Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

After Shen Yan's voice fell, Li Qiao instinctively leaned back. The stool he was sitting on was unstable and looked like he was about to fall.

??Li Qiao was trapped in the layers of lace-covered skirts and the scent of suffocating perfume, and struggled to get out—a hand,?—a warm and powerful palm grabbed him, and pulled him up,? He said softly in his ear: "Actually, you can get up,? You're just embarrassed to see me."

??Li Qiao: "..."

??Wu Feng, who was left on the sidelines, finally remembered that he should protect the immortal head from desecration, and quickly pulled down his face to pull Shen Yan: "How did you come in?! Without the permission of the immortal, you are the Trespass, get out!"

Seeing this, several martial arts juniors in women's attire rushed up to help their patriarch. Shen Yan was pushed back and forth by a group of colorful people. Seeing that he was about to be pushed out of the threshold, Li Qiao couldn't stand it, so he stopped They: "Okay."

?? "We..." Li Qiao struggled for a second, and changed the wording, "I am friends with him,? In the future, there is no need to stop him from coming in."

?? At the same time, he also remembered one thing: the dual monitoring of himself and the system was turned on, so even a fly would fly in front of him without calling,? Shen Yan is such a big living person, why did he and No one in the system found out?

?? Unless Shen Yan also has a cultivation base, and it is no less than Li Qiao's realm.But Li Qiao has detected it, and there is no cultivation in Shen Yan. If he wants to hide in front of Li Qiao, he must at least be higher than him by a big realm. Even the senior brother himself is still at the peak of transformation. possible……

?? The system guessed: "Could it be that because he is a genuine attacker, he is protected by the law of heaven and buffed him?"

"I don't know." Li Qiao paused for two seconds, "Forget it, I will know the day I should know."

?? Seeing that it was almost time, Li Qiao called his teammates in the inner hall, and went back with Shen Yan.

?? After supper, Li Qiao squatted in the courtyard of the villa and fed the dog again.

??The dog is still very close to him. After being fed twice, he dared to wag his tail and pounce on Li Qiao. Li Qiao stroked the furry dog's head and coaxed it: "Duo bamboo shoots, Duo bamboo shoots..."

?? After barking twice, I always felt uncomfortable, and turned around to complain about Shen Yan, "Why did you give it such a name, it's so cute for nothing—a dog."

"Isn't that a good name?" Shen Yan also stretched out his hand, and fed Duosun a slice of sweet orange, looked down at it, and said, "Last year, I was sad for a while, and I didn't know what to do in the entertainment industry, and I didn't A person who can talk to each other is like a walking dead all day long, and when he saw this kind of dog is very smart and can understand his master's words, he raised it."

"Every time - I call it by this name, I want to laugh, and when I laugh a lot, I feel that life is not so bad." Shen Yan smiled, "Now I don't need to rely on it to save me. You don't think it sounds good, if you want Why don't you take one?"

??Li Qiao used to think of Shen Yan as a tool who looked like his senior brother and was used to look at things and think about people.沨" this person's stuff, he paused with a complicated feeling, and after a few seconds he said: "I'm sorry."

??He didn't ask what Shen Yan meant by "you don't need to rely on it to save me now", but he just lowered his head and fed Duosun an ostrich leg again, and said, "I'm not educated, anyway, I'm used to the name Duosun .”

?? When Duosun heard its own name, its wet black nose came up and gently rubbed Li Qiao's face.

"Yeah." Shen Yan stuffed the last piece of broccoli to it, wanting both sides of the bamboo shoots, and while arching his head into Li Qiao's palm, he opened his mouth to catch the broccoli .

"Don't worry." Shen Yan squeezed its mouth and said, "Don't worry."

?? *

??The trainees’ vacation is almost the same as that of people who go to work and school. On the seventh day of the lunar new year, the holidays are sold out. The gates of the film and television park are crowded with various vehicles, all of which are Ouzhi players waiting to return to the competition.

??The doorway was more and more crowded, and it was also due to the support of fans.

??Li Qiao came back in the most common nanny car, and looked out from the car window 500 meters away—look, there are a dozen or so two-meter-high roll-up banners with his own photo printed on the outside——slip to the film and television Garden gate.

