Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

"Me? The space is big?" Ling Xiaolou pointed to his nose, with an expression of disbelief.

?? "I'm not complimenting you," Li Qiao said, "There is indeed a lot of space between the audience's expectations for you, and the level of performance that can be achieved after my transformation."

?? Xi Siyuan smiled and said for Li Qiao what he was embarrassed to say too bluntly: "Qiao Qiao means,? Your starting point is low enough."

?? Ling Xiaolou: "..."

"Yes," Luchaijia said, "An ugly duckling turning into a white swan is definitely more shocking and attractive than a big goose turning into a swan."

?? Yuan Ning smiled: "The big goose turned into a swan, it sounds quite shocking."

??Ling Xiaolou: "...You guys are enough!"

"I'm serious," Li Qiao propped his elbows on his knees, his face straightened, and he said, "You think you can't do this or that,? Then go to the two-thirds of the trainees you eliminated How can you make sense? In fact, you have an advantage that no one else can replace? You didn’t discover it yourself.”

??Do you want to say that Ling Xiaolou is useless?Indeed, his appearance is not outstanding among the 101 good-looking men, and even his flaws are obvious: he has high cheekbones on both sides, a flat nose bridge, and plump lips. He is not the traditional image of a handsome guy with a high nose and thin lips. ;

?? He is not outstanding in singing and dancing. ? The initial rating was F, and the theme song was re-rated to D. ?There were two rounds of on-site voting for the performance, the second last in the group and the first last in the second round, and only two votes at the bottom of the second round. Gloriously broke out of the group and became the last in the whole round of performances.

"Qiao Qiao, stop comforting me. If I really have that kind of advantage, how can I go back to the bottom of the performance ticket?" Ling Xiaolou hugged his knees with his hands and buried his face between his knees. This incident really hit him hard , basically made him lose all confidence.

?? "On-site votes are at the bottom, and there is no fan vote." Li Qiao said, "In this show, the audience who watch you through the live camera and off-screen is the vast majority."

?? "Although there is a big screen at the scene, everyone bought tickets to come in, and they definitely hope to see real people with their own eyes. They will focus more on the stage. And the distance between the stage and the auditorium is so far, the audience can tell the difference , is your body shape, hair color, dance moves, or the extremely conspicuous killing part."

?? "You don't have any of these, so it's normal to have a low on-site ranking. But you can stay in the 35th place and eliminate those who are better-looking than you, have a brighter personality than you, and have better singing and dancing skills and stage performance than you. It means that you have something that none of them have, and that is the popularity of the audience."

?? Ling Xiaolou covered his face: "Why do you still feel like you're being scolded bloody when you're praising me... Well, I'm broken - then I'm not good-looking, so how can I get the audience? "

"..." Li Qiao was a little tired from speaking, and was about to take a breather, but Yuan Ning, who was next to him, took the initiative to take over the conversation, and said: "The popularity of the audience is really not determined by whether they are good or not. You watch the actors on TV. Some are famous for their beauty and have many loyal fans, but they will never be able to beat others in terms of public favorability.”

?? "Everyone's aesthetics are different, but from a psychological point of view, the public is more willing to accept a face that is less aggressive and looks harmonious and gentle. When embodied on the face, it is blunt than sharp, round than square, and smooth than smooth. Sharp edges and corners, plump and plump are better than dry and thin."

?? "This is not to say that there is something wrong with any aesthetics, but from a more general public psychology. This is why round faces and big eyes are always more pleasing than thin, pointed faces and fox eyes."

?? "Your nose point is low and the bridge of the nose is flat. It looks flawed, but with a small upturned nose, it looks less aggressive and delicate." Yuan Ning smiled and stretched out his hand to poke Ling Xiaolou's face. Nose, "The mouth is so pouty, maybe someone complained that you are a sausage mouth or something... But don't worry, your mouth is not big, but the lip flesh is thicker, not like a sausage, but more like jelly, this lip shape is also A very approachable one.”

?? "And this mouth occupies the visual center of the lower court, which will give people the impression that your chin is relatively short. Although many people try to extend the chin, thinking it is more photogenic, but in fact the advantage of a short chin is that it looks juvenile, similar to The proportion of a baby with a big head, a big face and a short chin will give people a kind of softness and kindness like facing a baby from a physiological point of view.”

