You are the black one!

The coquettish man, er, is the fierce man who broke into the wedding scene of Boss Li and shouted "I disagree" to terminate the final procedure of the ceremony. Let's not talk about how this man looks, just his temperament can make everyone present Hun'er hooked away, it's too coquettish.

It is said that this person did not have an invitation card, did not wear a designated banquet suit (suit), did not give a red envelope, and did not look like a good person at first glance (in fact, there are not many good people at the venue, they are all local hooligans from all over the world), and the security guards can release him. Come in, and let the people quarrel without gang fights, this is all arranged by the eldest brother.

In fact, Li Zhetian had already expected that someone would come to make trouble today, and the conspiracy and tricks that have been engaged in for so long are waiting for this day.

Force Zhao Xiaofei to come out.

Didn't you just put on an extra cuckold for me, you brat? It doesn't matter. Although we said harsh words back then, we were impulsive. We still have to talk about our feelings over the years (especially those in bed).

No, I finally found my "beloved Xiao Fei", and Brother Li immediately held it in his palm as a peerless treasure. He ran to Hawaii to get married non-stop, and showed off everywhere.

Really Xiaofei must not be able to sit still, grandma is a bear, and Lao Tzu's man is also something you, a fake, can share?

Lao Li is mine, even if you look like me, you can't do it, give it back to me!

But it was not Zhao Xiaofei's real self that appeared, which still disappointed Li Zhetian a little.

However, the coquettish man did bring news about Xiao Fei, which gave Li Zhetian, who had been searching for three years, finally a glimmer of light.

Why didn't he come by himself?

Still angry?

Are you angry with the phrase 'If you dare to appear in front of me again, don't blame me for being cruel'?

Or... have you shared your life with that wild donkey?

Li Zhetian didn't know what to do, he was afraid of seeing something he shouldn't see, so he hesitated.

But it doesn't matter, even if it's a robbery, you have to grab people, wild donkeys, heh, throw them into the sea to feed the fish.

Li Zhetian's face was full of murderous intent, and then became emotional.

After all, he was going to see Xiao Fei soon.

Three years, I want to die.

At this time, the coquettish man walked up to the two people who were holding the oath ceremony, leaned against the dazed An Ya, and then began to grope with his big paws, "Xiao Fei, you've lost weight..."

While speaking, he fired electricity at Anya.

Swish swish! !

One hundred thousand volts, see if you can withstand it!

Comrade Xiaoan has been stationed in front of the computer, and has never experienced the discharge, so he was dumbfounded for a while.

After Xiao Anzi was dealt with, the coquettish man turned to Li Zhetian, taking advantage of the geographical advantage of the two being very close to each other, coupled with the rather outrageous body language (similar to flirting), in short, the two got together.

... whisper.

Not only that, the coquettish man also blocked everyone's eyes with his body, wishing to stick to Li Zhetian's side face (ear).

The problem is, Brother Li doesn't object.

Speaking of which, this is the wedding scene of Li Zhetian and his long-awaited love. At the critical moment of swearing, a suspicious person with unknown motives suddenly broke in. Brother Li neither stopped nor said anything, and let people hang on himself as decoration.

Most importantly, in front of Zhao Xiaofei.

Note: The standard for the defense of love by homosexuals is: Men and women have the same defense.

In layman's terms, as long as it meets the criteria of being human and panting, these two standards must be strictly guarded against.

What's more, the people who came were really outrageous.

Everyone looked at the strange three people on the stage eagerly.

This weird state didn't last too long, it ended in just a few seconds.

But the next scene made everyone stunned. Li Zhetian actually left his lover who was about to tie the knot with him, and ran away with the troublemaker just now...?

Everyone didn't know about Li Zhetian's conspiracy, and they all thought that Brother Li was capable. The red flag at home was not upside down, and the colorful flags were flying outside. As soon as they found the red flag, the colorful flags also arrived. In the end, Brother Li thought that the colorful flags were better, so he left the red flag and left.

"Brother Tian, ​​you can't go!"

"That's right, you're leaving, what should Xiao Fei do?"

"Brother Tian, ​​Brother Xiaofei has been with you for many years!"

The brothers really couldn't look down on them anymore. They thought that they were ridiculous enough, playing chicken and ducks one by one and not doing their job properly. Now my leading brother is playing more ruthless, who will be with the younger one at the wedding scene? !elopement!

It's too unkind!

Li Zhetian was in such a hurry that he didn't have time to explain. He walked out and said loudly, "I have something urgent, the wedding is postponed!"

The coquettish man looked provocatively at An Ya, whose mind was still in a panic, and viciously gave him his middle finger with an expression of extreme contempt.

Originally, Comrade An was brought in to act in a play, so he just kept his mouth shut and stayed honest.

As a result, our Comrade Xiaoan accomplished a feat when he was excited without sleep for three days and three nights.

He yelled, "Li Zhetian, if you dare to go with him today, it will be over for us!"

Roaring so loudly that one was filled with righteous indignation and heartbroken!

This voice made Li Zhetian laugh.

Brother, who are you? I'm going to find my Xiaotian, so why don't you stay cool?

Li Zhetian began to use his eyes as a knife to poke holes in An Ya's body: You've got a brain twitch!Get out!

An Ya is not afraid: Lao Tzu's play is not over, you have to accompany me to continue acting!

Li Zhe was furious: Who are you!

An Ya sneered: Here we go again, I hate being despised the most, so I decided to play you!