??When you drive closer, you can still find banners on the road, flower baskets, balloons, and even two buses full of fans. The outside of the bus is full of his headshots. Fans hold big speakers and shout "Li Qiao Li Qiao, you are the most shining", the publicity effect is comparable to the ancient parade.

??When the nanny car was parked at the door, there was actually a nearly three-meter-high flower wall, all made up of bright red roses, with glittering and translucent dewdrops on it, which was as gorgeous as a flower. On the right side of the flower wall A big "Joe" signifies its ownership.

??Li Qiao: "What are you doing?"

?? "Master," the system checked quickly, "it seems that your fans felt that you suffered in the game, so they vowed to come back from the holiday this time - they will give you a big face to make you look good Go back to the factory, so that others will not dare to look down on you."

?? "Not only here, but the light boxes of the nearby subway, the advertising space of the bus stop, and the big screen of the shopping mall seem to be contracted by you. People living here, even tramp singers on the subway, will know you."

?? Li Qiao: "... awesome x."

?? "Miss Xuanru is really awesome!" The system quickly extracted the key points from the dozens of pages of the forum. Double up, if someone else has ten-meter-five roll-up rolls, she will get twenty two-meter-five roll-up rolls, and if someone else has a two-meter flower wall, she will get a three-meter roll-up. !"

?? "There are also subway light boxes, bus stop signs, big screens, etc. Others want to do support - ask, and I know that Xuanru has already started booking a few days after the end of the second husband. When they asked, she paid the balance It’s almost over, and other people’s families can only stare blankly, hahaha.”

??Li Qiao said: "Isn't it forbidden to raise funds? Where did she get the money? If she spends her own money, then we..."

?? "She contacted the factory she knew before, and made all kinds of support items, such as luminous hand banners, support headbands, cotton dolls, support clothes, etc., and cooperated with Liming Dreamland—this PB, everyone can choose their own feelings She looked at the purchase with interest, and the difference she earned was put into the piggy bank of the fan club." The system exclaimed, "My God, master, you bought [-] cotton dolls, so cute, I want to buy them too— Just come to play..."

??It threw Li Qiao's best-selling [-]-piece explosive doll into the consciousness space. Li Qiao glanced at the big head, small body, steamed bun face and big eyes, as if saying "come and ravage me" The little cotton man pinched the system's face and smiled: "Play? How do you want to play?"

"I, I, I didn't finish talking, I mean, I want to buy it too—just let it play with me!" The system flattened its body, righteously, "Come on, don't pity me just because I'm a beautiful girl! "

"...What the hell is Jiaotong?" Li Qiao complained, and then raised her eyes to look at the fast-rolling information flow, "Xuanru is too flamboyant, easy to be hated by others, and she is an ordinary person, do you remember Plant a Trojan horse or something on her computer to keep her safe."

"Don't worry, master!" The system thumped and sat up, "Miss Xuanru is indeed very hateful, but it's not her who is being concentrated by the firepower, it's you!"

??Li Qiao:?

??It is indeed reasonable to some extent that fans pay the bill as idols.

??Because which fan did something that made your teeth itch, and you can’t hit her through the network cable. At most, @—swear a few times, as long as the other party ignores you, you are like——Punching on the cotton, watching It is you who seem to be out of style.

??Rising an idol is not the same. If you are angry with me and I scold your idol, not only will there be a group of people who will come out in a rage to fight back against me, but there will also be another group of people who hate your idol who will come out to support me and support me , wouldn't that make him look awe-inspiring and righteous?

??——People always feel safer when they hide in groups.

What's more, it's not only Xuanru who is annoying, but Li Qiao himself is enough to make people's teeth itch: Recently, several big fans have been picked up to chase after Li Qiao. Stealing the limelight from his idols, or is he squeezing the living space of his idols? If he attracts more fans, doesn't it mean that his family loses a potential fan?

??That's why the name Li Qiao has become a bloodbath in various forums related to Ouzhi recently. Although the song selection voting has ended, the scene of Li Qiao's fans being chased and blocked by dozens of fans is just the beginning.

?? "No way, no way, Li Qiao's fans are really pointing their swords at the first—?Who dreamed of their courage? "

??Original poster: Today I saw that the slogan of Li Qiao's family voting turned out to be the first—?I laughed to death, but if you eat a few more dishes, you won't be so drunk.

