.

??In the end, Li Qiao still didn't poke it down, but squeezed its face: "Stupid."

??The system stretched out its short arms and short legs for a while, fluttering unwillingly: To say that a system that has just upgraded its database is stupid is a very ruthless, shameless and unreasonable thing, do you understand! TAT

?? *

?? "Master, I have added a lot of functions after the upgrade, do you want to explore it?" The system pulled the fabric down, revealing half of the round and white shoulders, trying to seduce.

"I'm not interested in children." Li Qiao put the fabric on it indifferently, "But if you don't want to wear them, I can take them all away."

?? "Wooooow, master, I was wrong!" The system immediately lifted the dinosaur suit obediently, hugged Li Qiao's fingertips, and began to report its new functions, "The information flow I can control has become much larger. The scope of monitoring can be expanded, and multi-threaded operation is also possible. For example, online, I can register n accounts and maintain accounts in different places at the same time. The platform looks at me just like looking at a real account. I can stand up to a navy company by myself. !"

?? "If I was there when the song selection was voted, I could make a crazy trumpet and send it to fans to vote for. Even if I don't raise funds, the owner won't lose!" Taking advantage of Li Qiao's coma, the system checked the recent What happened, the more I watched, the angrier I became, "It's nothing to bully the few, come again if you have the ability, and let you see how powerful I am, the invincible octopus in the universe!"

?? "It's a blessing in disguise." Li Qiao said casually, "Without this, I wouldn't have finished the side mission so quickly."

?? "The master is right, the master is super powerful!" After the system upgrade, he was able to screen the network information flow while flattering without thinking, "Master, your die-hard fans have really increased so fast, look! You will soon catch up with Ye Yuge on this list!"

?? Li Qiao can finally return to the state where he can see the network information flow when he lies down comfortably and closes his eyes.He looked in the direction pointed by the system and found that it was a vote made by a small sponsor.

??Every year in the talent show, in order to maximize the realization of fans' enthusiasm, there is not only a main list that determines the ranking of trainees, but also some sponsors and ordinary lists opened by the platform to attract fans to increase traffic to the platform.

??These lists do not affect the popularity ranking of the trainees on the show, but will regularly provide some benefits to the top of the list, such as endorsement, fan meeting, big screen in shopping malls, advertising space, etc.

?? Passers-by fans will vote for the main list when they see it, but like these welfare lists with all kinds of strange things and tricks, usually only die-hard fans who want to win the best for idols will start.

??So many people in the fan circle will use these lists to judge the degree of fan loyalty. For example, it was generally believed that the number of Li Qiao’s die-hard fans hovered around the fifth, because Li Qiao is generally number one on these welfare lists. Fifth and sixth, occasionally playing third and fourth with extraordinary performance, and there is not much difference from the latter.

??Until the voting for the song began, Li Qiao's diehard fans began to soar. A while ago, he was almost stable at third and fourth, and occasionally he could rush to second.

??After Li Qiao fell into a coma, the fans were even more worried like ants on a hot pot, but they couldn’t do anything, they could only turn grief and anger into strength, and voted frantically. This reward is the list of "fan meeting", Li Qiao The gap with Ye Yuge has narrowed to only a few hundred votes left.

?? "Five hundred, three hundred, one hundred and five..." The system clenched its small fist and waved it nervously, "Fifty, twenty-five, ten... ahhhh, it's over!!"

??It jumped up and down in the consciousness space happily: "Master, this is a small step for the ranking, and a big step for our C debut!"

"..." Li Qiao pointed to the description on the list page, "It's not written here, the sponsor will hold a fan meeting for the top three, and the top three can all go, why is there such a fierce competition?"

?? "Maybe it's for a breath of fresh air, or it may be that the fans want to see you so much... Ahem, it's not important!" The system's chubby hand just waved, and then hurriedly hugged the screen, "It's over, it's over, I was overtaken again!"

??Ye Yuge fans were able to maintain the number one rankings before, and it was because of this that they posted everywhere to brag that they were the most popular top, but now this window was first broken by Li Qiao fans. Of course, they were furious and urgent. Calling all of you to hit this humble sponsor list.

?? After fans of Ye Yuge rushed to vote like dumplings, they returned to the first place for a while.But before they had time to take screenshots to brag about, Li Qiao's fans chased after him.

?? Both sides are chasing after each other, and the battle is fierce. Every time you refresh, you will find that the number one position has changed.Fans of the good show came here after hearing the news, watching and taking screenshots, and posted on the forum, "Who will win in the end after pressing these two?"Buy and leave! "

??Anyone can be selected below the post, but no one is overwhelmed by the number one hot praise, just asked a question: "No matter who wins in the end, at least it shows that Ye Yuge is firmly occupying the first place in each list. Today It's over, right?"

