I don't want to dance

On a clear day, the rare warm sun in winter makes people lazy.

Mingyin Bailai, who was sitting on the wooden porch in front of the house, yawned out of boredom, counting a group of ants crawling across the ground in the courtyard to pass the time.

Beside him, Jianhuo, who had just finished eating his share of cat food, also came here to gather himself together to bask in the sun, so comfortable that even with his eyes closed, he felt like he was smiling.

"I said you, why did you come to me, I told you that I don't like cats." Mingyin squinted at the orange dumpling beside him.

Cone Huo, who was basking in the sun with his eyes closed, opened his eyes lazily, and cast a contempt of the king towards Mingyin:

"I don't like the smell on your body either. Who told you to occupy the best lighting spot in the yard. In Madara-sama's house, Madara-sama has always allowed us to come whenever we want."

The implication is... you, an outsider, invaded our territory, okay!This was originally a treasured Fengshui place for meow to bask in the sun!

Mingyin suddenly reached out and grabbed the nape of the cat's fate, and the speed of the move was so fast that even Ninja Cat, known for its agility, didn't react.

Jianhuo, who was caught by the back of the neck by Mingyin and slipped in the air, waved his four short legs desperately:

"Hey! What do you want to do!"

"Sure enough, even if it's a ninja cat, it's still a cat. After all, it can't get rid of the nape that locks fate." Mingyin said with a smile, although this smile is more annoying than sweet, "And, I just ate After finishing such a large pot of cat food, you immediately bask in the sun and go to sleep. You are really worthy of your color... In the future, you will really live up to expectations and become a fat orange. How can you use your sensitivity to collect information for your Madara-sama? Be careful Abandoned by your Madara-sama."

"Master Madara won't abandon me! Also, are you discriminating against us orange cats!"

When one person and one meow bared their teeth at each other, Rihua, who was flying over the eaves and running over the wall, suddenly jumped off the eaves.

Rihua, who has a more stable personality, directly ignores the human meow Shura field in front of him, and calmly conveys his master's instructions:

"Miss Mingyin, Madara-sama invites you to come over."

……

Standing still in front of Madara's living room, she knocked on the door, and after getting permission from the people inside, Akane pushed open the door and walked in.

The warm sunlight came in through the windows, making this coldly furnished room a little warmer.

Madara, wearing an ordinary high-collared dark national uniform, was sitting on the tatami in front of the window, concentrating on maintaining her weapon.

With both hands wearing black leather gloves, he held his usual long knife in his right hand, and carefully wiped the blade with a buckskin towel in his left hand.

Even though she knew that someone had entered the house, Madara still didn't raise her head, still concentrating on the work at hand.His eyelids were drooping, and the sunlight from the window seemed to dance on his eyelashes from time to time.

Mingyin sized up the man in front of her... Not to mention, this picture looks pretty good now.

In the next second, Mingyin was instantly attracted by the things on the table beside him——

"Tofu skin sushi!" Mingyin's eyes lit up immediately.

Although she is a standard meat pie when it comes to eating, and she advocates that there is no meat, but her favorite is indeed the beancurd sushi!Oily skin and pork floss are a perfect match!

Madara finally stopped wiping the knife, turned his head and glanced at the lunch that the kitchen had just brought him, then raised his head to look at Mingyin who was almost drooling at the plate of beancurd sushi, and raised his eyebrows slightly:

"like to eat?"

In fact, there is no need to ask at all, the woman in front of her eyes is so green that she almost pounces on the plate of food.

Bean curd sushi is also his favorite food, and it is rare for him and her to match each other.

As for her favorite food, Mingyin didn't care too much anymore, she clasped her hands together and acted coquettishly at the man in front of her, if she had a tail, she would have already wagged her:

"Mr. Ban, can I have one, just one?"

Seeing her "promising" look, Madara said impatiently:

"Eat what you want."

Ming Yin who got the permission was also unceremonious, picked up a piece from the plate with a happy face and put it in his mouth.

But just as he was about to take his first bite...

The flash of the sword flashed by, the sudden attack was sharp and swift, and Mingyin also turned around to dodge it sensitively and vigilantly at that moment, only to see the knife passing by her neck, and it went straight into the wooden cabinet behind her .

Suddenly holding the newly maintained knife in his hand, Madara who stabbed Ming Yin with a knife said with a bit of unexplained approval:

"Not bad, it seems that you will not be too burdensome on the way to the country of the vortex."

No, it's not just "not bad", it should be said... pretty good.Although he was really just trying to test her, so he didn't really want to kill her, but he was able to dodge Uchiha Madara's sword with ease, and his agility even surpassed many Uchiha's ninjas. What's more, it is not easy to have the vigilance that is close to the instinct of a beast in such a defenseless situation.