??【Hahahaha, they actually voted for the song, and they didn't even think about it, which sisters voted for him?It's just doing charity for the family, which is as big as a basin. 】

??【Occasionally, the wild list has—the first time—the tail is almost up to the sky, but it is a wild list with rewards for the top three. The Ye family didn't take it seriously at all, otherwise they would teach them how to behave. 】

??[I can only say that ignorance is really ignorance (shaking head) Li Qiaochu's ratings are poor. The rocket is about to go to the sky. You must know that the victory of opportunism is accidental, and Li Qiao's trash is the norm. When San Gong is beaten back to his original form, I will wait to see them cry. 】

??【Sangong is really a demon and ghost in its original form. It was the same in previous years. In fact, the disadvantage of the 101 series competition system is that there are too many people, and the space for players to show is too small. Many of them are a little bit better in one aspect, and fans will automatically fill in their brains It's so powerful that I wish I could blow him into a perfect man in the universe. 】

??【Actually, it’s like when a person wears a mask and shows his eyes, the brain will automatically make up the beautiful lower half of his face. As a result - during the spring and autumn flu season, there are a lot of handsome guys on the subway. - a terrible - like.

??Sangong is almost equivalent to taking off the masks for the players. We have eliminated these people until now, a group of five, everyone has enough space to show off, and many of them used to be amazing. By this time, you find that you can’t carry it at all Wake up, broken sound, broken sound, out of tune, so many fan filters have been broken at this time - oh, what a shame. 】

??【Hee hee, I suspect you are telling Li Qiao clearly.Sisters, I specifically watched the pen-hold shooting of Li Qiao's theme song evaluation. Although many people sang and danced at the same time with unstable voices and lost words, Li Qiao was not conspicuous at the time, but now you listen carefully, he not only sings well Unsteady, and out of tune! ! !Sisters who are not afraid of hot ears are sincerely invited to comment. 】

??【Hahahahaha I came back after finishing the tasting. As a student of my music department, I can responsibly say that Li Qiao is absolutely tone-deaf. Sangong, unless he sings lip-syncing live, the gods will not be able to save him! 】

??【Why did the gods save him?Nest Muqiang, is to talk about strength!I think Ye Yuge is miserable, he is obviously so strong, and has been bitten by such a family recently, but Sangong waits for Li Qiao to show his prototype, and the gap between this disgusting person should be widened. 】

??【This time it’s not like the usual appearance. Li Qiao, who is tone-deaf, plus all the teammates who are dragging oil bottles, is useless to the end. Maybe he will be able to win the title of "the most useless draft stage in history" hahaha ! 】

??…

??Li Qiao's fans—one family can't resist the gunfire of dozens of companies. Recently, the forums that mainly focus on "Idol Live 101" have fallen in all directions, and have become carnival places for other fans to laugh at Li Qiao.

?? And it’s not enough to laugh at Li Qiao, and by the way, he also has to pull out his fans to mock—for example, he didn’t know the voting rules and did something stupid, the reasons for liking Li Qiao are so weird, and elementary school students canvassed for Li Qiao and the result was “Li” The words are all wrong--Li Qiao's fans are also speechless at these same burdens, and finally choose to listen to the command of "Chunshan Rudai", collectively shut down the mic, hold their breath-speak desperately:

??My old lady can't scold you, but my old lady's idol's votes are stepping on your idol's head, so just laugh at it, the more you laugh at it, the higher the ranking, I'm mad at you!

??Cheng Xiaoou also spent a lot of brains in order to remind tickets: Sangong does not need the order of appearance like the previous group evaluation and position evaluation. Everyone is a performance stage with a complete theme. There is not much difference between who is ahead and who is behind, so Simply hand over the order of appearance for this round to the fans, and let them vote on the platform. The first vote can specify the order of appearance of idols, and the vote will be counted in the total number of votes.

??Whether it is a star in the entertainment industry or a fan on the fringes of the entertainment industry, they all have an unusually deep obsession with the "finale". It was too late to get off the car, and the joke that the organizer simply rolled up the red carpet and left was circulated in the circle.

?? Fans - hearing that they can decide the order of appearance of their idols, they are also crazy, and they are all gearing up for the finale.