...Of course, eye contact telepathy is not as accurate as verbal expression. Li Zhetian didn't understand the meaning of An Ya's eyes, so he dragged Xiao Wu around and left, leaving the mess alone.

After three years of hard work and courage, I finally waited for the news of the beautiful woman, so fuck you!

I saw Anya 'jealous', pointing at the coquettish man and jumping up and cursing, "You bloody vixen, your fucking paws are cheap, you owe it to me!"

After scolding, he began to look for kitchen knives all over the place, vowing to chop up the dead vixen.

Coincidentally, the knife for cutting the cake tower was placed next to it.

Without further ado, Comrade An swung a plank knife (the knife is long and wide, more practical) and went up.

The group of relatives and friends here saw the bad food and made a big fuss.

Hurry up to pull them, a group of people hugged people, a group of people grabbed knives, another group tried to persuade Li Zhetian, and another group glared at the coquettish man (don't dare to fight in groups, for fear that they will be worn by small shoes in the future).

Because the group of people who started the fight were not ordinary people, they were all well-known in the local area, and none of them were vegetarians.

It's still global (I don't know if it counts as a world war).

Li Zhetian probably had never seen such a battle before, so he hurriedly dragged his men over to fight.

As a result, it was also involved in the war.

You are the black boss, and I am not fucking white, and the place I manage is quite large, Sahara knows, then my territory.

Pipilu, the big local snake, also brought his own people to kill him, but the biggest contribution he made was to expand the battle circle.

Everyone was busy fighting, only two people stayed in the muddy water.

One is An Ya, and the other is a coquettish man who claims to be Xiao Wu.

The scene was chaotic, everyone went their own way, and even forgot the instigator, Anya.

At this time, Comrade An was actively crawling on the ground, evading countless legs and feet, and finally climbed to the gate with difficulty. During the period, he suffered countless black feet, but for the great ideal, he gave up.

At the critical moment when the light appeared, a Cheng Yaojin appeared.

Anya looked up, yo, isn't this Xiao Wu?

Xiao Wu lowered her head, her eyes crooked with a smile, "Xiao Fei, why are you in such a hurry?"

The voice was nice, but An Ya thought it was a spiritual song.

An Ya jumped up, and grabbed the man's hand when he went up, "Brother, please let me live."

The secret conversation between this man and Li Zhetian just now can be guessed with his toes, that person is not Zhao Xiaofei, the real 'Prince' is in my hands, quickly follow me.

Therefore, An Ya also had the duty to break away from the role and cross the river to tear down the bridge.

To say that that person is really confusing, judging from his tone, he should be an old acquaintance with Zhao Xiaofei, and it seems that they had a good time working together before. The "civet cat" who came up should be severely cracked down, eliminate hidden dangers, and killing people to silence them is not an exaggeration.

But he smiled seductively, "I didn't stop you."

Anya breathed a sigh of relief, and hurried on the road to escape.

Before leaving, I still didn't forget to take the money box (the red envelopes given by my brothers).

After Li Zhetian and Pipilu pulled everyone away, everyone realized that they were all on the same ball.

Come on, sit down and drink some cocktails, let's make peace.

It wasn't a big deal at first, but you stepped on my boss, and you bumped into my wife, Mrs. Yazhai, and it turned out to be a crazy fight.

A few more prestigious big heads stood up and said something soft, and finally the whole sentence was 'no fight, no acquaintance'.

At last the war was quelled.

As the host and leading actor of the wedding, Li Zhetian could only apologize in a disheveled manner, and by the way, he served wine to calm the alarm.

After settling these unprovoked landmines, Li Zhetian was surprised to find that An Ya had disappeared.

The culprit who started the war ran away, and Brother Li gritted his teeth with hatred.

Li Zhetian was fooled by Comrade An.

It would have been nice to have an 'elopement', and let you mess up the pornography, which caused me to offend so many underworld bosses, so I won't kill you in the future!

Anya is not Zhao Xiaofei, don't worry, he will catch him later when he has time to work and pay back the money.

After dealing with the war, Brother Li ran away with Xiao Wu as if his ass was on fire.

Xiaofei, for you, I spent all my money. Not only was it a waste of money, but I also lost face on the road.

If you dare to make any more fools, see if I don't fuck you so you won't be able to get out of bed for the rest of your life!

Li Zhetian secretly sharpened the 'knife' in his heart.

At this time, An Ya, after fooling Li Zhetian, took the money and escaped smoothly, but the reality before him was equally cruel.

His mother has enough money, but the problem is that he doesn't have a passport!

This is Hawaii in the United States, which is exactly opposite the center of the ball from China.

The language barrier, showing his face in front of the local residents, and being recognized by the black bosses all over the world, it is difficult to not die.

But without a passport, how can I go back?

Here, Li Zhetian is also muttering in his heart, you said that you have to bring a passport to meet someone, it is really an anecdote in the world.

Xiao Wu took Li Zhetian across mountains and ridges. Of course, the means of transport was a transoceanic plane.

After more than ten hours of running around, the two finally arrived at their destination.

XX city.

That is Li Zhetian's headquarters.

Turning around, it turned to the original point, which made Li Zhetian depressed.

If I knew you were here, what would I do if I went to Hawaii!

Xiao Wu took Li Zhetian to the place where Zhao Xiaofei lived, quite far away, on the outskirts of XX City.

The environment here is good, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the air is fresh.

There is a sign hanging on the door, which is quite unpleasant, Weishan Cemetery in XX City.