?? Li Qiao was going to say, "Anyway, your looks are popular with the audience." I didn't expect Yuan Ning to understand this aspect so well, and his analysis was clear and logical. Ling Xiaolou was dumbfounded, and unconsciously touched his own face, thirsty for knowledge:

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?? "As I said just now, the most important thing for the audience is 'harmony'," Yuan Ning smiled, and continued, "Many 'net red faces' will wonder why I have carefully crafted every facial feature, according to the most beautiful The template is complete, but the result is far from satisfactory?"

?? "In addition to the difference in the original foundation, the harmony of the style is also very important. Many people open the corners of the eyes, puff the bridge of the nose, extend the chin, and finally the corners of the eyes are sharp, the roots rise from the ground, and the chin can stab people. The whole face They are all sharp angles, which will make people uncomfortable and lack of memory. Harmony in style is by no means equal to unity. The most memorable part of many beauties is often a change in her style, such as delicate and dull There is a tall and straight nose with a hump; for example, the facial features are loud and loud, but there are a pair of charming and affectionate eyes with lower eyelids."

?? "For another example, your round and blunt facial features are paired with a high cheekbones, breaking the trend of being blunt all at once. The high cheekbones dilute the blunt and rustic features of the facial features, and the facial features cover the cheekbones. Stand out and be sarcastic, the overall look is harmonious and memorable, and it is very easy for the audience to remember you."

??Ling Xiaolou opened his mouth into an "O" shape when he heard this, and touched his face with an expression of disbelief.

"So, your advantage lies in this face." Li Qiao loosened his shoulders and said, "As long as your business ability catches up in the later stage, you can still surprise the audience."

"As for the shortcomings of facial features, I don't really recommend you to be like Xi Siyuan. He is sick and has inflammation, and everyone will be considerate of special effects makeup; if I also help you adjust the facial features to a perfect state, the audience will be unfamiliar with you instead— —”

?? "Yes, at the current level, makeup can achieve a level that does not lose the original characteristics and can also upgrade the appearance." Yuan Ning said, "I can help."

??Li Qiao turned to Yuan Ning with great interest: "How do you know so many things?"

"I..." The smile on Yuan Ning's face faded, he raised his hand to touch his cheek, moved his lips twice, and then said hoarsely, "Actually, I stayed at home for a while and felt that my idol career was over. I was ruined, and I was unwilling to give up my dream, and even thought about having plastic surgery and changing my name, transforming myself so that no one would recognize me, so that I could reappear in front of the public, so I studied a lot of related..."

?? There seemed to be some sore lump in his throat, and he whispered to Li Qiao for a long time: "Thank you very much, without you, I should probably still be struggling in hell now, let alone come here..."

??He choked slightly, and smiled, "I've never had the nerve to thank you. I, I'm always shy and shy, and my mother always scolds me for not being a man... But," He looked up at Li Qiao and said seriously, "As long as you need me in the future, I will do my best and never refuse."

?? "What is a man so great?" Li Qiao sneered, because he was thrown out of the house by his biological father since he was a child, and he always felt that there were many garbage and scum among men. Those who are shy are considered men, and those who are shy and timid are all thrown to women? Men are not men, it’s not what they say.”

?? "And your face, it's already very good-looking," Li Qiao put one hand on the floor, leaned closer, and carefully looked at Yuan Ning's facial features, "I really went for plastic surgery, and it's the loss of those audiences who don't know how to tell right from wrong. "

??The handsome young man's face suddenly magnified in front of him. Yuan Ning took a breath, leaned back involuntarily, and the roots of his ears were already red.

??——Subtle feeling of being molested, what's going on? !

?? *

??at the same time.

??Ye Yuge took a breath, and his body involuntarily leaned back, but his chin was pinched by cold fingers, and his heart trembled.

??The person on the opposite side withdrew his hand, and also withdrew the cold gaze that made people feel chills all over his body. He slowly wiped his fingertips with a handkerchief, turned the wheelchair aside, and said, "It's okay, it's just a little interesting .”

??Ye Yuge finally let go of his breath, gasping for breath like a dying fish, knowing that he had passed this level.

?? In his previous life, he was just a crane tail who barely squeezed in and out of the Taoist position. He was full of desire to explore Wen Yihan, who was clearly ahead of him in all aspects.

??After careful observation, he vaguely knew what kind of "Gu" Wen Yihan would play, but on the live debut night, Wen Yihan used his "Gu" to create a spectacle of butterflies flying all over the sky. Witness its power.