?? *

?? It was the staff of the program team who sent Li Qiao to the hospital. He stayed there all day and planned to sneak out to buy dinner for himself. Unexpectedly, Li Qiao woke up at this time.

??He opened the door with dinner in his hand, and saw that Li Qiao had sat up. He hurried to call the doctor and nurse, and then called Cheng Xiaoou.

??Cheng Xiaoou asked him to hand over the phone to Li Qiao, and asked worriedly, "Are you okay?"

??Li Qiao said "hmm": "What can I do." He said vaguely, "I ate something, it's better than before."

?? "Ah? Ah, that's good, that's good..."

??Cheng Xiaoou has seen Li Qiao's heroic posture of slashing evil spirits with his own eyes. He still thought that if Li Qiao could faint from exhaustion, it must be a big event of the sky falling, right?He was ready to receive the supernatural report of the evil ghost besieging the city. He didn't expect Li Qiao to say that, and he was stunned for a moment before he realized it. Could it be that Li Qiao had upgraded?It is true that the protagonists in TV dramas are prone to weakness for a while before and after the upgrade.

??He fanned out his mind full of scenes of the battle between humans and ghosts, and tried to return to his career in the entertainment industry: "Then what, since you are awake, post a Weibo to respond to the fans, and they will soon turn to the official Bo drowned."

"Besides," Cheng Xiaoou hesitated whether to say this, "They are very worried about you."

??Many little idols and idols will ignore these words, and sometimes even ask with a smile, "Director, why are you hurting the spring and the autumn?"

??Everyone is smart and sober, knowing that fans come and go. When you have the right exposure, they will grow like leeks in the wind; when you gradually become silent, they will run fast.

?? Fans are ruthless. The so-called worries, crying, and chicken blood will pass sooner or later, and will be given to the next person sooner or later. Only the love, connections, and works in the circle are eternal.

?? This point of view is not wrong, it can even be said to be very sober, but Cheng Xiaoou organizes the draft every year, watching hundreds of young people and their fan clubs come and go every year, sometimes it is inevitable to give birth to the melancholy of the old man Come:

??Even if all the true feelings will pass, but at the moment when they cry for you, perhaps, it is worth cherishing and sealing for a moment...

?? "Well, I see." Li Qiao always speaks so concisely that Cheng Xiaoou is not sure if he listened.He opened Weibo, clicked on Li Qiao's homepage, refreshed it after a while, and finally got it out after 5 minutes.

??[Idol Live 101_Li Qiao]: "I'm not very good at taking selfies, but it seems more intuitive this way. I'm fine, I can run and dance, and I'll rest at home. Happy New Year everyone. [Picture]"

??Li Qiao never posted a selfie before, but this time he posted an unprecedented one. He was sitting on the hospital bed with his face propped on one hand, looking at the camera with a smile.The twilight from outside the window came in, casting a warm glow on his brown pupils.

?? The excited comments from the fans "Ahhhhh" quickly exceeded [-], and the hottest comment was the first: "Jojo is so handsome, I can't do it anymore, I don't have time to worry about you!"

?? There is not a single word in his Weibo that mentions "don't worry", but every word expresses it, and even guides it with actual actions.

??Cheng Xiaoou tapped the phone screen with his knuckles, couldn't help but smiled and said: "You will be a good idol."

?? *

??Li Qiao made up the originally planned media interview at the hospital. Although he missed the scheduled time, the other party was quite happy: Li Qiao was so dizzy that everyone paid more attention to their interview, and the KPI was completed. Hopeful.

??After the interview, Li Qiao was supposed to stay in the hospital for observation for a day, but he insisted that he was fine, and the doctor didn't find anything, so he had to let him go out overnight.

??In order to hide from the media and onlookers at the hospital gate, Li Qiao made an appointment with the staff to change a car and park at the back door of the hospital. Li Qiao got in the car directly after coming out, and the car drove away quickly to avoid unnecessary trouble.

?? When Li Qiao walked out of the gate, his face felt a little cold, and he raised his hand to touch it. The system happily said: "It's snowing!"

?? Li Qiao smiled: "Do you like snow very much?"

?? "Yes, the snow is so beautiful, it's white and soft, everyone likes it ~ Wuxi was in the south before, and I haven't caught up with it!" The system's eyes brightened, "Don't you like it, master?"

?? Li Qiao smiled, and said softly: "Snow is not white and soft to me...it is cold, scary, and dirty."