Moreover, the moment she dodged just now, he noticed that she subconsciously wanted to fight back, but why did she stop?

"Why are you sitting there in a daze, you just wanted to fight back..." Madara said these words solemnly, but the sudden change of the situation in the next second made him a little overwhelmed, "Hey, you ..."

I saw Mingyin, who was calmly coping with the sneak attack one moment, suddenly burst into tears the next moment:

"What are you doing! Scared me to death! Just to test whether I am a burden, you did such a dangerous thing to me!"

"You..." Madara has never had any experience with women, and no woman dares to cry so presumptuously in front of him. Besides, this woman has always loved acting and pretending to be pitiful. It's not sure whether it's true or not, "You're acting again Right... you're pretending to cry again, aren't you?"

Growling so ferociously, Madara felt that a certain part of her heart had been pricked by Kunai, and she felt a little uncomfortable... This woman, this time, really shed tears.

And hearing Madara's questioning of herself, Ming Yin cried even harder, crying dryly while crying:

"Yeah, I'm just acting. Of course I know that you won't really kill me. After all, if I die, you will die with me because of that seal. The two of us can really live in the same grave. Let’s go drink the Santu water together!”

Madara felt that she was about to be laughed out of anger, "Then why are you crying!"

"I just want you to remember that you will not end well if you treat women like this, and you will definitely be a bachelor for the rest of your life! When there are beautiful wives in the arms of Qianshouzhu, and the bridal chamber is full of festive sauces, you still don't know what to do." You're playing a bachelor! Wait until Senju Hashirama and Uzumaki Mito have been married for three years, and you're still playing a bachelor! Wait until Senju Hashirama brings their grandchildren into the casino, and you're still playing a bachelor!" Ming Yin While "cursing", she continued to cry pear blossoms with rain.

Madara: "..." Very good, you can still curse him with such a clear mind, it seems that the acting is very involved.Also, why compare that guy Senju Bashirama with him!

Although I know that the woman's tears are also staged, but hearing her cry so vigorously and the tears flowing out like ninjutsu, Madara doesn't know whether he feels upset or what, just wants her to stop quickly.

But comforting people, especially things like coaxing women, how could he, Uchiha Madara, do it, so he had to say dryly:

"Okay, don't cry... you can eat all the beancurd sushi!"

"Don't think you can buy me off with just a plate of bean curd sushi, hiccup..." Mingyin hiccupped from crying, and after a pause, he continued to cry, "I want grilled fish and whole grilled chicken, which are salty."

It's this time, and I'm still thinking about the barbecue feast in my daydream... Madara felt that he really wanted to knock open the head in front of him to see what kind of mess it was inside, and then he grabbed a piece of beancurd sushi and smashed it into it. From Mingyin's mouth:

"Shut up and eat your bean curd sushi."

With the tofu skin sushi in her mouth, Mingyin finally calmed down, but the next second she cried even harder, and this time she cried sincerely!

"Why are you crying again?" Madara tried hard to restrain his urge to stop slashing at him. What does it mean to cry so sad while eating bean curd sushi?

After swallowing the beancurd sushi in his mouth with difficulty, Mingyin asked with tears in his eyes:

"...Why is even the bean curd sushi so sweet?!"

"Isn't the bean curd sushi supposed to be like this?" Madara returned with a confident face. Anyway, in his food cognition, there is nothing wrong with this kind of bean curd sushi.

Ming Yin was in despair. After the damned seal was lifted, even if she couldn't go back to modern times for a while, she would definitely not hang out with the Uchiha family. How could she live like a salty party with such a loyal sweet party family!

Seeing Mingyin crying over the plate of bean curd sushi, Madara felt a little helpless, raised and lowered his hand, and wanted to raise his hand to help her wipe away the tears hanging on her face, but felt that this kind of behavior He made it eccentric, even comical.The gloved right hand just stopped in front of her cheek, so stiff that she didn't know what to do.

At this moment, the sliding door of the room was suddenly pushed open——

"Brother! I came back early!"

Uchiha Izuna, who originally expected to return to the clan area at night, hastened her pace and rushed back early. As soon as she came back, she rushed into her brother's house to surprise him, but when she opened the door, she saw...

The scene was very embarrassing for a while, so embarrassing that Ming Yin, who was crying sadly, stopped crying in an instant.

The expression on Quan Nai's face also changed from joyful anticipation to indescribable...then thoughtfully closed the door again:

"Yes, sorry... to bother you..."

spot:"……"

Akane stretched out her finger and poked Madara's arm, "That one just now, is that your younger brother? He looks quite similar to you, and your Uchiha family are all pretty pretty... Hey, why don't you speak? ?”