?? It's just that misfortune and fortune are always accompanied. After Wen Yihan borrowed the magic of Gu to create a sky full of butterflies and became popular in the circle, he also attracted the attention of a certain big shot.

?? This big guy used their private rumors to say that he has a high position and authority, but he is also very psychopathic. It’s fine if he likes to play starlets, but he also likes some games related to metaphysics. It is said that it is to heal his disabled legs. Modern medicine has been at a loss, and in desperation it turns to metaphysics.

?? Rumors say that he has used serious metaphysical methods, and the more he plays, the more extreme and evil, such as taking Xiaoqinger to the haunted house, playing with suffocation, doing things in the middle of the big array in a strange room, etc., as long as Men, it is said that it is for "collecting yang and nourishing yin".

??Wen Yihan, who showed special abilities, was like an extremely attractive piece of fat in his eyes. At that time, when they debuted in a group show, the boss pursued Wen Yihan with a lot of fanfare with luxury cars and flowers.

?? Rumors are just rumors after all, and the power and status in front of them are the real deal.It didn't take long for Wen Yihan to fall, and moved to live in the boss' villa.

??In the beginning, Wen Yihan got a lot of resources, various variety shows, film and television dramas that draft stars dreamed of, and some of his teammates were envious of him.However, the good times didn't last long. When their boy group went out together again, they could always find that Wen Yihan's body was covered with bruises and bruises, which were not serious enough to need to go to the hospital, but they often made the stylists and makeup artists rack their brains.

??Later, Ye Yuge woke up one morning and received Wen Yihan's obituary—he asked someone who knew it. It seemed that the boss discovered that everything about Wen Yihan came from another person and forced Wen Yihan to take it with him. He went to find the person behind the scenes, but even though that person was powerful, he was at a loss for the capable people and strangers that the boss had collected over the years. In the end, both sides died together.

?? This person is scary, but at least he has never played to death...

??Ye Yuge took a deep breath, while suppressing the flooding of memories, he kept persuading and comforting himself from the bottom of his heart.

"Your fate is indeed interesting, but—" the boss turned the wheelchair, took out one from the humidor on the bedside cabinet, lighted it slowly, and said casually amidst the smoke, "Aren't you already that The first one in the competition? It belongs to the dodder flower, do you have to find someone to stand by?"

??He asked quite harshly. Ye Yuge's pupils trembled slightly, and he answered in a low voice for a long time: "I, when I was young, my parents had a bad relationship. My father was violent at home. The day my mother ran away from home, she locked us in the house. Then my father woke up and couldn't find my mother, so he beat me to death... From then on, I have a habit of leaving a way for myself in everything, and I must never go to the day when there is nowhere to escape... ..."

??He carefully weaved a sensational story, and told it until his eyes were dimmed with tears. When he looked up, he found Lu Wen sitting there smoking a cigar, indifferent: "Really? Come and take off my shoes."

??Ye Yuge suppressed the hostility in his eyes, and knelt down to take off the slippers for Lu Wen. He pursed his lips and said, "...There is another reason."

?? "In our competition, there is also a man named Li Qiao. He knows a lot of Taoist methods and has a lot of tricks. If I don't think of a way, the ranking will be surpassed by him sooner or later."

"Well," Lu Wen really became interested this time, and said, "Xiao Wu did tell me that there is such a person, and I thought it was just a gimmick you made up - Li Qiao, right?"

??Ye Yuge agreed with his head down, and his heart was surging: He originally prepared two plans. If Lu Wen could be moved when he heard his life experience, then it would be much easier for him, as long as he can enjoy Lu Wen's tape with peace of mind. The resources and help that come are just fine.

??But if Lu Wen is not interested, then he can only drag Li Qiao out.

??The second set of plans, I can not only enjoy the resources given by Lu Wen in the early stage, but also bring disasters to the east. Li Qiao may not know the background behind this big boss. According to his personality, he might get angry... …

?? No matter how you think, the second plan is better, but he hesitated when implementing it.

?? Even after hesitating, he made up his mind to implement it. Lu Wen's reaction was exactly the same as he imagined, but there was still an uncontrollable sense of loss and pain in his heart. Sure enough, only by relying on Li Qiao, could he attract Lu Wen's attention force.What if Li Qiao was really crushed by Lu Wen, would he lower his always proud head?Will his beautiful and heroic eyebrows be covered with a layer of humiliation?Will he endure humiliation like himself, like a dodder flower, in order to continue to climb up? ...