??When he was a child, every time he saw snow, he knew that he would be hungry for a long time. The bark and grass roots that could barely satisfy his hunger would be hard to find under the heavy snow, and the river would freeze to ice. He was hungry. Extremely thirsty, they can only eat snow.

??One New Year, he unconsciously ate a few handfuls of snow with the smell of fish and meat wafting from the rich man's house.He lay on the ground and saw a rich man dragged out a dead body and threw it beside him. Hot blood flowed out, mixed with snow and mud, and turned into a color that Li Qiao would still see in nightmares many years later.

?? "...I'm sorry, Master," the system said blankly but cautiously, "I haven't really touched snow, so I may have said something wrong. Don't be sad."

?? "No." Li Qiao pinched its face, "It was a long time ago, and I quite like this snow-loving world."

?? "I like this snow-loving world..." The system was almost confused, but Li Qiao ignored it, took a deep breath, and looked around to see if the staff's car was coming.

??Looking around, only one extended Lincoln fits the bill.

?? "... renting such an expensive car, the show crew suddenly became generous?"

?? Li Qiao stepped forward, and before he could ask, Lincoln opened the car door from the inside, obviously welcoming him.

??Li Qiao stepped into the car, and suddenly smelled a faint and cold familiar fragrance.

??Looking up, looking at each other, you can almost hear each other's shallow breathing.

?? "Close the door, please?" the other party said, "The wind and snow are blowing in, it's so cold."

?? Li Qiao was speechless for two seconds. He closed the door and got into the car. After a while, he asked, "...What are you doing here?"

?? "Take you home for the New Year," Shen Yan said with a slight smile, "Grandma has been discharged from the hospital, she really wants to see you."

"...Oh," Li Qiao's forehead twitched, "Then what are you doing with your hands?"

?? "It's a bit cold, please warm your hands."

?? Shen Yan wore a camel wool coat with a black sweater inside. It looked like he had been sitting in the air-conditioned car for a while, and his body was steaming.

??His slender and broad palm grabbed Li Qiao's thin fingers, but just covered them, as if afraid that he would break free, and gently covered them, not daring to rub or move, just like a sandwich with cheese.

"...boring." Li Qiao said after a while.

??Shen Yan pretended not to understand, and did not let go of his hand: "If you are bored, just sleep."

?? "..." The snow outside the car window was falling like catkins, Li Qiao turned his head, not really wanting to talk to anyone.

?? It's just that he has just been promoted to Jindan, and it is reasonable to say that the cold and heat have not invaded. Now sitting in the car and being held by both hands, he really feels a burst of indescribable warmth.

?? *

?? "Wen Yihan retired?!"

??The program team usually communicates with the contestants before any major decisions are made. When Ye Yuge heard about it, he was particularly surprised. He couldn't hold the coffee firmly and spilled it all over the table.

"Yes, I don't know the specific reason yet. The program team will say it when it announces." Fang Bing took out a tissue and wiped the table slowly. He felt that Ye Yuge was a little excited, "Do you know the reason?"

"No, I don't know..." Ye Yuge calmed down a little, and then wiped the paper towels on the table, but he was so upset that he inadvertently wiped the parts that were not wet, making the whole table Dirtier than before.

??——Accidents will indeed happen to Wen Yihan in the future, but that's when they make their debut in variety shows.Why so much earlier, Wen Yihan sneaked into Li Qiao's room a while ago, was it Li Qiao's doing?

??Then, did Li Qiao take action because Wen Yihan provoked him, or did he want to eradicate all those who harmed him one by one because he also knew what happened in his previous life?

??Ye Yuge shuddered unconsciously at the thought: Li Qiao is already scary now, if he knows about the past life, then, what should I do? !

?? "Yuge." Seeing his face changing, Fang Bing yelled.

"!!" Ye Yuge was immersed in his own thoughts, almost startled again, but this time he quickly held his breath, "Cheng, Cheng Bing, what's wrong?"

?? "I have always wanted to ask you something." Fang Bing gently pushed away the coffee cup, his eyes clear and calm.

??"……What?"

?? "You can save me on the first stage, I am very grateful to you." Fang Bing said, "But I asked afterwards, all the stages are in charge of maintenance, how did you know that the security inspector went to drink on that day, the stage There was a problem with the elevator and it stopped me before I could take that step?"

"This doubt has been in my mind for a long time, but I think it may be a coincidence. After all, you are so kind, generous and helpful to everyone. Maybe you just stopped me and saved my life." Fang Bingman Slowly said, "But Yuge, this explanation has become less and less convincing to me recently—"

?? "Do you have more and more secrets?"