?? It’s just that this time everyone’s eyes are on the same target, so it’s impossible to reproduce the grand occasion of besieging Li Qiao’s fans. Each family is fighting on its own, fighting openly and secretly. Today you surpass me, and tomorrow I will catch up with you , The day after tomorrow we agreed on the result of mutual voting. I voted for you, but I didn’t vote for you. You are a hot chicken liar. There are constant frictions, big and small, and the original "Fox Hunting Alliance" is gradually falling apart.

?? And Li Qiao fans have been "lone rangers" since the beginning. No one exchanged tickets with them, so they voted by themselves. The method is stupid and inefficient. Catch up head on.

??And the system was deeply regretful that I was upgraded in the small black room when I voted for the song, and I didn’t catch up. Vote on the list.

??This support club does not need to raise funds, and there is also a steady supply of high-quality accounts. In addition, Li Qiao's fan base is already amazing. Die-hard fans-work together, and finally they really won the first place in this voting list -name.

??The morale of Li Qiao's fan circle was greatly boosted, and he decisively chose the finale to appear on the stage, and then cut off the sequence of appearances announced by the official blog of the program group.

??【Baby/Brother/Husband/Sister/Wife, look, this is what we have built for you! 】

?? When Li Qiao saw this, he was preparing to take the quiz from the tutor, and while laughing, he felt very strange: "What the hell am I in their eyes? How can I be called my husband by the first-person, and the second-person Did you just call your wife?"

?? "Because human emotions have many facets." The system has recently indulged in Li Qiao's fan group, cheering up and chatting with the younger sisters, "When you feel that the master has a strong aura and wants to be protected by the master, call him husband, I think the master is very soft and cute, and when I want to cherish and protect the master, I call him my wife."

?? "This shows that you are amazing, master. Fans with various emotional needs can be satisfied by you. For those lonely and emotional people, fans of you are like having a big family. Brothers, sisters, husbands I have a wife, son and daughter, so happy!"

??The system has recently gathered too many fan groups, watched too many fan confessions, and said it casually. Li Qiao paused slightly when he heard it, and murmured to himself: "Happiness...?"

?? "Qiao Qiao, what did you say?" Lu Chaijia pulled the hem of his clothes, took a deep breath, and whispered, "It's time for us to go!"

??The instructor's quiz, all the trainees crowded close to the base of the wall and sat with their legs crossed. On the instructor's seat, the familiar Shen Yan C sat, Gong Huiyun, Peng Ao, and FAST sat on both sides, the only difference What's more, a flight instructor came this time.

??This flight instructor has attracted much attention since he entered the film and television industry: half of the reason is that he can only be regarded as half of the entertainment industry. Even the video platform broadcast on "Idol Live 101" is an industry owned by him.He only occasionally showed his face twice when visiting the class, and he has a large number of fans on the Internet;

?? The other - half of the reason is because he was pushed in by someone in a wheelchair.

?? Lu Wen is rich, handsome, and disabled. He has gathered all the elements of "beautiful, strong and miserable" on the Internet, so even though he has always been mysterious, the topic and popularity among netizens remain high.

??He actually agreed to be the mentor of "Idol Live 101" this time. I heard that he also mainly guides the trainees' future planning and interpersonal communication. The people who eat melons were surprised and lamented that this little show is really promising. Let's go They must squat when Sangong broadcasts live.

??At this moment, Li Qiao raised his eyelashes, just in time to meet Lu Wen's gaze.

?? "Master, the way he looks at you is so piercing." The system shivered.

??Indeed, Lu Wen's sullen eyes cling to him like slugs, making people feel uncomfortable.Li Qiao has been walking in the demon world for many years, and he is very familiar with the eyes of this creature, so he said casually:

?? "Isn't it just the look in the eyes of the prey? People who looked at me with this look, half of them died at my hands in the end."

"Then the other half?" the system asked enthusiastically.

?? "Those things are really disgusting. I don't want to get my hands dirty. Throw them all into a pit, and they will kill each other and eat each other."

?? "...vomit." The system felt a chill, and didn't dare to think deeply.

?? Li Qiao loosened his neckline, raised a smile, and said in his heart: "Seeing that he is looking forward to it so much, I will play with him."

?? System: "..." It tapped the wooden fish twice in its heart for Lu Wen: This guy should just ask for more blessings.

??The instructor's quiz begins.