"What are you thinking about?" Lu Wen pressed out the cigar, and he just said something casually, not really wanting to hear Ye Yuge explain what he was thinking, "Go take a shower, you don't need to wear it when you come out."

??Ye Yuge's pupils trembled violently. After a while, he just stood up on his knees and agreed in a low voice.

?? *

??When the plum blossoms in the Wuguan were still in full bloom, Li Qiao and the others were talking in the inner hall. Occasionally, a long wind would blow in the afternoon and send a few plum blossoms, which fell on the faces of the teenagers, and the fragrance was overwhelming.

"...What about me, look at me?" Seeing that several friends were either turning decay into magic, or cheering up with confidence, Luchaijia couldn't hold back anymore, and took off the plum blossoms on his face. He leaned over pitifully, "Jojo, do I still have room to save?"

??Li Qiao shook his head deeply: "Not anymore."

"Wow..." Lu Chaijia was just about to give birth, and Li Qiao added the next sentence in time: "It's so perfect, what can I save?"

?? "Your appearance itself is unique and pleasing. You don't need to make major changes. At most, you can adjust your small shortcomings. This can be solved by Yuan Ning's makeup skills."

"Yes." Yuan Ning carefully observed Lu Chai and added, "Your eyelids are too rounded and the eye clefts are not long enough, so you will lack a sense of presence on stage. At that time, you only need to increase the width of your double eyelids and the transition of eye shadow Naturally, it can visually enlarge and widen the eyes."

?? "The upper court is relatively short. You can make a fluffy and thick pickle-style bangs, and increase the top of the skull, so that the forehead will look full."

?? "Siyuan is suitable for dyeing silver-white hair, which is more in line with your elf prince's temperament; Xiaolou is suitable for dyeing golden hair, which neutralizes the dullness and enhances the aura," Yuan Ning looked around and analyzed one by one, " When the time comes, Xiaolu should be dyed a linen color, clean and gorgeous, full of delicacy."

?? Xi Siyuan jokingly said: "Hello everyone, we are the 'Allure Rainbow Team'!"

??Everyone is an "oil bottle" who is disliked everywhere, and is used to being ridiculed and ridiculed, so this time we really made a joke, and everyone can clearly distinguish what is cynicism and what is kindness and warmth. Behind them, they involuntarily looked at each other and smiled.

??The people of "Operation Fox Hunt" probably never expected that Yuan Ning, who was kicked over, would be able to help Li Qiao so much.

??Li Qiao brushed the black hair behind her ears casually, and asked Yuan Ning curiously: "Then what hair do you think I should dye, and what defects should I make up?"

?? "You?" Yuan Ning glanced out of the corner of his eyes, Lu Chaijia on the opposite side was still dazed by Li Qiao's words "too perfect, so how can I save it?"

?? Ling Xiaolou next to him held his face and laughed straight. Xi Siyuan picked up the small mirror from time to time and took a sideways look at his long elf ears. Big boy, there was a time when he cherished his appearance so much.

?? "I don't need you to do anything else," Yuan Ning spread his hands, the corner of his mouth smiled helplessly, "Receive your charm."

"What does he mean?" Li Qiao asked the system in his heart, "Does it mean that I should not interact with fans too much at this stage, or that my style on stage should not be so strong that it will overwhelm other people's limelight?"

?? "He didn't explain it, and it seemed like I was an idiot when I asked."

??The system leaned on the small window of the world of spiritual consciousness, concentrated on looking at the small courtyard where the petals were falling like snow showers under the sun, and pretended not to hear it.

??... Otherwise, how should it tell its beloved host, master, I found out that you are really an idiot in love!

?? *

??Li Qiao didn't dwell on this issue for too long, and he quickly "moved" a small bamboo basket outside the house and came back.

?? This time two little green worms came out. Ling Xiaolou and Lu Chaijia swallowed hard: Although they had seen the miraculous effect of that little white worm on Xi Siyuan, it was their turn. They themselves still couldn't help their scalps tingling.

"What's inside, Xi Siyuan Zhi's ears should be put on the ears, I, we Zhi's singing..." Ling Xiaolou stammered, his face pale, "Do I have to swallow the bugs?"