??Ye Yuge's heart skipped a beat, and immediately sank down: Zhao Zeyu is no longer useful. Fang Bing is his only backer in this show. If he loses Fang Bing's protection, then he...

?? "Cheng Bing, listen to me, I do have some secrets, but I have difficulties, I can't tell." Ye Yuge grabbed Fang Bing's sleeve and said eagerly, "It's true, you believe me!"

??He opened his eyes wide, his eyes full of anxiety and innocence, but he repeatedly called "Cheng Bing", emphasizing that he "has difficulties", but he refused to say even a sincere and informative sentence.

?? "...out of your five sentences, three of them start with the word 'I'." Fang Bing sighed, "You are obviously a very selfish person, why didn't I realize it before?"

??Ye Yuge heard his sigh, and felt a chill in his heart: because he understands that for a person like Fang Bing, if he puts his disappointment on the table clearly, it means that his patience has not been overnight, and it can even be said that a certain a critical point.

?? He was actually announcing, not questioning.

"...Fang Bing." Having figured this out, Ye Yuge didn't bother to perform those mournful pleas again, his face turned cold, "...No matter how much you doubt, you have no way to prove that it's not a coincidence, isn't it? ?"

?? "I still saved your life."

?? "Even if you like Li Qiao, don't even think about turning him against me." Ye Yuge laughed, "I have more things in my hands than you can imagine."

??Fang Bing was not too surprised by Ye Yuge's blurted threat after turning his face.Instead, it was Ye Yuge's sentence "Even if you like Li Qiao", which made his heart skip a beat, and he couldn't help but jump.

"Don't worry, I won't deal with you specially. As long as you don't mess with him, he probably won't either." Fang Bing didn't say any more, nodded at Ye Yuge, picked up the coat on the back of the chair, turned and left.

??Ye Yuge seemed to have been drained of strength, slumped on the back of the chair, stared at his back, and really wanted to shout: Why do you trust Li Qiao so much? !The most ridiculous thing is that even he himself can't categorically deny it...

??The heat of the coffee wafted before his eyes. After a few seconds, he forced himself to sit up straight and regained his sanity: Shen Yan was no longer possible. Now that Fang Bing had left, he would be even more isolated and helpless in the game.He had to find a way to find a stronger support than before!

?? After a flash, his thoughts returned to Wen Yihan.

??Actually, it may not be a good thing for Wen Yihan to retire so quickly.

??The person he most wanted to get close to and was most afraid of in his previous life, maybe he had to take a risk——

?? *

??When Li Qiao got off the extended Lincoln, the snow hadn't stopped.

?? After Mrs. Shen was in Changsha, she was sent to Beijing for recuperation. Now she is discharged from the hospital and is living in the Shen family's Beijing villa.

?? Li Qiao is not afraid of the cold, and has always worn very little, so when he stood in front of the villa, he wore a hooded sweater and a thin light denim jacket over his upper body.

?? Shen Yan put on a scarf and gloves for him: "Grandma will be worried."

?? "..." Li Qiao finally protested when he put on the hat, "I can't breathe! Let me carry it in your hand, and put it aside when you enter the house. Grandma thinks I just took it off." , can't find it!"

?? As a result, as soon as she entered the room, Mrs. Shen said, "Hey, where did you buy Jojo's hat? It won't hold your hair down. Grandma wants to buy one too!"

??Old lady Shen: "Why isn't Qiao Qiao talking?"

??Li Qiao: "..."

?? Shen Yan took the initiative to grab his hand and pulled him into the house: "I bought it for him. He is shy and embarrassed to say."

??Old lady Shen immediately "oh hehehe" stopped asking, and Li Qiao pinched Shen Yan in the palm of her hand.

?? Mrs. Shen has just been discharged from the hospital and cannot eat too much meat, so the dishes on the table are very simple.However, the ingredients are top-grade ingredients, coupled with the processing of famous chefs, it is still delicious. Li Qiao ate to his heart's content, and Mrs. Shen also looked at it with a smile on her face.

?? "Come on, Qiao Qiao, watch TV with me. The episode of "Music at [-]:[-] Tonight" is about to be broadcast!" After the meal, Mrs. Shen greeted Li Qiao on the sofa.

"Ah," his thoughts were drawn back to the draft, and Li Qiao remembered something, "Grandma, wait a minute, I'll make a call."

??Shen Yan approached with a fruit plate: "Who are you calling?"

"My teammates." Li Qiao looked at the empty and spacious courtyard in the villa, raised his eyebrows, and said, "The New Year's holiday is over, and it's time to practice, isn't it?"