??The assessment was held in a large practice room. There was no stage set, and no costumes were required. The members of the team of "Allure" wore their faces in the sky and wore the uniform sportswear given by the program group. They sang directly without a microphone. Said it was hard and simple to the extreme.

?? "Not bad," Gong Huiyun said with a smile, "I can see that you have gone back to practice seriously, and everyone has made progress. I especially commend Lu Chaijia and Ling Xiaolou by name. You two have made great progress. Lu Chaijia The timbre was already very good, and now I have finally found my suitable field, please continue to shine."

??Peng Ao took the microphone, and was quite relieved: "Xi Siyuan, I have liked your dancing since the beginning of the stage. It is really a pity to be delayed due to physical reasons. Now that you are recovering, I am very happy for you. I believe your fans It's the same."

??FAST: "I have always liked Yuan Ning's original works, and this performance is also exhausting. Welcome to Ni Fei!"

??All instructors seem to have skipped Li Qiao intentionally or unintentionally, because Li Qiao’s performance can only be said to be quite satisfactory: there is no out-of-tune and forgotten words that other trainees expected, but the false voice and voice-changing him in the song are specially designed for the C position. I didn't do anything, just sang the whole song step by step, like boiled water, the appeal was mediocre.

??When Lu Wen commented, he was even more disappointed and impatient, and waved his hand: "It's okay, pass."

??Finally, Shen Yan announced the score: 85 points, neither top nor bottom, ranked No.3 in the seven groups, behind the groups of Ye Yuge and Fang Bing.

??Li Qiao's face was calm, and he accepted it calmly.Others felt that he was trying to hold on, and gloated silently. When they went back to the dormitory, they were still discussing: "That's it?" "The stage is either good or bad, mediocrity is the most terrible hahaha "...

??Ye Yuge didn't let go so quickly, he was still a little apprehensive: he wanted to believe that in just a few days, this was already the limit of what Li Qiao could do; on the other hand, he felt that Li Qiao would never give up so easily, He may still have some strange tricks hidden, and he should find a way to gain more advantages...

?? He pushed open the door of the dormitory, saw the person sitting on the bed, caught off guard - tight.

??The other party slowly exhaled a puff of cigar, and said: "I saw that Li Qiao with my own eyes. She is beautiful enough, but there is nothing surprising about it."

?? "He, he is really powerful, he can do a lot of tricks!" Ye Yuge's voice became tense, "There are many live broadcasts of him on the Internet..."

?? "You said 3D projection, diving to rescue people, and on-site surgery?" Lu Wen said impatiently, "I asked the people on the road, and they said that this can't prove that he has anything to do with metaphysics, maybe it's just a lot of tricks Liars."

"Forget it, it's not so easy to find." Lu Wen glanced at his legs with cold disgust, and extinguished the cigar on the bed, "At least you're pretty good. Come here, what do you want? reward?"

??Ye Yuge's lips trembled slightly, and his pupils floated in the backlight - a kind of cold black: "I..."

?? *

"The finale changed to Ye Yuge's team?! Why??" Ling Xiaolou was so angry that he almost jumped up and shouted, "That was voted by Jojo's fans!"

?? "...The program team played a word game, saying that according to the current Xinhua dictionary, the finale should be the second to last." Yuan Ning pressed his forehead and frowned, and said, "It is said that the official announcement poster was made The staff made a mistake and it has already opened."

"But it must have been made clear at the time of the final submission. It is a finale appearance. It is a convention. Why should they change it as they say?" Lu Chaijia was also indignant, "I'll go call my brother... ..."

"No need." Li Qiao put down the phone and said, "Director Cheng called me just now, saying that it was an instruction from the immediate boss, and he can't help it."

?? "Is the immediate boss really awesome? Why does he turn his hand over for clouds and rain?" Ling Xiaolou asked angrily, "This is the result of fan voting. Does he deny it?!"

??This sentence was asked, but there was a silence: Everyone knows that compared with capital and power, the voices of fans and themselves are too weak and insignificant.

?? "I looked it up and found out whether the finale is the bottom one or the second one. There are indeed many places in contention." Li Qiao tilted his head, put his jaw on his hand, and smiled at the corner of his lips, "Then take advantage of this This time, give the audience a clear answer."

?? "Which number we are in the group is enough to make it the finale."