"No, just put it in your hand." Li Qiao said relaxedly, he was not going to say that Xi Siyuan put the bug on it because he was not sure about using illusion Gu on a real person for the first time...

??Ling Xiaolou and Lu Chaijia breathed a sigh of relief. The two of them looked like elementary school students being hand-banged. While trying their best to stretch out their palms to Li Qiao, they grinned and hid their heads behind each other, not daring to look at the two shiny green eyes. bug.

??The principle of Bamboo Pieces Gu is to write the effect of desired change on the bamboo slips, and then feed them to the Gu insects that grow up in the bamboo baskets. They will naturally remember their mission and penetrate into the human body to transform and decorate.

??The two bamboo strips squirmed into the palms of Ling Lu and the other two, and it took half an hour to get out.Chongzi's body was noticeably smaller, and cold sweat broke out on the foreheads of Ling Lu and the two of them.

"Okay." Li Qiao took the Gu back into the system space, "They just helped you transform the sound conditions, so that you won't lose to others in sound capital, and you won't open your mouth out of tune. But the use of breath, emotion, and rhythm control, It’s all about your own efforts.”

?? "Because of righteousness, love is born, breath is drawn by love, and voice is transmitted by breath." Li Qiao said, "The breath of singing is always the first. Starting today, jog for ten minutes every morning and evening after dinner. There is no next meal if you can’t finish the run. I will run with you.”

??Ling and Lu had just finished wiping the sweat off their foreheads. When they heard that they ran [-] laps a day, they immediately fell back and exaggeratedly pretended to faint.

??But Li Qiao finally added "I'll run with you", they were embarrassed, and rubbed their noses to get up. Lu Chaijia asked Li Qiao: "Qiao Qiao, how is your vocal training?"

?? Before Li Qiao and Shi Shun locked up in the practice room to practice vocal music, he mentioned it to Lu Chaijia. He knew that Li Qiao's vocal was not very good.

??Lu Chaijia rubbed his throat, still feeling a little lingering: "Have you used this...is this bug?"

?? "I don't need it." Li Qiao said casually.

?? System: "Master, the advanced vocal skills package is ready and can be opened at any time!"

?? Li Qiao moved within the range covered by his spiritual sense, and said in his heart: "...wait a minute."

?? Within 2 minutes, the door of the inner hall was knocked open by Wu Feng. It was clearly winter, but the old man in the long gown wiped the hot sweat from his forehead and said, "Xian... Li, senior Li, the mentor from your show outside is here. , If you insist on coming in, if you don’t let in, just say, say, the dishes and chopsticks you left at noon haven’t been washed, and you can’t avoid washing the dishes unless you go back to eat immediately..."

??Wu Feng originally thought that if someone dared to act so presumptuously in front of the Immortal Elder, the Immortal Elder would be displeased, and maybe even angry!

Unexpectedly, Li Qiao seemed to think seriously for a few seconds whether to "go back to eat immediately" or "to do the dishes later", and finally got up and said, "I'll discuss it with him."

??Wu Feng: "..."

??Other players present: "..."

??Wuxi is located in the south. After Shen Yan came back, he changed into the black down jacket and wore a large double-breasted white trench coat.With his hands in his pockets, he stood alone under the plum tree, looking up at the plum blossoms falling.

?? Seeing his back, Li Qiao couldn't help but pause for a few seconds.

?? But Shen Yan soon heard his footsteps, and turned around: "You really don't like washing dishes."

??Li Qiao: "You don't have a dishwasher at home?"

"Yes, but you have to remember to throw away the takeaway bag." Shen Pingping stretched out his hand towards him, and smiled leisurely, "Go home, don't wait for them?"

"Wait, the main thing is..." Li Qiao blushed, "There is something I don't want to do in front of them."

??Shen Yan was startled, looked at Li Qiao, his eyes were clear: "What?"

?? "I have a very precious thing, and I will lose it soon. Before I lose it, I want to give it to you," Li Qiao said, "It has a beginning and an end, let's make it a commemoration, I hope you can cherish it."

??In the twilight, Shen Yan's eyes were so bright that they almost burned, his lips parted twice before he took a deep breath and said, "...I will definitely. What is it?"

?? "I want to sing a song for you." The corner of Li Qiao's mouth curled up, and finally showed a well-planned smile, "For the sake of treasure, please be sure to start, listen, end, okay?"