I don't want to dance

"This is where you live?"

After entering the apartment, Madara looked around.

All the decorations and facilities in the house made him feel strange and uncomfortable... In short, in his impression, a place where people live should not be like this.

"This house is too small." Madara couldn't help complaining, and the beams of the house were so low that there wasn't even a yard.

Don't be angry,? Don't be angry, as a mature old monster over 100 years old, there is no need to be angry with a 20-year-old kid... Mingyin tried her best to keep smiling.

Young master, do you know how amazing it is to own a high-rise apartment of more than 100 square meters in the urban area of ​​Tokyo where land is very expensive!This is not your Warring States period when the land was king, Lord Patriarch!

"That's really wronged you, Lord Patriarch." Mingyin twitched the corner of his mouth.

And Madara was also quite blunt, and replied with a very magnanimous look:

"Forget it,? Let's make a living first."

Mingyin: "...", the man I chose, what else can I do, maybe he can be hung up and beaten... Forget it, she can't beat him either.

Now, what I have to do is to take a good bath, change clothes, fill my stomach, and then go to sleep. Let's talk about tomorrow's things tomorrow.

Other things are easy to solve, except for the clothes... the nearby shopping malls should be closed at this time, and those big shopping malls that are open until the early morning are too far away from here? She doesn't worry about throwing him alone. hours at home.

... What if this boss accidentally set her on fire and burned down the building, then the loss will be small,? If she accidentally enters the game, it will be a big deal.

"What are you looking for?" Madara folded her arms, leaning against the door of the bedroom, watching Ming Yin digging around in front of the wardrobe in the bedroom, wondering what she was looking for.

After rummaging through boxes and cabinets for a long time, Mingyin took out her largest loose-fitting sportswear, and compared it in front of Madara... Tsk,? Still not good, this guy is too strong.

"You go take a shower first, I'll go out and find you some clothes." Mingyin pushed Madara into the bathroom while not forgetting to explain the issue of attire, "By the way, remind me, here, your ninja body Don't wear any more costumes, especially this armor."

Dressed up like this, you will either be regarded as an actor in a costume drama, or as a cosplayer playing cosplay... or as a person who escaped from a mental hospital.

"If you don't wear these armors, how do you protect yourself when you encounter danger?" Madara thinks that people in this world are too careless. They are not as weak as Chakra, but they don't use foreign objects to increase their defense.

Mingyin felt that she really didn't have the energy to explain so much to him now, so she could only comfort him in another way:

"Don't worry, 90.00% of the people in this world can't defeat you, Madara-sama, so you can take off your armor and open your heart...Okay, stop talking nonsense, I will teach you how to shower now." how to use the device.”

……

After finally teaching Madara how to use the shower, and telling him that this kind of machine that sprays hot water with adjustable temperature at any time is not a combination of water escape and fire escape, it will not cause boiling escape. Changing into the normal casual clothes of this era, he immediately ran to a 7-11 convenience store at the entrance of the community while he was taking a shower.

Although this is just a mini supermarket, at least there are commemorative shirts for sale!

Among the white T-shirts with the words "I? LOVE? TOKYO" printed on them, I chose the largest size XXXL fat house style... It is so loose that I can definitely wear it, and it is comfortable to wear for sleeping.

As for the lower body, just wear beach shorts and make do with it.

There are not many styles of beach pants available in the convenience store. After a little comparison, Akane chose a dark blue solid color, which is usually the color of the Uchiha clan uniforms, so Madara should be more acceptable... I glanced again. Next to it is another pair of floral pants that are printed with pineapple patterns. Forget it, the scene is too hot to think about.

As for shoes, of course there won't be any leather shoes, sneakers, etc... just the kind of slippers with the toes pinched, but it's summer here, so it's just right to wear them, and this kind of slippers are as good as their ninjas. Compared with the shoes, it seems that there is not much difference?

Of course... Men's underwear is also indispensable.

As for the boy who looked at her with indescribable eyes when she was choosing men's underwear in front of the shelf... Hey, you guys are considered considerate when you buy aunt's towels for your girlfriend. Is it a pervert if I buy underwear for my man!Look down on who this is!

……

As soon as the shopping was done, Akane hurried back to the apartment, and Madara just came out of the shower.

Madara, who was only wrapped in a bath towel, said casually while wiping her hair with the towel:

"Even if it's summer in your time, it's too hot... What the hell are you wearing!"

When she looked up, she felt ashamed and annoyed when she saw Ming Yin's outfit just came back from outside.

Suddenly, I remembered the clothes she wore when I first saw her when she crawled out of the ancient well. It was so, so... Strange, don't people in this era like to dress like this!

Mingyin looked down at the FILA loose-fitting sports vest and denim shorts that she took off the yukata from the Warring States Period before going out, and put on... Isn't this the normal clothes that girls wear in summer?

...Well, judging by the conservativeness of the costumes of the Warring States Period, it is indeed a bit too much.

Now she was suddenly a little curious about going to the street tomorrow, seeing the white arms and thighs of the girls all over the street, whether this old antique would be so stimulated on the spot that he would stare into the kaleidoscope angrily.

"What do you mean by that smile?" Madara intuited that the smile on the corner of Mingyin's mouth was malicious.

"It's nothing." Mingyin approached with a smile, and patted the other person's shoulder, "In this era, it's normal to dress like this. Since you're already in this era, you have to abide by the rules of this era. Including clothing... Here, I just bought you some clothes from this era, go and change them quickly. I’ll make do with it today, and I’ll take you to the streets tomorrow and buy some good ones for you.”

Madara: "...", why does it sound like she has been taken care of by her.

……

He quickly changed into a suit of clothes. The fabric of the clothes is still relatively soft, and it is not uncomfortable to wear, but Madara still has a very awkward feeling... He is more satisfied with this pair of shoes, which are not as good as the ones he usually wears. Not much.

Although Mingyin has been mentally prepared for a long time, but looking at Madara, who usually wears dark yukata, traditional robes, or bright red armor, now looks like a young man working in a seaside takoyaki shop... I'm sorry Well, she usually wouldn't make such a blatant laugh unless she really couldn't help it.

Seeing Akane rolling on the ground laughing, Madara felt that if the person in front of her was not her...he would have already slapped Susanoo!

"...You really are messing with me." Madara tried hard to suppress his veined forehead and clenched fist.

"No, no, you will definitely look much more normal in this ninja suit than in that ninja suit." Mingyin raised her hand to wipe away the tears from the corners of her eyes, trying to restrain herself from being laughed at and crying, "I am Madara-sama, you made me cry... ahahahaha, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, but I can't help it!"

After a lot of fuss, Mingyin finally tried to get used to the changed Uchiha Madara in front of him, while suppressing the arc of the corners of his mouth that couldn't help but smooth his hair.

But along the way, I realized another problem...

"Madara, you need to change your hairstyle. In this world, if you go out with such a hairstyle, you will definitely return 100% of your time." Mingyin feels that this problem needs to be solved right now.

"Huh? Why do you have so many weird rules here?" Madara frowned, but after so many shocks before, it is not difficult to accept now, and as a ninja, he doesn't care so much about his hair. , "How do I change it?"

"Actually, it's nothing, just cut your hair shorter. Most of the men here don't have long hair." In fact, Mingyin is also quite reluctant to part with Madara, who is full of personality, but if she wears a Christmas tree If you go to the street, you will definitely be surrounded by crowds.

Madara took a look at his hair... In fact, he used to have short hair, but after Hashirama gave up his ugly watermelon skin hairstyle and changed to long hair, he didn't know whether it was a competition or something, so he grew it long hair.

After seeing Spot nodded and agreed to cut her hair short, Mingyin felt another problem:

"However, if you go to the barber shop... the barber will stand behind you to cut your hair. Isn't your back very sensitive, so there is no way for someone to stand behind you?"

...It would be a crime if there was a barbershop murder by accident.

"It's fine if you come and cut it for me." Madara replied directly.

"I?"

When she saw Mingyin taking a bunch of gaudy haircutting tools and dawdling behind her, Madara became a little impatient... Isn't it just a haircut?

But it was quite comfortable for her fingers to run through his hair again and again.

Mingyin, who was giving a haircut for the first time, was also careful and careful, and after arranging, he found that the person in front of him...had dozed off?

"I'm not asleep, you can just cut yours." Madara said with her eyes closed and her head slightly lowered.

Sure enough, she was still very tired... Mingyin smiled, and the movements of her hands became lighter and slower.

It's too long here, cut it off...

Ah, no, no, it looks shorter over there...

Mingyin, who strives for perfection, finds that she is in the process of constant pruning, and it seems that she has overcut it a little... I can't bear to wake up Madara.

"Huh? Finished?"

Feeling the force on the top of his head stop, Madara also opened his eyes, looking at himself in the mirror in front of him.

When he saw the strange cropped head in the mirror, he was stunned for a second, and in the next second, he let out a roar that made the nightmare of the two-year-old boy upstairs worse:

"What the hell is this!"

Mingyin smiled embarrassingly, and touched the prickly cut hair:

"At least it didn't destroy the dominant gene of your Uchiha family's ancestry... It's still a hedgehog."

The author has something to say:

Mr. Madara's current hairstyle... is almost like that of Obito during the Fourth World War.

Ahem, just imagine, Master Madara's face matched with Brother Tu's hairstyle... Don't laugh!Very manly!

Also, the second-year middle school boy who lives upstairs may consider moving. 23333~

感谢在2020-04-16?18:57:19~2020-04-17?18:44:38期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Meow? 5 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!